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52370087 No.52370087 [Reply] [Original]

so whats our next big grift

>> No.52370105

>>52370087
$WHACKD

>> No.52370107

>>52370087
Getting blacks to pick cotton again

>> No.52370129

>>52370087
bottomless condoms

>> No.52370202

>>52370087
at times like this it’s always spreading “it’s over” fud to wash out normalfags

>> No.52370219

Catgirls

>> No.52370605
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>>52370087
Continue telling normies it's over for 3-6 more months.

Following that, tell them the next 3-6 months are a dead cat bounce.

Next, you get them to put in "just a little" into BTC and ETH so they see sudden 20-30% gains on the regular.

Then, you tell them they missed out on the massive BTC/ETH returns this cycle but they can still make it with (((obvious scam coin like dog bat, but less obviously a scam)))

Then wait for them to naturally go all-in and get their friends and family involved since they want recognition for what a savvy little investor they are.

And then finally, we have our exit liquidity. And then the cycle starts anew.

>> No.52370615

Sex

>> No.52370633

>>52370087
Acooooomulating btc and xmr under 20k
Then looking at it and feeling nice

>> No.52370743

>>52370605
Brilliant. Well said. There is no grift that can compare to getting people to buy fake assets.

>> No.52370822
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>>52370087

4chan doesn't grift (excluding the pajeets). True 4chan Voluntarists and NatSocs do not scam each other. Leave the scamming to the Reddit assholes and normie retards.

We will use their scams against them. Twist their evil around and destroy them with their own vile filth.

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>>52370087
Who you calling a grifter?

>> No.52370997

>>52370087
give it a year for the new scammers to think of ideas and emerge.

>> No.52371469

>>52370822
kek you're a newfriend if you believe this

>> No.52371564

>>52370087
eth shitcoins 2023 will be sideways year perfect recipe for some 50x-100x on uni !

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>>52370087
So it's like a gloryhole except you have it at home and it connects to VR. You stick your dick in and it renders your dick in a VR space which other players connect to. The other player has a dildo connected to the system which your dick is rendered on (note different sizes are available to ensure graphical fidelity). They can then suck their VR dildo which is actually a controller that syncs up to the glory hole you have stuck your dick into. It won't feel exactly like a blow job but with science we can get close. The main thing is it allows for anonymous WFH prostitution. We can then build an in-game economy where users deposit currency in exchange for tokens that can be spent on blowjobs. Users can earn and hold these tokens which will increase in value exponentially as VR tech reduces in price. We would act as custodians for the tokens held on our system with a 1:1 reserve, but what we can then do is invest these funds in safe and stable dogcoins to earn a profit in the background. It's a literally foolproof business.