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Are you ready to become a street vendor in NYC that only serves rotisserie rat?
>low expenditure
>produce is abundant and free
>large target market
>high growth potential
Well, anon, what are you waiting for?

>> No.52757276

>>52757150
She was inspired to cook rats by Kanye

>> No.52757341

BASED AND 3RD WORLD IN AMERICA PILLED

>> No.52757356

>>52757150
Wtf? How is she even allowed to do that lol.

>> No.52757431
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>>52757150
what the fuck even happens if you try to buy one? is it a sandwich of some kind or you just get the rat in a piece of wax paper

>> No.52757443

>>52757150
>Smash Burger across the street
Um yeah gimme those rotisserie rodents

>> No.52757496

>>52757431
she probably just hands you the whole thing maybe puts it in a plastic bag if she can be bothered

>> No.52757512

>>52757150
So then what happens? Is she still in business?

>> No.52757547

>>52757150
based and third world brown niggermonkey pilled

>> No.52757562

>>52757150

is it gluten free organic free-range rat with a vegan diet?

>> No.52757566

>>52757150
whats sad is faggots will see this actual immigrant small business owner and go "NOOOOOOOO THATS UNSANITARY THE GOVENRMENT NEEDS TO ARREST THEM!!!!" and pretend they arent literal communists

>> No.52757575

>>52757356
they are allowed to blow buildings up with people still inside in new york.

>> No.52757597

>>52757431
>what the fuck even happens if you try to buy one? is it a sandwich of some kind or you just get the rat in a piece of wax paper

its a rat on a stick, you dont have them where you live?

>> No.52757609

>>52757562
All that but the vegan part. I bet some of those rates have eaten a homeless person or two.

>> No.52757653

>>52757150
The fuck is that wobbly thing? At first I thought it was a tail but it's in the middle of an open stomach wth?

>> No.52757723

>>52757609
that makes me horny

>> No.52757911

>>52757566
They should be arrested not for cooking rats but for being brown in America

>> No.52758064

>>52757356
Diversity is our greatest strength

>> No.52758242

Jesus Christ

>> No.52758434

this is almost certainly some retarded banksy thing

too obvious

>> No.52758461

>>52757150
>>52757276
>>52757341
>>52757356
>>52757431
>>52757443

Anyone have that webm where those dudes on safari in Africa cant stop laughing because when their windows were rolled down a couple of native niggers were offering fried rat on sticks through the windows

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52758494

Those are baby pigs, not rats

>> No.52758504

>>52757356
The bureaucracy which was originally designed to prevent and stop this sort of thing has started mailing it in, gone home entirely, or is just too busy to be everywhere, and this is the case in every single American city.

>> No.52758511

>>52758434
no this is real

anyone who lives in NYC will tell you they stopped enforcing the law against any illegal street vendors and that this is a common sight
the rats she's cooking are called cuy, some kind of Ecuadorian or other central American "delicacy", look it up

>> No.52758617

>>52758511
so I could move illegally to NYC and start an illegal food stall while not paying tax?

>> No.52758718

>>52758617
yes. it's becoming third world, they even come up to your car in busy intersections to try and sell you shit

>> No.52758721

>>52758617
Only if you are a non citizen.

>> No.52758766

>>52757150
>America will turn into Brazil
you would be so lucky if that happened, you will go straight to South Africa. Soon you will have outages because these rat vendors find out there's free transformer oil at the top of your utility poles.

>> No.52758895

>>52757566
thats not a immigrant small business owner, its an SCP

>> No.52759019

>>52757276
FPBP

>> No.52759181

>>52758504
*every single liberal city

ITS PROGRESSIVE!

>> No.52759220

>>52758895
Wh-what happens to you if you buy a rat?

>> No.52759258

>>52757276
Nah probably some south american illegal who eats gerbils and figured nyc street rats are close enough

>>52757356
laws stopped being enforced about 2 years ago.

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>>52757150
DEMOLITION MAN IS BECOMING REALITY. AHHHHHHHH I'M SLOWLY GOING INSANE IN THIS CLOWN WORLD.HAHAHA

>> No.52759693

>>52758504
Same in many European cities.

>>52758721
Do I have to apply some version of blackface? Or is European white still kinda okay?