/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lmao, literally Luna 2.0

>>52461052
And the stupid goys will fall for it AGAIN.

>>52461052
He's lying, that's not what happened. He totally glosses over how he lent all his money to his market maker that was taking huge losses. I hate this lying rat so much it hurts.

>>52461052
Where is he getting this liquidity?
He already stole everything FTX had. He won't even get to his "next try" as he will be getting semt to jail way before that

>>52461052
I feel like crypto will never be legitimized and get real institutional adoption until someone who pulls some shit like this gets murdered by someone they scammed.

>>52461069
God damn, we're going to have to deal with months of FTT-classic shilling, aren't we?

>>52461052
are they just letting him get away with this? this can't be fucking real.

I'll have whatever this dude is smoking.

>>52461077
>>52461052
SBF if you're reading this every single american wants your head.
Come home and do 25 years prison time and we will allow you to go clean toilets
If you open an exchange I'll do absolutely everything in my power to destroy it like I did a few weeks ago.
I'm not kidding.

>>52461052
>biden sends $38B to ukraine
>sam finds $10B
Sam is the savior of crypto

>>52461052
I guess that means he got the all clear and confirmation that he is not going to jail?

>>52461107
He'll convince the FTX baggies to give him even more money for the hope it'll unlock their bags.
Same old scams, some old tricks. And still they'll fall for it.

>>52461135
You must be the first legit ftx baggie i saw in 10 days

>>52461052
Sam is legitimately a good trader he just got too cocky and went too far on leverage. I'd back him on a second venture.

I forgive him. Lets goo. All in FTT. Pomp eeet

>>52461145
they dont send jews to jail. especially snivelling ones who hate goys. they'll sometimes send a jew to jail if he scammed other jews and if they arent quite so snivelling. if they send this prime example of a snivelling jew to jail it will be as if they sent israel to jail

Based. Sbf needs to bankrupt more kike trusting retards and redpill more normies on the Jews while pump and dumping BTC. I rate FTX 1.0 a ten out of ten can't wait to do it again.

>>52461052
>>52461077
How has he not been detained yet?

>>52461190
You realize Madoff died in prison right?

>>52461178
This is all staged, all US users are getting their money back in full.
Already said too much, mossad is en route to my locatio

>>52461279

Midterms is causing Congress to be slow, and they are still holding hearings about what bitcoin is. Once they figure that out they'll start talking about bitcoin exchange bank regulations for FY 24. The jew probably didn't commit any crimes, because cypto is funny money that is not backed by any guarantees or assets.

Can we talk about how FTX was the second biggest donor to the democratic party in the last election behind the George Soros organization?

>>52461052
>AND I'D DO IT AGAIN

>>52461325
The FTX co-CEO donated millions to the GOP too.

>>52461052
IN REAL LIFE

>>52461325
Is that supposed to be surprising? Blue Team is basically seen as "The Good Guys", so donating to them is the same thing as donating to the Federal Government.
Given the open level of corruption in American politics, it is no surprise a person with his level of aspirations would attempt to grease the DC Machine...

>>52461288
you realize he scammed several big shot jews right?

>>52461123
Kikes are probably drooling over that possibility, then they'd have moral justification for completely centralizing crypto and outlawing defi and un-cucked exchanges so they can see where every penny goes and every account has to be tied to a valid SS# and digital ID. Honestly seems like they're trying to draw out his arrest and prosecution for as long as possible to give the angry scamees as much lead time as possible

>>52461052
>He's gonna run the scam AGAIN.
>And the stupid goys will fall for it AGAIN.
I'm here for the show, let's go.

>>52461279
he's jewish

>>52461288
That only happens to jews who rip off other jews. Bunch of zionist orgs and jew charities got wrecked by madoff. Not to mention all the individual jews who invested.

>>52461138
Astute observation, my good sir

>>52461185
This is my attitude

>>52461052
biz dumps on reddit one more time

>>52461052
Did he ever address secretly funneling ftx money to his cumdumpster?

I thought this faggot was "detained" how the fuck is he tweeting?

>>52461052
He will be in jail for 20 years before any of this happens

>>52461131
Lawyers, anon. Lawyers at the breakfast table.

Why aren't his lawyers breaking his thumbs to prevent him tweeting this shit?

>>52461052
>>52461077
>>52461279
How the FUCK is this happening right now?
>1) WHAT
>2) IS
>3) HAPPENING

>>52461077
Holy shit he’s making all of this all about himself where he thinks he can swoop in as the savior and redeem all of the people’s money that he stole from. And he was the Democrat’s largest donator whew lad, one in the same I guess. Everyone who trusted him deserves to lose everything they had

>>52461323
Fraud is still a crime.

>>52462029
I heard SBF dad is pretty upset over this. Lost a lot of face since his son is a fraudster, gonna be hard to show his face around Stanford kek.

>>52462128
no fraud. just a hidden, poorly labeled internal bank-related account.

>>52461138
Infuckingdeed

>>52462161

Kek, oh man our bad trades wiped out all our equity. Oh, thank god I found this account with the extra 10 billion we had in reserve I forgot about, let’s double down on that trade.

A coincidence of kikes.

>>52462128
>Fraud is still a crime.
only if youre not protected by the political elite.
keep voting the same people.
keep voting democrats.

8 billion in liquid? Didn’t he see someone stole it all off ftx the other day?

So basically the Jews told him he’s not going to jail so he thinks he just needs to manipulate r3dditors into thinking it was all a big misunderstanding and move on.
The jews will run stories for him too, and reddit will end up believing it. Guarantee he makes a come back and picks up the pieces.

>>52462268
bro thats a negative. negative 8 bn

>>52461135
kek baggie

He doesn’t seem too worries about the fact that someone stole all his money lmao. And if he took it why doesn’t he just give it back. Does this kike think he’s fooling anyone

>>52461135

>>52462284
hes the modern day jordan belfort, but he's his own category. in the future there will be a leonardo di caprio movie directed by Scorse where he's sitting on a beanbag chair smirking, smoking a cigar watching his gf twerking to a synth wave tune while the room flashes blue and red

>>52461345
real life minecraft

>>52461134
Meth? Stay away from that buddy

>>52461279
Jews Never Lose.

>>52461180
GTFO, he could see the trades in advance and STILL MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP. Meanwhile CZ is the phantom bitcoin whale dodging murder at every meal.

>>52461131
He donated 400 million to politicians before he "lost" it all.

He'll be fine.

>>52461181
Hahahaha... And you dumb yanks thought Trump was the problem.


You got raped so hard by the elite controlled Democrats.

>>52461052
>>52461077
lol no one wants this regulation pushing faggot to be influential in crypto again

>>52461131
He's a rich kike AND a CIAnigger, what were you expecting?

>>52461052
and there's nothing you can do about it

>>52461123
>gets murdered by someone they scammed
will you be the neet to do it?

>>52464042
They Operated a Sex Cult in the bahamas.

>>52464042
what's the blue D logo?

>>52464250
Democrat Party