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52835136 No.52835136 [Reply] [Original]

No I won't tell how much I make because it will ruin our friendship.

>> No.52835170

>>52835136
Never tell a female how much you have saved or how much money you earn. Always buy your own home before marriage. Put all retirement assets into an irrevocable trust. Get a prenup. Keep 50-100k in precious metals and tell no one

>> No.52835192

>>52835136
We aren't friends, faggot.

>> No.52835200

>>52835170
>Never tell a female how much you have saved or how much money you earn
Never tell anyone

>> No.52835208

>>52835170
Married a whore, Eh? Chum.
Next time don't get married.
Useless.

>> No.52835237

>>52835170
I disagree. Telling women what you earn makes them instinctively more attracted to you.
I already earn way above the average, and I shave off 10-15% of the figure when talking to my fiance about salaries and it’s still 4x her salary.

>> No.52835290

>>52835208
no I did not marry. Almost made that mistake. We were buying a townhouse together and broke up before we went to closing. Fucking lucked out. I cant imagine guys are buying homes with a woman

>> No.52835321

>>52835290
Prenuptials get thrown out alot.

>> No.52835330

>>52835170
>get a prenup
Those are worthless now. Just marry a non shitty woman. My wife knows I have crypto, has no idea how much, and doesn't care. As long as the bills are paid, she's happy.

>> No.52835353

>>52835321
And thats why you put your retirement accounts and brokerages into an irrevocable trust prior to marriage, but still get the prenup if you want to have kids. Best part is you don't have to tell her about your assets in the trust if you do it before marriage. If she decides to leave, she isn't getting any of it

>> No.52835405

>>52835170
my friend has an overpaid cooshy desk job and told his gf his salary. She then changed her mind about her college major and changed it to her "passion" which pays nothing

>> No.52835408
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52835408

>>52835170
Tell them you have way more money than you actually do have and NEVER marry them or knock them up

>> No.52835442

>>52835408
TRADE OFFER:
>you get hope and promises about the future that will never materialize
>I get your youth, beauty and adoration for a few years until you wise up

>> No.52835475

>>52835330
>Just marry a non shitty woman. My wife knows I have crypto
Everyone point and laugh at this retard.

>> No.52835513

>>52835330
>happy as long as the bills are paid
>knows I have crypto

Shes waiting for you to fuck up and already has a plot against you for when you do

>> No.52836117

>>52835475
>>52835513
Nah, I keep getting her pregnant. Lowers her cognitive ability for non-baby things by 90%, she can barely add at this point.