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>>52283662

>>52283662

>>52283662
Based.

Hello. Is this the designated schizophrenia thread?

>>52283662
>comes to you openly and not by stealth

>>52283662
The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $80,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses

>>52284816
Ofc we are in a cult. What do you think 4chan/biz/ is?

>>52284816
Yes fellow linkie, we all are going to make it

>>52284816
If Sergey told me to put on a three piece suit and running shoes and then get ready to join a comet that is coming past, I would eat that phenobarbitol laced big mac and i would get on that comet.

>>52284816
I salute you for your faithful service to your lord.
And I curse you and your Emperors as my enemies, for your stealing and spoiling LINK and degrading the NEET race.
Your death and humiliation will give me special pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
>>52284865
5 star post