/biz/ - Business & Finance

I post frogs

>I analyze sales
>I automate things
>I record blockchains
wooaaaah........

I make porn

I fix airplanes.

I neet

>>52465501
I buy coins

i got this snow clearing job starting soon. just plowing snow by hand. i think it will be nice since i like working alone.

I do IT

i save children in africa, does that count

>>52465571
No, too many words

>>52465586
I help niggers

sneed

I develop CRM

>>52465501
code monkey

>>52465501
real jobs are hard and pay shit

>>52465501
Abosolute cope from Manlets and blue collar boomers and cattle realising what’s happened to them.

>>52465632
That's 5 words

>>52465569
and what is "it" anon?

i drive

>>52465501
i suck dick
guess not

I inspect welds

Lot of data miners online today.

Sage in all fields

>>52465528
>"analyze"
>"automate"
>"record"
>using unclear verbs that need more explaining to describe your job
bullshit job

>>52465501
I fix cars

>>52465501
I design buildings
simple as

>>52465716
Masturbation

>>52465540
Based A&P bro. Currently in school to get my license

I collect blood

I'm happy, everyone's happy

>>52465501
I have sex

>>52465501
I am a currently unemployed person with a severe case of morning woods, i frequently masturbate to 2d female or female looking troons Japanese style cartoons.

>>52465501
I make slides

>>52465501
i rape women for profit

>>52465501
I work in a Fab.
Damn, My job is bullshit.

I fart hard.
>CAPCHA:YTSTD

>>52465501
I predict weather

>>52465560
Good for you, my old electrician teacher made a lot by doing that.

>>52465540
Sup Nick

>>52465501
I buy Bitcoin.

>>52465540
Oh shit, QA is walking around. Better put your phone away and whip out the TO.

I feed sneeds.

>>52465501
I drill wells.

>>52466259
LOL

No one buys BTC anymore

>>52465528
>I procure consumable marine life
Fishing confirmed bullshit

I delete shitposts (for free)

>>52466393
I triple (his) pay.

>>52465501
I do nothing

>>52466362
Like I said, I do.

Yes, I can describe my profession in 2 words. (In some other languages even 1 word would be enough)

what kind of boomer nonsense comic is this

like how would 3 word something like a oil refinery worker without vastly oversimplifying it into something like 'I make oil' which is so retarded I almost didn't even want to type it out

>>52465501
I suck dick

>>52465975
>this nigga needs clarification on the word "automate"
have fun being the fisherman guy in this meme after your caretaker parents die and stop providing for you, it's all you're equipped for

I shelve books.
Still a pretty bs job.

>>52465501
I browse 4chan

>>52466512
FBI

Cybersecurity and holding MATIC. These are my jobs anon.

>>52466403
T-thank you Anon

I deal with complaints

>>52466460
>I extract oil

>>52465528
>I dick about on a computer pretending to be important but am actually just a cog in a machine i don't even understand.
is this what you mean, anon?

>>52465501
I'll take Graeber's definition of bullshit jobs over this hopeless misunderstanding of his work.

I make money

drive a folklift. Tdlr only part of the job but usually is enough to shut people up asking.

I talk clients
I write requirements
I manage developers
I prioritize work
I make reports
I deliver project
Please save me

As long as I get paid, I couldn't not care less.

I take photos.
Someone give me a soijack that's appropriate for my post.

>>52469083

Second oldest profession

>>52469123
Thanks anon.

>>52465501
I fist cows

Good money fisting cows

i build roofs

I photograph donated merchandise

its a bullshit job and I'm going to get fired.

>>52465975
>"catch"
>doesn't even tell his fish per hour or catching methodology, needs more explaining
bullshit job, guy is probably homeless and eats tuna out of a can

>>52465501
Bullshit jobs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kehnIQ41y2o

>>52465501
I fix computers

I masturbate copiously

i weld steel

I get money

>>52465501
Male asswiper

>>52465501
I lay pipe

>>52465501
I suck dicks

>>52465501
I deliver parcels

>>52465501
No, my job is absolutely pointless and complete bullshit

kill kikes

I write software

i give needles and narcan to people who inject drugs and help them get into treatment

>>52465540
My cousin does this, I doubt you are him tho, no way he would know about this secret club

>>52465540
Nice. I break airplanes.

i sneed post

>>52465501
I get disabilitybux

>>52465501
I rob graves

>>52465716
your mom

I work in HR
>castizo male fully aware of probably being part of the diversity quota
>right winged but I’ve ALWAYS kept my power level hidden

>>52465975
>need more explaining
Nigger, you are contsrained to three words, the first of which is "I".
Do you genuinely believe that a fishing boat only employs people who "catch fish"?

>>52465501
I make documents

>>52473009
based. how is work treating you within this female dominated area?

>>52471636
Based

>>52467742
You forgot to stick the word "I" at the start
BULLSHIT JOB

>>52465501

Import-Export stuff

>>52465501
I acquire and kill aquatic life forms and then proceed to sell them for consumption.

Shit I have a bullshit job.

>>52465501
I install pipes.

>>52473078
When people ask me this bro all I can say is “it’s complicated”… I end up having to come up as soft and usually I never say what I truly think; it’s all a facade to be honest.

The corporate world is the most toxic passive aggressive bureaucratic gay ass aspect you can see in every business and it’s getting worse… lmao I’ll just milk the sector as much as I can and fill my bags while I’m at it

>>52473009
Literal bullshit job. The test seems to work

>>52473336
>I make documents
Bitch even I have to fuck with word and excel.. I have to come up with letters and shit like you wouldn’t believe

>>52465975
Almost like saying "I work"

I review construction plans.
Oh n-

>>52465501
real in the sense of providing value? no

>>52465501
>if you have a job that a retard can do, it's a real job bro!

Some of the biggest cope I've seen.

I implement value increasing decisions across international lines of business, tracking KPIs and other metrics for continual improvement to increase value provided to shareholders and am compensated handsomely for my work. I will not reduce it to three words because I can't. It's the opposite. People who can reduce their job to three words, are the ones with bullshit jobs and can be cut, exported, and substituted accordingly.

>>52465501
I wash dishes

>>52465501
I manage money

>>52466136
kek

>>52465501
I sell drugs.
I sell sex.
I kill People.

>>52473336
It's an idiocy test. Anyone who believes more ambivalent language means a realer job is an idiot.
But I'm just coping because "I design oilfield equipment" so my job is bullshit

>>52465501
I build fridges

I poo and pee

I sell alcohol and lottery. Fairly waigie cagey but I'm comfy where I'm at. I'm not trying to go back to school for anything unless it's a trade apprenticeship.

>>52465501
damn this thread is still alive?

>>52465540
Based, I fuel airplanes

I smoke weed

>>52465501
I
NUCLEAR
REACTOR

I control people.

>>52465975
>I catch fish
How? Longlining? Drag net? Cast net?
"Catch" is an unclear verb that needs explaining, you have a bullshit job

I weld

>>52477422
>I react nuclearly

ez

>>52465501
I smoke weed

>>52465501
I teach Trading. HumbleQuant.tech

>>52465501
I sell stocks.

>>52465501
Yes and I hate it. I hate them

I hate jews

I go to college


and fail in it

I mine coal.

>>52465511
Shadilay on those numerals, fren.

>>52473268
>The corporate world is the most toxic passive aggressive bureaucratic gay ass aspect you can see in every business and it’s getting worse
Jesus... It would drive me nuts. How do you manage not going full AR15 on these uppity fags?
t. blue collar mestizo working with redpilled whites

>>52465501
Why is this bot thread still up?

I datamine /biz/

I collect gibs

>>52465501
Literally any job can be summed up in 3 words.
>"I create enterprise level network designs to establish nationwide circuits from one end of the country to the other"
to
>"I design networks"
That picture is just cope for rednecks.

I manage people.

>>52465501
I shitpost and i NEET

>>52477659
>Jesus... It would drive me nuts. How do you manage not going full AR15 on these uppity fags?
In all honesty bro it's my dreams that fuel my patience and willingness to work lmao

I research property.

Can you describe her job in thre words?

>>52465501
I don't work.

>>52478513
>workforce director
got it in two for you

>>52465540
I fix trains

>>52478588
Which means?

>>52465501
I lick Jeff Bezos boots clean and thank him for his generosity. Occasionally I write code

>>52465501
i make sure there is graduate-student diversity at a major university's college of engineering.

I'm a Mexico

>>52465501
I bully Africans.

is staking ETH and BIT considered a job?
it racks in around $2k so technically it should be considered one no?

>>52478600
it's the person taking decisions as far as hiring, transfers (to meet the business expectations) and also working in projects along the lines of recruitment and headcount management

Suicidal IT Guy

>this and that
Yes.

>>52465501
Systems Admin

I admin systems.

HVAC prints money

>>52465501
I build networks.

>>52465501
I build apps.

>>52465540
I code airplanes

>>52465501
no

https://twitter.com/i/status/1362147691191554049

>>52465501
>"I manage property"
probably not really, but, yes really

>>52465501

i make slides

>>52466132
Grats on the best post in a thread that makes no sense, and just serves to prove OP has a low intellect.

>>52465501
i suck cock

>>52465501
Truck Driver

I make money

>>52465501

I solve problems

Gay for pay

>>52465501
I collect welfare

>>52466379
lmfao

i wrangle tards

Not even I know what the fuck it is that I do at my job, what a joke the current world is

I hate niggers

Never had a job.
Never will.
Deal with it.

>>52483859
Based. Never listen to the people who say to get a job. Never listen to what women want. Jobs are unnatural and a psyop.