/biz/ - Business & Finance

>gay market day
>work boring, already completed major meetings
Post your favorite short YouTube videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_X1rhOq6BU&list=WL&index=27

>>52665544
First for fuck kikes and fuck jannies

>>52665544
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want to be

Crab markets reign supreme

>>52665544
Haha dude, it will be so crazy.
After the MOASS finally happens, there will be so many people that missed the boat and lost a ton of money by buying the peak. They'll probably all band together and live in an interminable fantasy where the real squeeze is just around the corner lol
What will be even funnier is when they cope by self-righteously claiming to be fighting Wall Street greed while simultaneously being the easiest pump and dump victims in the market and unwitting lemmings for hedge funds Imao
We'll tell them "The squeeze happened in 2023" and they'll continue to insist that THE SQUEEZE HASN'T SQUOZE and SHORTS HAVEN'T CLOSED
It will be so crazy. Those people will be such losers lol.

>>52665564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpeD2LJKpE

Using 2000 year old astrology to time, sell and buy the markets. Occult knowledge along with chaos magick to make all your dreams and wishes to come true.

>>52665310
>QRD on the main psyops dynamics in this market
>the market is efficient
>TA doesn't work
>you can't time the market
so you can spot inefficiencies, use TA successfully, and time the market accurately. but you still haven't made it? that's odd

>>52665564
Hey F you buddy

Fyi all SPY will hit 340 before March.

/smg/ after a long and difficult journey, and much internal soul searching, I have decided to finally come out and identify as rich. My pronouns are Sire/Your Worship. I appreciate your support in my transition.

Violently rape all jannies to death

i now must leave you all to go to the dentist to get my gums stabbed with sharp objects.

Pray for me, bros.

>>52665544
>The Sopranos
Is this worth watching? I keep hearing that it's bad, and not worth all the time.
>>52665598
>in my transition
Good luck on your male - female transition, sire.
>>52665601
Did they ban the methed out all caps guy?

usa game soon. tune in bros time to free iran

AAPL and XOM puts for march, it's just that easy bros

>>52665601
Holy shit how did you become so based?

Are you shorting the SPY as well?

GO BEARS

What are we buying today /smg/?

I'm down 10% on FXP. Should I cut or wait?

>>52665603
This is why real heroes don't get captured.

holy shit just stick with a fucking direction god damn I hate this nigger crab market so fucking much

>>52665628
>Is this worth watching?
Yes,it's kinda mediocre towards the end but not woke at all,and it doesnt have forced scenes

Fathand's city center looks comfy. They even got Five Guys.

STOP MANUALLY EDITING METADATA YOU IRL POWERTRIPPING TURD

YOU LITERAL CRIMINAL

>>52665635
>It’s called “coke”
based

>>52665628
>Good luck on your male - female transition, sire.
Thank you anon. I won't lie, I've always felt rich, despite presenting as poor. I hope now that I'm transrich, everything in life will be easy.

>Cyber Monday was America's biggest online shopping day, ever.
">On Monday, consumers spent $11.3 billion, according to Adobe Analytics ADBE, a report from the software company that analyzes billions of transactions online. The spending spree on toys, computers, electronics and more was almost 6% higher than last year’s sales, when people spent $10.7 billion on Cyber Monday deals, Adobe said"
>>52665664
Sweet, might check it out. Thanks.

>>52665666
>checked

>>52665665
Glad you enjoy it

SCUMBAG FAGGOT MOD RUINING 4CHAN
PLEASE DIE IN A DITCH YOU GLOWING PIECE OF FAGGOT SHIT

MOVE TO CHINA

>>52665598
Teach me, Sire. Your wish is my command

>>52665653
You drunk already bagatron?

>>52665628
>>52665664
>>52665694
Agreed, I fast forwarded a few times each season while watching but never skipped entire episodes, I'm sure there are some you can skip though on a rewatch. Great show though, almost a black comedy/soap opera in many ways vs your typical mob show. A lot of names to keep up with so keep that in mind

>>52665666
Checked. Based.
>>52665640
I closed my shorts today. I want to short more but not risking it on JPow faggotry.

just a friendly reminder that everything in this world has already happened. it's priced in already. the wins, the losses, the revenge trading, the timing of the trades, being shaken out, not being shaken out, its all priced in. how do i go about my life knowing this without outright hate for you know who

YOU LAW ENFORCEMENT IMPERSONATING FUCKING TURD

THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU DIED

>>52665697
where are this weeks fathand files?

>>52665719
What kind of sociopath fast forwards the sopranos? I loved that show cover to cover. Yes there are a few filler episodes that are kind of cringe, specifically Chris getting into the music scene, but it's not like Dragonball episodes.

>>52665720
Scared money don't make money.

Theyll let spy dump to 340 before turning on the printers. At the least. Could be on a downtrend for 6 to 12 months even... but im betting just on this one next leg down.

GO GET A JOB AS A VICE PRINCIPAL AT SOME MIDDLE SCHOOL, REDDIT POWERMOD WANNABE

OR BETTER YET JUST GO BACK TO THE ACTUAL REAL REDDIT YOU GLOWING PIECE OF CRIMINAL SHIT

METADATA TAMPERING FUCKING SCUMBAG

They all have names and addresses.

I will be selling my index funds and putting a percentage of proceeds into mcdonalds. Mcdonalds does not discriminate against apu and will gladly sell cheezburgers to anybody while providing work opportunity for biz in bear markets. Mcdonalds do not betray unlike applol.

>>52665771
My poots are for april and im looking to close in february at the lastest

Buy TJ MAXX. that shit is like a cockroach. it thrived in this shitty nuclear market.. HAHA

>>52665715
no, but the guy could have taken 30 charlie with him in a blaze of glory and got a medal of honor instead of being a glorified cuck.

>>52665788
Trying to avoid theta decay? Or just in case the jews pump and dump us one more time causing a delay before the price dump?

I'm still holding SQQQ at $52/share average cost basis (~$30k cost) from before the last CPI print, lmao. Went out with coworkers and did a bunch of blow and hit the strip clubs and forgot to exit my position that Wednesday night
I'll be green here sooner than I thought.

>>52665834
Fauci is reptilian wearing rubber mask?

>>52665834
Here is a lesson. JEWS don't need pump and dumps. They control the whole fucking market. They control the money why would they care about pump and dumps? They do mess with the control the markets with gematira, numerology and dates. It the systematic traders, quants and hedge fund faggots that pick up on these ques and trade accordingly to what the JEWS are doing.

It's controlled chaos. Controlled Freedom. It's like your inside a simulation and you think you are free. But you really aren't. A choose your own adventure type of game. The only way to win is to exit the game and never come back.

>>52665571
Communism is not good in theory or reality and the actual working class finds your ideas repulsive. Get a job you pinko fuck

This shit is gonna dump. JP is gonna do another Jackson Hole

This market is ass cancer

>>52665834
Was this ever explained?
I refuse to believe in the reptilian conspiracy. I made that connection when high on acid and refuse to entertain the idea any further

>janny just randomly deleted my post for no reason
Very cool

>>52665896
these threads are ass cancer

SMG is dead and it's the CAPTCHA's fault

>>52665757
Pretty sure those were the ones I FWDed through, a few the AJ scenes too

>>52665913
>>52665915
the all caps guy did it. hes to blame for the post purging...

short everything, you have been warned

>>52665931
whenever a 1pbtid says "thread dead" that means there are no humans, only glowie and tavistock bots, and that since its being monitored already no need to duplicate resources. what is this place really?

>>52665913
It's because communist faggots aren't welcome here, Capitalism is natural and based, and the only people against it are either too stupid or lazy to be successful in a world that doesn't hold your hand every step of the way.

Probs to whichever one of (You) pitched WFCF a month ago, nice little 24% return so far, should've quadrupled the amount of money I put in it

396.50 fellas please and thankyou in advance

>>52665834
Im expecting the next leg down before april so ill just close them then. Target sub 360. I dont wanna close into the next bear market rally

Biden actually did something based and anti-union by breaking the strike. I guess that just goes to show that politicians lie, and this guy was more anti-union that Trump.

If smg actually cared about money they would have shilled some winners when the markets were down like: TJ MAXX, ULTA and BURLINGTON. You know cheap retailers that do really well when ladies still want to look mmmmmmhmmmmmmmhhm Goood.

NO Money is not going to stop a honey from looking ffineeeee

>another day of yields up dxy up DJI up
Is the Dow Jones ever going to stop going up?

>3:30 PM ET
>President Biden discusses how his economic plan is leading to a manufacturing boom, growing the economy, and creating good-paying jobs in Michigan and across the country

I NEED A DOLLAR FELLAS, 396.50 PLEASE. PRETTY PLEASE EVEN

>>52666004
Trumpettes seething

spy is fucking green now. this market is a joke.

>>52665993
faggots not welcome

usa usa usa usa usa

Spy is green within 10 minutes

Some nostalgia fuel: corporate presentation that made /smg/ sell GEVO. Literally saved us from becoming bagholders. Original still available on wayback machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210208183522/https://investors.gevo.com/_resources/presentations/corporate-presentation.pdf?v=0.143

>>52666004
>>52666019
this has been happening for years it was set in as us trade representative in 2016

396.50 please frens

Bought TQQQ contracts for $19 at 2.72 each expiring December 22nd. Feeling optimistic that we will get a scam pump leading up to the FOMC meeting

>>52666012
This market doesn't like beggars
Get fucked

>>52665719
Meh, pretty much the very second a character is no longer interesting or useful they murder them

>>52666083
I'm surprised how many wwe fans we have here at /smg/

>>52666034
I'm rooting for Iran. The US must pay for its faggotry

MObros... smoke em if ya got em

WTFWT bobros ?

TLT down a point. Add more.

>>52666101
>This market
i guess i'll try the other market then

>>52665893
Agreed.
>change is never instant in the macroeconomy
>might be a long time before rates come down
>US economy is still very strong
>black unemployment levels lowest since 1860

>want to buy options/derivatives
>"impact of product costs on your return 6.11%"
>"impact of product costs on your return 50.3%"
>"impact of product costs on your return 25.7%"

lmao how do you even make money with these?

Bullish?

How we feeling SKYT bros

>>52666150
market already considers 75bps as pivoting so bullish

>>52666150
>discount rate rise
what is this

the housing market is collapsing and I have no positions to profit from this

>>52666004
Do you think there are any genuine Biden supporters left?

Even my in laws who absolutely hated Trump and loved Obama have basically reverted to just talking about Dr. Fauci and the glory days of COVID dominating the airwaves but even that feels a little forced.

>>52666166
I wanted to buy some short positions but fees are insane

>>52666150
1/4 line go up, 3/4 line priced in. Bullish

>>52666164
sir they already moved the goalposts to 25

Deep in the bowels of the stately Eccles Building, there is a light that never goes out. In this room- movers and shakers!- the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve. Their leader, the resolute chairman, holds court. A sheen of sweat across his brow. His jacket long since discarded, tie loosened, sleeves haphazardly rolled up. But this is still a handsome man.

They will pause in December.

Warned.

Last "pullback" before S&P 500 ~4200pts?

>>52666164
>considers 75bps as pivoting
Pivoting 360 degrees from 75 to 75 and walking away

>this market this
>this market that
what other market is there other than "this" one

>>52666211
the previous market and the future (not futures) markets

>>52666083
Lumis is a no dimes shitter.
>>52666109
Theory (as well as MJF) are over-pushed.

The only one to dethrone Reigns in a meaningful storyline would be Kenny Omega debuting at, and winning the Rumble.

But knowing WWE, they will likely go with something uncreative and uninteresting as to put Kevin Owens against Reigns at mania as a reward for Owens not killing geriatric Steve Austin at this years Mania.

>>52666226
so would the futures market be an estimate of the future market or an estimate of the future present market

>>52666211
Well, the Nifty 50, for starters.

>>52666236
>theory overpushed
ehh maybe. I quite like them and his heel turn here has some potential. he's quite the prodigy for his age.

heemed and heemed and heemed and heemed and heemed and heemed and then heemed some more

Modern WWE sucks shit. i 'm going to short the fuck out of that thang next year.

>>52666110
based, fuck USA

>>52666240
yes

everyone gave up

>>52666286
Why wouldn't you? Best thing to do in this shitty clownmarket is to wait it out.

I cut my time keeping up with the market news by about 90% and nothing seems to have changed in months so in retrospect it was the correct decision. And I don't think shit will get better any time soon.

Just got home: what did the Jews say today?

>>52666110
Fuck you and your fucking ayatollah.
https://js.freestreams-live1.com/fox-usa/

Is the market so boring you guys are talking about povertyball?

>>52666286
CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>futures

>>52666340
yeah i'm not even watching the chart, i'm watching the soccer match between USA and the country we should have delivered some democracy to 15 years ago

USA USA USA USA

How could Iran ruin my portfolio like this

>>52666333
I'm not clicking that, regardless of what digits you get

>>52666369
leave gaza

It's going to be a sour hour, isn't it.

>>52666369
>unironically watching soccer

>>52666314
Am I the only one who has found this bear market extremely predictable?

>>52666385
>watching sports in 2022
The goyim are hilarious creatures, and they never learn

>>52666385
It's called Futball, you fucking swine.

>>52666381
gaza is rightfully jewish clay, i'm sorry the palestinians are a people with no real claims to any territory.

>>52666387
zoom out

x8 leverage is too weak bobros , should i go x15 ?

>>52666385
I did a same game parlay that pays off if the USA wins 2-0

>>52666405
What is a palestinian supposed to be. Sounmds jewish

>>52666405
>palestinians are a people with no real claims to any territory
What about Palestine

>>52666367
CUT THAT OUT THE MARKET IS STILL OPEN

This guy is literally going to Jackson Hole the market again

JP is coming to kill the market

There is a fren who posted a certain jp morgan report back in october. According to them 3500 was the bottom and 4000-4100 the top , I wonder if he is already rich..

>AAPL lower low
Its over.

>>52666455
It's possible, but my astrology is telling me a small bounce.

>Futures

>>52666433
palestine is jewish soil that was over run by arabs, so we gotta kick out the arabs who think it's their home. they're like the ukraine of the jew. the palestinians are a nazi organization that engages in ton of shady shit and they're used by the liberals for all kinds of illicit activities including funneling money from the dnc to terrorist organizations.

Very very tempted to paperhand my shorts today.

>>52666486
A reminder to any newfags, if you ever wonder why it's /smg/ tradition to harass baggot, I think you know why.

>>52666486

Who's your favorite billionaire?

>DIA DJT IWM XLF BAKA
>All have sell signals
Lamo

>>52666543
Jakob Fugger

>>52666486
isnt this the argument native americans make? does this mean youll be leaving back to israel since north america is, according to your logic, native american clay.

>>52666553
they gave us the land, we don't have to give it back because we're not indian givers we're americans.

2-0 stolen from murrica!!!

>>52666588
i'm fucking drunk, but that stupid nigger was clearly offsides and i don't even know the rules of this fucking game

>>52666573
>they gave us the land
Did they? I thought they were rounded up, and put on reservations? How is that the same as giving you land.
For what it's worth, I hope Palestinians find a way to glass israel, and lead a holy war to kill every jew who is unwilling to convert to Christianity.

Trend = Downward


Wont be long until we test this years lows.

>>52665834
>put your mask on

>>52666600
>I thought they were rounded up, and put on reservations?
Depends on the tribe and depends on the country. Up here in leafland, Natives have significant control of major natural resource deposits and have become central parties to their development. Ironically they hate Trudeau more than most Canadians because he keeps getting in the way of all their massive development projects.

>>52666369
Why are (((you guys))) so butthurt about Iran?

AEVA

>>52666597
Why are you drunk at 3 in the afternoon?

power hour

>>52666600
well you thought wrong, and i hope you get what you fucking deserve for your disrespect for the jewish people.

puts on WDAY for their P/E
inverse me and make money

>>52666597
looked very tight. maybe some still image shoulder bs again

>>52666667
you can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning son

Perhaps the stock market is...gay?

>>52666637
Interesting. So they kind of benefit from that situation, huh?
>>52666685
Don't you pay attention, heeb? People have well taken a liking to anti-semitism.
Heeb it up, while the heebing is still good, kike.

Give me the flush down. I want cheapies

>>52666738
look, the truth will set you free, and the truth is only ((white)) lives matter.

>>52666543
Charles Munger and Ray Dalio

Carl Icahn is pretty entertaining

>>52666755
You will get crab and you WILL LIKE IT.

This is place so dead. did all the bears go insolvent failing to short this gay market. HAHA!

>>52666776
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52666776
Probably. The only reason I'm still around is because I have free $ given to me, apart from the regular wage I earn.
Are you NOT bearish? I thought I was the only person still going long on a dying market/country...

So glad I didn't waste any time trading today. Bots set to crab until jpow says the same shit he has said all year then we can dump. Boring as fuck crab bullshit giga kike rigged retard market. Ohhh nooo time to pump flat to close this totally isn't rigged and gay bullshit

>>52666776

>>52666702
Don't call me son, kid.

>>52666738
I'm over generalizing, but native resource development in leafland has become central to giving natives a truly sustainable path to prosperity and contributing to Canada instead of constantly being dependent on her. Believe it or not, the natives absolutely hate all the environmental protesters up here who invoke their name without even being bothered to consult with them.

>mfw the 5 min qqq chart

>>52666816
Are you interviewing PoemAnon (me) this week?

>>52666816
i'll call you what ever i want you socialist schlong sucking son of a bitch.

it's fucking snowing and there's a delay in my deliveries. forget a tip now wagie.

>>52666825
That would probably be the best choice since /smg/ has been completely void of any content worthy of taking notes.

>>52666852
What did you order?
Hopefully not burritos,right?

>>52666856
you could shut up, stop posting on image boards and finally migrate to a discord for your para social needs

>>52666897
You could start shaving your body, put on a dress, and give your bussy to me willingly before I take it by force. Ever thought of that?

>/smg/ so dead fat people are talking about food

Bobo is puny and weak

He can't even crash the markets

Pathetic

>>52666919
can you go the rest of your life with out talking about gay sex. you're never going to have real sex if you keep thinking about having gay sex, you'll end up having gay sex like a fucking faggot.

>>52666672
>>>52666897
means a dump next morning....

>>52666802
Perfect day to steal theta with crab spreads

>>52666928
The terminal rate just got 100 bps higher

>>52666924
Hey,we're people with needs too,you know

>>52666928
>He can't even crash the markets
..yet. It's coming and well all know it.

>>52666966
this shit upsets me, why would you put the cold soda in there? Your freedom fries are gonna get all soggy, and the coke is going to get warm as fuck.

>>52666928

I'm fucking crab swirling so hard I'm quitting early and going to sleep for a couple hours
see you tomorrow

>>52666943
First of all, bussy talk is about power not sex. Secondly, that's rich coming from a guy that has sex with a gook dude. (Pic very related)

>>52665603
I have returned. Still alive. Teeth looking fine af.

Gonna get fucking hammered tonight, drinking a full bottle of some good wine with some home made spaghetti and eggplant dinner. Can't fucking wait.

>>52666999
filtered

>>52666993
>Cold
You dont really not drink raw soda,right?

>>52667015
Filtered you first

Good day for coal

railroaders about to get their bussy fucked by congress. They got two more week'd into a session that going to oppose them.

This market better do something soon because you motherfuckers aren't even entertaining.

I'm gonna inverse myself and buy 1DTE or 2DTE QQQ calls right before the bell

I'm starting to think that buying UONE above $5.40 was not that good idea.

I just realized SPY hasn't done shit since May 11th.

we get PCE and Jpow speech tomorrow
it will be a shit show

tbhq I don't know how he's going to threaten the markets. his bluff has been called, his wussy committee is too scared to go any further.

>>52666820
How do you know all this? Do you know a lot of native people?
Also, if they have control of these things, does that mean they get financial benefits?
Is there a way for non-native people to benefit from their development?

PBR did a nice little run up today. Now its right abound my CBP. I used to be down 22%.

oil can't even pump on an OPEC cut announcement

>>52667089
I shouldve sold these fuckers this morning when I dumped the other 6 I had for alot more. Originally had 10 of these, letting these 4 ride was a mistake

>>52666755
why do trannies seem to always associate themselves and their mental illness with racoons and especially opossums?

Buy DRV? If market is pricing in on-coming recession why would commercial real estate rally with a recession.

>>52667125
>disgusting trash animals nobody wants
>inb4 possum eat ticks I don't give a fuck

>>52667103
>How do you know all this?
Native issues are a big deal up in leafland. Again, I was generalizing when I said all natives. Most woke leftists have no idea what natives actually believe, despite loving to talk on their behalf.
>https://nationalpost.com/opinion/opinion-we-are-wetsuweten-but-the-coastal-gaslink-pipeline-protesters-dont-represent-us

>>52667125
>>52667148
you know what i mean? there are a ton of these on imgur. also they seem to encourage crime and violence and burning down stuff a lot. doesn't seem particularly... healthy.

Finally landed my first cubicle cuck applicant. *Hamchadding intensifies*

Up +23.29% on the SOXL 14c's I bought 20 minutes ago

>>52667090
Did u watch his last few speaches actually?
He looked like he liked the job to crash inflation and the markets in the last speach.
Nothing left from the undesicive blabla from the one bevore that.
Hes not bluffing.

>>52667089
CPI was good last month so PCE is likely to be good as well. its jpow I worried about

>>52667160
You're correct. I think people just pick a mascot based on how they project themselves.

>>52667163
congrats

>>52667163
If they list their pronouns or give any hont they are a tranny, toss that shit in the garbagio

>>52667163
what are they even applying for with those IT skills?

>>52667182
Cpi was only good cause they cooked some numbers and "adjusted" the... what was it? incurence cost new?
last cpi would have been hot otherwise.

>>52667103
>Is there a way for non-native people to benefit from their development?
They are actually private enterprise developments, but because they pass over native lands, the Tribes that are impacted are often given stakeholder rights, which includes everything from guaranteed jobs working on the project, a share of the royalties, and a seat at the table with anything that impacts their land. For the most part however, the private enterprise reaps the majority of the profits and pays the appropriate taxes to the various levels of governments.

>>52667163
>Barista
>Deli Team
>Chipotle
>i don't actually know if "information science" is just the shitty non-math version of CompSci or not...
>all he knows are basic scripting languages and shit

lmao

>>52667198
To be a custodian. Lol. Lmao even. Times are tough for techie faggots

>>52667205
The fact he listed XML as skil...kidna reminds me when I was starting my IT career and put knowledge of JSON in my CV kek

This won't end well will it

Power 15 minutes????

i know i already asked once, but i am once again asking for 396.50. thanks fellas for your consideration

>>52667218
you got scammed by gayhorse 2.0 shills

>>52667213
what the fuck, they know more coding than I do and they're applying to be a literal jannitor. my job has screwed me over a bit on promotions this year but I thiink I"ll stay a bit longer until some of this economic uncertainty blows over

>>52667231
so we dump next morning.

>>52667168
There was only 75% approval for the last 75 bps hike. they already confirmed 50 for december and slowing down after that. february has a 50% chance of a 25 bps rate.
inflation is 8% right now, and if they stop at 5% rates its going to spike back up. that's why the market rallied so hard on CPI, they're not showing they're serious about it, meaning money can just flow freely

>>52667205
As long as you have a degree, it doesn't matter about all the other crap.

>>52667216
>JSON
society?

>>52667245
Don't worry, I'll keep a seat warm for you. There are toilets that need to be scrubbed.

>>52667246
Tomorrow is Fed shitpost day. Volatility will be all over the place.

>>52666543
W.Buffet.

>>52667183
yeah but it's just weird. like they're trying to convince people to join their cause and be gay but it's like "hey! be a tranny! our mascot is a fucking ugly trash animal that is famous for screeching really loud! we think you should kill your family and shoot people in the street while burning down important infrastructure! WHAT'S WRONG CHILD WHY WON'T YOU JOIN US?" it's just... odd. like you think they'd be more inconspicuous about it at least, right? maybe don't lead with the "our goal is to destroy everything you hold dear, also we're fucking insane and you should be too", you know? you really think you're gonna convince people that way?

>>52667248
slower but higher and longer, doesnt matter so much if it is 50 or 75.
risk to the downside when 50 are priced in and we get a spicy suprise
i wouldnt count on it that we still have 75% of them in the 50bps camp.

>>52667266
Should I just dump the last of these or be greedy and see what tomorrow brings?

> USA is about to make it out of the group stages of the World Cup
I have never been more proud.

>>52666543

>>52667246
I think we pump until an hour before JPOW speaks, crab, then dump during the speech, then pump 30 minutes into power hour, then green day after.

If the americans can score another goal against the terrorists the market will go up because of the sheer joy of all the american people.

Hey folks

>>52667256
it doesn't matter until you actually get the job and can't do shit. then you get laid off. but other than that, sure.

DRV or no DRV?

>>52667282
Sure but if there is no spicy surprise there's going to be a big rally, since 5% isn't enough. he has to come out and say something like "7% terminal rate" to spook the market but he won't say it.

>>52667277
Misery loves company, I guess. Plus, I gather being mentally ill isn't great for linear thinking.

>>52667283
>THAT short dated options
>On nasdump of all things
My brother in stocks... They could go super in the money or rape your anus, but you are stupid close to expiry, which is no good.

>>52667283
be greedy everyone else is cautious

>>52667256
Quite the opposite. Degrees barely matter in IT, unless you are applying for some specialized shit like signal processing, Lidar stuff, AI, etc.
What matters is your experience and how the interview goes.

I think Jpow will be hawkish, and remind the market that he has a job to do.
Not much has changed and he is still behind the curve.
since nothing has blown up yet why shouldnt he hike some more, since inflation is not really slowing, when we take the numbers with some salt, since they wont be cooked without it

>>52667322
>letting random fagtards make your decisions

>>52667283
dump those and buy some cheaper weeklies with a portion of your gains so you still win either way.

>>52667363
my decisions are terrible.

>>52667322
i'm not sure how it works under the hood. The housing market is really slow I'm not convinced it's going to dump soon

>>52666767
>Ray Dalio

the guy who sucks chink cock and constantly talks about american doomerism? no thanks. icahn is cool just because he took the opposite trade on herbalife that one time even though ackman was actually completely correct in his bear thesis.

>>52667356
To be fair, that was only half his resume. I don't want to doxx him obviously. Here's the other half, maybe you guys can understand some of these jobs, but something clearly went wrong at some point.

>>52667363
>random fagtards
its nothing but bots, fbi, cia, and tavistock institute here

I don’t like niggers and arabs

>>52667346
i can fix her.

>>52667381
forgot pic.

>>52667387
Yeah, quite interesting turn of events in his life for sure. To be honest, I'm so tired of dealing with all the retards in my team sometimes that I considered getting a job as a nigh shift security guy just to pay bills and chill in life a little bit. Maybe he is doing some soul searching too.

>>52667387
Whoops forgot pic

>buy an option
>market maker immediately drops the ask to stop-loss hunt
fuck you niggers

>>52667360
you can't fix this problem by just hiking rates forever you fucking faggot. there are already multiple signs of inflation cooling off successfully. get off it, dude.

>>52667393
me too anon

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

DING DING HOW DID AH FUCK WHO CARES

>>52667299

yeah like said yesterday we should still push a bit lower especailly nasdaq

metallica new song :D Probably awarded as the worst rock song ever perhaps why are grandpas even playing anymore they just embrassing themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-7rWKnVVo

>>52667428
picrel, took me $20k martingale but its the same as when the market opened today... and same as when market closed yesterday. someone tell me why im an idiot for martingaling

>>52667415
>Using a stoploss with an option???

>>52667433
>Metallica in 20 fucking 22
Why.

>>52667428
Got absolutely heemed gambling on 0DTE options.

>>52667408
I'm really confused why he was a warehouse worker and full stack at the same time. I've never seen a part time dev job. weekend job?
maybe he's just retarded but it's also really sus there's nothing specific at all on what he actually did at his dev job.

>skyt
America bros, I think we're back

>>52667451
Metallica hasn't been good since the black album and the black album is the exact moment they sold out. Nickelback is more metal than Metallica at this point.

i lost 10% today but it looked like 20% in my portfolio

USA USA USA USA

>>52667468
Imagine betting against America?

>>52667248
People bringing up arguments at a meeting doesn’t mean they subscribed to it. The rate hike vote was unanimous.

>>52667420
Mail me some good coke baggie. I'll transfer some doge or link or eth or whatever from my kikehood wallet to yours, just tell me which shitcoin you want it in

>>52667455
>he never worked two jobs at the same time
must be nice having gotten ibnto a public funded middle management position before 2008

>>52667428
After all of them being in the red for most of the day, my son's stocks pulled back up some and brought in a +$72. Still almost $200 down from the Fri highs.

>Front-end devs applying to be literal jannies
Good lord

>>52667482
i'm going to bet against america in the next round i unless we're up against some absolute shit country like fr

>>52667455
I just realized that I think this crazy bastard works 2 jobs. But he lives in Ann arbor and it's absurdly expensive to live there hence why most people live in the shit hole that is Ypsilanti and commute.

>>52667408
https://www.salary.com/job/sample-technologies/web-developer-designer/j202208191618237753477
> $75-125 per year
From this to a Cleaner huh. Well maybe he is onto something kek.
>>52667455
Could be that they were hiring him part-time when they needed helping hands, but didn't have full-time opening for him. Happens sometimes in IT, people stay in touch with previous employer.

>>52667494
I'M GONNA PIIVOOOOOOTTT

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>>52667455
I knew a lawyer that drove for Uber on nights and weekends and represented drunk drivers and petty criminals for a fee during the day

>>52667490
how many felonies are you trying to get me for?

>>52667447
who the fuck would do that is right. Only the MM's would know there is no floor and immediately drop the ask down 10% after I buy what I thought was a tight option spread.

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>>52667470
I owned the black album but still downloaded it from napster

>>52667511
You don't gotta put a return address on it, or even a real one. I just can't find any decent shit around here

New

>>52667520
>>52667520

I feel like there will be compounding volatility effect with Powell talking tomorrow and then the rate hike in Dec.


>>52667393
pls leave

>>52667507
lol he probably got a lot of his dui clients from the uber job

>>52667494
Yeah I'm thinking this recession thing is actually going to be pretty based.

seems like the market has been consolidating the last two weeks

>>52667452
>1pbtid
i'll bite anyway, im starting to think 0 DTEs are the only way to go as a scalper. I feel like i made more money selling OTM 0 DTEs than buying 20-30 DTEs. At least you know by 1pm whether your positions have a shot or whether you need to cut and run. With 20-30 DTEs they just toy with your emotions into doing stupid shit. I might as well have just bought the stock and taken theta out of the equation.

>>52667428
Pretty good, up 2.79%
Coal, copper, and tin did some stuff

>>52667428
+0.7% after BLM tax I paid by investing in UONE in past.

>>52667451
theta is a meme

>>52667394
I'm not really a fan of the kikes but Ichan was pretty based here. Fuck crocodile tears Ackman

>>52667478
got my eye on you glowie

>>52667444
>for martingaling
Honest question:
What does this even mean?

>>52667653
its the official jew term for double down. i read it in an old market maker book

>>52667531
got my career going this summer in a semiconductor corporation. it's also a position considered "boring" (read: easy af) that most people don't want to do and they have trouble hiring people and keeping them there, so i'm all fucking set for this recession, baby. bring it on. guy-who-literally-can't-be-fired-unless-i-fuck-the-boss's-wife here. i want to see the special snowflakes with their college debt and their basketweaving degrees fucking seething.

>>52667408
drop anything that's not tech related, especially after you've had tech jobs.

>>52667408
that man moved boxes for 10h in a warehouse while employed in tech