/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52733537
my private keys are in a safe deposit box in the basement of a well fortified bank. good luck walking in with a gun or knife into that place.

>>52733550
I wont have to do anything, you'll go get it for me, I just have to find out where you live once and pull one of your fingernails out

>>52733550
>my private keys are in a safe deposit box in the basement of a well fortified bank
not your keys, not your coins

>>52733537
>threatened to kill you
>Threatened.
Okay, faggot.

>>52733577
>and pull one of your fingernails out
You wouldn't do that anyway, fat fuck.

>>52733537
This is especially true when you consider that Bitcoin and crypto is fake, doesn't exist, and the interpretation of ownership lies behind passwords and keys that die with the owner.
If I die my lawyer reads my will to my wife who will know where i buried over six hundred ounces of gold so that she and our kid will be okay no matter what.
People that have the capacity to inflict violence on others will always have power over those that do not, but if i'm a retard who put all my purchasing power in crypto or NFT's or something equally retarded and fake, my death leaves nothing for my kids.

>>52733537
I have my private keys tattooed on my butt, two of the numbers are partially inside my anus so you have to spread it a lot to see it.

You will suffer greatly when getting the keys, my mom literally wrote me out of her will after she helped me a couple of times getting the keys. Good luck mf.

>>52733550
kek this retard has actually gone full circle back to banking

>>52733537
In my Minecraft home.

>>52733730
>full circle
The fractional reserve banking system isn't the same thing as renting a steel box in a secure building, anon. Even I can see that and I'm a gibbering buffoon with a penchant for pebbles

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>>52733537
Two metal plates screwed behind a baseboard at my home. And another set in a safety deposit box, but I trust that the least.

>>52733537
I keep my money on an exchange because I’m not a brainlet

>>52733537
if my notebook is not safe then where i should save

>>52733691
is this a YLYL thread now ?

Do you people really type down your seed phrase and private key? That stuff is way too long to type on a piece of paper and I can just go on my wallet and request to view my seed phrase whenever I want

>>52733691
HAHAHAHAHA.

>>52733550
so the government can take your keys at any time, good job.

>>52733537
thats why I lose my keys on purpose
can't give up what you don't know

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>>52733537
That's why have many private keys, some decoys

>>52733550
Seriously a bad idea. Debt collectors can get into. your safe deposit box.

I have 24000 different 24 word combinations stored under my bed alone. If I ever need it I'll find it but it's going to take a while.

I keep my seed phrase under my foreskin

>dude they can torture you
the absolute state of fudders. name a possession you wouldnt give up under threat of painful death?

>>52733691
wtf is this real

>>52733537
I store copies on my computer, dropbox, emails I sent to myself, on a piece of paper, and on an old laptop. That way I'll never lose them since there's so many places if one method becomes unavailable (like if my house burns down and the laptop and paper are destroyed). I don't store the entire key though. There's 6 characters missing and I have those committed to memory and in what part of the key they are located so I can fill them in if I ever need to recover. The characters form a word that's easy to remember.

>>52733656
is it possible to be that retarded?

>>52733656
this. most people don't know that all cryptos are programmed to self destruct upon owner's death.

>>52738015
you will forget the word

>>52733656
>ruins your "genius plan"

FYI to everyone:
Do not make a passage from a book your private key/seed phrase. One dude used a extremely esoteric passage from an African book and had his crypto stolen.

>>52737986
Wouldn't be able to give them my house.
Real estate + crypto is the ideal combination.

>>52733577
simply wouldn't work. You would no longer have any control over them (even if you did rip out all their fingernails) and they would simply seek refuge in the bank while you are arrested.

>>52733537
Has there been a solution to this problem? Seems like crypto makes it much easier for people to get robbed

>>52738232
>Has there been a solution to this problem?
Keep your mouth shut.

>>52738166
>One dude used a extremely esoteric passage from an African book and had his crypto stolen.

And how did the thief guess said passage may I ask?

>>52738243
Not true. Your wallet can easily be linked back to you on most chains. This will simply worsen if you have more merchants you are interacting with.

Obviously there are chains where this isn't an issue but I'm not here to shill : )

>>52738252
Not an issue if you use crypto as a store of value.
CoinJoin / XMR.
The real problem is doing this and taxes if you cash out, someone will find out you have wealth either the exchanges or the tax people since you need to file information.

>>52738244
They probably just put the passage to use as their wallet and noticed someone already used it.

>>52738263
>Not an issue if you use crypto as a store of value.
If everyone uses crypto as a "store of value" then it stores no value. Currencies only have value if they're good at being a currency. Someone has to actually be using it for it to have any value. Anything else is a speculative bubble.

>>52738271
Wait.. what if I did a nursery rhyme

>>52733537
but you'll never do it, OP. We've always lived in a world full of sheeple who can't kill their kings, niggers and scammers.
Why is Sam Bankman Fried still alive? Too well guarded or simply everyone is too much of a non killer? answer me that.

>>52733577
>I just have to find out where you live
Ok, do it.

>>52733656
>mfw i just found 600 oz of gold today

No, they're on my icloud storage

>>52733537
I just send them to my email junk section. Surely hackers wouldn’t loook in there

>>52733537
I mean, if you could get close enough to me or those keys and live to tell the tale, you deserve those keys. Law of the jungle and such.

>>52733537
I would kill you before you got the chance

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>>52733985
you ain't aware that if it ain't your keys it ain't your coins, huh?
ngl I think we all non-brainlet should save our private keys in the cloud via Google keep notes yeah including those of your hardware wallet. But then in all these it seems dual-purpose apps like sylo don't need wallet phrases to access just ya username and pswd.

>>52733537
u guys wrote down ur private keys?

>>52733537
>your private keys
my what?

>>52738195
>he actually thinks he wont give up his land deed and keys after 2 months of sleep deprivation

>>52738776
I'll file a police report and get my land back if you don't kill me first, and if you do kill me you're probably gonna get caught and lose the house anyways.

So to practice opsec I need to die over $200k?

Wow bro that's so opsecy so cool

>>52733537
There's a fake BTC wallet with a few k worth in it, which is enough to throw some violent scum off the trail as a decoy (their dreams are so petty and pathetic this seems like a lot of money to them).

The fact that this isn't the real wallet will never enter their mind.

>>52733691
bruh

>>52733550
bro...

I put my private key on a sign in my minecraft world.

The sign is behind 3 obsidian walls, within an airlocked cube.

>>52738783
torture is illegal, anon
if you torture me for crypto or real estate or just because youre an asshole, you can bet ill file a police report as well

>>52733550
>unbank yourself

>>52733537
Anyone worth traveling to and investing time and money infiltrating their homes will already have security.
All you need are some bulletproof windows and install a solid metal door frame to hold metal doors from being kicked in.
ITs not that expensive and you would not be able to get in quietly/quickly enough to get to me in the first place.
If somehow everyone decided not to call the police after 10 minutes of you physically breaking down my walls and my phone was dead and could not be charged somehow, you would end up on the business end of my AR-15

>>52733537
So totally safe

>>52733537
I'm storing my private keys in Minecraft. In a private server . With a fairly complex redstone mechanism. And every word of the seed is in a different location. And only i know the order because I built it from scratch. I'm fact i know my seed phrase from memory because I start to remember how I built it and get to the point i don't even need to enter the server anymore. I just do it because it's fun

>>52738832
Bad opsec dude. There's a way to get sign text info. Write it on the wall with bricks . It's safer that way

Posting in data harvesting thread is bad opsec

is a glock 19 opsec?

>>52733537
sorry, buddy. i don't own any crypto.
*mines monero like a boss*

>>52738646
It's weird know ing the artist for the bottom pic got found out as a white supremist

>>52733577
You wouldnt fuck with me, I have a belgium Malowa. Stand your ground laws, and no cameras. Also just in case, I have a fake toy gun for legal purposes.

>>52738555
checked

>>52733550
All this stress when ORE ID is available. get a life kek.

>>52733550
all i heard was
>my money is in a bank
big yikes from me ngl

>>52733590
Desu is basically going back to the bank, lol. There are more decentralized and secured way to secure ones keys with an identity management tool with multichain access.

>>52733590
My keys and password are stored in cloud while I use a single PIN to access all my assets. Good luck finding it.

>>52733656
>This is especially true when you consider that Bitcoin and crypto is fake, doesn't exist
Neither does the numbers in your account and fiat isn't even real either.
It's valuable because we said so, as a medium of exchange.
You fucking faggots suck at economics.

>>52733550
Holy fuck the irony kek

>>52733985
I'd stick with decentralization anyday, keeping my private keys in a bank is a foolish move imo.

>>52733985
The shits going on with CEXs arent a concern to you?. Self custody and asset management are the next trend.

>>52734081
Lmao, its for security purpose dumb shit.

>>52733638
>You wouldn't do that anyway, fat fuck.

yes he would

>>52735000
>thats why I lose my keys on purpose
>can't give up what you don't know

that's worse, he will end up torturing you to death

>>52735000
same here

>threaten to kill me
>I literally kill you as I'm constantly carrying a gun and my house is basically an armory
Would be pretty fucking retarded, especially since my net worth is 2k anyway. If you're trying to get blasted for 2k in funny internet coins by all means

>>52737314
How do you manage them?, I use the Ore protocol identity management tool to manage my keys and password to avoid exposing my keys.

>>52738232
Yes, there's a solution. DYOR on ORE ID and thank me later.

>>52738252
The more reason you pass your transactions through a privacy protocol like Railgun to hide your txn details from the public eyes.

Mine are in an encrypted Keepass database. What could happen? I uploaded the Keepass database in an encrypted zip file on Google Drive. So it is basically 2 times encrypted and I can reach it from anywhere. The password for decryption is saved no where except my heada.

>>52733537
My keys are safe, they're stored in my memory and I've forgotten them lol

>>52746129
Based

>>52733537
I do have them written down in a note book both digital and physical, but they’re written in a secret language I made up

>>52733577
you could do this to anyone then. it doesn't have to be crypto, just find anyone who has anything in the bank and make them withdraw it for you. Go ahead, i'm sure nothing would go wrong.

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>>52733537
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