/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52718004
forgets his keys
and licks boot

>>52718004
based satoj

>>52718004
i'm legit getting tired of this grifter

in these hard times, he gives us reason for laughter and childish glee when he gets btfo'd in front of a judge. thanky you, craig

There is so much evidence he is satoshi, it's just unbelievable people don't realise it. This is the biggest psy--op against one person in human history.

>>52718004
no

>>52718383
tbqh I don't get why people don't believe him, it's just so obvious it's him

>>52718004
Based Satoshi

*blocks your path*

>>52718004
He is not me

>>52718383
https://zemgao.com/a-mathematical-proof-that-craig-s-wright-is-satoshi-nakamoto/


/biz won´t care, even if he signs.

>>52718741
this anime shit is cringe af

>>52719054
shit done gentrified me bro

>>52718004

>"invents" bitcoin

>>52719029

>columbia
>corrupt narcostate hellhole "recognizes" craig as satoshi
>good enough for his cult

lol, lmao even

>>52718004
I hold 1200 BSV and I dont give a fuck, Im so beyond wanting and waiting and hoping for this to ever pump that at this point I just want it go to zero.

>>52721388
Sorry to say you're going to be incredible rich.

>>52722835
Care putting a $ figure on it?

>>52718004
anyone have cigar smoking satoshi?

>>52721373
>be Satoshi
>take extreme care to hide your identity
>create protocol that allows anyone to mine and transfer currency without requiring any trust as the mathematics will show who’s right
>code is law, no need for corruptible people to declare what is true
>opsec is so good that to this day nobody is certain who you are
>suffer severe brain injury
>forget about that whole anonymity thing, KYC is the future
>btw I’m satoshi
>cryptographic proof of identity? Signing keys? What’s all that gobbledygook mean? No, what we need is a judge in the good old law system to rule in my favor, that’ll make people finally trust me

>>52722968
In 7-15 years 1 billion.

>>52723350
I was thinking around 2030, so close enough.

>>52718004
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>52723350
>>52724620
10,000,000 Bitcoin...

What will change in comparison to the last years?

>>52726008
Real world adoption. IPv6 integration will be the tipping point imo.

>>52727219
Real world adoption can't happen unless it becomes easy for non tech savvy normies can explore around it

>>52723048
Self-custody is the future.

>>52727464
things are being built that will use bsv where normies don't even need to be involved with the token but their spending $ will cause a tx on the backend

If you have to advertise that you're the creator of bitcoin, then you are not the creator of bitcoin. Simple as that.

>>52718383
ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS MOVE SOME ANCIENT BTC... JUST A LITTLE FUCKING DUST AND HE WON'T DO IT....

>an cat5e wired banana