/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52509928
DUDE JUST....

Becoming a billionaire is easy. Just start a scam in the Bahamas and call it FTX.

Then you get to pin the weasel. Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52509963
Dude just thank me latter

Yea, just make a million dollar company and sell it

DUDE JUST GET A PHD BRO

>>52509928
This would probably work, but you'd be in your 40's or 50's by then.

>>52510398
Easily done if they universities didn't screw you out of undergraduate funding or lock your transcripts. Main reason high IQs get fucked is due to midwit hoops or little fees they tack on then one step away from locked transcripts and nothing. Only problem with PhD is investing years to getting there.

>>52509928
You forgot the firm handshake

>>52510496
There is no way to get rich quickly that is not a scam

>>52509928
just born rich, simple as

>>52510905
I’d rather scam

>know some dudes
>they coded something
>started a company
>got some corporate clients for their software
>sold for well over a million and they all landed cushy jobs at the company that bought out their company

This really applies to anything. The real question though is why you would sell something for a million or two when the thing that you've built is worth many millions more over the long term.

>>52509928
Way faster to get a software job and just live cheap as fuck for a decade. If you start in your early 20s you can be pulling down $150k/year by the time you're mid 20s no problem. Live in the shittiest apartment you can find or with your parents and invest everything you can in index funds and you'll be a millionaire by 35

>>52509928
You remind me of my Brazilian Federal University Incident

Where a MAJOR chemistry industry was looking for young talents and wonder new scientists and was about to invest millions of dollars at the university biochemistry research, but the students went U N I O N and told the industry to fuck off because they were not selling their future.

I still laugh to this day, it happened 2015/2016 iir, at least it wasn't my campus. shit was gold

>dude just spend more than half your life grinding so that you can enjoy the other half of your life when you are already too old and busted to actually enjoy your money
Betting on red on roulette are literally better odds.

>>52509928
I am a molecular bio Phd student and that is literally my dream and a big goal. Is that your plan too OP or are you just shitposting? I'd be down to get in touch if you're serious, but i know jack shit about business

>>52511175
>bio Phd student
In which field of studies?
>I'd be down to get in touch if you're serious
Where are you from?

>>52509928
boner pills that also get you high

>>52511367
>In which field of studies?
molecular bio
>Where are you from?
commiefornia

Are you a scientist too?

>>52511398
>Are you a scientist too?
Nope, I should have gone to, but now is too late, I took law and want to go to VC, but I'm from a small european country, so bad luck for me.

You are american you will have it easier to get VC money

>>52511453
>I'm from a small european country
You could go back and do a Phd in biology and become a patent lawyer. They make retarded amounts of money (from what I hear). Just only apply for phd programs in countries with enough money to fully fund you (i.e. USA, switzerland, England, etc.)

Lmao just steal niglets from trampolines in the hood and enslave them.
They forgot their old names in like 2 or 3 years.

>>52511841
>and do a Phd in biology
I have no background in biology, I can't do a Phd in Biology

>>52510989
You either sell our you'll get suicidazed, friend. Or they'll hire a child actor and get you pedophile charges. You think you can build your own company and mark cuckerverg will welcome competition with open arms? You better sell, kid. These billionaires ain't not joking when it comes to business