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52982506 No.52982506 [Reply] [Original]

>steals over $15B
>doesn’t even bother to flee to a non-extradition country
>keeps casually tweeting and playing LoL after the FTX blowup
>goes on an interview on fucking Bloomberg and tells everyone he did nothing wrong and everyone in the crowd literally applauds him
>gets arrested
>casually chills for a week in Bahamas prison without getting killed after stealing 15 fucking Billion dollars
>requests to get extradited to the US
>asks for bail
>casually pays $250m bail
>now gets to to chill in some penthouse in 157 West 57th Street playing LoL all day and tweeting
>all roasties on CT got wet after seeing him post-jail

How does he keep doing? What’s the next step of his master plan??

>> No.52982645

>>52982506
Whatever the elders of Zion have decided

>> No.52982749

>>52982506
wait... he wasn't broke?

>> No.52982827

>>52982749
his parents paid the bail

>> No.52982945

>>52982749
>>52982827
He privately kept $4billion and his parents know this as well. They put their house up for collateral knowing Sam has the big bag. Plus theyre megaconnected kikes. More connected than Madoff

>> No.52983047

They put the Bahamas house up as collateral, 120 million right there.

>> No.52983129

>>52982506
He's limited to his parents house in the Cali Bay area. Read the news

>> No.52983208

>>52982749
>>52982827
>>52982945
>>52983047
You only post 10% of the bail amount. His parents have 250k lying around in between their couch cushions

>> No.52983257

>>52982506
this is what happens when you try to fuck with a muslim

>> No.52983260
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52983260

>>52982506
>they let him out on leverage

>> No.52983283

someone needs to murder that motherfucker lmao and it'll happen soon

>> No.52983297

>brazen dark triad criminal
>he's kinda hot!!
woman moment

>> No.52983314
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52983314

>>52982506
He will be escorted to Israel or they will use a fake dead body and a new identity. Screencap this.

>> No.52983332

>>52983208
>10% of 250m is 250k
this the retards yall sharing a board with

>> No.52983376

>>52983208
>can’t do math
Sasuga, /biz/poster

>> No.52983381

>>52983297
When women found out I stabbed someone they start aggressively flirting with me.

>> No.52983413

>>52983332
>>52983376
2.5m bond = 250k

>> No.52983443

>>52983381
kek why'd you stab someone?

>> No.52983944

>>52983413
The bail was $250m, not $2.5m. $2.5m would be the 10% you’re talking about.

>> No.52984036

>>52983208
>You only post 10% of the bail amount
That would only be if they used a bondsman which isn't required if you have the money.

>> No.52984058
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>>52982506
How did this retard get bail? he was literally talking about fighting extradition a few weeks ago and has the resources to fuck off to a extradition-less country. he's also incredibly fucked with nothing to lose.

>> No.52984059

>>52982506
Jews truly are the master race because of Whites

>> No.52984068

>>52983208
The average brain of a LINK and AVAX holder

>> No.52984071

This is literally better call saul tier bail

>> No.52984097

Alright bros, you all know why he got bail. Say it.

>> No.52984110

>>52984058
They took his passport and he has an ankle monitor. He is there to fight the fucking charges! There is no way he could escape even if he wanted to!

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>>52983314
What's going on in this photo?

>> No.52984282

>>52984097
To give Tiffany some therapy.

>> No.52984298

>>52982506
Of course this would happen

>> No.52984349

>>52984116
Horse milk for the protein. It is more cost efficient than man milk per gram of protein.

>> No.52984358

>>52984349
That can't be real, can it? Surely that's just a troll image and she's not really doing that?

>> No.52984377

>>52984358
yeah the milk thing is a meme shes actually just drinkings its semen

>> No.52984380

>>52984377
No way

>> No.52984440

>>52982506
If you think this kike actually paid the 250m in bail money you're delusional. He's a jew, not a white man. He probably got one of those "if you promise to be good you don't have to pay anywhere near that amount" bonds. Can't remember the name, personal-something bonds.

How can anyone come to 4chan with any regularity and seriously think they gave one of their own a $250m bail.

>> No.52984491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7tHZfki_8U

>> No.52984499

>>52982506
I’d fong her with my wong jf you know what i mean ;))

>> No.52984509

>>52982749
I for one am shocked that crypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried owns crypto.
How could we have foreseen this?

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52984555

>>52982506
SO WHAT HES FREE NOW? IT WAS A NOTHING BURGER ALL ALONG?

>> No.52984717

>>52982506
What a weasel, unbelievable how he's getting away with it. Where did he pull 250m from and why is his bail a priority over the funds of people that entrusted FTX with their money? He stole and gambled with user funds!

>> No.52984778

>>52984717
>Where did he pull 250m from
right, you can't use stolen money for bail, re-arrest him at once

>> No.52984815

>>52983944
You are all fucking retarded

>> No.52984924

>>52984815
I usually leave math to computer

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52984957

>>52984717
>Where did he pull 250m from

the Jewish Comedian got paid yesterday.

>> No.52985111

>>52983314
You won't believe me but horse milk girl was my girlfriend when I was 13-14

>> No.52985183

>>52985111
But is it real? Did she really drink the "milk"?

>> No.52985185

>>52985111
Anon…. That’s not milk
You dated horse-cum-drinker girl

>> No.52985279

>>52982506
Honestly SBF is a g. Most of crypto is a bunch of faggots at this point anyways. Look at most of NFT space + roasties hosting BTC dinners. Well done Sammy.

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52985322

>>52982506
>How does he keep doing? What’s the next step of his master plan??
His next step is to expose tether and binance fraud as part of a plea deal to reduce charges. This will result in the next leg down in the crypto market.

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>>52982506
>SBF is free and probably eating a large succulent vegan feast while I'm stuck working for crumbs
How is this fair?