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>>52626761
that looked good until he put the drink in there

>>52626761
el cerdo de ucrania

>>52626761
Are those moldy fried chickens on the bottom left?

>>52626761
long on healthcare

damn that looks good

>>52626873
Jesus Christ, I never noticed that. Holy shit that is just disgusting and sad...

>>52626761
How is he still alive?

>>52626761
Imagine the smell

this man should be put to death
humanity has gone too far

How is it equitable for someone like this to be in the same Healthcare system as people on healthy diets and exercise?

>>52626873
>>52626972
Don't think it's mold. A piece of chicken wouldn't survive long enough in his house to go moldy.

>>52626761
sell 'appetite management pills' to women and insecure top 20% of men. rank like 40th on google, run fb ads and clear an easy $800/week with like 15 hours of upfront work.

coffins. big reinforced coffins

>>52627053
He's kinda putting himself to death via overeating m8.

>>52627260
>Telling lies
You can't promote pills on Google ads and good luck getting ranked ahead of the blackhats

>>52627069

Imagine if obese people had to pay more for healthcare.
Just imagine the implications of this for a second.

>>52627069
>How is it equitable for an unvaxxed nutjob to be in the same Healthcare system as people on proper inmunization schedules?

>>52626873
I think its were the lid of the box got stuck to the breading and pulled off.

My what a wonderful first thread to see when visiting biz since forever

>>52626761
me at Thanksgiving
I love being American

>>52628024
What about selling diet advice and recipes?

'cado on the log

>>52626761
Why doesn't he eat a bullet?

>>52628787
Not enough calories

>>52628717
if fatties wanted to put in effort they wouldn't be fat

>>52628186
then no one would be fat

>>52626761
If you can't watch someone shoot heroine on youtube dunno why the fuck this is allowed.

This is basically just a relatively slow form of suicide.

>>52628717
No one is buying recipes or advices to burn fat

>>52628891
That's right.
Plus those who still decide to be fat pay up for those with actual health issues.

>>52628932
What about selling junk food then

His house must smell like jizz, poo, armpit sweat and kfc party bucket grease.

>>52626761
>Ahh, a light meal for dinner

>>52626761
He finishes it then just goes for another round Jesus Christ

>>52626761
>guy is a homosexual
>suprised when he indulges in self destructive behaviors

what an utterly revolting piece of shit

>>52626761
is that mold on the chicken?

Ermmm you could be a Schewpid Americannnn…. Europe is the best right bros?

>>52626761
Capitalize on the facts that made them that way in the first place.

-Mental weakness
-Laziness
-Bad Habits
-Poor Choices
-Lack of critical thinking
-Blame shifting

Sell them overpriced cheap common garbage that stimulates their chimp brains and promises to "shed pounds" and involves them doing absolutely nothing. Placebo keeps them coming back. Hold their vices over their head:

"Eat what you please, when you please"
"No exercise or dieting required!"

Profit

>>52629563
>Europe is the best right bros?
Yep.

>>52626761
Anybody has fast food ETF ?

>>52629601
would all of that fat help protect your bones and internal organs in a car crash?

Would you agree to get this fat if you could become a millionaire making jewtube videos?

>>52629582
Based eurobro. Can’t help but jerk my huge 16cm cock every time I think about how much better we are. It truly is the best. Americans in their shart marts, cardboard houses, and 27 degree Celsius boiling weathers cannot compete with our chads Krümplevlaggen Mart, Trad Wattle and Daub Huts, and 27 Degrees Celsius cool weathers

>>52629611
A bit of fat can make you more resilient but you have to worry about getting crushed under your own weight as well. People that big are probably more fragile. Some of those big people can't even breathe if laying on their stomach like that big black guy cops killed by tackling him to the ground for selling cigarettes tax free.

>>52629639
>Krümplevlaggen Mart
It's just Lidl.

>>52629639
you re just sad to miss on nice US girls

>>52629669
We don’t have those where I live the nearest Lidl is over 1 km from my country, do not want to rides my bicycle that far.

USA

>>52629673
>mericans call this "thicc"
>>52629686
>the nearest Lidl is over 1 km from my country
Okay? Just pass the border then. Is that too difficult to understand for an american?

>>52629611
lol not really. in a severe car crashes at speed the leading cause of death is "heart/lung separation", where, since your body stops moving(seatbelts wooo), causing your organs to fly forward at like 100km/hr, your organs tear themselves from their connective tissue and you rapidly die. Or so I've been told, I am not a doctor.

>>52629723
how do they call that ?

>>52629697
>>52629708
I laughs at these stupid American pigs. Maybe if they had free healthcare they would not be large like beast.

>>52629728
as a non doctor, do you think my wife cheated on me ?

>>52629578
They used to actually have diet pills that worked, but they have all been banned. Dexatrim was an amazing product until they figured out is causes heart problems.

>>52629723
I cannot pass the border as the neighboring countries has not agrees to make computers with USB-C and our country has Somalian friends neighborhoods at the border

>>52626761
Invest in the medical industry. These people will be seeing doctors every month, taking shitloads of meds, and needing surgeries and procedures that cost millions overall.

USA queen beauty

>>52627069
It's obviously not. Which is why "free" healthcare just means healthy people paying for obese retard's healthcare.

>>52629766
Stunning and brave.

>>52629743
The dog just knows.

>>52629733
Thin Black queens *kneels and starts chanting BLM*
>>52629760
What are you talking about?

Maybe fertilizer industry when the law change

>>52629752
well ironically, so does obesity right?

but we all know what weight loss method doesn't, and is completely free.

>>52629766
>the girl having the adult mask over the ENTIRE face
kek

>>52629733
Pure sex

>>52627069
If you think about it, they will die much faster so with the lack of need to take care of them past 50 (they are dead) and the amount of tax they pay to make themselves this fat in the first place it should even out.

>>52629794
>what are you talking about
How you not knows about fickle border crossings contingencies… I am starting to think you are an Americans trolling me…

Average American popstar in 2022

>>52629783
it s 2022. adapt to your time. you re a fatshamer. i reported you

>>52627069
Don't be a racist

>>52629578
And then you go to jail.

I share some of my favorite webm here. i hope you take care of them now

>>52626761
>How do I profit from the obesity epidemic?
invest in big pharma, but 'they' already have

>>52627069
Stop being rayciss. Obozocare made it illegal to discriminate against the lifestyle choices of the brothers like that anorexic man in the OP

>>52626761
Sell fried food.

>>52629522
you upset he's fighting the good cause, helping americans all have access to healthcare?

>>52629870
Please explain to me how this would constitute jail time, anon?

When this literally happens everyday, within the confines of the law?

Best place to find nikocado content?

>>52629966
United States of America

>>52629887
Suck it

>>52628186
woah, cool it with the antisemitism!

Unironically Planet Fitness. It's the kind of gym made exclusively for obese people. The reason their memberships are so cheap is they make bank on fatties who sign up but only actually show up 3-4 times a month. And when they do show up, it's for pic related, so they'll hardly lose any weight at all during the tenure of their membership. They actively discourage heavy lifting (ex: Lunk Alarms, no tanks, no grunting/sounds) so serious fitness people won't go there unless it's their only option. So the fatties feel comfortable in their safety bubble of other fatties running on the hamster wheel for 15 minutes and eating 3 slices of pizza after their done. It's the equivalent of someone paying for a Netflix subscription and watching 3 movies with it every month. Free money for PF/Netflix.

Invest in whoever manufactures Semaglutide

it actually works, it costs a fortune and the demand is so high there's already shortages of it around the world

American leftists all want "free healthcare" and "affordable health insurance for all" but they won't ever be able to afford it. A healthy society is required first before a state-level health insurance scheme can really work. And yes, that means that fat people will have to pay more taxes/insurance premiums. Kinda like how they need to buy two tickets on an airplane. Same for smokers and other unhealthy people or those with preexisting conditions (I feel bad for type 1 diabetics for example on this).
Vice taxes will be directly funneled into the social health fund. Libertarians hate this.

>>52630006
Seriously a semaglutide (wegovy) prescription costs $1300 a month and people still pay because it works

Utterly disgusting. Him and all other morbidly obese "humans" need to be executed asap.

someone post another nikocado webm so I have can have three to post on /gif/.

>>52626761
God bless this man.

I can't fucking find an easy to reach chart that shows the negative correlation of BMI and IQ. Fucking google must have gotten rid of them. But essentially, America is a nation of retards that live to consume goods and foods. Not in anywhere else will you find a nation of willing slaves. People mock China for being totalitarian but thats only because the Chinks will revolt the moment the gun is pointed away from them. Americans on the other hand, they are happy as long as they get to eat and watch their crass entertainment or get their celebrity gossips on social media. Forgive my rant but I sincerely believe that Americans are more like bugs than the Chinese and will never EVER fucking make it. Americans deserve to have every major bank go insolvent.

>>52630165
Here is one where I think he shits himself

>>52629673
Why do women like toxic men and relationships?

>>52629708
Enceladus? More like Enchiladas

>>52629837

but fat people are gross and should be killed

>>52628624
have sex

>>52629673
I must become the opposite of what they want. Except tall, I will keep that.

>>52629733
Hubba hubba, imagine splitting one of them open and breathing in the fine yeasty aroma and liberating them tits

>>52626761
You have to design something that is appealing to the desire to be lazy. Designing products that increase comfort and convenience, minimise effort and exertion, and maintain efficiency.

>>52628624
>unvaxxed nutjob
T. Vaxxed zombie

>>52628658
It's literally mold

>>52626873
Its all fake, he shows this pile of food so people think he eats this every day, but its all props, moldy props

>>52626761
You need to create a weight loss product. Something that promises you can eat as much garbage as you want and still lose weight. The thing about fat people is they're lazy. You don't need a working product you just need them to believe it works. They want an easy solution to a problem that takes a ton of work so it's easy to delude them. Lie and say it works while building the brand. Pay no name actors to pretend they were whales before your product and had to do almost nothing while losing weight. Pay famous healthy people to promote it with the money you get from selling the product. Build the brand and silence dissenters then pay scientist to say it works. You're not just building a brand your building a death cult. Advertise it for men and women. Play on traditional family values. Promise your followers they'll be happy and healthy again if they just keep using your snake oil. Spend money on spreading body insecurity everywhere you can.

Or you can become thhe next Nikocado Avocado. Name yourself Joey Macaroni and eat fast food on camera while crying.

>>52629743

the dog knows but doesnt want to tell him

>>52626761
This ?man's? vote MATTERS

>>52627071
>A piece of chicken wouldn't survive long enough in his house to go moldy.
That's a few of his special keeper backups that manage to get away under the couch.

>>52628624
>unvaxxed nutjob
I'm 38, smoke and drink. Didn't get it.

Bro is a few years younger. Occasionally smokes and drinks. Didn't get it.

Wife is 25. Never has smoked, doesn't drink, double vexed, was on way for third.

All caught it. Same symptoms.
>t. Have also worked in one of the largest pharma r&d companies

>>52629639
>Can’t help but jerk my huge 16cm cock every time I think about how much better we are
Me 3. But I prefer an iso2000:00012 part b specification 16._0_cm power jerk. It's the additional resolution that really makes it.

Bump

>>52632014
The dog probably had to hear and see it all.
He looks traumatized.

>>52626761
He's simulating the flavor of his own barf.

>>52626761
ay dios mio
el americano

>>52626761
Rember when anyone says"we need socialised healthcare" this is who you will be supporting with your taxes.

>>52627069
No health care system or insurance should have to pay for self afflicted damages. If someone wants to eat unhealthy food or smoke that is there business and should pay for their health care.

>>52629985
oh fuck baby that's so hot im shooting ropes

>>52630499
Death to America.
>>52629985
Nice photoshop, fat ass, real fat people cant fine their peckers.
You fool no one, fat boy.

>>52630499
Americans and Canadians are fucking fat and gross.
I work with fat fucks and I am grossed out by them.
They're retarded and a pain to be around.
Fuck fat people, fat fucks should be forced to pay triple in taxes, fuck fatties.

>>52630679
>should be killed
Na, just strap him to a pole and let him starve, I love watching fat fucks starve.
I hope Americans get their fucking country invaded by the rest of the world, would be nice to watch Americans starve for once.

>>52626761
create a ONIONS industry

>>52635861
S 0 Y, you nigger jannies

>>52629783
Whats wrong with Drake and Miley Cyrus?

>>52631671
>Joey Macaroni
Kek

Go long on Novo Nordisk they are already making decent profits on fatty pigs by selling insulins and GLP-1 drugs

>>52628838
This. A single 9 mm is only about 160 calories... 10 mm Auto 300 calories.

>>52635847
kek