/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for this is the bottom

first

the anon below this post is a paid shill

Seventh

>>52934450

>>52934413
What's the total you're in for to be making that much in dividends?

Why the fuck is the market recovering?!? I was told it’s was going down forever!! WTF WTF I invested my life savings into bear ETFs because of you faggots!!!

>>52934474
>recovering
look again

im the anon who went long on oil with a x20 leverage . im down 10%

Looks like Elon stepped down from twatter already

debating on if I should buy a little yet

Where's the Santa rally retard
I want to make fun of you

>>52934474
It's recoovering

>>52934474
I still think the market is not gonna crash at all but I'm tired of being laughed at

>>52934467
around $1m, i dont seek out divs but the index pays them

Holy shit look at CHWY.

>>52934492
Santa Rally doesn't happen until the trading week/days before Christmas.
There's still time for you to join us. I'll have so much money from all of my OTM call options, that I'll be able to leave this place!!

>>52934474
Fake Bobo, this is the next stage of cope mumu is going thru trying to false flag Bobo

Volume low, are the Jews off this week?

green close practically guaranteed

Shit market.

The market owes me a santa rally

>>52934512
>he bought pets.com

>>52934518
Hawnikka started yesterday

>>52934514
You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave

>>52934518
It's Hanukah.

I just need SPY to drop to 375. Is that so much to ask?

>>52934501
>I'm tired of being laughed at
NGMI
don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks
you should expect derision if you are making money - the crowd is losing money; the one who inverses the crowd (correctly) is the one who makes money
with inversing the crowd comes derision
it should fuel you, and give you conviction in your position when people are mocking you & insulting you (without substance to their argument I mean)

>>52934544
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to hold as they say.

>>52934518
>casual anti-semitism

Sigh… and here we go again

>>52934544
>Restricted from purchasing
What did you do anon?

disney is almost at its covid lows now, feels like a good buying opportunity

>>52934562
the jews have never apologized for making antisemitic

>>52934562
Hey, we take our antisemitism seriously around here.

oil sissies...

>>52934551
It's all 375 spy puts dated mid feb.

...if this is the very bottom im screwed but if we see a leg down between now and feb I think Ill do bretty gud.

We should see 1 more leg down this week, right? To 374 or so?

uh Lumberbros, why are we crashing?

>>52934570
He yolo’d his entire account on that trade and can only sell to close

>>52934562
This is a free speech board, you're in the wrong place

>>52934548
It actually does fuel me. To the extend that I have stopped doing weed/alcohol. If I can be so wrong like this year and every other retard is right. I certainly do not have the luxury do damage my shitty brain any further. The market has cured my addiction

>>52934574
hmm, im tempted to put some in. do you know any more about it other than its at covid low?

>>52934562
Anti-semitism is for losers!

>>52934562
Maybe if jews didn't see my race as cattle I'd change my tune. Jews on the internet are like women on the internet and most niggers irl; they want to be acknowledged for something other than the content of their posts and/or character

>>52934570
Based retard who is probably PDT restricted and desperately needs his account to close above 25k

>>52934585
Definitely. Selling now is leaving money on the table.

>>52934614

>>52934570
Day traded too much. The jews here in the US "protect" account holders with less than $25k by forcing us to hold on to shit positions that lose money.

Gradually, I began to hate them.

>>52934614
they make gay cartoons or something and have an amusement park

When will I get cheapies in pms?

>>52934632
with jews, you lose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>52934631
Thanks anon

FUCK CARVANA
WHY DIDNT I SHORT THIS SHIT HARDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52934632
>>52934614
Yeah, disney has a way to go I think. The parks are still profitable but every other sector will be heeming.

>>52934439
You need to update your educational sites.

>>52934504
nice position, congrats on your independence.

Never been interested in dividends too much myself because of the restriction of growth, but they're great in recessions.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>wHeRe Is My SaNtA cRuZ rAlLy?
lmfao just fucking kys, greedy bastards

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can it save TSLA?

>>52934673
what are your suggestions

Remember anons, treat others how you want to be treated! That means no sexual harassment, sexism, ageism, or racism! Let work together to make /smg/ a thread for everyone!

>>52934633
Shameless self check. This goy is based as fuck

>>52934719
Him being Jewish is just a coincidence, I'm sure

>>52934728
I member I was scouring over WSB like 6 months ago and someone actually mentioned /smg/ and someone said they stayed away from /smg/ due to too much anti-semitism

>>52934723
I’m uneducated so I don’t know, but put better playlists.

Le Santa rally is just a dumb fuck's way of trying to break the age old saying that past performance does not guarantee future results. Did I really have to break it down like that for you retards?
JPow literally said that while there may be a miniscule possibility of lowering rape hikes, he's fully committed to not cutting rates for the next 13 months. Crabbish at best

>>52934719
didnt know jews have it pronouns now

Why is VIX doomping

>>52934728
Fuck off faggot. This is 4chins.

lmao eat shit HEXOfags

im down 20% on oil...

THAT was the bottom

>>52934728
Fuck you, buddy.

>>52934728
Other places have too much anti-truthism for my liking.

>>52934439
That snowman

>>52934758
Because the people who can actually move markets are on vacation, they must find it amusing watching their low level lackeys and retail wallow in the mud with each other while they’re away.

>>52934768
down 20% on oil (so far)

>>52934750
I can't even hate the bikes openly as this is a blue board. I had to cool down a bit after two back to back bans.

bought some arkk for a scalp at 32.52

>>52934784
Kyrie was right tho

>>52934781

>>52934751
you might want to check the khan academy link. all of the content is youtube vids linked from their structured site

>>52934728
If she is cute I wouldn’t mind some sexual harassment

>>52934768
it hasn't reached day's lowest point yet, buckle up bucko

kek, baggies, lmao even

What the fuck.... This is bullshit
Do I buy UPRO and fuck off for a few weeks? Or continue buying SOXL calls and fucking myself over? Man, I miss Trump days, shit was so fucking easy

I'm just not gonna close my shorts until we're oversold on the daily, sorry.

We are about to see a real dump on spy. All the way down to 374. Also picrel on the muh antisemitism

>>52934840
Be careful of retard pumps, don't get too greedy

>>52934820
Anon, cute girls are never the sexual harassers

ok TSLA can go to 0 now, elon is confirmed a glownigger crypto kike

>>52934728
This is the most faggot blue pilled shit I've ever fucking heard. Like if I wanted some one to kill me, does that mean I should go kill a bunch of people? Like fuck off with this shit faggot. Go back to the reddit if you don't like it here.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52934864
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright, can NDX go up now?

what scenario would you buy calls vs simply reducing short positioning? Example:

A: 90% short equity 10% long calls to hedge
vs
B: 70% short equity 30% long equity (different sectors/beta obviously)

i want to long energy but I know the market will dump so I can either start building long in good energy stocks like MPC and COP or I can buy 3 month expiry XLE calls

What if I only buy good companies?

>>52934728
>no sexual harassment, sexism, ageism, or racism!
We also discriminate on weight, wealth, & gains. Get it right you fucking pleb.

this does not look like a santa rally

>>52934894
why would there be an intraday NDX reversal when the daily chart for yields looks like this across the board

The VIXM genius with the robinhood account is absent today kek

>>52934837
>Do I buy UPRO and fuck off for a few weeks?
No, the market is going lower. Buy BIL and forget about it until the market crashes.

>>52934921
Just shut the fuck up already
Santa Deanna rally is literally the goyslop of trading

>>52934947
yup youre getting coal for christmas

>>52934849
my puts are several months out

>>52934728
hard no.

>>52934830
is oil going back to 80?

have it writ upon thy meagre grave mumu
felled by king bobo, last of all kangz

>>52934750
That is sad. We need to welcome everyone here.

BBBY BAGGIES GETTING BENT OVER THE TABLE AGAIN

>>52934816
Thanks.

>>52934961
I don't fuck niggers, so no
I already got my soda stream and a lifetime supply of co2. I've also been getting my dick sucked daily for this entire month, so ye, no coal burning for me. Now, you Santa rally niggers...

>>52934916
Then you will lose money

>>52934995
im sorry a man in a santa outfit touched you and ruined christmas for you. it wasnt the real santa, just know that.

>>52934987
the last time the stock was this low it was 1993

short BNB while you still can

It's all dogshit. Not a single good trade on my radar.
This market is such shit.

What should I buy as a sacrifice? I can buy puts now to guarantee the market poomps if you want

this is just part 2 of friday. nothing to be worried about. santa rally starts tomorrow. bye

KWAB HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

>>52935009
It was actually a lady Santa, she had big boobs, and I was already 23 while she was 31
Sorry plebbitor, I am chud

>>52935058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52935050
I agree
the only trades are that to the downside, but even that is crowded on a 1-2 day short-term trading basis
personally I am just waiting patiently
one trade I am following is to go long on natural gas after it hits maybe like $5.50 or after 2-3 days have passed and the warmer mid winter weather is digested

>>52935054
buy MRNA calls

>>52935058
>this is just part 2 of friday
usually happens around opex

>>52934728
We really don’t care what sex, race, or age you are. As long as you are sexist, racist, and ageist, you’re all welcome here.

>>52935064
but the ponzi schdeme! I mean, the meme magic!!! why is it going down this was supposed to be MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

>>52934924
ok, i'm short NDX now

>>52935092
LMAO

>>52935086
I can't buy that out of a moral obligation to humanity, I don't want all their death and misery on my conscience, sorry anon, anything else?

BUDDY LOOK AT TQQQ

>>52935136
I don't know if I would do that either
>>52935077
but if I was forced at gunpoint to take a position and couldn't sit cash for a more favorable risk:reward trade to present itself, that is probably what I would lean toward

HAHA TIME TO GAMBLE MY MONEY AWAY

>>52935141
>anon learns that gambling can fuck you over

fuck it , i will short oil

>>52935187
nah, you are responsible now, i took your financial advice

Guys I have some sources close to me who are saying that there's another once in a lifetime pandemic spreading like wildfire across Asia. I'm talking like a real boomer remover, just sell everything or hold some short fund like a soxs, this is it, #TheBigOne

>>52935156
you could buy Globe Life (GL). I'm short that for some reason

>>52934562
>le sigh
>not the heckin public perception of da juice
>noooo

Where's my motherfucking Santa Claus rally that I was promised? FUCK YOU.

>>52935156
You're playing the stock market. Your moral obligation has long since been out the window, you absolute mollusk. I made heavy profits longing Pfizer back in 2020-2021. No, I am not vaccinated, and i will never have to get vaccinated against a dumb fuck virus that is so deadly that you need to take a test to know if you have it, lmfao

One day will be green, eventually, at some point in time, possibly, might could, should perhaps, in theory, potentially, be green, whenever that may come, I just know it, right, r-right?

I need some financial advice...
How do I find and contact a therapist?

>>52935195
This 1000% this bored gives great advice if you’re not some degen gambler just look to the future and you’ll be good stop trying to win tomorrow and win in a decade

Its dead in here

>>52935251
are they the same source as the ones that gave you the tactical nukes on Ukraine?

>>52935286
sure, but not today, i was promised ndx under 11100

>>52935251
bottom is in

>>52935286
Bearish af
Fr Fr, no cap homie

hey wait a second.
Christmas eve was on saturday last year too. Something fishy is going on

europe is still green , should i short it ?

>>52935311
the crazy part is there are levels to gambling
are you an options trader or are you just trying to time the market?
One is gambling and the other is "i'm a complete failure in live so I'm going to hope I magically get rich through luck" kind of gambling

>>52935272
I'm just not gonna long MRNA ever, is all. Good for you for shorting it though

>>52935316
The bulls are hemed, the bears are waiting for new 52 week lows, cash gang is cash gang
Everyone is waiting for shit to really pop off, but alas
Two more weeks

nvm closed my shorts for a nice profit. Just realized we've been dumping for several days now, we'll probably get a gay little green day soon to ease conditions before resuming the dump.

>>52935316
It’s how it should be. The GMEfags have gone away, the COVIDfags have gone away, the /pol/chuds have gone away. We’re healing as a board and more importantly as a thread.

>>52935136
bad idea anon

What the fuck is the VIX waiting for? The SPX is dying from AIDS, but the VIX is going down as well?

Come on, Buddy. You can do it.

Shakeout??

Ok that was the bottom

>>52935367
yeah, it already reversed and i'm in the red again. should i go long?

>>52935321
look, i don't want to get into revealing my sources and methods, but these are credible sources and they need to remain anonymous to protect you know sources and methods. this is an active and ongoing happening, i'm sure you understand.

>>52935368
Is that you, little Santa rally countdown nigger? I found you. Fuck you.

>>52935357
Think again

>>52935316
Glowniggers have the day off for the holiday, but that also means this is a fren only thread :))

have some laughs

>>52935369
This is the most telegraphed recession in history, therefore VIX is getting suppressed by MMs to keep everyone from panicking and continue our slow bleed into hell

>>52935401
I'm not him but you still need to calm the fuck down

>>52935416
>This is the most telegraphed recession in history
in defense of the blind they did hide the job loss numbers
but we know that now so people so understand what's coming

>>52935416
>telegraphed
do you mean choreographed, anon?

>>52935408
Apu is literally a glowie psyop

>>52935368
market is not a shakeout, major fundies are selling off because of christmastime and market instability
>>52935389
the chart i posted was over months anon. Now is not a good time to go long either. Maybe if you open a long straddle, but by next year i feel like the market is gonna pump a little

>>52935342
I’m a buy and hold through the storm fag
Only investment I’m worried about is SPG everything else. I’ll hold till I die
My investment strategy is find a whale company (oil , military arms , small positions in media). And picture you’re a suction fish just leeching a little off of them. Sure. I won’t get rich with this strat but I work hard for my money. And I’ll be on top. In a decade or 2

>>52935369
Vix is just another Jewish scam, I have learned. It has to be, they broke it like 10 months ago or some shit

>>52935369
VIX tracks SPY and SPX options premiums, not whatever fart magic you think it's tracking. The nice MMs are holding the door open for TDIQs to get cheap puts before capitulation begins.

>>52935416
>ebin supression of vix to keep the goy guessing
or
>fake and gay dump
I'ma long SOXL here

>>52935448
>with this strat but I work hard for my money. And I’ll be on top. In a decade or 2
just buy the market you spaz

>>52935427
No, he wasted valuable posting space (two times) posting dumb fucking countdowns. I will track him across boards until he goes back to plebbit. I will evade bans, may even become a janny temporarily, may even send him pizza irl. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that dumb fuck never tries another countdown ever again.

Wtf, I can't buy more AMC, the fuck?

>>52935409
hahaha, i can't believe i share a thread with faggots from the reddit. i'm out of here, if you guys want to stay in touch you can follow me on stocktwits @BagholderExtraordinaire

OSTK BELOW $20
>OSTK BELOW $20
OSTK BELOW $20
>OSTK BELOW $20

>>52935409
How do you become retarded enough to fuck yourself like that?

>>52935484
1) lose money with options
2) double down until you literally can't or reality finally hits you in the face

>>52935471
That would be the smart thing to do but if I did that I wouldn’t be here now would I

>>52935416
Meh, my options are longer dated so I might as well ride them to expiration or until they are deep in the money so whatever. I would not mind making a quick buck, though :3

>>52935496
i'm a boglehead chilling
its still fun to talk about the market and watch you guys freak out

>>52935483
i back this up, this is a good time to buy some

>>52935477
Fuck outta here baggie we don't need you anyway b-baka

>>52935474
He said he was just counting down the fucking housing data, chill the fuck out

>>52935442
>Glowie

>>52935445
but i trade short term movements with leverage that makes these products the equivalent of a financial shitpost on the order books

QQQ is recovering BIGLY
I guess the Santa rally is in

>>52935369
Not enough trading in ~30 day SPX options
>>52935461
It's only SPX, and only Friday expiry, and only between 23 and 37 days. It's so fucking limited and almost useless as an indicator now.

>>52935409
Good god, how do you not give up?

>>52935475
why the fuck would you want to do that

>>52935501
> I would not mind making a quick buck, though :3
Find whatever retard companies WSB was dickriding last year and check to see if they've ever made a profit. Been making gangbusters with long puts on trash like SNAP and AFRM even with high IV. Most of them are inevitably destined for bankruptcy in a bear market.

>>52935529
it's actually fucking insane how delusional these retards are

>>52935529
Redditors don’t have souls

>>52935520
whats the problem?

>>52935517
I will scour the ends of the world, find new lifeforms, create a new civilization, invest in mRNA, fuck hunter Biden's offspring, survive an assassination attempt, just to make sure he never tries another reddit tier countdown

>>52935513
Wtf do those lines mean

mistakes were made today, anons.

>>52935484
I just would like to know if he lost it all because he was bullish or bearish. If he was bearish I can relate, but if we was a retarded bull, then good riddance.

>THE STOCK IS REDEEMED?
>THE STOCK IS REDEEMED???!!!!!

>>52935566
I think it has something to do with moon phases

>>52935577
> buying 0DTEs
Thank you for your contribution to the upper class! Enjoy your free 100% loss!

>>52935566
this post should be the banner for /biz/

>>52935519
in that case, take advantage of the short term volatility
>>52935599
it absolutely does, anon. curse the intelligent 4channers who discovered my market analysis technique!

This market is poo

And poof, just like that, nothing will ever be red ever again!

>>52935593
>MA'AM?! PLEASE DO NOT REDEEEM!! MA'AM STOP!!!

Dead market. Dead thread.

>>52935663
dead internet

>>52935640
i took advantage and got rekt both ways

>>52935523
Wow! Anon, you are like so smart. You totally called it!

>>52935666
Satan here is right. The internet is homogenized as all hell now. 4chan = twitter = reddit = tiktok
>implying anyone goes anywhere else

dompeet

>>52935529
>how do you not give up
Sometimes men do things for reasons we can't understand.

>>52935663
thread is only dead because of mustards like you shitting it up posting anything other than stock analysis or market commentary >>52935675
depending on your current positions, id just say hold
you didn't buy short term options that expire December 23th, did you?

>uvxy keep making newer lows
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>52935691
>you didn't buy short term options that expire December 23th, did you?
I bought puts today and they are green

>>52935691
I'm not even approved for options.

General question, is there a way to 'short' a stock, without actually taking out a short position as a financial product?

>>52935696
longvol bros wtf

>>52935640
I still don't know how to really interpret it. Qrd?

WHY OIL CANT BREAK $76?

>>52935540
>investment professional here
>can’t into syntax, proper grammar or punctuation
>”Durr! Millennial “passive investors” move the market!”

We’re so far from the bottom that it isn’t even funny.

neat, I closed my shorts right at the bottom

>>52935722
It's like that for semitic reasons

>>52935719
Puts.

>>52935725
at least they made everyone remember you can't escape the fundamentals of a company

>>52935719
Puts, put spreads, inverse ETF shares, calls on inverse ETFs, selling credit spreads on it, buying bearish butterflies, etc

>Jared Kushner rumored to be new Twitter CEO pick
Oh no

>>52935691
it's an open end knock out warrant, so no expiry unless the issuer feels like it, but i do enjoy paying fees for the implied loan. barrier is at 11340. sorry for posting in your dead thread

>>52935726
Because every Chinaman is currently taking a sick day.

What this means for Lunar New Year travel in a month is left as an exercise for the reader.

I think I might have to capitulate if the rest of the week keeps looking like this...

>>52935764
/GME/ is still up and those retards are talking about how their buy orders at $19.99 are going to make them a GME whale. We need a Jesus in the desert moment to break these midwit’s spirits.

>>52935802
Do it, anon. Do it for us longtards.

>>52935806
The coming recession will break them. We still have a long way to fall and the fed is going to keep interest rates high.

>>52935778
Elon Musk is turning twitter into 4chan, and it's fucking awesome watching all these lefties get fucked and sperg out.

>>52935778
Looks like political correctness will be back in

DON'T EVEN DARE SAY WE ARE RECOOVERING UNTIL WE ARE GREEN 30 CANDLES IN A ROW!

>>52935823
why isnt Christopher Poole (inb4 Who?) in the running for Twitter CEO?

>>52935696
now seems like a mediocre time to get in, it probably will go up per the MACD and I'm a bit bullish on it, but it's not a guarantee nor a good short term position.
If you want to buy, you'd want to hold till at least end of Q2 next year

>>52935699
Well smg? Is he snips?

we are healing

>>52935848
Because he got that Alphabet money and fucked off like any smart person does.

>>52935828
But nigger, it's time
Sold all my shorts at the bottom, used a miniscule fraction of my profits for 3dte spy 390c
Get fucked, retard

>>52935785
Thanks anon and when are we back to $100?

>>52935781
why why why would you do a knock out option that sounds so worthless
>>52935724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_8wfjTLdoY
if you ask again before you finish watching that video in its ENTIRETY i will never tell you

you did short BNB when I told you to, right anon?

On the bright side, tax loss selling should end soon.

mcdonalds is forming a bart on the daily

>>52935875
I really don't care what we do, my crab spreads continue to pay very well

>>52935930
ive never heard of a crab spread, elaborate?

>>52935905
Thread will be over by then (maybe) but ok I'll watch it

when the fuck IBM going back up?

Nice Santa rally, every one of my son's stocks (pic is per share, all S&P longs) have been green all morning except for one a few minutes or maybe even just seconds I didn't mark it down.

>>52935960
They are like short term diagonal stacked butterflies

>/gme/ still thinks their magical short squeeze can happen when the stock is down 45% in one year
When will this fucking cult finally die

>>52935970
i fully expected my >>52935905 to scare you off so ill be honest you can really skip over the first third of the video, just make sure you understand the concept

>>52934439
SARK is going to $90 per share

It was a fake pump.

>>52936004
icahn is buying in

I bought some Gush like Rocker said, when i do i start making money guys.

during bear market years there has been no santa rally

>>52936040
What reality are you in? The dude is shorting gme

>>52935905
i live in the eu, we don't have easy access to options. those products aren't options though, there is no time decay. it's essentially like the issuer is paying for a part of the underlying. if your margin is not sufficient after market moves in the wrong direction, they expire worthless. you pay interest on open end knock outs in the form of the buyback price gradually decreasing. it all sounds terrible, but you get up to 60x leverage that way. and no weird option pricing, in general: one point in the underlying index = €0.01 in the warrant. price moves 100 against you and back up again = same price.

>>52936004
gamestop is almost out of their cash reserves so dilution should be coming next year. can't wait to see the salt when that happens

>>52936057
>following Rockers advice

mistakes were made bro

My SOXL is nearly 50% down now....

Anyone here holding from $70? $60? $50? Etc?

>>52936061
im sure his shorts that he opened at +300 are still open, just waiting for it to go to 0 that makes sense

>>52934516
Kek this. I actually saw this happening some months ago. I may be down but that's just blatant cope. Not tricking me into buying right now especially with what the fed has said

>>52936012
b-bu-but look at the 200MA!! barely even exists!
in reality i doubt its going to 90, maybe 80 at my most generous but peak around 70 is most likely
>>52936082
you might want to sell soon anon, the future of it looks bleak

>>52936090
The guy did an interview where he was laughing saying he shorted the top and made a shitload of cash "studying stupidity"

*ahem*
i didnt close my shorts on friday

Huh so youre pretending to be a bobo >>52934474 and posting this >>52934562

Youre just looking for you's or work for a hedgefund dont you.

>>52936000
sounds expensive to set up
id try one if i had the liquid

>>52934574
No freaking thanks. They are in a controlled self demolition. Majority of their fanbase is probably only women and liberal men

>>52936082
LETFs were created to take advantage of ZIRP. there's no ZIRP anymore so it will be chopped to zero

You guys broke the #1 rule of investing which is not to get emotionally attached to your stocks. When you lose everything remember that countless people warned you but you were greedy and arrogant and deserve your losses

>>52936158
>attached to your stocks
What the fuck? people do that?

>>52936082
I fucked off at 54 and only looked back when it hit 7. You'll get back to 35 when they R/S

>>52936116
based, I closed mine today.

>>52936158
Does it count as emotional attachment if I hate my stocks?

>>52936158
/gme/ is that way

>>52936107
>short the top, long the bottom
its like opposite of what smg does

>>52936079

>>52936107
Short whatever /smg/ is passionate about for maximum gains. Works every time.

>>52935880
Only Allah knows the future. But I will pray for your portfolio, my friend.

>>52936158
ok dad

>>52936142
No they are cheap (ish)

>>52936227
GET THIS IFUNNY FUCKER OUT OF HERE. JANNNIEEESSSS

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>>52936255
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>>52936240
my entire portfolio is 6k, 3k of which is in grain

>>52936260
You can start with one butterfly for like $80

>>52935815
You dont need the "do it" in the middle of the image, the nike logo does that already

>>52936157
What is zirp?

>>52934987
Imagine buying this about 3 decades ago with $1m
Now look at the charts
You are up 0% and down 0%
A savings account would do better

>>52936420
zero interest rate policy