/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52366254
Based
I keep them on my old school runescape ignore list in code

>>52366254
I store them in a .txt file on my desktop called passwords.txt

>>52366254
I memorize it

I keep mine written on the inside of an old toilet paper roll

>>52366316
giga based
>>52366254
I wrote all of mine down on an old paycheck envelope

>>52366254
I store them in my butt hole

you guys have passwords?

I told one word to each one of my friends, the order is based on best friend to worst friend. Obviously, I told my worst friend the wrong word, because fuck that guy. He's my friend but also an asshole. And yes, he did once grief my minecraft house.

>>52366316
I am a cuck and kept them stored in a fire proof safe and are metal engraved and coded in such a way that only I can understand

>>52366254
ah, so plaintext. thank you anon

>>52366316
incredibly based

>>52366471
>booby traps
>assuming the book contains the key

i have 3 envelopes with copies of all my passwords and keys. Hidden in 3 locations. I have 10+ wallets including 4 hardware wallets

>>52366254
I sent mine to binace because keys are safu.

I buried mine 15 miles deep into a national forest, engraved onto a metal sheet vacuumed sealed 3 times and completely surrounded in epoxy resin in a lead container.

>>52366254
Mine are tattooed in a circular formation around my asshole and translated into chinese

>>52366424
Too bad. Niggers will crack your skull open for nothing and in the unlikely scenario you survive you'll remember none of them and wish you didn't live in the first place.

>>52366662
Ni Hao

I have my seed phrases engraved in a small diamond that's implanted in my spine.

>>52366254
I have mine screencapped on a pic in my phone. Nobody is coming for my magic internet tokens...

My gf was keen to keep the phrase for me and since she has my full trust I gave it to her obviously

>>52366254
kek, good luck anon.

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>>52366254

I branded my seed phrase on my wife’s ass

>>52366877
tyrone thanks you for the money

You idiots. Post-contemporary physics ascertain that information of ANY KIND
>cannot be destroyed ever
so I literally keep my private keys in the universe.
Still unsafu.

>>52366843
does she keep it next to your chastity cage key?

>>52366316
Fellow passwords.txt patrician

I keep mine encrypted but I usually leave it open in the background days at a time and my pc is never off

I actually have no idea what my private keys are. That way nobody can torture me or blackmail me for them. FUNDS ARE SAFU.

>>52366877
Bad move, that is like the most visited place on earth

>>52367191

>>52366254
I sent my wallet key to my dead frind to his LoL account as a massage

>>52366254
i use the "world's most common password" for everything
that way if i forget i just google it

>>52366527
sounds like a lot of work for shitcoins that may be worthless in a few yrs.

>>52366410
>friends
Now I know you’re larping

>>52366877
I was wondering what those words meant

>>52366471
>implying it’s not written on the wall with red stone dust

my bathroom tiling is a giant QR code which is my seed phrase. I have to sit on the toilet with a fishy lens to scan it.

I keep all of my coins in my binance account because they are not ran by a scheming jew

>>52366877
Nice assist, bro

>>52367099
You buffoon. Information is subject to entropy as is everything else for the mere fact that it exists.

>>52366254
What private keys ?

>>52366316
Had a friend who works on banking that had a .txt file with all is password on it on his desktop, no joke

Mine are stored as Pokemon Aliases on my computer in Pokemon yellow.
>>52366254
i'll stringdump your world. easy.

>>52369173
Gov/Corp password policies can be really fucking stupid and they won't let you install a password manager for it. So your options are use the same password for everything (doesn't really work with differing rules / expiration timeframes), write passwords on sticky notes (easy to lose, annoying to keep track of), or keep them in a text file and update them when they expire and copy paste them when needed.

When I was a glown I kept all my passwords in a txt file too, because I needed to keep goddamn 20 passwords for different systems.

>>52369529
I was talking about his personal passwords on his personal desktop, saying he works on banking was just to mention that he should be aware about security

>>52369586
Well that's silly, he should have just stored them in his browser, then. Autofill is way more convenient. Still, not surprising. Lots of people SHOULD know about security, but 99% of people simply don't get it. They see those rules as arbitrary annoyances, they don't really have a security mindset. It's the same reason people hold the door for their coworkers instead of making them badge in, letting in people who "forgot their badge", who don't check with security about delivery/maintenance people, etc.

I encoded my pkey into mRNA strand and snuck it into the vax.
The establishment will disappear anyone attempting to research it yet it's ubiquitous throughout billions of people, so I'll never lose it and it's protected by the largest might the world has ever seen.

Are you all brainlets or something? Not hard to remember your phrase guys ffs

>>52366254
I don’t hold any crypto

>>52369173
if you pair that with common sense I guarantee you he is more secure than you think.

>>52366920
>>52367404
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