/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52932697
make youtube videos that autistic mixed race children want to impulsively watch

>>52932697
sell out to Satan.
Just get in contact with a representative of Google

I hate his ugly face and shitty facial hair so much.

>>52932697

>>52932711
My Aryan cousin who is 10 watches M. Beast too

>>52932734
You need to a be that "weird guy" who tells him to stop watching Satan-tube or he's gonna end up a total nounce.

>>52932734
>10
sorry but it's too late, brain is already perma-fucked.

>>52932697
cater attention at all costs
once you have the right amount of attention, you can monetize it by putting out some half assed, piece of shit product.

Beast Burger is just goy slop trash that uses other restaurants to make the food for Uber eats.
The people making the food don't make money, but Mr Beast markets it as a win-win where he's helping struggling restaurants and "funding his videos where he can give people money"
He's also got a candy bar company that he's weaseled his way into every walmart with.
The markup on that chocolate is like 10x, but the real money is going to come when he starts putting out more cheap bullshit products out to be sold at walmart.

The guy is a complete sell out sham faggot, but he's perfectly navigated the path of fame and fortune.
I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being the President of the US, which will be more similar to the USA of Idiocracy than it does the current USA

Anymore, it's getting harder and harder to amass a fortune in anonymity.
You pretty much need to be a fame whore faggot like Mr Beast to make sure your views align with the Jews, and also make sure you can be easily controlled.
Then you'll be allowed to make vast amounts of money

>>52932697
Shill and promote Tax Haven Inu. It's that easy. I'm literally the guy that helped get shib to where it is now. If you guys don't take advantage of the crowd and human stupidity than there's no helping you. You all have to collectively shill tax haven inu

Tax Haven Inu to the MOON!!!!!!!!

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>>52932697
Youtuberface. You hate to see it. Every wannabe 'tuber starts making the same fucking expression for every thumbnail.

>>52932887
this is literally the face gorillas make to show submission

>>52932734
all these kids growing up on screens...can't imagine. all these parents just throwing screens at their kids as a pacifier when they cry or they want to be left alone. God help us all.

>>52932961
they're just super excited about youtube is all.

>>52932987
God ain't helping shit.
God thinks you're all a bunch of faggots.

>>52933133
And you are the best example.

>>52933170
wrong

>>52932887
>10 million views per video
it works though

Who?

>>52932697
suck a lot of greasy, kike cock and lose all your self-dignity

>>52932734
>aryan
He probably has a full blown ebonics vernacular by now, aryans aren't wiggers.

become an internationally famous rapper with jewish producers, managers, lawyers, agents, etc.

>>52932697
I hate his stupid A-ha face. I want to smack it everytime I see it on YouTube.

If you are not funny, good looking, engaging and a nihilist, you probably only have highly speculative crypto assets on your side. May I recommend BNB and VINU for the upcoming market crash?

>>52934898
?
this nigga is a millionaire who unironically donates like 70% of it to charities and for his videos. being a jelaous faggot wont get you far in life.

>>52935394
This pretty much.

Buy more LINK.

>>52935394
But anon... We are healing.

>>52932829
I always found it suspicious this guy came out of nowhere and suddenly has a multi billion dollar valuation. And it seems he's hell-bent on becoming the president of the United States. MrBeast really gives off those Antichrist vibes to me. It can't get any more obvious since he has the word 'beast' in his name.

>>52935415
Sounds like how people used to talk about Jimmy Savile

>>52935415
whatever faggot. he takes it up the ass and is a front for money laundering for kikes

I don't actually understand how he has all of this money. Did he make it winning the lottery or something?

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>>52935757
who makes this gay shit. not every man is some limp dick huggy wuggy faggot. gay shit.

>>52935858
eat shit you bitter queer

>>52932697
Call yourself Mr Feast
Start a YT Mukbang channel
Do novelty videos like EATING NOTHING BUT CAMEMBERT FOR 72 HOUR and EATING CURRY FROM A HORSE'S NOSEBAG!!
Cash in.

>>52938269
Im quite certain thats already a thing, so that ship sailed.

>>52932697
Sell your soul. Why else do you think he's called Mr. Beast?

>>52938269
This would actually work, I can see it now.
Mr Feast fails the Billybob greasy steak-burger challenge and spews everywhere... 14.3 Million views in an hour!

>>52935858
>there's 0 possibility a that perhaps a lonely woman drew it as sad cope
that anon is right, you're a bitter queer that can't stand happiness. Try being optimistic pal, it won't kill you.