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i just found the next 500x shitcoin on uniswap.

>> No.52955840

a pretty zoomer girl hollered at me in the car today and it was fun and nice
that's all

>> No.52955844

Moggcoin?

>> No.52955909

>>52955820
Haven’t had sex in 3 years

T. Age 28

>> No.52955978
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>>52955840
I will live vicariously through you
>>52955909
I am 32 and never had sex.

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>> No.52955984

>>52955909
Haven't had sex in 13 year
t. age 33

>> No.52956079

I can see how >>52955909 might happen but how does anyone let >>52955978 >>52955984 happen? Why did you not panic about fixing this issue back in your 20s? Specifically your early 20s when it was already weird as fuck. Should have just banged a fatty and built your confidence up.

>> No.52956256

>>52956079
Banging fatties is a permanent blow to a man’s self esteem.

Chad banging hotties > sexless virgin > Chud banging fatties

>> No.52956350

>>52956256
How many kg is fatty?

>> No.52956373

>>52956350
I’m a burger. Depends on height. I say if the belly goes out further than the boobs she’s.

t. Banged fatties

>> No.52956386

>>52956350
Do their swimsuits cover their belly button? If yes they're fat

>> No.52956406

>>52955820
ew

>> No.52956420

??!;!??!

>> No.52956425

>>52956373
>the belly goes out further than the boobs
this is the correct measurement

>> No.52956478
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>>52955820

>> No.52956524

buy pepepal

>> No.52956622

>>52956256
Lol everybody has banged a fatty in their day. Even "chad". Nothing has lower self esteem than a dude who can't even talk to a girl (ie 20+ y/o virgin)

>> No.52956924

HEEL is a easy 1000x

>> No.52957008

>>52956524
mcap prediction?

>> No.52957012

>>52956622
I can have a conversation with women just fine but have never had sex

>> No.52957515

>>52957012
No shame in aiming a bit low until you get the hang of it dude. Talking to a girl in a platonic way is different from actually flirting and getting her to like you romantically. It's a learned skill and you don't learn by not trying. Practice on a fatty. Girl doesn't have to be a whale but you do you lol.

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>>52956079
Because I have a slight amount of excess skin on my torso from having been fat in highschool and subsequently losing the weight. My 1) introverted personality, 2) former fat kid complex, and 3) physical insecurity about getting naked conspired to mindfuck me constantly around women particularly in university where I squandered my chances of getting laid. Then after leaving uni there were fewer and fewer opportunities to meet women outside of work. And I did not work much because I could live off bitcoin thanks to the fact that I started buying it in 2013. So I lived with my parents, worked part-time, and still had very low self-esteem. My friend group was all male nerds.

>> No.52958090

>>52955820
I don't know the story behind this, but I get the impression that the girl on the right gets no male attention because the woman on the left (her mom) is proud of those tiddies and steals all the attention.

>> No.52959419

>>52956524
I will rather buy ORE

>> No.52959926

Yh i know, radioreum

>> No.52959955

>>52956079
>panic
Just shoot yourself in head

>> No.52959992

>>52955909
Haven't had sex in a year.
T. 20 year old zoomer

>> No.52960014

>>52955820
Is there a 500x or is this thread all about recent prowess with zoomesses?

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>>52955820
Nice try but the next 500x shitcoin is not on Uniswap.
It's on gate.io, huobi and MEXC

>> No.52960033

>>52955978
Lol nice

>> No.52960128

>>52955820
>i just made the next 500x shitcoin on uniswap.
Ftfy

JAAAAAAANNIES!

>> No.52960238

The next 100x was a 500x a few days ago. Sentivate screencap this.

>> No.52960248

>>52955978
33 year old virgin here.
I literally don't know how to talk to girls.

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>>52960028
Kek.. gone are the days when random tokens do Insane numbers on DEXs.

You forgot Kucoin too, home to some of my fav low cap gems.
Got sylo on there and it's a potential 50x gem

>> No.52960401

>>52960248
It's easy anon, walk up to any girl and tell her you wanna shag her straight up

>> No.52960438

>>52955840
Man, what I would do to go back to 18 years old. I was in the best shape of my life and I always knew I had a nice face, but I decided to lose a ton of weight before college. As soon as I got to college, HOT fucking girls everywhere hitting on me constantly. FUCK it was amazing. There was a slampig 6/10 girl that aggressively approached me and asked for my number so that we could meet for a bible club. I went to pick her up from her house later that day and she just ran out to my car in booty shorts and an oversized flannel and said no one was home and that I could just park on the street. Fucked violently. Being attractive and young is literally one of the best things in life, money can't even buy it.

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>>52960393
My only real successful low cap gem was on Kucoin.
AKRO at 10 sats a few years ago. Turned $20k into $500k, right before the actual bull even began, fun times.
I might check Sylo but I was referring to a different coin.
Still think low caps are the way to go.
And yes, DEXes have their use case but it's not about finding low caps anymore.

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>>52960438
I had a legit 8.5/10 face (even RudyRude certified if you know the reference) but tbqh I was extremely frustrated with the culture of sluttiness and random fucking. Only ever had LTRs.
You don't understand the frustration of a guy who is getting hit on by sluts, who only wants a good girl and struggles to find one.
Not even gay.
But to your point, I definitely like my 30yold boomer years better, idk. Maybe if I didn't have crypto money I would have missed the good ole times but I honestly don't.

>> No.52960575

>>52956079
Asian migrated to white country, had no chance.

>> No.52960588

>>52960393
Anons were making 100xs for fun on Kucoin in the last bull
How I miss those days lol

They still got the messenger thing going? It's one hell of an old project, went popular in NZ and Australia at some point.

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>>52960442
Now that's what you call life changing money
would agree the narrative has changed for DEXs

>> No.52960621

>>52955820
left looks exactly like my cousin, weird

>> No.52960731

>>52960588
It still got the juice, now they going big on communications across the open metaverse and web3
Powering nodes via NFTs and all that shit

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>>52957515
>you do you

>> No.52960805

>>52956478
kyspa scam

>> No.52960848

>>52960438
As a 30 year old college student living on campus it's honestly incredible, I have so much leverage over the younger guys I almost feel bad. If anyone has ever told you don't go back to college as a late 20something fucking ignore the fuck out of that retard. This was the BEST decision I have ever made for me and my sanity and my ego.
I had a GROUP of Stacy girls come up to me to ask if I'll be attending a party last sem, and the one giggled and was like "please dad come be our chaperone *wink". You already know. I plowed that girl so hard a few days later after the party.
The joke to these girls seems to be that you're 30 but you are still physically 28 so it's passable. I get a lot of "well I wanna fuck a MAN not a BOY and this campus is full of BOYS" so being this age definitely plays into a few fantasies, daddy issues, as well as the whole, I am more socially agile than the 21 year olds who stammer and stutter while talking to girls so I am far easier going to talk to.

Talk shit on college or that I started too late I don't care I'm so much happier doing this I actually feel like I'm getting something from this life now.

>> No.52961014

>>52960848
> Talk shit on college or that I started too late
People talk shit because it's lost money if you're 20.
If it's cheaper than just going to Amsterdam and plowing whores, which is all you're using it for, then maybe it's not such a bad investment for you.

>> No.52961023

>>5295582

Boobs aside all you need is PepePal

>> No.52961097

>>52960468
>You don't understand the frustration of a guy who is getting hit on by sluts,
I do, I got tired of it by 23, but I miss it now. After a few years I wanted a serious relationship and I got one. The first 2 years were amazing, I felt fulfillment and grand purpose for the first time in my life. I thought I found a catch (not the one because that shit is for fags). She turned out to be a manipulative freak, broke off the engagement in my late 20s. I started dating again but I was super rusty. It was noticeably harder, but I just went back to fucking sluts and accumulating money. Social media and dating apps have ruined the faithfulness of women. They have too many options and ego boosters now. Even if a girl stays faithful, they will threaten you and try to take control in a relationship at every turn, it's exhausting and stupid.

>>52960848
I feel like you're memeing, but it's true. There's a lot of girls out there that are into older men, but being young and in your prime is pretty kino. A lot of zoomers are full-blown autistic and have no idea how to talk to women because their brain rotted watching twitch all day.

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>>52955820
you forgot the japanese waifus

>> No.52961145

>>52961097
Sorry you live in the West.
I've met plenty of Western women, I understand.
You won't get fulfilment without starting an actual family.
So make enough cash and go somewhere where women are women.
And also, I started mine before I made my money, which kind of gives me higher respect for my wife. So it's one thing to think about.

>> No.52961150

>>52955820
chichis
titties
mommy milkers
cock milkers
udders
etc.
if you know what I mean

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>>52955909
i'm 28 and an 18 year old hungarian-french girl is coming over to my apartment at 8pm tonight. i'm going to spread her legs and fuck her in every position listed on phub. i won't come that fast because i just banged another girl this morning when i woke up

tldr if you're white and from the 1st world, move to the 2nd world

>> No.52962743

>>52961647
its bc of 1st world fat fuck failures like u who migrate to easier difficulty countries stealing our women I don't get pussy. tell me ur address faggot bet u live in the asshole district of the capital, ill come and beat the ever living shit out of u in front of that whore then I'll fuck her in ur stead and coom on ur beat up face bitch

>> No.52963121

>>52955820
Explore web3 focused projects, especially those offering asset and identity management.

>> No.52963162

>>52956924
Is this related to privacy in anyway? if not then yngmi. Only privacy and some few areas in crypto have the potential to go that high. shalom.

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AND IT'S NAME IS VITA INU (TICKER: VINU)
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
JANNIES tongue my butthole

>> No.52963255

>>52961097
>>52961150
>>52957595
are these threads just tumblr microblogging threads in disguise? im not complaining its fun reading you faggots. do continue

>> No.52963263

>>52963239
FUCKING BASED

>> No.52963265

>>52955983
>>52963239
which one is it nigger

>> No.52963367

>>52955820
Name of the coin OP?

>> No.52963980

https://antiraidai.app/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/AntiRAID-white-paper-1.pdf

>> No.52964101

>>52955820
No, no you didn't.

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>>52963980
>>52964101
>actual virgins ITT
>some are literally in their 30s

lol. lmao. I live with my gf and have sex like 3 times per week.

>> No.52964629

I'm going on a road trip over the summer with some friends, I'll have sex then.
t. 22 yo virgin

>> No.52964646

>>52960468
reject degeneracy. embrace tradition.

>> No.52964679

>>52964153
You’re having sexy with her 3 times a week, but she’s having sex much more than that.

>> No.52964741

>>52962743
If it makes you feel any better I doubt I could get laid in any country. I have had sex many times but I hate women so much it’s unreal

>> No.52964773

>>52961647
USA is the worst. Should probably just rope

>> No.52966215

>>52956924
What use case does this have? Stop day dreaming and load tokens with real world appication like asset management, oracle, privacy and defi tokens

>> No.52966306

>>52964679
Based

>> No.52966324

>>52955978
you may do so my bro
tonight we hit the gym

>> No.52968408

>>52955820
That has to be a privacy focused coin. RAIL, DERO. cos I don't see so much potentials in any other assets.

>> No.52968898

>>52964153
Only gets dead fish sex after begging and crying and gf screams and roars while having actual sex with tyrone while anon works at target and goes to his local community college
>>52964679
KEK

>> No.52970091

OP here. The coin is AntiRAID.AI
Fuck a lambo, I look forward to posting pics of my ferarri in the new year.

>> No.52970201

>>52956256
Jesus christ this is me. Last time was like 8 years ago and she was fat and it was awful. It's like being a virgin but worse.

>> No.52970210

>>52956079
If you live with your parents it just never happens.

>> No.52970304

>>52956373
fatties can always give mean head tho lol