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I'm 36 years old, unmarried land-lord in a big east coast city. I'm current exchanging rent for sex from a teen zoomer girl fresh out of high school.

I'm in love with her, how can I make this work bros?

>She kinda looks like webm related. Except bigger breasts.

>> No.52827649

>>52827630
Schizo parasite why do you carry on? Kill yourself already end this pain and suffering

>> No.52827662

>>52827649
cope and impotent seethe

>> No.52827665

>>52827630
>I'm in love with her
What a fucking retard

>> No.52827666

Marry her and live happily ever after of course, my dear. Trouble is, zoomers dont even know how to use email. Their boomer parents never taught em.

>> No.52827669

>>52827630
She works retail in the big city at a sex shop right now. She is seriously considering working as a stripper, I don't want this for her. How do I convince her to stay away from sex work?

I'm honestly considering upping her room or even paying her to prevent her from doing this to herself.

Help bros???!!?

>> No.52827677

>>52827649
I thought OP is her, its not me.
...

>> No.52827691

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife

>> No.52827693

>>52827669
tell her you want to make an honest woman out of her, start talking about knocking her up as dirty talk, get her pregnant

>> No.52827704

>>52827669
>stay away from sex work
what, exactly, do you think she is doing with you?

>> No.52827731

>>52827669
>Pays her for sex in the form of rent
>"how do I steer her away from sex work guys?"
This is just another origin story of a single mom, wear a rubber and look for a tenant who can actually pay

>> No.52827734

>>52827704
and just so you know, she is fucking her boss and probably 10 other random disease infested cocks.

>> No.52827744

>>52827630
Hot. How did you arrange this without getting arrested?

>> No.52827752

>>52827630
That’s very unhygienic

>> No.52827760

Also post a faceless pic of her? Is she disgusting looking?

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52827763

This board is literally shit with women

>> No.52827780

>>52827669
Dude, seriously? Are you trolling? Are you stupid? Why marry a prostitute? Why marry at all? Get ahold of yourself. Just keep fucking here and move on.

>> No.52827790

>>52827731
She is not like that.
She is amazing and super sweet, the kind of person that could be easily taken advantage of.

I'm trying to teach her right like a father figure. But she is insanely attractive, I'm literally never going back to sex and relationships with roasties my own age. Once you have a soft, tight teenage girl it's impossible to go back ever again. I can't fuck this up guys, she is the one.

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52827793

She's 4 the streets you simp

Future out

>> No.52827813

>>52827744
She offered it after I complemented her.

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>>52827669
So much for the "Land chad" meme

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>>52827630
>>52827669
holy shit you retard GET OUT IMMEDIATELY! your primary concern should be how to extricate yourself from the arrangement without going to prison
fucking retard