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>>52535806
Don't worry OP, it only gets worse from here.

>>52535806
>26 years young

>32 years old

>>52535806
That’s me in 2 months. It’s shit right now but it won’t get better huh? Still don’t make it. No house, no car, no kids, no good career. 100k in crypto tho so that’s that

>>52535806
>30 year old coomer who lives in an attic

>>52535806
>>52535854

ib4 you idiots get laid before 30 and lose a chance at wizard powers forever.

>25 year old retard

>>52535806
Same, I thought I would have already made it by now...turns out I need to wait 2-3 more years for the next bullrun

>29

How could this happen? I was young. My childhood had all kinds of gizmos and brands. I was never supposed to become an adult but here i am. I've been young all my life. I thought it would continue forever, but it all changed so fast and now i'm suddenly old?

>29

How could this happen? I was young. My childhood had all kinds of gizmos and brands. I was never supposed to become an adult but here i am. I've been young all my life. I thought it would continue forever, but it all changed so fast and now i'm suddenly old?

>>52535854

I’m financially successful but not crazy rich, I make a few hundred k but I keep comparing myself to people who founded and exited startups with an 8 figure payout or make close to 1M a year in some prestigious law firm or hedge fund so I still feel inadequate. I am a turbo manlet and women don’t want me, I feel like the only way I can get an attractive wife is to become top 1% NW. I don’t live in a city where young women are because I hate cities, so I’m out in the exurbs where there are no young singles. I’m pretty sure I will either never get married or have to find a foreign mail order bride (unless I settle for a land whale from the US, the only type of woman who I match with on dating apps). I have no way to meet women in person, all I do is work in my male dominated profession and pursue my autistic hobbies by myself. All I want rn is to get married to a 6/10 wife and have a family but this is out of reach for me due to not being physically attractive enough for dating apps and having no ways to meet women outside of apps

>>52535806
>25
>$170k salary
>$150k invested
>No sex since 2017

>30
I’d say I peaked at 26. Not too far off the peak, not feeling too bad

28 in a month
getting so cold that i am just thinking of taking a flight to philippines to go work remote
mom is also terminally ill now..
have about 100k eur networth, slowly DCA into btc and few stocks but i fear this recession will be long

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>52535982
True, fren... I'm also 29, and my body is starting to hurt all over. It's better to take care of this body before it gets worse. I'm doing calisthenics and jumping rope when I can, it helps a lot with energy levels, stamina, flexibility, strong bones and joints. All the shit you need to get healthy older. Start now before you get too frail.

>29 and a half

I now get heartburn from eating pizza and grunt every time I sit on the couch. I feel like death the entire day after getting drunk but getting drunk is thing that is still fun. Its over

>>52535806
I'm almost a wizard...

32 yo boomer, reporting

25 and every years it's progressively getting worse even if i improve my finances (Lost -95% this year tho) and work on my passions

>>52535997
>WoahNigga.jpg

33 and poor, running shoes cost $120 get out there my dudes

>>52536302

>lost 95%

Fuck... I'm sorry Anon. I literally just teared up a little reading that.

>>52535806
>22 yo
>just got my first job, already trying to find something better
Dont give up mang, I've heard of people turning their life around 30something. I thought I was going to be a parasite forever and God blessed me with a chance

>>52536151
>I'm also 29, and my body is starting to hurt all over
That really should not be happening already at 29 unless you spent your early adult years eating junk and drinking like a goon.

>>52535806
>29 soon
its literally over

>>52536151
I've been doing exercise and hitting the gym for years and i have a fit body, that's not the issue. It's just the fact that i'm supposed to be an adult now and time just keeps on going faster.

>>52535806
>28.3 years old

>>52536380

Money isn’t the problem, it’s everything else that’s the problem

>>52535848

32. I feel fine, same as I did when I was early 20s. Now I do follow /fit/. I'm not jacked or anything because I shit genes but I'm healthy weight. Only concerns is a bunch of moles. Doctor says its fine though. I have two prominent forehead wrinkles and the corners of my hairline are receding. Otherwise I literally feel the exact same as I did when I was in my early 20s. Before that, in college I was overweight so I actually feel better now than I did then.

>>52536380
I have not given up so many times in my life that i'm just going trough the motions at this point. Whenever i fail i know the right course of action is to keep going forward but it's getting tiring at this point with no positive upsides.

30 year old khv here

at this point I don't even want to lose my virginity to some nasty old whore.

how do I go about paying a hot 18 year old instagram model for sex? is there a site to arrange that?
I've heard of seekingarrangements but I think that's only to set up a date with them and the sex isn't even guaranteed?

>>52536519

Seeking arrangements but most 18 year olds on there are scammers who only want to sell pics, probably like 1 in 10 will actually fuck you. I did fuck a hot 23 year old from there for free though and she was totally fine with it

22 year old here. Already past my prime and I feel my collagen depleting. Absolutely brootal. It pains me to know I will never be a young, sparky eyed math prodigy or brilliant young hacker like that 17 year old who did that bitcoin hack
>tfw I will never be a genius

>>52536548

how do I avoid getting scammed on it?
also how does it work? will they want to facetime first? then we agree to meet at a restaurant, and then I take them to a hotel room after?

sorry I know i sound retarded

>>52536519
I'm not a virgin so i can tell you that sexual enjoyment is not dependant on the age of the woman. Most of the time a 30 year old will fuck you better than an 18 year old.

>34
>tfw the oldest and probably poorest person in this thread

>>52535806
29 years old

>>52536396
Skateboarding fucked up my ankle, fren. X( Shit takes more time to heal now, it seems. Fucked up my finger and wrist too. Hehe...

>how to profit?

35 years old best shape of my life about to go to the moon with my nigerian army. Forced Hodl to the moon check out the telegram.

>>52536604
Hope it was worth it little faggot

>>52536571

Check the sugar lifestyle forum on r***it

>>52536585
lmao no
>35
>college dropout
>16yr gap in employment history
>$10k in savings
>probably will be broke by early 2023

>tfw 31 years old still in college

>>52535820
The difference between 26 and 27 feels huge. Live it up, kid.

>>52536660
30 here, but same. Going to be applying to med school in a year.

>>52536704
Based

>>52536647
I only have £2k in savings. I do have a graduate job though with decent earning potential after a few years. Went to uni at 28.

>>52535806
>>52535860
I tongue punched a ladyboy's asshole bros. I'm kinda worried. This is the 2nd time this has happened now. How many chances does a man really get in life?

>32
>Got my degree just a year ago
>Lost virginity at 29
>Making good money for the first time in my life
>Feel about as good as ever

Some days I can be a little achey at worst, but I do my stretches and go for walks. Once you hit your late 20s you stabilize for awhile. It's not until your late 40s/50s that you start *really* aging.

The hardest part of entering your 30s is identity. You are the dumb little fucker you once were. You need to figure out your identity and your goals. After that life gets easier and you can start enjoying yourself, especially if you put the work in and got yourself a nice career path.

>>52536575

Fucking younger chicks feels like more of an accomplishment and you can brag about it more. When I tell my parents I’m dating a chick 8 years younger it feels better than saying I’m dating a 31 year old chick

>>52536442
>tulpa gf
Literally me.

>>52536575

yea but the 18 year old is more attractive

>>52536442
>>52536902
I had a gf a few years ago and a tulpa gf is superior in every way

>>52536682
>26 is mid-20s
>27 you realize you'll soon be early 30s

>>52536945
I don't feel this way. I will probably live into my 200s.

>>52536442
Could at least hapa golddigger be in the cards?

>>52536902
>>52536923
is it possible to combine a tulpa gf with a sex doll?

>>52535883
Its happened to me
Only had 3 year to go
On the bright side I actually learned first hand that in order to have sex you just need to meet girls regularly

>>52535806
>40 in 12 years

>>52537482
2001 was 25 years ago. pic unrelated

>>52535854
>crypto
ETH should make up a chunk of that if you are not retarded and some web3 projects like Ocean, Ens, Ore. What are you hodling?

>I wasted my ages 22-27 being depressed.
Balding at a high rate now. Lost my youth, lost my motivation and will. And strangely enough the depression is gone. Just to enjoy living as a vegetable I guess.

>>52535806
welcome to the boomer club anon

>30 years old
>own my own house and car
>in good health
>haven’t had sex in four years
>have over $50K saved
Could be worse I guess

all my nigga on /biz/ just like me fr fr
love y'all rember to lay off the booze and ciggies
hate is bad for your health

>>52538688
Anon, I just have this to say to your bitch ass: I hope only good things happen to you and your loved ones. Only positive numbers for you in the future friend. Bitch ass.

>>52538633
are you me?

>>52538713
FUCK I THOUGHT SPOILERS WERE ON /BIZ/! NOW I LOOK LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE!

>>52536585
>34
>neet parasite
>nothing. No income
> no purpose

>>52538713
I hate you basterd blessings be upon you and your family fren we are all gonna make it

27 yo KHV college drop out

I have just enough money to move out and buy my own place and that's about it. Spent half my life in therapy and ADs, still can't leave the house.
I have a sui plans ready to go before I hit 30, whatevers left from crypto will go to my parents.
It was over for me before it ever started.

>26 year old still poor

whats the point should I just.. ?

>>52536442
tulpa gf is literally a demonic entity btw

>>52535806
35 years old
happily married
3 kids
comfy job
this time actually sold the top (and bought back in)

Currently sipping some whiskerino and listening to some jazz.

>>52535806
>he's still in his 20s
jelly

>>52535806
32 and still in college. I figured out I have ADD recently and I hope the meds will make me the genius I'm supposed to be