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You just know

>>52486963
It's true

so grippy she'll snap your cock off

>>52486963
>time wasting question
>lust inducing picture

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD

>>52487237
yknow I’ve been victim to many lustful OP posts but this isn’t one of them

>>52486963
>he doesn’t know

>>52486963
She grips

>>52487053
>>52487301
She be gripping??

>>52487301
>>52487320
sometimes.. only when I am pooping

>>52487265
I don't know anon.. after reading her thoughts on the Chinese Imperial harem and how she let "alpha males" fight for who get to plow her on that given afternoon.. she is starting to grow on me.

>>52486963
Goblins have the strongest grip stat of any race in cryptocurrency. Caroline reached level 40 goblin years ago and chose ratclaw as her class specialisation, ratclaw receives a +40% power to her grip strength which is increased to +60% when leader is in sight (SBF).
Those dark elves both lost 12 vigor that day because they underestimated her grip strength. Onlookers say such a flurry has not been seen to this day.

>>52487384
The mythical chipmunk grip that makes even the most alpha of men fight for a 1/10 uggo... I kneel...

yes

>>52487384
you are weak
>verification not required

>>52487489
uoohhh.. my sweet wood nymph.. uoooh my sweet Caroline.. when the winter's snow thaws and the frogs crawl back into the Earth you will return to my grip...

Slippity grippity hop
The chippity-munk on you cock
Pinning the weasel, with just a squeeze she'll
clamp down and make your dick pop

>>52487489
but why

>>52487384
She really is the opposite of how like 90% of people on here pretended and fantasized. It's pretty funny.
>do u guys think shes a vergin hehehe
>i wonder if shes evr had a bf heh. maybe that could be me and we could ike talk crypto and stuff hehehe
Meanwhile she's literally doing 9 v 1 gangbangs and has herpes.
What a world. The simulation's writers have outdone themselves this time.

>>52488532
generally speaking, really beautiful and attractive women have less sexual partners than fat and ugly ones. they cause resentment instead of feeling it
I hooked up with a fatty tumblr girl once that confessed to having 28 sex partners…at 20 years old

>>52486963
you mean what they say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is?

>>52488608
>I hooked up with a fatty tumblr girl once that confessed to having 28 sex partners…at 20 years old
I get the impression that if every girl was truthful about this she'd be on the low end of the spectrum.

>>52489090
they accumulate so much damage from screwing tons of dudes. so they have to repress the bad experiences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69q8PGIvGNM

Yes

So how does one get an imperial chinese harem?

>>52489557
Yes, it's actually amazing sometimes to hear the cope that women can come up with to twist the truth into whatever makes them feel better about themselves.

>>52487237
>Lusting after Caroline
What's wrong with you?

Can we all agree she is the definition of 2/10?

>>52487489
So like....no link?

>>52492158
god damn dekachin

Where the porno?

>>52486963
You just know

>>52492158
problem with this pic is he makes it about "pretty women" only. All women are like this, just ugly women can't actualize it to the same degree, so they "settle" earlier. They still tingle for chad. They still read 50 shades of grey. There is no magical unicorn "quality woman" who is not hypergamous. Dude roasted this "pretty woman" for being pretty, but really he's mad at women in general, and to be specific, hypergamy, and how there are no current social controls to limit it.

>>52492158
price discovery on zoomer pussy is dangerously close for these roasted whores :)

as a chad, seeing the utter downfall of most women around me and seeing through their trained-fake smiles to the rusting husk inside is so fucking exhilarating. What's really great now is that every single similarly-based male around me that I know is actively, in public, demonstrating how little they give a fuck about sensitivity and women's feelings lately more than I've ever seen before.

Like, women aren't entirely dumb - they see the writing on the wall. Pretty soon, I'm pretty sure that even the psycopaths on r9k are going to be getting their tips wet for the first time in their near-worthless lives.

How, as men, can we accelerate the roastification-post-wall-realization for our sisters out in these vicious streets?

PS: Wanna get a roasted whore REALLY upset? Bring up the age-old fact that they are literally a depreciating-asset :)

>>52492158
holy shit lol

>>52487384
>>52487489
>>52488532
Qrd?

>>52486963
>Is it true what they say?

Don't know, don't care.

>>52486963
What is the charge? Robbing a goy? A succulent crypto goy?

>>52486963
soul snatchin' head game

>>52492158
Makes me lel every time.

>>52492158
>>52493084
>>52493552
This person actually killed herself too

I'm not sure what to think of the binance guy.
Was the chink based for ripping of the FTT bandaid and causing what happened. I saw in some vid the only possibly criminal thing he might have been doing is violating sanctions against russia and iran.
That kinda makes him based in my book I guess?
What do yoy guys think of him?

>>52493071

Still hot woman are on ultra easy mode. They have it so easy that they fuckup their lives multiple times and still always get chances to recover

>>52493079

>As a chad

>>52493635

Based

>>52493635
(And that's a good thing!)

>>52487294

>>52486963
Another goatse girl thread...

>>52486963
is her porn going to be with these gentlemen?

>>52487053
She has that Hung Fu Grip

>>52493635
Was it in the news?

Can anybody post her erotic fanfiction pasta?

>>52493635
actually?

>>52487237
>>52490090
It’s exactly what she wants.
> Money is nice, but it’s so abstract; it’s some numbers on a piece of paper. I’m way more motivated by things like revenge, or the desire to prove that I was right, or making guys think I’m attractive

>>52495436
Mung Fu Gap

>>52493635
nah gonna need a link to the obituary otherwise fuck your lame ass trolling

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>>52486963

>>52486963

>>52498361
>"black box"
Fuck your black box
I WANT BLACK COCKS
NOW!

>>52488532
nerdy """"shy"""" ugly girls like this alameda bitch are ALWAYS disgusting whores, it's like they've never realized that men will fuck anything and they genuinely believe they are just strong independent wamens getting as much sex as they want. I've met a tonne of these bitches and you can never go back to idealizing or respecting women once you realize even the ugliest nerd-girls are taking it up the ass from 3 different men a week

>>52498383
imagine if caroline let's them both fuck her and she conceives 2 babies at the same time

>>52498718
Imagine if you had the faintest clue what forum you were in.

>>52487470
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52486963
Always was.

>>52487237
someone likes pinning the weasel

captcha: M G0X DK

>>52488532
yea lol
>shes just like us
no shes not, none of them are

>>52486963
the bruises on the knees say it all