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And in this day, I am euphoric.

>>52340961
>*ahem* Fuck bobos

NASDAQ +6%

Kek a 00/08 style crash is 100% coming within a year.

I want the name of the organization who sent shills yesterday to give us bad advice. I want to be able to opportunistically fuck with them whenever I encounter them in the future.

Is AMZN the most diversified company in the stock market?

>>52340940
That just makes it even more untrustworthy

Again I lament and ask why did I let you faggots convince me not to buy SOXL when it was six fucking dollars? Because you called me a tranny? Why did I miss out on fucking 50% gains and probably 10x after that in a couple years.

with the gap up and crab, I feel like it'll be a slow bleed back to plus 2% for the day

Markets are BUSSIN this morning no cap

WE GAAN

>>52341000
checked but sorry i don't trust children that unironically post 'kek'

>>52341016
I got big bags at $6 burgerdollars
I am ready to cum

>>52341018
Well, of course. Too much retail bought at open. They need to shake them out and reload on higher volume before we pump up.

daily inflation nowcasting

just rubbing it in edition

the market was supposed to crash after the midterms

>>52341018
Yeah it kind of seems like all the insiders already got their market manipulation all sorted and we exhausted buyers in the middle of the fucking night, huh.

Oh fuck yes. Gonna buy so many puts

>>52341016
This rally is retarded and SOXL will be $6 again. Fundamentals are still pretty bad.

>>52341044
OH SHIT IT IS NO LONGER A FLAT LINE

>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER
>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER
>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER
>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER
>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER
>I AM NOT A DEGENERATE GAMBLER

>>52341003
>I want the name of the organization who sent shills yesterday to give us bad advice. I want to be able to opportunistically fuck with them whenever I encounter them in the future.

DASH
W
JBLU
NFLX
SHOP
INTC
SAM

youre gonna want to long all of these

I have financially recovered.

>beartards still 100% sure a 6% gap up on amazing news is in fact, a bad thing
Keep holding those puts.

>>52341065
Buddy..

SPY just hit 390, the strongest resistance. If we blast past that it is time to go full bull mode

my Michael Gayed algo got back in last month
based on Lumber v Gold, Utilities v Total Market and SP500 200 day SMA and of course his leverage for the long run papers https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=2224980
pastebin of it, https://pastebin.com/YHgyuTJK
if 3 are bearish then it sells, if 2 are bullish it buys in
i'm still kind of skeptical of it tbqdesu but not horrible results
starting in 2009 (that's as far as tradingview data goes) :
buy and hold SP500: 216% (max drawdown 37%)
algo switching between cash and UPRO: 1730% (max drawdown 34%)
note: most of his papers say to go to bonds as a risk off but i never got around to figuring the tradingview scripting out enough to do more than a buy/sell of one ticker

>>52341067
I think it's hilarious that you're so adverse to this concept. You could really do yourself a favor by just not responding,bitch, but I know you won't take that advice because you're a vindictive little stupid faggot.

>>52341065
Why doesn't goyhood make wallets so people can transfer puts or calls to a friend as a gift or payment for something like they do with scam coins?

>>52340997
>>52340989
>>52340965
I don't know shit about dick so I just wanted to be a responsible goy and watch the number slowly tick up until 2060

At least I have some SPY/BRK.B to offset the losses on this VTTSX scam but God fucking damn it, I could be in the black and I'm not

>>52341018
jpmorgan and ilk predicted +/- 6% depending on CPI

>>52341098
You're mentally ill

look at the five min spy, slowly stepping down

Someone please name the organization that sends marketers (i.e. glowfaggots and shills) here to manipulate us out of making good trades.
The benefit of doing so is that I will fuck with them for the rest of my life.

I was arguing with 10 retards yesterday about the dollar and yields topping. Some guy said we would be down 4% today or something. Go look at the dollar and yields today. The time to get bearish again is when the consensus on this shitty general turns full bullish, like it did after the june bottom

now? Just relax. VIX is to 20. Enjoy the Christmas ride while bonds and equities begin to decouple. Me? I'll be ordering some early christmas gifts with the 19k I made today. Maybe take tomorrow off too (:

>Beyond Meat up nearly 20% despite terrible earnings
this is probably the most retarded shit i've seen all year

>>52341116
>predicted
You mean knew,right?

>>52341126
Did you really never read at least the one chapter about Mr. Market?

Jannies how about deleting the insane people as well as the shitposters

>>52341109
again,
just to be sure.
did you check if it was YOUR retirement that they were talking about?

>>52341098
literally fumin

>>52341126
holy shit it's literally just smiggers defending/shilling their position of choice. most retail was bearish going into CPI.

>>52341109
>VTTSX
mutual fund prices aren't updated until EOD. you're looking at yesterday's price.

>>52341126
Cia has 100s of front companies, foundations, think tanks, NGO's, etc. So who knows

>CPI led by surging goods inventories

Ahh yes this will be good for equities I am sure

greenest days in forever- TQQQ acts like a bitch.

>>52341138
>>Beyond Meat up nearly 20% despite terrible earnings
so is six flags
so was coinbase

>>52341143
Yeah and marketers. And glowfaggots.

tempted to average down on my tsla puts here

>>52341138
>that poomp
Holy shit, society is NOT healing

>>52341096
>starting in 2009
Into the trash

>>52341165
It's just you and your deranged mind, I feel sorry for the fact that your family has to deal with you

>Carvana up 25%
Still down big YTD, but lmao

>>52341143
>no ironic shitposting chud

>>52341116
Why not both today

I bought a lot of puts today..

Arkk
Carvana
Rivian
Soxl

>>52341177
Why do you assume my family has to deal with me?
Also, what is your boss' name?

>>52341157
Well? The market is up. Clearly it doesn't matter.

>>52341178
It's a back up the garbage truck kind of day.

>>52341178
>demand down
>used car prices going down
>GUYS WE BEAT PREDICTED INFLATION BY 0.2% TIME TO PUMP
lol
lmao even

what are the implications of a
>50/50 seante
>GOP house majority
for US politics?

asks in europoor

>>52341162
sounds like you need the forbidden 5QQQ

>>52341192
what expiry?
the logic of inversing a huge pump like this is solid, except we're at 52 week lows so you're still shorting the bottom

So did the market just forget about it's dump yesterday? Also after Jerome's recent rate hike we have now blown past the last peak. Unless the economy is actually fixed it can only go down. Makes zero sense.

If you had to put together 3 funds, what would you put into these three ticker names?
MUMU
BOBO
SNIB

Bros look at NAIL go

>>52341175
his papers have data back to 1928 if you want some autistic levels of justification
nigger

>>52341219
yes, obviously
just imagine the debt fueled spending spree that'll happen this christmas season

Anyone else having their sleep get absolutely fucked by the market lately? I had a dream last night that I got in trouble for a good faith violation... and earlier this week I had a nightmare where Jerome Powell and Chuck Schumer made me dress up as a woman...
I am fucking losing it

>the whole market absolutely retard gigapumps because the news says it's crashing slightly slower than it was expected to
Is that how the economy works? Crashing slower means that the market shoots to the fucking moon? Is that how value is created? So if I say that an apple will rot in 11 days instead of 10, that means that my entire bushel of apples will sell out and people will be mobbing me trying to buy more?

DXY is getting fucked!

>>52341246
MUMU - SSO
BOBO - VOO
SNIB - SSO & VOO

>>52341248
why though?

>>52341246
mumu 10x bull etf
bobo 10x bear etf
snib crab etf

>>52341238
This runs on inflation peaking hopium and it might last until next CPI report like in June where it is either confirmed or deboonked

Man I was going to buy U as well
+30% today fuck me

Someone talk me out of buying QQQ puts

>>52341231
12/23

Absolute dumpster juice trash mooning 20% is gonna burn out fast.. people are gonna take profits and realize everything is honked

>>52341277
How to lose all of your money speedrun

>>52341263
the market is forward looking and there's a chance (probably small) that this is the peak inflation report

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/TIME-Magazine-Recognizes-Aeva-Aeries-II-4D-LiDAR-as-a-Best-Invention-of-2022/default.aspx

Who shorted the all time low yesterday hahaha

>>52341016
I think we're getting one more short but intense red period before the true return to green

>>52341262
those sound like fun dreams anon

lol at this market.
just opened calls on TBT.
absolute retards sending rates down

>>52341148
I truly don't know what you mean - I think the problem with it is there are just a bunch of shitty negative yielding bonds in the 2060 target

But, really, like I said, I don't know dick. I thought VTTSX was something I could throw money into and forget about it, but its been shoveling money into a firepit
>>52341154
Even if today might be green, I need to offload this shit so I stop getting so angry watching the asset I thought was the safest/most conservative tumble while the rest of my portfolio does fine

>>52341302
im looking at spy puts but it just gapped up 60 cents
theres tard strength in this pump today

>>52341263
yes

>>52341263
>Crashing slower means that the market shoots to the fucking moon?
Yes.
>Is that how value is created?
Yes, yes.
>So if I say that an apple will rot in 11 days instead of 10, that means that my entire bushel of apples will sell out and people will be mobbing me trying to buy more?
Yes, yes, yes.

Look at it like this.
>We have successfully pivoted from crashing pretty hard to crashing slightly lower.
>THE PIVOT WAS SUCCESSFUL
we're one day closer to rate cuts and le money printer go brrrr again.

BROS, look at NASDAQ-100 Computers Inc.
Okay seriously, was it the bottom?

>>52341262
I did when I thought going into leveraged ETFs was going to make me rich even though I'm a bona fide retard
I sleep much better now that I've retook the Boglepill

>b-but muh economy
WE'RE GOOOAN

>>52341302
We are pretty much done dropping. We have been going down for 11 WHOLE MONTHS coming out of a measly 10 year bull run. I think we are due to go up again.

averaged down on my tsla puts
probably should save some $ for the rope

Why is the U.S. dollar tanking this week?!

>>52341347
The bottom is in.

Thread theme
>https://youtu.be/w2xi6Qjv8mw

>>52341364
zoom out a little and you know the answer.
markets very rarely go up in a straight line indefinitely.

>>52341377
I can fix her

>libido is gone for the whole week
>I think something's fucked up with me
>check the market today
>get horny as fuck
god I want some cute woman to sit on my face so hard right now

>>52341248
yay, now im only down %50

>>52341325
vttsx is only 10% bonds.

>VTTSX was something I could throw money into and forget about it, but its been shoveling money into a firepit
the fact that you're able to buy while the market is down is a gift you dummy. you should be praying the market shits itself for the next 10 years while you continue to passively buy. you want your 401k high when you retire, not now.

IM FINANCIALLY HEALING. FUCK BOBO

>>52341275
I have no earthly idea.

Fuck off with the crabbing let’s see some fucking circuit breakers niggers

Just emptied my bowels

>>52341400
>horniness tied to stock market
must've had a calm year

new 10 year bull market starts today.

>>52341400
this market has made me completely sterile

>>52341398
>her
that's a Mark Zuckerberg clone in a wig

>>52341418
Glowfaggots moved their shit around already, so now we get to stare at dojis all week.

>>52341288
That's exactly what I'm thinking, sucks to lose money welp my fault in the end.

So what happened? Did the republicans secure the senate or something?

>>52341022
i take profits on mu weed stocks every chance i get. not sure i believe the hoax BS
>captcha NTM ATH

>>52341325
>I thought VTTSX was something I could throw money into and forget about it
that's a lie that brokers tell you
those timed retirement funds underperform without exception
you pay for your lack of research and diligence one way or another

>>52341223
Nothing gets done. Biden can’t advance his agenda of taxing big business to give it to brown people. Bullish.

Anyone else hold tost?
Pumping hard today and earnings are tonight.

UH OH

Lmao man I fucking hate bears today is great

>>52341488
Thanks for the tip, just bought some puts.

>>52341400
success in money and career can lead to testosterone increase
you're low T bro

TZA call anon are you still alive? last i saw he had $100k in calls

Well well well...
It looks like I won this battle. Today I made a $5 profit

>>52341518
Happy to help, best of luck.

>>52341238
>Unless the economy is actually fixed it can only go down. Makes zero sense.
Not particularly, no. It bounces up way before it's actually fixed. In fact, it bounces when even when there's nothing in the horizon to fix shit until months. This pic from march 2020 when every country was closing down is the perfect illustration of it.

>>52341408
You're unequivocally correct - but I'm unemployed at present and will probably need to pull some of my money out of my IRA. I guess you only need to pay a penalty on gains, and I don't have any, so no harm no foul
>>52341466
Lesson learned - When doing anything with ~8,000 dollars, do some fucking research. Gains from my other investments have canceled out the losses but this is a good lesson to learn while I'm young

WHATS GOING ON WHY IS UP 5%? DO I BUY EVERYTHING NOW?

390 is the roof on this fake and gay poomp.. today is wild

come on mr. banker, dump tsla so I can pay my cc statement this month

Skepticism from CNBC is bullish. Melt up confirmed. Watch and learn.

>>52341461
Disinflation is here. Money printer can go brrrr again.

Why do I feel like today is too euphoric and the real fear begins tomorrow?

>>52341539
that pic is from fed infinite money printer
there will be no fed infinite money printer this time, and historically the market actually does most of it's crashing after the pivot

>-267.90

ate my biggest loss ever. i was almost back to breakeven. now im back in the hole again.

anyways good lesson on gambling blindly. i should know better but still did it.

Sold my puts at opening bell.smfh
Didn't expect such a pump.

looking more and more like a buy tesla kind of day. One of the few things that hasn't already gone up 10% the last couple weeks. VIX drops a bit more you know hedgies are gonna slurp that up in hopes of improving their p/l for the year

>>52341544
buy puts

So Inflation went from 8.2 to 7.7% based on the CPI report.

Shame because now everything is up 5-20% in one day and I dont want to buy anything on bright green days. Guess I'll have to wait and hope we fade down a little bit to buy some positions. I'm scared to invest my money just to have it rug pulled due to some next news event. Buying on days like today always goes wrong for me...

Huge pumps usually precede crashes...

>>52341560
why didnt we watch or learn bros...

>>52341566
>there will be no fed infinite money printer this time
There won't be infinite money printing when they hiked enough to hike down by a lot? We don't have the same readings of the situation. The Fed is in excellent position right now. They have the means to print. Of course, if inflation continues to calm down in the next report. Then it's smooth sailing from there.

So what happens tomorrow?

>>52341364
the only way to save the economy is to fuck the dollar dead

WELL, since I'm getting absolutely ass blasted today I'm not gonna look at my port.
What should I eat for lunch? I live in a town of 2500 people.
My options are;
Chinese
Mexican
Two diners
Mcdonalds
Or gas station food (really good pizza tho)

>>52341539
>march 2020
You mean the gigaprinting that devalued the buying power of every major currency by -50%? The only way you're getting a V-shaped scam pump again is an another gigaprint which would turn the entire first world into collapsed Weimar states.

lower inflation this time means more reason for them to go with a 50BPS hike next month. lets fucking goooooooo

of course it now goes down lul

I wouldn't get too exuberant. We are already hitting a major resistance. We could bed barting, either way this looks like another bear market rally top.

"Crisis"... "recession"... "inflation"... turns out everything was a complete bull. All the European indices are not even -15% and most are close to just -10%. Everything was just a FUD. Nobody cares about Russia/Ukraine. Nobody cares about inflation. Nobody cares about housing prices. Just buy the dips and wait for a little while. The market always and inevitably goes only up. This is just too easy bros
Too bad I actually listened to bobosissies and now am getting shr3kt since I didn't buy. Boomers were right. Just buy the dip. Fuck this shit

>>52341604
It will prob come down lower for the next few months then skyrocket jan-feb, as the energy crisis comes to play

>>52341614
Gas station pizza for me

>1 data point shows sign of finally bucking a trend
>It's OVER! BUY BUY BUY!
>inflation still disgustingly high, you expect a soft landing
>next CPI its worse than ever
What do you think comes next?

Listen bozos, here at Axe Capital we are, as of today, buying all distressed assets in the OTM put industry. I want bids on every 3x levered inverse product out there we are calling mumus bluff right here and right now.

>>52341614
diners are based

>haven't seen this kind of rally since april 2020
And you know what happened that month. It marked the giga pump for the next year and a half.

>>52341624
no mumu!!
market rally means they won't stop tightening

>>52341604
pub hol tomorrow. pump again monday off the back of this rally

what happened to disney yesterday?

>>52341614
you should go buy some beef chuck and make a nice stew since the weather is cool and comfy

well im glad i got out of the bobo heemage. gonna focus on studying some swing trading. only a few books left to read then i can focus on the testing it on paper and live.

>>52341562
It's still at like 5% and they haven't even spent all of the 1.7 trillion from the build black better bill.

We're all taking advantage and dumping our bags in this fake pump, right?

>>52341653

main driver behind equity rally = dollar and yields dumping

dollar and yields price in what will happen MONTHS from now. Not tomorrow. So, 3 months from now. What do you think inflation will be? Will the fed be more hawkish or dovish? That's literally all that matters. (And the answer is dovish, as claims will be up and inflation will be down, leading to a PAUSE in rate hikes)

>>52341653
I lose all my money by doing the opposite of what would be best

4% premarket swings are good and healthy. TRUST THE EXPERTS

>>52341745
and then crab all day during market hours

Alright boys, what am I in for?

PUMP MY FUCKING BAGS YOU DOG KIKES YOU OWE ME MONEY AND SEX (WITH REAL JAPANESE WOMEN).

reminder +6% index days not very bullish or don't come after bullish times.

>>52341793
Fucking monsterous gainz

Natural gas short term price prediction?

>>52341745
I missed the 2020 market instead of this fuckery. Everything happens in pre-market.

>>52341807
This time is different,chud

>>52341793
>Expiring tomorrow
Madman. I don't like your odds but good luck

>>52341812
I think it will rise
Same thing with oil

>>52341807
well since we are in a bear market and recession that makes sense
haha

An amazing start to an utterly boring day. I’m going back to sleep.

>>52340961
>tf sitting on $15k cash pulled from account over a month ago to buy a motorcycle.
>Nobody wants to sell me a motorcycle.
>would've done something yesterday prior to the pump but instead I'm sitting on this dumb cash.

>>52341807
march 2009 was literally the bottom

>>52341812
Midterms are over, SPR draws are done, and winter is coming, so energy inflation's about to make a huge comeback.
This includes natural gas. Freeport is coming back online.

Tell me the republicans are winning the senate, I know they have the house, but hat of the senate?

SOXL +20%
this has to be the daily top

>>52341154
Just because I obviously don't know what I'm doing - If I put a sell order in now, will it sell at yesterday's price, or the updated price once the market closes? If I don't sell at EOD today, do I have to wait until EOD tomorrow?

I guess I may as well try to recoup a bit of these losses off a green day, but mutual funds confuse my tiny brain

BUY THE DIP TEAM WINS AGAIN

>>52341886
Can’t Biden just draw more from the SPR though?

so uh, everything is magically fine because inflation slowed... right? right?!

>0.4% monthly inflation without food/energy and the market is up 4.3%
this is pure bullshit.

>>52341881
the 08 ones are in the top 4.

>>52341266
Uptrend on the USDOLLAR is slightly different and barely holding right now

WHEN IS THE DUMP IM LOSING MY MIND

I'M GONNA PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>52341899
if you sell now, it will execute at the updated price once the market closes (or an hour or two after, it's not always instant). if you dont sell today, then you'll get tomorrow's EOD price.

>>52341934
Yeah this pump is really iffy but I'm not gonna not ride it.
Inflation came in lower, I'm going to ride it right until it starts petering out.

>>52341937
My take as well.

Well. I’m going to grab lunch early. I got a double quarter pounder w/ cheese calling me. The super size me diet is actually pretty kino. Buy TLRY tomorrow and don’t be a degenerate gambler

>>52341928
why? midterms are over

This market is so primed for any good news. Imagine when things actually get better. Over/under +6% on a Fed pivot?

>>52341946
the 08 ones weren't +6% days

>>52341963
Sorry Bobo today isn't your day

>>52341937

excluding shelter, core is actually down. Why exclude shelter? Because it is literally 12 months delayed. Meaning in REALITY CPI is much much lower than headline, but we won't see that for months because shelter/rent is extremely lagging.

You're wrong, sorry. It was an extremely bullish report. If you can't understand why, you need to learn/read more.

>>52341899
or you could just leave it as a constant reminder and lesson
it's pretty diversified so it will rise as the market does (eventually)
those are some of the best tickers to keep in your portfolio, MNMD for instance i will never sell because i always want to look at it and be reminded that biotech is trash on a regular and recurring basis
well worth the -80% it's currently at

>>52341928
Legally he has to refill what he's already drawn, and this deadlocked congress is not gonna be changing that law.

>>52341609
>7.6% cpi
>The Fed is in excellent position right now. They have the means to print
holy shit dude

can't believe I got greedy, bobros

>>52342016

>>52341991
yeah but the bottom came a year after them. we are just getting bigger and bigger rallies now.

Keep buying retards. You’ll be crying soon when everything crashes

>>52342003
this guy gets it. also they already told us they'll take lag into consideration with the last fomc minutes

>>52342027
its okay to get greedy you fuck up when you stay greedy

>>52342033
I stopped watching early in season two because it turned out literally every character on this show was an insufferable asshole.

CMON AMZN

Do i eat this put loss or not.

>>52342052
It already crashed retard. This was stupidly bullish report.

wish i had that burry bear market rally tweet. he talked about huge rallies once.

crash today when?
>>52342067
I'm in the same boat fren

>>52341934
Reminder that yellen lied in the summer and said savings was up

NEEEEWWW HIIIIIIGGGGGHHHS

>>52342060
can't believe I stayed greedy bobros

>>52342027
I'm still bearish overall but I decided not to play fortunately. This volatility would've rekt me

>>52340961
Anyone holding nail?

>>52341539
The 2020 lows had the multi trillion CARES and ZIRP and QEi to pump the market, made a lot more sense than this, what are we pricing in now, "only" a 50bps rise in Dec?

uh Bobobros, I just got home, what happened, what beheems us so?

>>52342069
look im not here to argue about gov statistics but a .01p drop in inflation does not command a rally like this but does show signs of rising interest rates working in the long run. the soft landing is in.

Im buying soxl calls

>>52342007
I'll probably do that, keep 5-10 shares of it to look at and see how much its underperformed the rest of my portfolio, and maybe someday get some green off of it
>>52341976
Much appreciated buddy - I'll probably sell today, I doubt tomorrow will be as green as today was, maybe I can get out at -8% instead of -12

>>52342118
you dont understand after 50 bepis we'll put rates back at 0 and print again

Cope, seethe, etc.

What are good oil stocks to look at right now?

I wonder if things will dump at Noon EST like it has lately

>>52342143
>you dont understand after 50 bepis we'll put rates back at 0 and print again
if this was the case why go through the whole ordeal of raising rates in the first place?
if inflation can be tamed in a year and then it's back to business as usual it doesn't seem like there's any intervention necessary at all.

Lmao cryptocucks

>>52342133
lol and where were you every other time when a .01p rise in inflation caused a month of daily dumping?

>>52342168
markets are forward looking, the fed removing 10 trillion in excess liquidity from the market to tame inflation is priced in
SPY 5k EOY

This market wide rally is signs that euphoria is still the over riding sentiment in the market. We primed to crash and those who deny that are stupid. Sold my calls, added to puts.

>>52342171
Oh yeah, I forgot, how is their giga Jew rugpull going?

What are the financial implications of me getting laid off today?

>>52342193
fed pivoot spy 6k eoy buy buy buy

>fed said it's now much less important of how fast to raise rates, but instead how long to keep them there
>now taking into account lagging effects of their policy
>october CPI print is very encouraging
>consecutive CPI prints showing a downtrend would be hyper bullish
i wouldn't want to be a bobo right now

>>52342193
Bearish for your income, bullish for alcohol consumption.

>In all seriousness, I'm sorry for your lots.

>>52342193
Time is money, they just gave you shitloads.

>>52342184
>markets are forward looking
bullshit meme

Friendly reminder that there's no fucking chance that the housing marker survives mortgage rates over 10 percect which we will get even with the current Fed "pivot".

>>52341890
They won't, and inflation wasn't as big an issue as previously thought. That means dems can keep giving out handouts pre-election Roman Empire style, and that this will become an entrenched part of politics from now on. (Though you could argue that republicans do the same in terms of tax cuts).

Regardless, people appreciate money now (in the mail, and debt reductions) more than they do some decrease in expense in the future. Reps will have to pivot to counter it.

Now it's just a waiting game until Xi is finished with consolidation and makes his move a recasts Americas sleeping populace. All sorts of political, economic and social changes will need to be made to effectively stand up to China. Soon nothing else will matter, and we will go back to the historical norm of politics being driven by what your rival does.

>>52341807
New paradigm

>>52342168
You're thinking too much anon, you might offend someone

>>52342193
Bottom is slowly getting closer

>>52342217
where do you think the houses will go?

>There are people who shorted SPY yesterday
LMAO @ you

>>52342232
the banks will repossess them?

>>52342174
Because it showed slower rate hikes weren't working and i never said the market was rational. A dump down on inflation of .02 makes more sense, but these arent pleb goods we're talking about.

Old baggies become cashgang and are replaced by new even dumber baggies.
Kek baggies

>>52342238
yeah that was medec 16 350p not lookin too hot haha

Anally raped bobo here, we are rallying to SPY 410 on this bullshit arent we

>>52342217
If we stabilize with rates at ~4%, mortgages would settle closer to 5-6%. Spreads are unusually wide right now due to the rates uncertainty and the start of QT.
I bought some AGNC when it crashed to $8. Gonna be back to $15 soon enough.

come on TSLA dump baby

some dipshit nigger outbid my offer on a super illiquid stock on the LSE by £0.0007 I wish I was joking

>>52342255
id be surprised if we break the 390 spy desu

>>52342255
>cant even go past 390

>>52342187
>euphoria in a bear market
jesus you're dumb

>>52342232
>where do you think the houses will go?
How long until the government starts announcing minority home ownership programs where the gov. covers like 50k of the down payment?

>>52342193

>>52342208
I wouldn't want to be a normal consumer that doesn't want to live in a pod and eat bugs because of a slow cooked inflationary Great Reset right now. Oh wait, shit.

At what dollar amount does it become drastically easier to make money trading? I feel like I’ve been fucking around with 6k forever in one account I have.

has the retail euphoria already started to pass?

and that's it. inflation is gone.
5% daily pump for the next month.

>>52342265
Ticker?

>>52342289
the less you have the easier it is since there is less emotion associated with it

>>52342289
Just a guess.
A portfolio margin account with at least $10m.

I'm suprised we haven't seen much bobo loss porn posted yet kek. I remember people saying they were loading up on puts

>>52342300
desu I'm just tired because it's still early.

>>52342289
when your annual living cost is 10% of your portfolio

>>52342289
Never, traders don’t make money unless you are in the top 1%

>>52342324
<2%

>>52342320
I lost 30% of my gambling account, about 3.3k :(

>>52342300
I don't think this is retail. Seems more like algos.

So why did we pump

>>52342333
based demoralising index boomer

>>52341040
Go back to r*ddit, nigger.

>>52342352

>>52342300
tech stocks dumping already

>>52342352
You don’t have 12 years of buy the dip euphoria dying overnight. This sort of thing happens in every major market downturn ever.

sers why is gold and silver pumping?

Told you so. Enjoy.

>>52342342
>342342
spotted the index funder, nice digits though
no, it's pretty easy to make 20%+ discoupled from the index if you're willing to put in the time to read annual reports and actually follow securities analysis

>>52342352
bear market rally on a marginally not bad CPI report

>>52342374
>You don’t have 12 years of buy the dip euphoria dying overnight.
You mean ~40 years, right?

>>52342375
Has been for a a few days. DXY weakness I guess.

i think this might be the end of me trading for a while, lost money shorting six flags even though they missed earnings, and then i closed my spy call hedge 5 minutes after hours because i got cold feet
the problem is my logic is sound but theres no logic in the market, and now im second guessing myself which means im basically psychologically unfit to gamble anymore

>>52342310
you wish, I'm not giving away my best idea
I'll accumulate all my life at these prices
easiest 2-10x in my life

>>52342359
i think i'll stay, pleb

>>52342412
this is all a lead up to you shilling some absolute garbage ticker isn't it
you stink of curry and poo

Made 1.1k off the SOXL pump and now I'm down 1.7k coz I tried to slurp SOXS

>>52342412
>you wish, I'm not giving away my best idea
what a clueless moron

New

>>52342445
>>52342445

Any good /biz/ podcasts?

>>52342444
hes a british, this is to be expected from the perfidious albions

>>52342432
>>52342444
seethe, do your own work, start reading up on annual reports no freebies high school homework copying is over

>THIS HAS TO BE THE TOP
why
>IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT????

>>52342352
We're pretending inflation isn't headed for the moon and that our economies aren't composed of zombie corps. Bulls are so addicted to hopium they snoet every line they see, even when it's 99% cut with copies. Delusional fools will lose everything. Be patient. Could take a year or more.

>>52342320
i went from -22% to -34% today

>>52342463
I'm not a brit, I also concentrated in japanese companies. I sold a small japanese company for 40% profit in 6 months time this morning

>>52342276
What do you call this you nigger? Same shit happened in 08

>>52342320
Only the strongest bears have stayed. The rest have been heemed

I'm up over 14% today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LRwYKpV-6A

>homework copying is over

>SOXL
What the actual fuck

>government in complete gridlock as reps take house and Dems hold senate, menacing no surprise spending bill for at least 2 years
>Inflation cools a little showing that the fed finally standing up for itself is a positive move
>This resulting in a near 1k gain
Did I get that right?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>52342590
I own almost 1000 shares of that.

how can a .2 miss on inflation make stocks go up this high? I just don't get it. every other day since the fed's raised the rates again have been complete ass fucking me and now all the sudden we're deep green?

If I open a CFD with a leverage of 1:20 - does that mean it closes if the price drops 5%?

When will circuit breakers get triggered

>>52342652
It's not just that, government is going into complete lockdown as Congress is split. No new surprise printing on money for the next 2 years plus lowering inflation is a buy signal

>>52342708
government spending is important for GDP

new thread?

THIS ISN’T REAL
STOP BUYING

I did the needful and bought UVIX so we could pump.