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why do you need to specify "crypto"?
because it's like winning in a casino?

>>52768859
You don't. You just fuck her in the pussy.

>>52768859
You show her what you can physically buy
oh wait

>>52768871
I don't know. I feel like she might think I'm bullshitting her. Crypto is more specific and believable.

For me, its krystal boyd. She’s my kind of depraved slut.

>>52768920
kek

>>52768859
The tranny fatty fappy rabbi crappy jabby groomy farty glowy banny niggy faggy trappy lefty shitty janny on biz must go

>>52768859
Im not sure either anon. I have a few on IG and twitter I follow that know outside of my online persona (which nobody cares about much desu when it comes to crypto riches) I have no idea how to even approach higher tier females out of my league. like say I had 800 million how would I get belle delphine to dance naked at my place? idk I wanna email them and stuff but I dont know what kinda questions are allowed or not and will get me blocked AND 99.9999% chance you arent even talking to them but one of their hired pajeets to handle messages and emails.

>>52768859
get a ghini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHHVcpuGfk

>>52768927
>anal in most scenes
>ass to mouth
>barely 20 at the time
Yeah I'm thinking it's kino.

>>52768859
that's a man

>>52768859
They dont care about the struggle (how you made it). They will wait at the finish line and go home with the winner (the guy driving the ferrari)

Saying anything about how you made it, especially in crypto will bore her to death. So you "drop it" to her by having a drive in your Ferrari 812 Novitec N-Largo. And if you dont have that, go back to tradingview and come back when u actually made it nerd.

>>52768961
You are retarded.

>>52768875
>fhritp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGDtonkqPs

>>52769163
I've fucked Abby before when I went to Ukraine. I had to so some solid convincing but in the end a good amount of money made it happen and she let me just my load inside her and she locked my thick 8 in her clean after. 10/10 would fuck again, would be better if her tits were bigger tho

>>52768927
She ever do any BBC stuff?

>>52769282
nice larp bro

>>52768859
I actually had something like this happen to me once. I had this long time friend come to me and say a girl he knew had been talking about wanting to know after he showed her a pic of me and that she was willing to go on a "blind date". Me, being the starved incel i am, accepted without question after seeing that she was a solid 8/10. We had dinner the saturday after that, i took her to a nice place, paid everything and tried to be as gentlemanly as possible. AND OH MY FUCKING GOD was she plain and autistic as they come, she couldn't be bothered to have a real opinion on anything i said and she simply started saying "uh huh", "yeah totally" and laughing like a psycho after i threw a couple of jokes. I pushed trough that thinking that maybe i could still get some quality (tho dumb) pussy. And the bitch had the audacity to ask me about the terms of "our agreement" and the "payment for her premium company" after we arrived in my place. I didn't understand shit and told her that i wasn't going to pay her for going on a date that we both agreed on. She laughed and explained to me that the asshole of my friend told her i was some sort of crypto whale (im not, i just hold some altcoins and make it off from passive income/staking) and that i was interested on dropping my cryptos on her provided she fucked me.
I told her that i wasn't going to pay her, that we could still enjoy the night (i mean, i paid for everything so it's not like it was a lose for her). She started yelling and calling me a fucking scammer (/biz flashbacks). I kicked her plain ass and went to sleep knowing that my XOR stacks are still priced in and increasing each second.
Lesson learned bizchads: never drop your cryptos on below average autistic woemen

>>52769296
Ah yes, another jealous non believer

>>52768859
Don't mention your wealth in the first place. Find someone who earns the right to know.

>>52768859
Yo listen up biz, here's the story, it’s about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. Like him, inside and outside, blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around ‘cause he ain't got nobody to listen him say; “I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa daba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa”.

You're not rich until you've cashed out.

>>52768920