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52731316 No.52731316 [Reply] [Original]

And some asshole keeps spamming about chainlink and ruining our threads… is this something to buy?

>> No.52731327

report the faggot.

>> No.52731350

>>52731327
I did…cuz he said he would rape every single one of us if we didn’t buy it. But decided to come here and see if it was worth buying since he’s so serious about it

>> No.52731377
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>>52731316
nice dragon

>> No.52731416

>>52731377
I want you to do me a favor… I’m likely older than you so chances are I will die before you. You just saw this dragon and said “nice dragon.” You won’t even think that you saw this dragon or said “nice dragon” ever again after just saying it. I want you to remember this message to you and the dragon in the pic, and when you are in hospice care in 67 years or something and you have 2 weeks to live and you are scanning back to remember all the things in your life, try and remember when I sent this dragon on this board that you responded to saying “nice dragon.” Try and remember this message to you every so often… every 3-6-9 months and then finally when you are on your death bed remember I sent you this dragon. I will be looking over you from above to see if you think this before you die.

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>>52731416
nice dragon

>> No.52731441

>>52731438
Keep remembering.

>> No.52731516

>>52731416
>>52731316
OK so the crypto sneedpill is that you have made a paper, trust-based promise with anon that he will remember your nice dragon (it is indeed a nice dragon). Chainlink will enable you to integrate an IOT device from anon's brain, connected to an immutable smart contract which triggers immediately upon death. The chainlink brain-embedded oracle-enabled device will then provably and securely trigger a smart contract if anon did in fact remember and think about the nice dragon you sent him. The output of the contract will be pre-determined at its creation. Maybe anon sends your heirs 1 LINK according to your will. Maybe he forfeits his life-insurance payout because he didn't actually remember this nice dragon you made him. He might simply make it so once triggered it posts on the future version of /po/ as his last will and testament that it was in fact a nice dragon. The point is, that you won't need to just trust that anon remembers your nice dragon, with a Chainlink oracle enabled truth machine, you can ensure to whatever degree you as the contract issuer are comfortable with that anon VERIFIABLY, TRUSTLESSLY, DETERMINISTICALLY, AND PROVABLY did in fact remember that you posted a very nice dragon origami.

This is why you should sell your kidneys and buy Chainlink, because otherwise you won't be able to guarantee that anon remembers your nice dragon.

>> No.52731624

>>52731350
good. If he should return call for a range ban
also he is not wrong you should get one chainlink token, not more

>> No.52732325

>>52731416
/po/ tourist here, /biz/ is my home, and nice dragon. Also buy chainlink you paper crunching twerp, someone made an effort to alert you.

>> No.52732372

>>52731350
>he said he would rape every single one of us if we didn’t buy it
And that's a good thing

>> No.52734183

>>52731416
Nice dragon, anon. Yes, buy as much Link as you're able to.

>> No.52735286

>>52731316
nice dragon. don't fall for the chainlink bagholders. they want you to buy so the price of their failed investment goes up. don't give them the satisfaction. if you are wondering what it actually does, it's used to fuel gambling on even more tokens by providing price feeds. that's basically the whole thing, delivering prices for complicated online gambling

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>>52731516
seriously nice post

>> No.52735705

Nice dragon

>> No.52735848

nice dragon

>> No.52735865

>>52731316
just checked out the board
some cool stuff
nice dragon

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This Chainlink, how much cardboard will it buy?