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>> No.52992251

It's over

>> No.52992255
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praise be

>> No.52992257
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52992257

>Santa Cruz rally
>Santa Cruz seal has a BEAR on it
it's over before it even begun.

>> No.52992263

is this the thread for nazi investors?

>> No.52992264

I don't get why we were even dumping in the first place if we were going to go up.

>> No.52992265
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I DCAed $6,000 into my 4% savings account this morning. I am "Officially" outperforming SPY

>> No.52992268
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Everyone watching Equities.

Look at the Yields nigga.

>> No.52992272
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5J8KZMdOPI&t=0m24s

>> No.52992275

do i sell?

>> No.52992279

Apparently Netflix is ending password sharing and adding ads to their content. In other words, RIP Netflix.

>> No.52992281

>>52992263
no, we invest in somalian pirates here

>> No.52992282

>housing bounced back
soft landing
lmao its over
>>52992279
>pay to watch ads
pirates joy

>> No.52992284

>new home sales
SANTA MELTUP

>> No.52992287

Based and Jerome pilled

>> No.52992288

what oil companies should I buy

>> No.52992292

>>52992279
They need to fund more series about bi racial trans people fighting white Christian nationalists anon

>> No.52992297
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>basically only use phone for 2-fa access to my brokerage and bank accounts
>they keep trying to change me from pay as you go/prepaid
>slightly increase prices and constantly bombard me with ads via texts
>go to top up and they literally restricted and blocked my access to my billing and payments because they dont make money off my plan (<$150/yr)
>relegated to a specific hotline only for accounts like me
holy shit. SHORT ROGERS
Whoever changed this policy needs to be put up against the wall.

>> No.52992298

BUDDY

>> No.52992303

why is VZ down so badly

>> No.52992307

>>52992281
hitler shook jesse owns hand, fdr didnt
whats wrong with investing in somali niggers?

>> No.52992311

>>52992303
Nobody buys shitty no growth dividend companies when you can just buy bonds at 5% yield

>> No.52992317

>>52992303
high debt

>> No.52992318
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>>52992236
Happy Hanukkah, my Nakkuhs

>> No.52992319

Soft landing.

>> No.52992320
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>>52992264
Bottom's in, it was just doing a harder bump against the support.

I hope there was a TSLA bull here making some bank this morning.

>> No.52992330

>>52992303
They have a really bad rap compared to TMUS
>t. vz customer

>> No.52992332

>>52992318
The Greeks fucked up not finishing the job.

>> No.52992333

>>52992320
kek the delusion of TA fags

>> No.52992342

>>52992265
Nope

>> No.52992344

>>52992320
>im not a gambler because I use the words probability and math

>> No.52992347
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52992353

>>52992282
uhhh more home sales = more demand = prices go up = more inflation

not going to matter for the next two days though as people meme their santa rally into existence

>> No.52992356
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>>52992320
>TA voodoo worshippers when they realize poker is also math and probabilities

>> No.52992359

>>52992320
I can quit any time I want!

>> No.52992360

>>52992288
That depends on your time preference and personal risk tolerance

>> No.52992365

>>52992353
Housing is the economy. Improving home sales means SOFT LANDING.

>> No.52992367

>>52992320
Fucks sake, driving to the grocery store is gambling.

>> No.52992381

>>52992353
I know, thats why I said its over. Sticky inflation. As soon as rates eased people pulled the trigger on housing along with wage gains because of tight labour market. More evidence for higher for longer.

>> No.52992383

Alright, I figured this thread would be racist and anti-Semitic due to it being on 4chan, but I had no idea how bad it would be. You guys seriously have issues.

>> No.52992387
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>>52992263
You're looking for /pol/, down the street, mr. Agent.

>> No.52992393
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52992393

Oil bros, we will take back what the market has taken from us

>> No.52992394

>>52992381
>As soon as rates eased
did i miss something

>> No.52992396

fuck you mpw, just die and go back to $10. I'm doing this for snailanon.

>> No.52992406

>>52992263
Not really. Stormfront’s investing/money threads are kind of a joke. It’s kind of sad really.

>> No.52992413

>>52992394
Well, when I said rates I meant yields. After they came from 4% for ten year. a 50bp drop in those yields meant that mortgages went down a somewhat similiar amount.

>> No.52992422

>>52992393
>Oily bros we have bagholded and are stupid and mad about it
I don't get people like you

>> No.52992427

>>52992393
Hell yeah, man
I felt like shit when my YTD gains dropped from 90% to 65%

>> No.52992432
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52992432

>they fell for the fake pump

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>>52992318
Happy Hanukkah fren

>> No.52992437

>>52992383
I hate jews, so I have a lot of MRNA puts

>> No.52992440

>>52992413
i'm having trouble piecing together your posts into a coherent statement
not an attack. i'm genuinely trying to figure out what you mean

>> No.52992441
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>>52992203

>> No.52992445
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>>52992333
>>52992344
checked

>> No.52992446
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52992446

Welp it's -4 outside right now with the wind blowing pretty good. Lots of ice. Some snow to. Power didn't go out and the pipes didn't freeze so it's all good. Needless to say we aren't going anywhere today.

>> No.52992450
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0
Look at him go!

>> No.52992453

>the market is UP for the last six months
I would ask how but people are retarded.

>> No.52992458

>>52992441
No, fag, www.reddit.com behavior is holding stocks that aren't making money

>> No.52992466

>>52992450
they're a very musical people

>> No.52992470

Making a big play on CUCO ,aka, AFRICAN ENERGY METALS !

>> No.52992473

>>52992434
They really make Lego pieces for everything huh?

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>>52992422
I am up on my energy holdings, but not up enough. Energy, quite frankly, should not be this cheap.

>> No.52992478

BUDDY

THAT'S A BIG ZOGPUMP

>> No.52992484

>>52992413
He's arguing that a slight pullback in mortgage rates led people to fomo into buying homes and takes this as a sign that the Fed won't pivot soon, which he argues is bearish. The bull case is that the economy is so strong that this won't matter and we'll see a soft landing in spite of tightening. Soft landing is correct btw.

>> No.52992485
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>mfw looking at the tsla chart

>> No.52992486

Lol, did TSLA bulls seriously think they were going to have some relief today

>> No.52992494

>>52992470
>AFRICAN
Lost me right there

>> No.52992509

>>52992477
Didn't that shit peak like 2-3 months ago?
Could you have cashed out 6 figures?

>> No.52992519
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52992519

I can’t take this schizophrenic price action anymore bros.

>> No.52992522

>>52992484
>economy is so strong that this won't matter
several of my clients sell luxury items. this has been the weakest christmas season in over 10 years. i would argue the economy is not strong

>> No.52992523
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52992523

>if I dont log into my account It didnt happen
>if I dont log into my account It didnt happen

>> No.52992526

Kek teslies

>> No.52992525

>>52992519
just buy long dated puts and sit tight

>> No.52992535

>>52992519
The incessant oscillation is irritating.

>> No.52992545

what do I buy I'm bored

>> No.52992548
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>>52992523
I can see your account from here anon

>> No.52992550

I CANT SNEED

>> No.52992551

>>52992545

GME

>> No.52992553

>>52992522
What type of luxury items?
I don't think they're all the same.

>> No.52992559

>>52992473
Just about. As old fan base ages they kept up by making more specialized parts.

>> No.52992568

>>52992509
If I believed energy stocks had peaked, I wouldn't be holding them still. I am short about 20 grand from the top though (which is still less than 6 figures) between both XOM and OXY. I am just buying more.

>> No.52992569
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>>52992553
>>52992522
we will look back at this depression and wonder how idiots didn't see it coming

>> No.52992576
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SANTA CLAUS RALLY!!!!!

>> No.52992583

>>52992569
wtf I swear I've seen articles about how high end shit was doing fine posted in these very threads

>> No.52992598

>>52992553
i won't get too specific but the main category that is suffering is luxury dogs. i deal in several
market has been strong as fuck since at least 2010 and only increased over the past 2 years
custom home improvement has also dropped off a cliff
plastic surgery holding remarkably strong, but i suspect that's going to tank after the holidays are over

>> No.52992607

>>52992568
It did peak, you're hoping for a repeak lol
see that, I combined peak and repeat
anyway that's what I originally meant by I don't get you people
sell and buy back in, why do what you do?

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>>52992583
almost like individuals can have varied opinions on the same subject

>> No.52992617

>>52992522
It's strong for the average person, people who buy luxury items have taken a hit because of the deflation of the asset bubble. The "real" economy is great.

>> No.52992625

>>52992598
>plastic surgery holding remarkably strong
a hoes last refuge, reinvesting in the hoe unit, hoping for a hoe advantage

>> No.52992628

TSLA gave everything back in 20 minutes kek

>> No.52992636

>>52992344
last time i checked even gamblers do probability lol they're just bad at it.

>> No.52992651
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>we're going to see Tesla under $100 next year
hahahaha

>> No.52992655
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https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1605755275134537728

Capitalism ALWAYS finds a way. And it's comf.

>> No.52992656
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SIMPLY
HAVING
A WONDERFUL
CHRISTMASTIME

>> No.52992658

>>52992617
local amish are getting crushed
costs are up on custom building materials and they can't sell anything that they might keep in stock other than farm necessities
even loggers are leaving the business because mills were hedging against drops in lumber prices and never raised pay. now that their sales are dumping they are immediately trying to cut pay

>> No.52992665

>>52992651
Load up on TSLQ now

>> No.52992669

the dollar hasn't even bounced yet and equities and shitting themselves

what does a 2% up move for the dollar next week do to equities with VIX at 21

if you are long here you are collecting pennies in front of a steamroller

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im so tired of the crab.

>> No.52992674

>>52992607
My investment strategy doesn't involve swinging since I am in the timing the market is nonsense camp. I would be seething a lot more if I sold and it didn't dip afterwards. If it does dip, I can just buy more until I feel whatever bullshit I believe about my holdings has played out. I generally keep my holdings for more than 1 year before selling and don't bother with short term capital gains.

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Buy calls right now? Quick /smg/

>> No.52992681

>>52992615
>opinion
people are graphing out opinions now?
I was referring to non-opinion based graphs, like the one there but inverse

>> No.52992682

>>52992628
Why did it retard pump?

>> No.52992694
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52992694

bearish megaphone

>> No.52992695

>>52992682
my internet went down when it was pumping, no idea

>> No.52992696

>it's just more gay ass fucking crab
God fucking damn it, get real.

>> No.52992697

>>52992677
Some fucked up earnings next week,the crab will continue

>> No.52992698
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>>52992682
Snibbs just went a bit too much in one direction

>> No.52992701

Value investors are going to start buying TSLA when it goes to $90.

>> No.52992704
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>>52992696

>> No.52992705

>>52992674
>letting gains evaporate through holdery instead of losing them via tax
based and antiIRSpilled

>> No.52992715

>>52992681
same data can be interpreted to mean different things and graphed out to look in a variety of ways.
sales might be down for some regions and up for others. same for retailers or specific goods.
use your brain anon, who even defines what is and isn't a luxury good according to that last chart and what was their data sample?

>> No.52992716

>>52992545
PXD. And enjoy the fireworks.

>> No.52992718

https://www.datacenterknowledge.com/google-alphabet/google-pauses-600m-data-center-development-mn
oh no no no botnetbros

>> No.52992722

>>52992701
weak bait, even the biggest retards know tesla has never been value

>> No.52992725

>>52992705
I have been rewarded for my patience more than punished for it. I see a lot of screaming from paper hands in these threads, so I consider my problem superior to theirs.

>> No.52992737

>>52992718
bullish for semiconductors, right?

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>mfw I'm 3x in Lumber (Mar 2023)

>> No.52992747
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Here we fucking go again

Puts are FUCKED

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>>52992746
Why not coal?

>> No.52992755

>>52992715
if teacup puppies, vanity wine cellars, and lip injections aren't luxury goods, then i don't know what luxury goods might be

>> No.52992761
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crab bros...are we peak evolution?

>> No.52992775

>>52992753
I don't have coal futures also I don't touch energy, only things that don't matter like Oats and Lumber (I'm also looking at coffee and lean hogs).

>> No.52992776

>>52992755
eggs and canned soup obviously

>> No.52992798
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>>52992775
>I don't touch energy
Fair enough.it can be a bitch to deal with

>> No.52992807

>>52992236

The omnibus bill is being voted on today in the house. It already passed the senate. Will it affect the market or indexes at all?
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/immigration-standoff-stalls-us-senate-166-trillion-government-funding-bill-2022-12-22/

>> No.52992810

>>52992798
>teenagers playing LoL .webm

>> No.52992816

>>52992737
In a way. It's not going to pump your bags though.

>> No.52992818

>>52992697
which important earning we got next week?

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buddy check the futures computer

>> No.52992836

>>52992810
why would the teenager be playing LoL in a Holiday Inn business center?

>> No.52992838

>>52992775
Thoughts on corn market next year?

>> No.52992855

I wish we would get a real pump so I could buy some puts

>> No.52992862

PBR BROS.... ARE WE BACK?

>> No.52992880

i just snort coke and masturbate all day while trading the minute candles on my laptop i'm basically uhh gecko ryan or whoever leonardo played in that one movie. I just need a yacht and a couple 20 yo hookers

>> No.52992881

>>52992263
You’re looking for the precious metals thread

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>>52992862
>BR

>> No.52992887

So we’ve had a year long bear market now. What next

>> No.52992889

>>52992838
I operate on an extremely simple level of thought. I look at historical commodity charts, only watch the ones that are near historical lows, then I wait for them to get oversold to slurp. It's all to get the "buy low" part right, because I buy things that are objectively low both long term and short term, because there's a soft limit to how much lower they can go (not very). Corn isn't historically cheap so I don't touch that.

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"Zack Morris" and friends arrested and assets seized
https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/stock-market-pump-and-dump-scheme/285-6f51f3d6-3c33-4df5-b021-7dae29129ff7

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>>52992887
Another one

>> No.52992908
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These girls love cunny, do you love cunny too anon?

>> No.52992910

>>52992895
kek that was like 3 days from indictment to arrest.

retards think they can fuck over rich people and get away with it

>> No.52992917

>>52992904
That would be funny unironically

>> No.52992918

Im up 0.15% today

>> No.52992923

>>52992887
The real bear market begins. This year was just the pullback after the blow off top.

>> No.52992924

>>52992908
not black cunny no wtf is wrong with you

>> No.52992926

>>52992895
I'm surprised memearino hasn't been arrested yet
>I'm laughin

>> No.52992933

>>52992583
The "high end shit" was literally just iphones.

>> No.52992950

>>52992924
Wtf are you racist anon

>> No.52992955

>>52992889
Smart. I respect that.

>> No.52992956

>>52992583
>>52992569
>>52992522
LVMH is still doing fine. anecdotes can suck my cock.

>> No.52992963

>>52992923
correct.
>but but everyone is predicting a recession, that has to be wrong!
also correct, it will be the greatest depression we have ever seen

>> No.52992966

>Was about to go to sleep due to shit market
>started trading
>lost 1,6k
fuck sake lads

>> No.52992978

>>52992918
I'm up 3.7% today

>>52992862
You love to see it

>> No.52992980

>>52992950
Wtf are you into beastiality, anon?

>> No.52992987

>>52992966
thank you for playing

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>>52992966
You could have just handed that to me instead and it would have gone to better use.

>> No.52992998
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>>52992963
Fr fr nocap this chart looking like a blowoff top

>> No.52993001

>>52992990
bullshit
you'd waste it on living expenses

>> No.52993002

>>52992966
Lol yuros

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>>52992990
Food and booze is not better use.

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>>52992966
wouldn't know that feel

>> No.52993007

i'm seeing shit tons of EV ads from other car makers now.

how is $TSLA supposed to go back up with this much competition now?

>> No.52993018

>>52993005
I hate this image so much

>> No.52993020

>>52993007
>how is $TSLA supposed to go back up with this much competition now?
>99% of the automobile and EV eqiuty
>produces less than 1% of all cars and EVs
don't worry about it man! just keep buying

>> No.52993022

>>52993007
never should have gone up in the first place. they never beat their yearly production car goals. i wrote a paper on them in college lol, musk is a retard

>> No.52993024
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52993024

>>52993007
>go back
Back where exactly?

>> No.52993028
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52993028

>>52993018
Its a good feeling

>> No.52993030

>>52993007
The truth is, EV makers are all going to feel the pain. Consumers literally cannot afford to buy these heaps of scrap, even with subsidies attached.

Read:
https://wolfstreet.com/2022/12/16/ford-jacks-up-price-of-f-150-lightning-for-3rd-time-since-ev-incentives-what-you-get-for-subsidizing-products-already-in-hot-demand-short-supply/

>> No.52993032

>>52993001
I mean, as opposed to what? Kek.
>>52993004
Yes it is actually. You were handing your money to a Jew either way.

>> No.52993038
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52993038

Should i call it a day?

>> No.52993040

>>52993007
idk why didn't they pimp out their EV as a platform for otehr manufacturers? Why don't they make motorcycles? Why not aircraft. What a shit company.

>> No.52993042

Look at that useless piece of shit that is the VIX.

>> No.52993045

>>52993040
>Why not aircraft
lol. lmao

>> No.52993052

>>52993040
they cant even make cars and you want them to extend manufacturing to aircraft? lel

>> No.52993059

>>52993045
Fuck they could sell a powerplant to Textron or something. I'm just pointing out they have tried nothing innovative or interesting. Just coasting.

>> No.52993065

>>52992908
Why do they all look like they're 40 years old?

>> No.52993066

>>52993028
I bet the poster has a four digit folio

>> No.52993078

>>52993030
The problem is that EV's were initially marketed as the climate change car. So its target audience was rich celebrities and liberals living high expense high income cites that didn't mind a luxury car so they could flaunt their virtue signaling.

To sell to the rest of the world they need to make an inexpensive EV which flies in the face of tesla's luxury brand. All the other car makers can but tesla has this shitty progressive image holding themselves back

>> No.52993079

wow fucking go down or up already. I need to know if the santa rally is on or not. If it's not I'm just going to cash out and come back next friday after the next jobless report, can't imagine any more bullish catalysts until at least then.

>> No.52993083
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52993083

Would you short, if I asked you to short?
Would you sell, and never look back?
Would you cry, if you saw the stock market crashing'?
And would you save my portfolio tonight?
Would you tremble, if I crashed the market?
Would you laugh?
Oh, please, tell me this
Now, would you die for the your portfolio?
Hold me in your arms tonight
I can be your BOBO, baby
I can kiss away the gains
I will stand by your lost
You can take my gains away.
Would you swear that you'll always lose?
Or would you lie?
Would you run and hide?
Did you short to deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care, you're here tonight

I can be your BOBO, BABY.
TONIGHT>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU

>> No.52993085

>>52993066
>roth ira is VNQ
>brokerage account is VT
I'm buying at a 25% and 20% discount and I love it

>> No.52993092
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52993092

>>52993045
RYCEY gave it a go

>> No.52993101

So there's covered call ETFs now where is the WHEEL option strategy ETF at?

>> No.52993105
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52993105

100 tsla shares only cost $12k. we can easily generate the cost of the position by selling covered calls or puts against these shares

>> No.52993108

>>52993085
I bought today too. 2023 will be interesting.

>> No.52993111
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52993111

>>52993083
I will short your portfolio.
I will stand by your loss.
I can kiss away your gains.
I will stand by you forever.
I can take your money away.
I can be your Bobo.
I can take away your GAINS!
I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER!
YOU CAN KISS YOUR GAINS AWAY!!
I CAN BE YOUR BOBO
I CAN TAKE YOUR GAINS AWAY
I CAN BE YOUR BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52993117

>>52993092
the weight of the batteries makes the whole idea impractical. But companies will still try to score good goy points

>> No.52993122

when does the market close today

>> No.52993126

>>52993108
REIT's are going to be big in the coming years. Everyone dumps but the companies in the index are having record setting FFOs and weathering the storm outstandingly well.

Turns out hard assets are great in high inflation environments and the divy companies are financially prepared for hard times

>> No.52993132

>>52993122
Hopefully soon. I'm tired of losing money.

>> No.52993133

>>52993078
I doubt even the others can. All the manufacturers are hiking prices to roll over the increased costs to the consumer. Batteries are not getting continually cheaper anymore, that trend is reversed. Add to these facts the economic beatdown the average Joe has to endure now and in the foreseeable future and you know these equity values are going to plummet. We haven't even begun to see all the bankruptcies and layoffs yet.

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>>52993122
When I decide to sell.

I can be your BOBO tonight, baby.

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52993138

>>52993117
>>52993092
>EV truck is impossible because of the weight of the batteries
>"dude lets make an airplane"

>> No.52993147
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52993147

here comes the paywall

>> No.52993149
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52993149

>>52993101
Just pay me a fee I'll click a couple buttons for you bro

>> No.52993152

>>52993092
Only if you can afford to lose the spare change. RYCEY is a big gamble but if it pays off it will be big.

>> No.52993153

>>52993007
5 words
GIGA
FACT
ORY
MEXI
CO

>> No.52993156

>>52992956
>i'm going to ignore conditions on the ground until things get so fucking bad that the databoys can't even lie about it anymore
that sounds like a really good plan
ignore your lying eyes, anon

>> No.52993161

>>52993153
Tesla only rebounds if musk stop going against the Jews and starts being a good goy. I get the feeling him stepping down from Twitter was the beginning of that.

>> No.52993163

I'm thinking about making a new webm for /smg/... but I lost all of my previous work in a hard drive crash... so I can't copy and paste any existing assets
It was going to be about crabbing

>> No.52993165
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>After the loss of quantitative easing the markets slowly lost all momentum, anon traded anyways thinking some relief rally would turn into a pivot
>the pivot of 2022 never came and anon still in denial would never pivot to safer dividend stocks, buiild steady income streams, and like every other gambler anon thought he could time drops and be a bobo, that never worked and the AI beat him for years to come
>on christmas day in 2060 anon found himself greeting customers at wal-mart, trying best to keep his social score up so he could still qualify for FEDcoin and make ends meet in his old age

>> No.52993174
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+52% on spreads I just bought yesterday. Too bad I only used 5% of my portfolio or I would have easily beaten 11% daily inflation

>> No.52993184
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52993184

Nasdaq calls?

>> No.52993188

>>52993149
youll just go all in on soxl to buy the opposite position fuck you bobo

>> No.52993192

>>52993165
You left out the part that you will also have to participate in forced homosexuality. The standard issue uniform for the Walmart employee will be a bdsm body suit and a butt plug. If you have kids you can drop them off at the Walmart molestation zone where they'll be watched by Jewish pedophiles while you work your 16 hour shift (no breaks)

>> No.52993193

>>52993152
lol, I am not touching that shit again until the deals in this market on much better companies start to evaporate.

>> No.52993198
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52993198

Ve vish you a merry Christmas
Ve vish you a merry Christmas
Ve vish you a merry Christmas und a happy Great Reset
Good crickets ve bring to you und your pod
Ve vish you a merry Christmas und a happy Great Reset

Oh, bring us some buggy pudding
Oh, bring us some buggy pudding
Oh, bring us some buggy pudding
Und bring it right here

>> No.52993207

>>52993198
Do they unironically celebrate xmas?

>> No.52993210
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>>52993198
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.52993213

>>52993207
Eh probably some solstice based satanic shit.

>> No.52993216
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52993216

You will sell

>> No.52993217

>>52993184
Why not

>> No.52993220

>>52993161
I figure for the most part it's just a matter of waiting out the credit rates so that retards can go back to making payments on the killer AI trash heaps again.

>> No.52993222

>>52993207
Annual marketing festival

>> No.52993223

>>52993207
>Do ((they)) unironically celebrate xmas?
are you high?

>> No.52993226

Xth for daily 0DTE options gamblers are MEGA VIAGRA for the crab.

>> No.52993227

>>52993038
yes

>> No.52993231

>>52993165
>safer dividend stocks
>buiild steady income streams
such as?
"boomer dividend stock" yielding 3.1% AT CURRENT PRICES.
and then sticking to the delusions that boomer dividend stock prices will never ever ever contract when the broad market might be on a downswing?
quite honestly i don't understand this meme...

>> No.52993239

>>52993231
>such as?
Treasury bonds. Simple as

>> No.52993244

>>52993207
probably...
with newborn bbq and baby blood

>> No.52993252

I don't think there will be a santa rally this year guys

>> No.52993253

>>52993231
MMP. And many other royalty/midstream co's. Iron ore giants VALE, RIO, BHP. Check them out.

>> No.52993259

>>52993239
holding US governmental bonds at yields lower than 5% is like donating your money bit by bit until there's nothing left

>> No.52993265
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52993265

I got rekt again trading futures fuck off .

>> No.52993268

>>52993231
>>52993253
Also big tobacco. PM, BTI, etc.

>> No.52993272

>>52993252
not if you have no christmas spirit

>> No.52993275

Can we pool our money into a fund together and buy an inflation swap together guys? Seems like actually an OP asset desu desu

>> No.52993280
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>>52993252
Santa hour will be legendary.

>> No.52993285
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52993285

King crab wins again

>> No.52993291

>>52993207
They front-run it with Hannukah so that Jewish children don't get of the goys. "we got our gifts 1st"

>> No.52993293
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52993293

Fuck this crabfest. i shorted into this fuck hole and lost 2K. Shieeeeeetttttttttttttt way to start Saturnia FUCK !!!!

>> No.52993295

>>52993252
Nope but next year heheh right hehe

>> No.52993296
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52993296

>nvda 135p 3/17

>> No.52993298

>>52993291
*jealous of the goys

>> No.52993308

>>52993291
in elemntary school the jew kids literally boasted how they get 8 presents while we only get 5 or 6

>> No.52993314
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52993314

>>52993259
>he doesn't want free money with zero risk while the global economy heads into a depression

>> No.52993316

>>52992393
OIL LORDS RISE UP. PUTIN JUST THREATENED GERMANY AND POLAND, HUNGARY AND MORE TODAY WITH OIL CUTOFFS FROM THE DRUZBA PIPELINE WHICH WAS A EXCEPTION TO THE SANCTIONS

>> No.52993322

>>52993253
>MMP
stock almost halved from the highs of 2014 to today. half of retirement value gone
>VALE
up and down and up and down. if you don't have an avg price below $20 you're fucked.
also according to yahoo finance chart they seem to be skipping dividends sometime.
>RIO
if you didn't buy between 2007 and 2009 this actually does look good. very little capital appreciation, though. dividend reinvest is a must. no "dividend income stream" without heavy losses adjusted for inflation.
>BHP
again, zero capital appreciation. seemingly skipping dividends occasionally.

idk man...

>> No.52993331

>>52993314
>he has been saying this since 2008

>> No.52993336

>>52993253
The only miner possibly worth anything is FCX and that has been true for years.

>> No.52993346

>>52993331
No, I've been saying that since 2022 when yields got to comfy levels and it was clear that we're heading into a depression

>> No.52993354

>>52993293
>Fuck this crabfest
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!?!?!?!?!?!?
are you the moron from yesterday saying that limit up or limit down circuit breakers would be hit today because
>muh important data releases
???

>> No.52993359

>>52993346
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>> No.52993361
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52993361

>>52993354
We celebrate saturnalia.

>> No.52993371

>>52993361
>after muh shemita did do fuck all we cling to the next meme buzzword
don't forget to surf the kali yuga or something

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>>52992926
Cant arrest the most banned man on youtube

>> No.52993395

>>52993359
>You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Go ahead and explain then. QE + ZIRP is over until the world economy crashes.

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>>52993361
God I want Taylor swift to look at me like that while hooking a car battery too my testicles and whipping me...

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>>52993227
Thank you for your advice, called up my parents instead of trading. Was about to do a horrible play but I was preoccupied with talking with ma and pa

>> No.52993424

>>52993399
That sounds extremely painful,buddy

>> No.52993438

All of my SAVA calls look like they are going to expire worthless. Which one of you faggots told me to buy SAVA because of some data release coming up next quarter? My 50c calls all got RUGGED

>> No.52993440

>>52993400
Surely you can make a nice quick Santa scalp for Christmas bonus money
>Tempting_devil_pepe_whispering_in_ear.jpg>

>> No.52993447
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Mass layoffs coming to semi conductors...and why aren't you in SOXS?

>> No.52993451
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52993451

Tesla has like 20 billion in gains on shorts and has not covered yet lol

Squeeze coming

>> No.52993453

>>52993447
Booba

>> No.52993456

>>52993424
he's a big guy

>> No.52993458

>>52993447
i want the little one

>> No.52993463

>>52993447
Dibs on the one on the left. The rest of you can fight over the snu snu bride

>> No.52993465

Why the fuck did you shitheads even shill SAVA in the first place. Down 15% in two days. Fuck you cunts

>> No.52993464
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52993464

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52993470

>>52993451
>Squeeze coming
not necessarily.
remember when Melvin was able to liquidate a entire multiple billion short position on a 5 minute candle with barely any volume and movement in price?

>> No.52993472

>>52993447
the midget jungle gook is 10000000000x hotter than that white shrekina
>>52993451
Yeah I feel a TSLA pump coming in the next few weeks

>> No.52993476
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>>52993440
Did that on Monday, I was up 150 on the day. Came here and somebody told me to stop, and I got motivated to go back in. Lost 700 that day, never again.

>> No.52993477

>>52993470
>>52993451
I swear to god no one who mentions a "squeeze" knows how it fucking works. GME retards talking about a short squeeze when its barely 20% shorted

>> No.52993478

>>52993447
Give me the right one, midgets are gross and make more manlets

>> No.52993479

Like seriously, I thought SAVA was going to catch a bid because of data release soon.

>> No.52993482

>>52993470
Explain how does that happen, is the trade done otc or something

>> No.52993484
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52993484

>>52993451
Yeah I'm also hinging on a big move up in the coming days. Can't keep going down like this forever, right? Right?

>> No.52993490

>>52993472
>the midget jungle gook is 10000000000x hotter than that white shrekina
marry the jungle gook
shrekina (kek) gets locked up in the sex dungeon

>> No.52993491

>>52993198
Merry Christmas you crazy globalist psychopaths
(Klas's inner monologue:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkFWY149f8k

>> No.52993495

>>52993322
>stock almost halved from the highs of 2014 to today. half of retirement value gone
Putting aside your arbitrary chosen time period, let's look at the numbers here. Quarterly div. $0.66 back in 2014. Has steadily climbed every year and is now $1.04 per quarter. Say you bought it all at $80 back in 2014. If you held all this time you would have been paid $30.57 in dividends only since buying. Stock is $49.7 now. $49.7 + $30.57 = $80.27! Value maintained, despite the most pessimistic time frame which you chose.

>VALE
good point fair enough. Still, taking advantage of lows and holding for the divvies or even swinging it is a good strategy for the long term.

>RIO
Exactly, they are great and consistent divvy payers.

>BHP
Occasionally skipping divvies is a shame but it's forgivable. These companies pay a good yield so even without price appreciation you get a pretty low risk income stream. But you need to have a lot of capital first of course

>> No.52993497
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52993497

Did you buyd USO yet?

>> No.52993514
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52993514

>>52993497
No, I'm buying META...

>> No.52993517
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52993517

>>52993497
I should buy puts on it but it's kinda illiquid

>> No.52993518

>Atlanta Fed Q4 GDP estimate rises to 3.7% from 2.7%

>> No.52993519

>>52993336
We're talking about good yielding divvy stocks. FCX is not that

>> No.52993524

Itt told me whenever I think I know what the market is gonna do I'm usually do something wrong.
But then how does anyone ever make money? Think about it.

>> No.52993530
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52993530

Welp not bad. Since this year is almost done for I went on and made this.

>> No.52993534
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>>52993518
recession canceled

>> No.52993541
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*sleigh bells grow louder*

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>> No.52993546

>>52993517
There is SCO.

Full disclosure: I believe that would get your dick slapped off.

>> No.52993550

>>52993530
If there’s a stock I’d hold just for the ticker, it would be C

>> No.52993554

>>52993482
>Explain how does that happen, is the trade done otc or something
I actually believe that they applied as much kikery as possible during the GME craze.
Flat out lying about positions,
deliberately obfuscating the specifics of their holdings,
>we hold a gazillion of shares in XYZ
>meanwhile is long one hundredth in unexercised OTM call options.
But in actuality, if melvin was indeed holding shared of GME at all and not some "synthetic bullshit" that they purposefully confused the public with, then I believe their OTC kike friends literally took it off their book at heavy losses for themselves because all of them were fearing a ripple effect through the industry.
In the end they dumped the cost on the goyim anyhow. It might just take a bit of time for them but they'll get there.

>> No.52993557

>>52993550
Just for the ticker? You the type to hold Galway Metals.

>> No.52993560

>DALLAS FED'S TRIMMED MEAN PCE PRICE INDEX +3.4% ANNUALIZED IN NOVEMBER VS OCTOBER +3.9%.

>> No.52993563

>>52993550
I hold BALL because of my huge balls.

>> No.52993567

>>52993517
Set the contract for the month before the next US election. BIDEN will dump the SPR again to win votes.

>> No.52993566

What are Bogleheads doing? Still buying? Or just leaving it all in T-bills for the foreseeable future?

>> No.52993570
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52993570

>>52993560
Yes...yesss. Use distorted measures. Goalseek your way out of reality and into a pivot.

>> No.52993573

>>52993465
It's Pajeets that spam that stuff. Do you also buy into those defi lending platforms when the bots post here?

>> No.52993574

>>52993541
>>52993545
SPX ~4250pts 1H of '23

>> No.52993577
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52993577

This is a buy right?

>> No.52993581

What time is close?

>> No.52993583

>>52993577
No, that's a chart.

>> No.52993585

New

>>52993584
>>52993584

>> No.52993595

>>52993447
Is the one in back the gimp?

>> No.52993596

>>52993541
>>52993545
The pump is fading away bullbros

>> No.52993625

>>52993577
Im buying 4 shares. I am joiniiiing

>> No.52993682
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>>52993042
What's useless about it? It's dropping but still above 20, the S&P is rising but weak af and far from stable ahead.

>> No.52994936

All I want for Christmas is to get rid of these YANG bags

>> No.52995698

>>52993022
>i wrote a paper on them in college
That came off as really cringe my man

>> No.52996107

>>52993065
Probably staff or alumni

>> No.52996197

>>52992519
>still using robinhood