/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52954886
>"""relaxation""" office
>empty tissue box
anon I....

>>52954886
We used to have a meditation room at my old job, it was actually pretty comfy, used to go in there to mediate in the afternoon. Weird time in mylife, but meditation really helped me ground myself.

>>52954886

you will work in the pod and you will be happy.

reminder for this winter, wagie
you are essential so you'd better make it on time we're already short staffed as it is

>>52954886
lights optional

>>52954952
that seat looks uncomfortable

Being a wagie is a mindset. Pursue every waking moment as if you're life depends on if, whether you are a street sweeper or a king. You are only on this earth temporarily so get after it and get after it hard. There's no 2nnd act.

>>52955063
Exactly why everyone needs something they can come home to that stimulates them. Imagine being a wagie, coming home, throwing on the newest interracial porno by (((Netflix))), passing out to it, then waking up to it and doing it all over again.

>>52954886
Much better than what's available at a fast food stand.

belindabros...

>>52954940
That webm is so perfect.

>>52955287
I can SEE her in her profile picture with perfect clarity lmao

>>52954977
based sealion

>>52954960
based bird, I would've shat on it for good measure

>>52954886
comfy

>>52954982
accurate.

>friday
>"state of emergency" snow storm.
>time for work
>sky is black but it hasn't snowed yet.
>drive and see road blocks
>town literally closed the road to the highway.
>text supervisor i can't make it in "state of emergency, roads blocked off"
>supervisor texts back "find an alternate route"
>"this mf"
>i just drive home and call out of work
>starts to snow a bit
>2 hours later several inches of snow accumulate
>4 hours later it's already over a foot
>next morning it's over 3 feet
Best decision of my life. Anyone that showed up for work was trapped at worksite until the following day around 1pm. I was sitting pretty playing vidya and shitposting. :)

Defend the photos at all costs, wagie

>>52954886
at least it's something

wagie delivery bros... it's over

>>52955509
employee of the month right there

>>52955509
What was the context of this? Kek

>>52955569
You have to pay to receive your picture at themeparks. Wagie takes his job too seriously and tries to prevent filmer from just filming the screen.

I'm so blessed to not be a wagie anymore.

>>52955533
it's over

>>52954952
>once your outside
Shouldn't that say the other way around? Like it's a nice quiet box on the inside, not that no one can hear you scream from outside?

>>52954940
This one makes me crack up every time

there is no societal benefit to being a wagie in the 2020's, none of the profit you make for the company goes back towards your community, only mr shekelstein

>>52955533
don't get the doordash autist started

>>52954886
i fucking loved these rooms as an intern. sometimes, i would just slip into it like im going to narnia and play league on my phone for 4 hours.

>>52955778
>vital to community survival
stopped reading your shitty astroturfed reddit meme there

>>52955320
They don't call her Big Linda for nothing

They have an autism box at Tokyo airport for autists to sperg out in

>>52954886
>>52954952
>>52956270
>relaxation rooms
>no windows to the outside

wtf is the point

Wagie Pride, I'll never understand it lol

>>52954977
>clean it jannie

>>52954940
fucking lol, wonder if this robot got yelled at for that.

>>52955717
Hes right its the customers who do the dance in the commercial
How the fuck can anyone get that so wrong?

>>52954960
>>52954977
Based animal-chads. Clean it up wagies!

>>52956297
>100 hr/wk
Literal actual slaves were treated better

>>52954886
majority of workers are retarded. idont blame the elites for the hatred

>>52956376
slaves were never paid in money

I’m gonna share my recent story:
>no clue what I want to do for work, have no real skills or passions, decide I want to be a firefighter because at least I work with hands and only work 10 shifts a month with a pension.
>find out EMS is also part of it, take slight interest in EMS. In my state that’s 90% of the job and fires are rare
>become EMT
>get job on ambulance
>15 hour shifts
>less than $15/hr pay
>mandatory OT
Lost all interest after working not long at all and noped out of it. Been learning to code.

>>52955287
>that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0dGHkAkIY kek

>>52954960
sigma shit

>>52956404
>the people who are supposed to save your life earn less than McDonald’s wagies
Peak Americanism.

>>52954952
It's literally a phone booth

>>52955509

>>52954886
>empty box of tissues
kek

>>52955509
kek if you slow it down his wagie coworker is laughing at him I never noticed that before

>>52956397

People today aren't paid in money either. Only God's money, Gold and Silver, are actual money, everything else is credit/debt notes.

>>52956297
>>52956376
he's larping anyways because he guaranteed works weeks on/off so he probably averages 40-45/wk in reality

>>52955287
When I was in middle school we had this fat bitch computer teacher that looked like that and some kid drew a cartoon on the chalk board of her drawn like that pushing some kid out of a 2nd story window going "ha ha ha!". The kid got detention but it was totally worth it kek

>>52954977
I remember this one. I made this extremely rare sea lion smug pepe for it

stop it anons

>>52954926
why would you meditate in the masturbation room
you do know your coworkers took their pants off and sat their bare ass on the same seats you used, right?

should i just kms if i can't get anything better than minimum wage ?

>>52956706
you can always work for tips

>>52956717
i am based in eu

>>52954940
Anyone have more wagie-bots completely failing their one purpose?

>>52956725
What's your problem then just keep being based?

>>52956725
and redpilled in the us?

>>52956397
Untrue, both in the US and globally
Some were

>>52956397
>average American has $500 in savings
May as well not pay them in cash, all goes to payments anyway

>>52955717
Is the delivery dance ad the one with overweight cgi characters dancing to söy yo?

>>52956297
anybody working more than 40 hours is certifiably a retard and should not be able to vote or do other adult things.

>>52956892
>other adult things
Yeah like FUCK!

>>52954952
honestly better than an open concept office

>>52955735
good catch

>>52956706
Work at a resort as a dish bitch.
Pays better then expected but the downside is you work around w*men.

>>52956639
Pretty Cool

>>52956283
That is part of the point. Fuck being around people.

>>52954886
>No door lock
Hell no I ain't using that shit, back to the bathroom stall

>>52954984
Is this real? How insulting

What wrong OP your company doesn’t have a goon room?

>>52956639
awesome anon

>>52954886
that's a privilege I'll never get, the most I can aspire to now is a fan, and that's not because of my job but because of my vinu bags

>>52954886

>>52956717
>food 20 mins late
chefs fault
>steak undercooked
chefs fault
>meal cost $44
managers fault

>>52955778
Worked at a grocery store in the produce section during COVID. Coworkers were cool, but it was extremely soulless. They enforced mask mandates, and then brought them back for whatever reason. I basically quit on the spot at that point. Best thing I'd ever done. Fuck wageslaving.

>>52959674
>waitress was a bitch
Who's fault was this?

>>52956297
The 14,5 hours or more 7 days a week workethic. This man is just fleeing life.

Not a wagie hate at all more like contempt and vitriol towards the redditor coworkers I've got. It's even funnier because I work in the alcohol industry and one faggot says he's part injun. Kind of believe it because he's gotten drunk at work multiple times. We're all counting down the days the woman who has him wrapped around her finger will snap one day. Fucker doesn't even need a quiet tism room, he's been journaling all of his intrusive thoughts and every little thing that pisses him off. All in all I'm getting plenty of KEKs out of his downward spiral.

>>52956628
No shit

>>52954940
it takes longer than an actual human that works.

>>52959999
Kek is here

>>52955287
>"I'm not even that big"
>checks profile photo
kek

>>52954952
Honestly this is better than the office job I used to work at. Don't have to pretend to care about birthdays or other peoples fucking kids.

>>52955498
>Anyone that showed up for work was trapped at worksite until the following day around 1pm.
And? What are you, lazy or something? That's a perfectly reasonable request. Obviously they're not getting paid outside of shift hours. If at all.

>>52956397
LOL

wtf can you buy with your money wagie? thats right. just enough to survive.

what did slaves get? thats right. just enough to survive.

>>52956509
its funnier when you realize just how badly the system is fucked because of governments privatizing everything because they dont want to negotiate with unions. now you have privatized prison guards who get paid minimum wage and have to sleep in their car. imagine having a system where high profile drug traffickers are watched by guards under severe financial distress and being naive enough to think corruption wouldnt run rampant. lmao.

>>52957036
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52960049
This guy gets it. He's a smart.
You basically wage for your board and food. I had heat switched off the entire time I was a wagie at big box, too expensive. 8 degrees C. Approaching refrigerator temperatures.

>>52954940
anyone else see a cat face in the first sprinkles?

>>52956297
>gets yelled at by his boss who works under 40

>>52954886
The final days of humanity are truly depressing.

>>52960196
i could save her

>>52960196
anyone got the high quality hula webm of her walking to camera? a friend of mine was looking for it

>>52954886
>AI and robots can do literally any job including war-fighting a million times better than any human
>but there is one thing that humans will always be better at and still be good for
>prostitution.

>>52960079
Me too, schizo bro.

>>52960196
she's cute but her eyes are dead.

>>52960001
Yes, but if it actually worked it would mean you don't need a person standing there all day long so we can have more workers building houses and growing food that keeps people alive more than some wagie forced to make ice cream all day long.
It's more efficient for society as a whole if we perfect these robots and make them fast.

>>52956283
Can't relax if people are looking in.

>>52954960
CLEAN IT UP JANNY!

>>52954940
he did his best

>>52954952
>you cannot hear anything once you're outside

This is not true. We had a "quiet pod" just like this at my last job. Mostly, people used it to talk on their phone, if they got a call during work, so as not to disturb others. That, you could not hear from the outside. But if someone actually started loudly shouting (or once crying), from inside the pod, you could totally hear it.

>>52956397
They were paid in housing and food, which all that guy can afford anyway.

>>52956363
the absurdity makes it even funnier

>>52954916
It’s for crying anon.

>>52956717
If you look at the syrup bottles its obviously ihop....stupid nigger faggots.

>>52954886
Being born.

>>52954886
I will continue to wageslave for the oil company I work for and I will enjoy my house and my dual income with my teacher zoomer wife. We're even planning on having 4 white children. Sorry demoralization kike.

>>52960818
No, it’s for sperm and nonsense

>>52960031
did you not read the part where i said the road was blocked off for a blizzard?

i imagine you can go a day without a single worker. I still got paid numbnuts.

>>52960701
>If the ice cream wagie is automated out of a job he can go be a brain surgeon

>>52960079

>>52954886
I usually hate wagies but yesterday I took the time to leave a positive review for a kfc girl who was really sweet and delivered great customer service. it felt good.

>>52955533
baseball bat until it stops moving

>>52960031
just an amendment. did you not read the part where i said the road was blocked off for a blizzard? Is that not enough of a message not to drive on the highway? Do you think a supervisor is going to care what happens to me or my car if something were to happen? do people just think work is that important? you don't want to be seen as "lazy"? Because you made a call to save your car and your frustration for $12/hr pay? The fuck is wrong with you?

i imagine you can go a day without a single worker. I still got paid numbnuts. I won that weekend.

>>52961693
We cannot comprehend how fast that can blow you the fuck out once you put a gun on it

>>52960052
Sounds just like the USSR ngl
Been reading American in the Gulag and their prison camps had nearly identical social structures as US prisons today

>>52954940
>>52956732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qCw5r0SqwQ

like and subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/@RCrypto

>>52960823
>only one restaurant is allowed to buy syrup bottles
Shut the fuck up

>>52956732
here's something similar

It can be rainy or cold
Hot or wet
Either way
You will deliver my food wagie
And you will do it for no tip

>>52956397
The very fact that most amerifats dont understand the difference between money and currency and that (((they))) purposefully conflate the two, illustrates perfectly how fucked we really are

>>52959943
her parents

>>52956017
grocery workers do more than stand at a register, not that you'd know or care.

>>52962112
Tell us about it wageslave

>>52954886
I'm gonna explain something, even though it won't make any difference.
Everything is going to shit because the people in power get off on it. Full stop.
You cannot implement any common sense solutions because the people in power have unlimited power due to the surveillance industrial complex.
Fixing everything would be ridiculously easy, if it wasn't for the people in power getting their rocks off to punishing you and being unchangeable due to surveillance.
You are fucked because they replaced humans with machines and automation. They are gonna finish AI and kill everyone on this planet and replace us with machine intelligence.
Now that you don't matter as a worker or slave due to automation, all that is left is for the people in power to get their rocks off by punishing you and driving you into the ground forever, just for the thrill of it. And you can't do anything about it because of surveillance.
Social media is submission.
Surveillance is submission.
You are all going to die very soon and be replaced with AI.
That is going to happen and you will do nothing about it.

>>52955509
still the best wagie meme

>>52956404
everyone i went to EMT school with is a nurse now lol

>>52956717
That's literal mental illness though how pitiful must you be kek
>>52959943
The bitch's, logically. You shouldn't do this kinda thing under any context though you just look like a weird schizo. If you don't care for appearances that's OK then I guess

>>52956639
based n saved

>>52961806
based non tipper anon
remember to make your order name something vaguely insulting

>>52956639
Based

>>52955717
I’ve never actually seen a video of anyone doing it irl

>>52956017
How exactly would your goyslop suburb survive without grocery stores? How long?

>>52956717
All you'd have to do is use another cup and drag that one off to the side. Too easy.

>>52960049
the wagies and normies they dont realize that slaves loved being slaves
just like wagies love being wage slaves and think they are good goys who will get to buy the new subscription service and see the latest jewmovie when it comes out
most slaves even hated other slaves who tried to set themselves free

>>52960701
see
>>52961674
wagies need to wage just like crickets cricket

>>52957443
Amazon has ones that say "You won nothing, try again!"

>>52961674
>anon makes point about how low-skill but time-intensive "jobs" that can be automated should be, as standing around all day to serve ice cream is not an effective use of the general ability that almost anyone possesses to act on up to a few sets of simple instructions per day which effectively produce wealth that is tangible and valuable to at least some other value-producing humans

>respond "hurr gardening is like brain surgery"
why you gotta be difficult

I spend most of my wagie time not actually working, yet management still seems impressed by what I get done. This has been the case at every job I've ever had. Are all office wagies secretly doing nothing 90% of the time or what?

I almost feel bad, but the fact that they're content with my accomplishments makes it seem like I'm giving them their money's worth, and the fact that the company grifted so much government handouts makes it feel almost justified even if I'm not.

>>52955717
where's the video never heard or seen it before

>>52955498
>>52954982
You Americans are lucky with your snow days. Here in Aus we don’t get days off unless it floods and your house is 10 feet underwater.

>>52967138
we dont need cashiers in society anymore every store can just have self checkouts since that part of the process has been automated, but people still stand in line for the cashier. its not even >low-skills jobs either, even slightly more advanced jobs like bookkeeping can easily be done by coding and simple ai, but companies still prefer a real person to crunch the numbers. the r&d to set up a fully automated society costs too much its easier for (((them))) to just import foreigners to work at mcdicks.

>>52956732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc

>>52968573
tbqh it's not lucky at all aussie bro. shoveling is a massive time sink. and you need salt and equipment to have it under control. and the roads get shitted up with ice. and the plows and salt destroys the roads. the snow isn't even pretty it turns into a grit of black and yellow gray. it's just awful. i hate the fucking snow.

>>52968573
We are so lucky we never get snow. My car is 14 years old and has zero rust issues, just sun damaged paint. Snow and salt can fuck up the underframe of a car in like 3 years or less if you don’t treat it.

>>52956639
I really, really like this image. Do you mind if I save it to my machine?

>>52968620
Anons, you do have your own Marty plush, RIGHT?

>>52961806

> order comes in
> name is getrektwagie
> I pull out my hog and yank out a fat load into the cream cheese
> deliver to door
> smirking customer looks me up and down
> enjoy your bagel sir

>>52954977
fucking kek

>>52968644
rust is only a big issue in the northeast/rust belt

>>52954960
birdie > tradie

>>52968755
bros...

>>52968394
No. I spend my time working hard and they are always unimpressed and make the KPIs harder to achieve, then they complain we didn’t meet the KPIs.
Fuck them. I’m desperately looking to jump ship.

>>52964272
>no native, edible fauna besides ze bugs
>population who's never killed, skinned, and prepared an animal
lel imagine

>>52968756
Fuming

>>52954940
>gets your hopes up and then dabs on you at the final moment

Apu-bot has been programmed well

>>52961806
Fuck wagies and fuck giving them tips

>>52961806
Based bagel goblin

>>52968756
>make a call to your customer service
>pajeet call center
>yes sir we will do the needful sir
>you get fired immediately without question
>I get a $100 voucher

nice try wagie, now spin the wheel

>>52969042
More like
>yes sir we will do the needful
>files a useless complaint that goes no where
>anon doesn’t get fired
>you seethe and explain you’ll never use their service again but continue to do so anyway

>>52969099
I always get my refund and a voucher though
You’re seething and quite possibly shitting yourself

>>52954886
They used to be “lactation” rooms or relatively more recently “nursing rooms” for young working moms; they were somewhat common in a lot of institutional buildings and code requirements based on occupational volume and use can still require them via a permit issuing agency, however in todays world we can’t call them essentially “only young mothers rooms” because that’s deemed sexist so we’ve renamed them as such to all-purpose “relaxation” or “nap rooms”. Just because you discovered something new today doesn’t mean it hasn’t always existed in some form or another. Niche things can sometimes work their way into more mainstream stuff.
t. architect

>>52954982
>Amerimutts shit and piss themselves over a few cms of snow

>>52954977
Why are seals so fucking adorable

>>52954977
Seems like a comfy job

>>52954916
>>52960818
no, it's for masturbating

>>52960196
dead ringer for someone I knew as a teenager,
surreal
>they're both fat and ugly now kek

>>52956717
>Tip
Don't they pay waiters in third world countries?

>>52955717
DANCE WAGIE DANCE WAGIE DANCE WAGIE OH OH OH

im in my tent nearly freezing to death in 10 degree weather and this is still preferable to wageslaving

>>52956397
well they are today kek, cope

>>52960196
God remy was so perfect. I could have saved her.

>>52961693
Steel core 5.56

>>52954886
paid 150k to do nothing. i like these thread

>>52955287
Luv me some Belinda

>>52954940

>>52966122
That’s what the ketchup is for

>>52957036
you thought the stall would be your zen
but we see all once you clock-in

>>52954886
>you know the drill
goddamn i hate zoomerspeak so bad. everything they say makes me want to smash their faces in

>>52971873
nobody's falling for that, also (You)

>>52970275
*inches

>>52957036
There is only one correct way to handle this situation.

>>52962846
Yep, same. One of my friends did EMT work in-between nursing, and just stopped because it paid shit. He makes like $45/hr for a hospital now as an E.R. nurse.

>>52954916
The fuck is this

>>52971311
>This life and the weekend cock couresel is why she got an abortion
Based.

>>52961773
They’re the only ones with that specific type of bottle you low iq retard

>>52954952
A wooden door? Seems sus.

>>52972753
I'm sure the bottle manufacturer is exclusive to IHOP

>>52954952
In the pod, nobody can hear you scream.

>>52959943
You for believing anything on 4chan

Jesus this thread is just filled to the brim with incels and retards. Get a job and move out of mommy’s basement, you fucking faggots

>>52972951
Who said I believed it? Now, if you may, consider a world in which you kill yourself in spectacular fashion, to the delight of thousands. See it in your mind? Good! Now work towards making it a reality.

>>52971092
lol, imagine doing the dance. imagine complying with it. imagine dancing like a bbc cuckhold instead off walking off

>>52973130
you WILL do the wagie wiggle and you WILL be happy

>>52956892
Its sensible if the job pays overtime and you dont have much else to do

New York transit employees are famously known for being able to clear 6 figures from a ton of OT payment.

>>52955533
Does it have landing lights for its e-bussy?

>>52954886
>relaxing in the sex room

>>52961738
>Drives by
>uses cheap homeade emp gun
>whats that boss? you need me to come into work? its going to cost you double

>>52964272
Every time I hear someone push communism I ask them if they have ever killed, de-skinned/feathered, removed organs, and butchered their own food.
Guess how many said yes.

>>52969099
I remember the time I waited the 5 minutes I was supposed to with nobody opening the door and got $25 worth of Chic-Fil-a.
Fed the whole family that day.

>>52968580
Most jobs are pretty worthless, and completely uneccessary for a functioning society.

These fast food jobs exist because of human workers.

Remove human workers and they will stop existing. But if you replace the workers who provide the food service, then you are just creating a new group of useless eaters that still need jobs, but don't have the skill required for the ones that are left.

So, how do you propose the ruling class deal with all these undesirable useless people?
Hint: same thing farmers did with all their horses when industrialization made their jobs obsolete

>>52961777
Kek. Needs a straining face.

>>52954940
>Robot: "Not my problem. have a wagie clean it up"

>>52956627
money is a concept with certain functions that base on sociology and human psychology. silver or gold are just things that fit these functions to a certain degree

>>52971092
Manager joining in is probably what keeps (some) people from refusing to do it
What purpose? I'm pretty sure it's a technique to weed out the people harder to break into meek subservience

WAGIE HATE THREAD? I always get banned for making these threads by jannies kek

>>52975120
context?

>>52975377
Pretty sure it's Russia

>>52968490
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-T3qKl6y-c

>>52975120
I wish niggers like this would just get killed

>>52956297
used to work 70 hours a week on nights

Good money but never again.

>>52961777
better with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbque0Y4FU

>>52968830
you just know

>>52954940
He said he was sorry

>>52975120
Based

>>52954886
There's nothing legal to prevent cameras and microphones to be in these rooms, is there?

>>52975377
Context: the wagie shouldn't have moved the hothead's bike

>>52973591
>drives by
>your car is already on its radar the moment it started moving
>x-rays your car
>detects illegal emp-capable device
>shoots engine as soon as the front of your car rounds the corner 3 blocks down
>checks your license plate number against the registry
>calls your boss and tells him you're being arrested for felony possession of illegal emp-capable device
>judge is a robodog

>>52961777
I had a cat that used to do something similar, she'd stand in the litter box and fire shite up the wall

>>52975491
what is this hellish nightmare

>>52975120
>comes back and drags the wagie outside

>>52954940
>Pick up the sprinkles, janny!

>>52954940

>>52954886
Looks kinda comfy ngl.

>>52955287
>i've seen a lot bigger
LMAO

>>52955287
>I am not even that big
They do say everything is bigger in Texas

>>52956695
It’s for HR roasties and strong independent women to fuck their chads in
we have one too and that’s how it works out

>>52960009
I hate my coworkers’ families so much

>>52968755

Based Hex adds.

>>52956397
Slaves got a house. That's more than most of us will have.

>>52968394
Everyone at my job is low iq and extremely incompetent. I literally don't try at all and I get people tell me how good I'm working. I literally tell everyone around me that I'm actively slacking off on my phone. Probably going to quit soon because they're lowering the pay by 2 dollars for no reason and the hours don't justify the pay accounting for that.

>wfh, going into office completely optional
>Expected work: 37h week
>Actual work: 10-20h week, rest is pretending and just being online
>Get paid twice as much as the highest working 100h manual laborers
>Get bonuses on top
>Work itself is coooding, stuff I do as a hobby anyway, and not the hard annoying kind, fairly basic stuff

On a scale of 1-10, how wagie am I?

>>52975498
You know this was made by a 16 year old who got this as their first job and is genuinely happy about it. Anything older than 20 this gets sad assuming a dude made it.

>>52975498
I really really want to work at a fast food place bros. it would be really cool to have cute female coworkers who you could hit on without fear of a career-ending mistake

>>52976753
>car is lined with lead
>x-ray sees nothing
>dog gets blasted
Fucking retard

You don't understand, most wagies like their Job. They are so deprived of a real personality and hobbies that they seek all of that in their work. They love it.
Also we NEED wagies. Without wagies society wouldn't work retards. There are always 2 kinds of people, always have been. 1. The Happy simple man who is contend with his existence 2. The man who strives for greatness, for something bigger than just to not starve.

Type 1. is more common (thankfully)

>>52961777
why do i laugh so hard about this.

>>52982152
>Illegal X-ray shielding detected

>>52955717
does anyone have a version of this that isn't compressed to shit

>>52971092
>you're a little teapot, aren't you?
>SAY IT

>>52971311
>one of the few instances of actual work she shows is just her typing a fake email

>>52956628
No he probably does get those hours, especially during turnaround months in the oil field. Those are temporary conditions tho oc

>>52981675
Real wagies are the ones working a shit job for minimum wage. WFH and being comfymaxxed isn't wagie imho

>>52954952
>go in and scream nigger nigger nigger

>>52960818
>>52970386
Both.

>>52956892
I work 44 hours a week. Still at work tomorrow for atleast the morning. Investing heavily so ghag ine day I can build my own joke rather than other people's

>>52954982
I'm not even worried about snow. I'm more concerned about being expected to spend all day outside running in single digit temperatures.

>>52970386
>no lotion
I was maimed as an infant against my will

>>52954926
Bro I worked In costco and they alsovhad a meditation room, I used to go there to read because it was very quiet amd one time this muslim co workee or whatever came in to pray and when i told i can leave he yelled and ordered me to stay. never went to tjat fuckin room again

>>52954960
Chad energy.

>>52969952
>expecting unemployed tibetan basketweaving permavirgins to understand lactation and state laws surrounding privacy when they can make a shit thread about it.

>>52954982
My boss tells me to stay with my family and stay safe every time I tell him it's too snowy.

>>52954886
LMFAO YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?
We have these things called “zen booths” at amazon
We like to call them wagie booths
But it’s literally a sound proofed telephone booth where you can “find your zen” but not for longer than 2 minutes of course, or else you’re written up for time off task Kek
God it feels good to not be a line worker

>>52985657
The fuck? Lol why’d he want you to stay

>>52955498

I had a call center job that was doing the whole "tech campus" type thing before it was cool. Got unlimited overtime, all meals covered, and just played melee with some cool dudes in the break room until I went to sleep under my desk with some pillows and a sleeping bag I brought.

Maybe that was technically dystopian as fuck, but it was a damn good time for a teenage geek bachelor.

>>52956376

Literal slaves had their housing, medical, and food covered. They ate organic, non-GMO produce.

Minimum wage in Charleston, NC is less then $1,150 per month after FICA taxes. You can't even rent a studio apartment for less than $1,000 anymore.

Minimum wage employers literally give less to their employees than slaveowners did 200 years ago. Turns out owning your slaves is a raw deal, and it's cheaper to rent.

>>52956892

I work 70+, but that's only because I'm addicted to driving. I do my 9-5 then I make deliveries any time I don't have an event to attend. TV sucks, video games suck, everything at home sucks. I save all of it so I can retire early.

>>52982659
kek this is the first time I ever felt bad for an Arab

>>52954977
Leave him alone he's just trying to help

>>52982659
how is this bitch just sitting in a regular shopping cart and rolling around like it's a mobility scooter
can I learn this power?

>>52988021
It's wild how we wound up here under a system propagandized as true/more freedom for 2 centuries.

>>52956397
Don't even mention bad conditions. There are people living in rooms smaller than coffins these days who work full time.

>>52970373

Its the brain of a dog inside a half-dog half-dolfin animal.

>>52955533

Feral dogs are going to attack those robots.

>>52971311
All these women making 100k+ a year doing nothing dilute the amount of wealth of men that do actual work. It’s part of the reason why I refuse to work, I should I have to bust my ass for peanuts when women that are 5+/10 can instantly get a 100k+ job just because they are female

>>52975377

>please sir you cant park the bike inside
>I WILL DO WHAT I WANT!

thats literally it

>>52960196
The wages of sin really fucked her shit up.

>>52954886
I actually did some digging around in my office building and found a completely unmarked room that locks from the inside connected to an unmarked hallway with a couch and tissues just like this. I was pretty surprised. I could go in there and nobody would know where the hell I went.

>>52987987
Kek I had a similar situation. Use to do the early shift by myself so I'd just set the phone to place people in a cue. Then pull 3 chairs together and have a sleep.

Earned 27k this year from working 226 days (8hour shifts) in past year.

And also got a 10cent raise to hourly pay. Take that americans!

Ameripoors should just grab themselves by the bootstraps and go fight to Ukraine.

It's always the same clips posted. Go fuck yourselves, you circlejerk faggots.

>>52961777
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SPINNING ARMS FOR KEKEKEKEKEK

>>52975120
based af.

>>52976069
nope. they sure as shit have hidden cameras

>>52954982
So accurate. I had a boss one time tell me I needed to come in during a blizzard back before work from home... I asked him what he needed me to do specifically because my job can be done from home and to just call me if he needed anything specific. My boss got pissy with me but couldn't tell me specifically what he needed, it was "just professional." I had to tell him directly that I wasn't exposing myself to car accidents and other dangers unless there was something important.... five minutes later the CEO did a company wide email telling everyone to stay home for their safety.
>ridiculous.
>>52970275
It's now about shitting ourselves; it's about cost versus benefit. Cost = tens of thousands of dollars in car damage, medical bills, and lost wages versus .... literally $0 in Benefit to the company. No thanks~~

>>52988285
i think the arab guy was pushing her out before the vid started. he must have given up or she farted

>>52955143
I just play escape from tarkov, fucking American.

>>52971311
ok you've got a good thing going, but why expose it yourself? makes no sense

>>52956397
Yeah they were.
Lmao.

>>52956892
>anybody working more than 40 hours is certifiably a retard
Money, trust fund.

>>52959981
>and one faggot says he's part injun.
That guy isn't a drunk he's just messing you, fat ass.

>>52961442
>demoralization
You guys are fucking pussies.

>>52967138
What if people want to scoop ice cream for a living?

>>52971873
>>you know the drill
>goddamn i hate zoomerspeak
Man, you're a fucking idiot like everyone else on this site.

>>52989234
That's what I assumed. it's the only explanation that seems to make any sense.

>>52971873
>>you know the drill
>goddamn i hate zoomerspeak so bad. everything they say makes me want to smash their faces in

i'm generation X and we used to say that in the 80s. its not zoomer speak.

>>52989524
shes so used to getting stuff given to her that having to pretendwork is beneath her

>>52966122
>wipe ketchup with napkin
>slide water glass off table into other cup. too easy.

>>52982259
Same. The second one had me rolling for 10 minutes.

>>52956297
>I labor slavishly under the delusion that it makes me better than others

>>52968756
I never order delivery for exactly this reason.

>>52955287
Based Ren and Stimpy appreciating zoomers.

>>52975601
Same. Wagies who touch actual people's property deserve the death sentence.

>>52968772
it's said that one of the core issues of rust is dead leaves being trapped in parts of the frames of your car where water cannot escape so easily

>>52975120
Dangerously based. Wailing on wagies shouldn't count as a crime.

>>52981475
Do you think Richard will transition if we egg him on enough in his threads and tell him how much haters will seethe?

>>52981755
I am not trying to be funny but everyone I see working fast food now has something wrong with them, like some sort of developmental delay or other problem, nothing very serious but it is noticeable there's just something off about them. I would totally believe a typical fast food worker made that.

>>52989866
Many anons these days blindly ascribe the cause of anything they dislike or disagree with to the Zoomers.
Zoomers are the new Jews.

>>52954886
ITT seething manchildren

I make 100k

Today i "work“ remote but do fucking nothing but lurk same as you cucks

Only difference is
I have money

>>52982159
>You don't understand, most wagies like their Job.
My coworker is alright, not a sperg like you.
Work makes me money, I like making money, fago.

>>52983125
The bear also doesn't live around niggers and white people.
The bear lives in a cave and eats fish and honey all day.
Fuck cities and fuck you, faggot.

>>52988021
>>52988405
It ends when you build pipe bombs, guys.

>>52975601
>I wish niggers like this would just get killed
The guy who touched his bike? Yeah he should be killed. I hope he is dead.

>>52956639
unfathomably based