/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whew. 50 posts. And I thought I was lonely

I can't wait for next week its going to be so great for swinging i can just feel it

>>52242048
what's wrong bb

>>52242097
I am a failure of a man and I am ngmi...

>>52242048

>>52242046
That's gotta be an smg record.

>>52242024
Alright anons. How do I properly slide into the DMs? Dubs decides what I say.

>>52242124
Conquer vice, and you will be free, fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90wm_frAbo

http://twitch.tv/xrdmain

>>52242163
No

>>52242144
Sheesh shawty, I drip rizz no cap, cop this hoe: "you shit with that ass?" Shit bitch, you probably soppin wet rite now huh, let me cum over to yo spot and mop it all up slut

>>52242144
Me me pee pee in ur vagine??! Plz xd

N

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Yeah guys it's night time, we get it

this is the worst /smg/ thread of all time

Goodnight /smg/ but only sweet dreams to fellow METAmites.

>>52242244
kys

N

>>52242250
it isn't that bad yet

Sex with brokers (female)

>>52242144
I really enjoy this image.

>>52242250
>this is the worst /smg/ thread of all time

>MCD PUTS

>these NPCs don't understand that the US is about to collapse

Yields.....

>>52242367
what info am i even supposed to gain from the yield curve.
I have never purchased a bond because I am a MAN

>>52242435
seeing that it's inverted for most of the curve tells me that shits all fucked

>>52242435
the curve isn't supposed to be like that. it's sick. sick bonds. sick curve. that's still going to be a retard rally but it will be DESPITE everything being fucked.

So Friday's giga pump will mean that next week is going to be a massive bloodbath right?

>>52242478
I am expecting a complete retrace of the Fed shitpost dump candle plus a little more.

>>52242441
>>52242454
Wouldnt it be worse if the curve was normal with inflation being so high? that would mean they'd be pricing in inflation to never go down.

anon have you tried buying the bottom instead of the top?

>>52242454
I kind of get why it inverts, but why does the 10-30yr look retarded? People want 10's and 30's but not 20's/

>>52242489
>I am expecting a complete retrace of the Fed shitpost dump candle plus a little more.

>>52242478
>So Friday's giga pump will mean that next week is going to be a massive bloodbath right?

>>52242513
I don't know.

Fresh update
https://youtu.be/OdHJTJ2ysZ8
https://youtu.be/OdHJTJ2ysZ8
https://youtu.be/OdHJTJ2ysZ8

>>52242545

>>52242584

>>52242575

>>52242575
>Nasd-ACK!

>>52242096
>>52242125
>>52242226
>>52242253

Ok fags wish me luck I'm either really fucked next week or we rally and i win. I'm holding 1200 goog at $91.

>>52242575
nice intro
also where'd you get that jew hat? i want one

>>52242560
>>52242513
There is less supply of 20Y bonds

>>52242614
you need 2 green days in a row to survive

>>52242670
>you need 2 green days in a row to survive

>>52242712
>>you need 2 green days in a row to survive

>>52242575
Cool beans. Will watch shortly.

>>52242642
I've had a theory for a while that 2032 is going to be a mega crash because there's hardly an treasuries maturing that year. 2032 is also the limit of certain computer parts so it could be Y2K in real.

What are some good youtubers? I don't want any pajeet shills just someone that talks about whats going on in the market

>>52242807
kys!

I own DWAC. I'm gonna be rich. Also, I'm gonna get a female broker for sex and gf purposes

>>52242807
Gotchu.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw/videos

>>52242807
this is the only real answer >>52242881

>>52242807
https://youtu.be/yJDZlGyoJLE?t=159

>>52242478
SQQQ gang

>>52242024
What’s a good amount of money to start with to get into day trading? 20k? How long does it take to get educated on the game?

>>52242748

>>52242990
I think that depends on many factors? Are you a NEET or do you have a family? What is your breakeven goal per month? Is that realistic based on the percentage you need to make per month? The more you have to start with the easier it will be.

>>52243015
In college but back home for a few months before my program starts, but living with family so have no expenses and can put 100% into any venture (stocks)
I looked into break even points and wouldn’t that be more towards a business? Are there expenses for day trading that you need to account for or something? I have a good amour to start with not a lot but something

I feel like I’m pretty well positioned for an inflationary recession. If what I think is going to happen happens then I will make a lot of money from this

monday will open green and then we resume the dump to 3600

>>52243054
Does your broker charge commission? That would be an expense. Most day traders say you need to think of it as a business. You can register your day trade setup and a business for tax purposes. But if you have no expenses, then sure nothing is stopping you from trying.

>>52242262
It is pretty bad now

>>52243054
>>52243075
Oh! If you are American then you need to worry about the Patter Day Trader rule. The PDT rules keeps you from making more than 3 day trades over a 5 day period if you have less than 25k in your trading account, if on a margin account. If you have a cash account you can make unlimited day trades, but you need to wait for "cash settlement" before you have access to your money again. A good youtube search on PDT rules should help guide you around that issue and explain it all.

>>52236301
>this will be the 2nd week in a row the 10 year yield has made a lower higher
>last time that happened: 16 weeks ago. Take what you will out of that; my interpretation is that yields have concluded their parabolic phase
Can someone help me decipher this? What does this mean for stocks?

>weekly performance
mega caps heemed again
AMZN lost -25% within the last 2 weeks, META baggies another -25% within 2 weeks (muh it can't possibly go lower after a -50% drop, now at -72% ytd)
but somehow the long nose tribe can hold the index up by just shuffling to different sectors

>>52243385
semiconductors continue to get heemed even on good days
will it ever come back bros? I thought we needed semiconductors for everything in the future

>>52243385
It's hilarious how you can have mostly red everything and market doesn't even move a fucking milimeter.

>>52242801
>>52242642
Why would the amount of bonds issued correlate to that? Can't you just have shit mature at a later year? I'm sure we'll see more volume when we're about 5 years to go (eg 2027 or so)

>>52242513
Most of the longterm bonds (20, 30) are for things like banks and insurance companies

>>52243054
If you are american just use fidelity and setup a trading account, download the app on your phone you probably don't even need to set it up on desktop anymore.

>>52243310
It means jews will manipulate the market to keep you poor

>>52243385
I wonder if AMZN is going to keep dipping down to the end of the year? I can't imagine too many people can afford shit for thanksgiving and christmas.

>>52243403
there is no future though

Reminder that cash is trash, but only in the context of low interest rate markets. Now that rape hikes continue to occur, cash markets are probably the best markets to be in right now. That can include holding USD, getting bonds, parking money in gold, or even trading currencies
Ive been looking at forex myself but I want to test it out for several months first

>>52243487
what should i do if im holding aussie dollars

>>52243449
they missed earnings estimates and guidance for Q4 (holiday season which should be the strongest of the year) is bad
on top AWS revenue growth was slowest in like 8 years. maybe either because of competition (like MSFT azure or GOOG cloud) or just slowing overall
they will fall further but you never know in post-clown market

>>52243497
Im no expert but a strong USD is bad for the global economy (has to do with imports and exports). I can see both cases, where markets get heemed and non USD crashes, or the case where USD tanks and everything else does well. Hard to say

With higher rates though, carry trades will be a thing again. Eg shorting one currency to long another. JPY/NZD is popular one for this

>>52243385
FAANG is an ATM
Every fund is selling to afford redemptions

>>52243403
just because something is necessary doesnt mean it is profitable
everyone needs a janny, but they do it for free.

>>52243519
whats the case with jpy/nzd? short/long? why long nzd specifically

>>52242024
Why is this strapping young Jewish fellow looking at me like that

>>52243569
Same reason billionaires have their bug out mcmansions in new zealand and not japan

>>52243574
He wants to give you money

SBUX bros...

Guys, I'm new. I have some questions. Thinking to buy VTSAX, VTIAX, and VBTLX as my trifecta portfolio in Roth IRA. Gonna dump 200/100/100 each month.

>In 30 years, how much money would I get?
>what fees do I need to learn?
>any other stuffs am I missing?

>>52243519
>>52243578
Ive seen this too. That the NZD gets strong during strong USD? Does JPY have something to do with it too? I think it was something to trade JPYNZD during strong USD periods. But I could be totally wrong, I dont trade forex,but I am interested.

>>52243578
nzd.usd is getting heemed though whats the reason for this?

>>52243594
https://www.investopedia.com/carry-trade-definition-4682656
>A carry trade is a trading strategy that involves borrowing at a low-interest rate and investing in an asset that provides a higher rate of return.

If you're an options chad, it's like how shorting a put will help you pay for a long call (synthetic future / long combo)

>>52242024
FreedomCoin, no need for jewish moneychanging tactics.

>>52243616
Oh shit ok! That makes sense. Wow! Thanks anon! Sometimes we can learn something from an anon here!

>>52243616
>>52243594
So basically you'd short a low interest currency such as CHF or JPY, and long a high interest currency, such as USD or CAD (could get bonds or forward contracts with the target currency)
Of course, this is still risky since interest rate decisions and global market conditions can fucking wreck you if you're not careful

>>52243591
this guy fucks

>>52243591
If you can't handpick stocks and beat the market, you might as well just dump it into a fund. Better to get 8% a year than to lose it to inflation or your own bad choices.

>VTSAX: Vanguard total market return
>VTIAX: Vanguard international fund
>VBTLX: Vanguard bond

I would probably favor the bonds > total return > international funds in that order right now. Like I said above, cash is very good right now, so having bond exposure is a strong play. International markets and even domestic markets are still pretty risky until the FED pivots or the market crashes. Something like 100/50/250 until 2023 or 2024, imo.
Or maybe reassess market conditions every 3 months or so and see if you need to tweak the allocations.

>>52243598
Everything's getting heemed relative to USD (except shekels of course) during global downturns, everyone wants to hold world reserve currency. NZD volume is tiny so it moves faster on global swings like this. But long term it has a good macro outlook (stable govt with relatively strong financials) so it recovers consistently well also.

Cash is simultaneously king and trash until the next rape hike is observed.

>>52243310
It means line goes up

>>52243674
>>52243591
If you deposit $400/month every month for 30 years:

>6% APR, 2% inflation: $396,289.26
>6% APR, 3% inflation: $392,441.79

>8% APR, 2% inflation: $588,743.21
>8% APR, 3% inflation: $583,027.25

>10% APR, 2% inflation: $894,245.23
>10% APR, 3% inflation: $885,563.23

>12% APR, 2% inflation: $1,384,672.07
>12% APR, 3% inflation: $1,371,228.65

Note that this is the same total amount deposited ($144,400), but having safe, consistent gains over the long term (and avoiding drawdowns) is crucial. You can literally make over 3x as much money long term if you're not stupid about it and have proper investing discipline.

These numbers account for inflation, but if you're smart, you'd find a way to add $25/month for each year that passes. You'd put down $275,650 that way, but the returns are just so much better:

>6% APR, 2% inflation: $650,405.00
>8% APR, 2% inflation: $921,487.15
>10% APR, 2% inflation: $1,339,523.26
>12% APR, 2% inflation: $1,993,322.62

>>52243697
i hold mostly NZD but of course need USD to buy US shares, should I convert my nzd to usd now or hold off till it recovers then convert?

>According to Champagne’s directive, Sinomine (Hong Kong) Rare Metals Resources Co Ltd, Chengze Lithium International Ltd and Zangge Mining Investment (Chengdu) Co Ltd must sell their stakes in Power Metals Corp, Lithium Chile Inc and Ultra Lithium Inc.
Someone smarter than me tell me how to make money off these political shenanigans this instant or I'll never watch animals again

>>52243782
Personally I just dca it with a portion of my paycheck each week and don't really worry about rates. If you have a lump sum to invest and can get decent returns from the US market immediately then buying now would be the better option. Hard to say how long it'll be before the exchange rate recovers so you'd have to accept the uncertainty and opportunity cost for the extra 5-15% ish you might get from waiting.

>>52243861
If I want to (digitally) hold a bunch of currencies as an investment, do you have to use forex, or can you just buy it in a bank or something?

>>52243890
interactive brokers

>>52243890
Just get a forex account or use the forex ETFs on the US market.

>>52243908
I'm actually getting a forex account approved right now (probably monday it'll be done). I went with Blueberry Markets. Probably won't do live trades until next summer. Lots of shit I need to learn first. Working on a 10 page package of notes right now

>>52242513
who is buying 10y-30y bonds, am I missing something? You'll be dead before you get your measly 4%

>>52244017
See >>52243423

>>52243890
lots of brokers have much cheaper conversion than banks, never do it for consumers always via forex/stock investment

but i wouldnt sell your NZD at the low youre locking in a 10-20% loss for no reason. Just buy a vanguard etf in NZD if that's possible.

>>52244017
lol youre right. im not even sure why im investing. i just like the number going up. i dont even WANT to be alive 30 years from now

>>52243067
Green ID confirms

Also, che ck em

>>52244168
You will when 29 years pass, and that'll happen fast

If the NASDAQ goes down by 50%, does SQQQ go up by 6x or only 150%?

>>52242144
I haven't always been into feet, but ever since I saw your Lil grippers I been hustling for a busting so let me be a buster and not mister miss her. Cum on feet, stupid bitch

>>52244671
Can you explain why you think it would be 6x?

So why did we pump yesterday?

I really need a big fat red candle on monday...

>>52244691
Percentages are just an approximation of logarithmic price movement. If a stock loses half of its value, the opposite would be to double its value. With 3X leverage, that means 6X overall.

>>52243497
Vegemite futures

>>52242801
>2032 is also the limit of certain computer parts so it could be Y2K in real.
That would be January 2038.
It is the moment that 32-bit Unix systems will have their clocks reset to zero, which can cause all sorts of inconsistencies (for example, calculated time differences suddenly become huge negative numbers, encryption certificates are suddenly expired).
These systems by then will be used mostly in older embedded hardware, like control circuits of nuclear power plants, flight control radars, navigation satellites, on-board computers of aircraft, switching of electricity grids, you get the idea.
Most computers you can buy today, already have 64-bit processors that are not affected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

>>52244705
Ok I see what you're saying, but no. It's a dollar value that is then converted to percentage. You are gaining $3 for every $1 lost. So if Semis lose $5 after being worth $10 you are only gaining $15 which is 150%

>>52244733
lame

>>52243310
Its bull cope

BOBO BROS I'M GETTING HEEEMED
PAYPAL STOCK DIDN'T DROP EVEN 2% YESTERDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But seriously, the volume was large yesterday, I wonder if it's gonna pump.

>>52244870
Green volume has been low indices. I hope this means a dump monday

The biggest tech companies just lost $4.6 trillion in a matter of days. How much more will they lose in the next few months?

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1588815380939767808

If I win the Powerball I'll put it all in VT and live off the dividends. Don't even need a financial advisor.
$782.4 million cash value
$500.0 million approximate after-tax
$10 million approximate 2% dividend yield of VT
$8 million per year approximate after tax on qualified dividends

>>52244979
I hope more. The index jews cant keep getting away with it

/smg/ is dead

>>52244979
the real question is where is the money going to if not faang
smart money always wins

>>52245065
Its going to go into keeping business afloat. Not in the stock market

>>52245062
it's for the best

>7:30 am
Fuck, I just spent 4 hours finishing off a 14 page set of notes... I was binging a lot of NNFX's YT videos and finally got around to writing some shit down. Not sure of a PDF hot since I can't post it here, but whatever. Maybe some of you faggots will learn something
https://files.catbox.moe/3z1doy.pdf

I'm selling everything and buying COKE.
I trust the American need for the carbonated Jew more than anything else right now.

Bullbros..

>Beijing (Reuters) - China will persevere with its "dynamic-clearing" approach to COVID-19 cases as soon as they emerge, health officials said on Saturday, adding that measures must be implemented more precisely and meet the needs of vulnerable people.

> The briefing followed a week in which markets surged on hope China would relax restrictions, buoyed further on Friday when a former disease control official told a banking conference that China would make "substantial" changes to COVID policy in the coming months.

>>52245181
MFs liked to joke around about covid restrictions here, but Jesus wtf is going on in China

>>52245062
weekends bruh

>>52244972
me too.
I lost enough money on stupid bullshit.

Should I put money into a 401k or just keep my money?

>>52245254
Roth IRA

CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
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2023-2025

>>52245205
Most of western europe was as bad for a solid 2 years. 2 years I'll never have back.

>>52245181
Insta dump monday?

>>52245256
what if the stock market goes down

I hope bulls neck themselves monday

I have been a perma bull throughout this entire downturn and will continue to be. I am just depositing more money now then previously. I am a slurper. I am an acoomelator. I am going to make it. FED will pivot like they did after WWII and do enough QE to make inflation remain hot while burning away US debt in nominal terms. The people of the US are in some of the best financial positions in history while the government is unironically going to go bankrupt if these rates are kept due to debt/gdp and the renewing of their debt at these new (fastest rate hikes in history btw) rates. Inflation is an equal tax that's not called a tax, the people would slaughter politicians at this point if they tried to add a tax that effected the poor more than the rich, so implement a tax that's not called a tax. Expect massive spending to continue on "things that matter" like infrastructure, green energy, war, paying off student loan debt etc. Republicans will make their own reasons to spend. I have remained silent for some time, but it is now when I bring out my favorite straw and slurp until I'm a frikken epic chonker!

>things are so bad that powell didn’t go to 50bps for election season
This is telling. The WH and Fed are not on the same page. The Biden admin shared the jobs report as a huge win for the jobs market (when in reality it was mixed news). It’s not what powell needs to cool things down.
I feel bad for him. He’s fighting reality of inflation + the politics of the US.

Look I already skipped last month's DCA. Can it dump next week so I can scoop up last month and this month's purchases.

>>52245266
Lol no, the Chinese literally v& you if you test positive and throw you in a detention facility, was it like that in Europe?

>>52245205
They're fighting inflation the only way that actually works, by destroying the economy. Lock people up and economy hurts

seriously can anyone answer me
what happens when you choose to put part of your paycheck into a 401k and then the stocks go down

>we live in a world where carvana is going bankrupt before AMC and GME
>all because retail investors have been injecting money into the stocks in hopes of a get rich quick scheme
The bottom is not in until these companies go to 0.

>>52242575
Neet maintenance anon here. Thanks for the s/o. My mom is in fact in her 60's, and my dad is a beta cuck, so you weren't too far off the mark.

>>52245323
No, mostly just months of nothing to do and no one to see.
>>52245333
Chinks have structural deflation now and access to Russian energy exports will only grow. CCP popping the biggest property bubble of all times is the best case for Xi wanting politically convenient prison restrictions.

>>52245345
We live in a world where a market pumps 2% in a recession and bad earnings because there was a rumor about china restrictions beibg lifted started on twitter with a dumb image

>>52245422
France went to war with Germany in 1870 over a letter. Boomers nominally elected a cowboy from connecticut, a gay mullatto, a TV show personality and a zombie to the US presidency. Two years of lockdowns over a cold. So on and so forth.

>>52245452
I want off. Please stop the ride

>>52242990
try paper trading and see how hard it is. a huge % of day traders quit within a year.

VIX down, dollar down, GDP and employment up

Putin is losing. Power and nat.gas prices have collapsed in Europe.

Bullish AF

>>52245469
The mind of a bullnigger.

>XOM
>RIO
>CAT
Can we keep going next week, energy Chads?

>>52245181
lmao that mega pump from yesterday that will become a mega dump.
Okay seriously, they're doing that to pump up the inflation in the west. It's the only tangible explanation. Otherwise they're out of their mind.

>>52245181
-5% on the Hang Seng on Monday

Yknow thinking about my previous message made me realize Jpow is actually trying to stop the clown show while the government flexes everything it can to make it continue... I am betting against the FED. But if JPow is an unwavering stoic stud he may collapse the system so we can rebuild it without the (((clowns))).

>>52245506
>>52245535
Do not underestimate bullnigger mindgapping. Theres a chance they spin this to be a bullish thing for american companies. Because chink companies will be less competitive

>>52245552
I believe in Jerome. He has a trustworthy face and voice. He will defear Dark Brandon.

>92% of student loans are federal
How is that possible when the government caps undergrad at 12.5k a year. What are these people doing to make their loan debt balloon so much?

>>52245593
Dark Brandon is the pseudo final boss. Then the wall in his throne room crumbles revealing a staircase to hell. Jerome has to clear ALL content if he is to get the true good ending. I just don't think he can do it... a shadow goblins minion will likely "accidentally" crash into his vehicle killing him before he can clear the final floors.

>waking up to coffee and a new Rocker video

SIRS? WHY IS ELON REDEEMING

>>52242024
Has anyone noticed that spy has not returned in-between 0 to 1 percent in a long time? It's either negative or more than 1 percent

>>52245469
>Saint Jerome: economy needs to die and you negroes need to suffer
>the negroes: economy is strong and we need to buy more
It's not enough Jerome, it will never be enough to make this negro cattle realize what needs to be done

>>52245741
I'd rather have 1 expert-level American SWE than 100 Indian SWEs

Year's almost in the books. Have you accomplished all you set out to do this year yet?. You still got over a month left you know.. Me, I've done what I'd planed for. Got things looking good for the coming year. Next year I'm gonna roll into more SWPPX, stuff money into my savings accounts, hike my 401k contribution (again) and re-bag BKR.

>jan2024 UVXY 1p OI
So the catch here is it's a low risk, low reward play? The contracts are dirt cheap so even if VIX melts up it's just hedge money that gets heemed. Might be worth looking into in case we never get a circuit breaker and it's a slow stairstep downwards or crab for the next year

I love watching this scum getting purged. They think they are so smart but they are just redundant retards
It just shows that deep down they know they suck because the ones that are actually good at what they do and with real skills aren't crying since they know they get severance and will find a job quick

>get covid
>fucks me up for a week
>the week i was supposed to have off for vacation i planned for a month ago
>just as im getting well again
>get some sort of fucking cold or something idk but my nose is running like crazy and the coughing is omega bad
>gonna be burning even more of my limited PTO because company doesn't give a fuck

what did i do in a previous life to deserve this, buddha? i never get sick and all of a sudden im getting raped by viruses left and right. last time i was sick was with, surprise surprise, covid in 2020 (before march). goddamn fucking chinks.

anyways i hope AMD keeps rallying. just enough so i can get out with a small profit at $90. please jesus just this once.

I should be rich but my bank account is flatlining. Every month $1,000 goes into my health savings account and $500 ($1,000 w/ match) goes into my 401k. And yet I have to penny pinch to not have my bank account go down. Fuck retirement

>>52245917
Based on China doubling down on lockdowns, you might be stuck in AMD for a while

>>52245917
she's not THAT fat. The shark was broken

>>52245741
how does he not realize he could probably get those Indian employees, and indeed most indian non-employees, to run through a brick wall for him. Musk is like a jeet overmind, this is a misstep.

Hello i made an account with Zerodha today but i couldnt find any american companies stocks in the list. Why?
What will i have to do if i want to buy stocks of american companies?

>>52245977
Try to save each month. Doesn't mater how little, the point is your doing it. Look at your spending. See if there's anything you can cut back on.

Hey guys I made an account with Schwab but they keep trying to sell me tires instead of stocks
Did I do something wrong?

>>52242024
Daily reminder to buy Square Enix

>>52245991
Fatty detected

normies are about to default on their credit card debt, I'll literally cum hands free if it happens en masse.

>>52246155
Kek I don't have to worry about that. Getting ready to pay mine off before they can stick me with interest fee.

>>52246201
Become a pay-off-every-month-and-amass-points chad
I don't use the points. I just amass them. My one card has 484,000. What can I use them for? I do not know and I do not care. But I'm close to 500k

>make an "effort" post
>get called a midwit
Why is 4chan like this now?

>>52245284
You can contribute, and invest in a money market fund, or short term bonds (long bonds suck in a raising rate environment). Or, assume that the world won't end and DCA into VOO, or VTI, and depending on your age, put 10-30% in VUSB. But still put funds into a Roth IRA AND a 401(k).

>>52246155
>2021
It looks like these people were getting money from covid and decided to keep the money and not pay off their credit card debt, much like all the college cucks getting free government money for their college debts.

>>52246218
the website's just porn addicts, all the interesting people are gone

>>52245284
>>52246225
TL;DR: It goes back up too. What you buy when it's down is how you get gains.

Why bother? We will never be able to slay pussy like John even if we do get lucky and turn a profit this year.

>>52246235
Porn addicts can be interesting sometimes, most people aren't defined solely by their vices.

the death of some of these shitter companies has been entertaining, it has to be said

>>52245339
It depends on what it is invested in, if it is invested in stocks, and stocks go down, your account balance decreases.

February 2023, India starts World War 3 by invading Pakistan, Oil spikes to $400 a barrel and the market capitulates to its underlying trendline (which is upward).

Hell breaks loose on top of Hell breaking loose, screen cap this

The host and guest on the financial podcast I listen to are flirting...
They are both married., to other people...
I do not like this

>>52246373
How would India invading Pakistan start WW3?

Watch and learn niggers

>>52246453
So buy puts?

>>52246430
maybe the podcast is an excuse for their cheating

>>52242642
holy shit is this normal

>>52246216
use them before things tank and they change the point system again. during 2020 lots of people tried going on vacations with credit card,hotel, and airline points and all the companies changed the point system to make points to have a lot less value then before making all the money you spent to get the points, a pointless endeavor

>>52246432
china strikes from the north, india split on two fronts. remember they had some hand to hand skirmish with china last year?

>>52243638
>JAPAN STILL HAS NEGATIVE INTERESTS RATE
JESUS

>>52246528
Oh ok, good point. Maybe I'll spend them on a trip to visit Rocker in Michigan

>>52242024
Tesla is probably going to be doing some M&A with mining companies. Buy metals and commodities, you niggers.

https://twitter.com/tesla_fix/status/1588665276757073920?t=GlTBVUrq7etKSwI1LuSrVQ&s=19

>>52246453
boomers were a mistake.

>>52246373
So in other words an improvement from current conditions, nice!

Kek I remember when I first brought up the idea of getting a personal loan to bag more KO shares with it. Rates were cheaper then. Now? Fucking hell.. As a nice bonus all those KO shares I bagged in one load are bagging me even more shares per divvy payout due to market games and shat now. So I merely pay my cheap ass loan payment and let the KO shares bag for me.

what should i make for dinner? i was thinking maybe chicken parmesan? going to the grocery store soon.

>>52245181
>>52239507
Yes
not only is it a rumor, but multiple high ranking Chinese figures have explicitly stated that it is not true and reiterated the zero covid policy
with that said, if it was true, it would look exactly the same - they would deny deny deny up until the very last minute when it was announced
In my opinion, gave the market makers an excuse to kill all the premium on Friday, with a reasonable "fall guy" for the day, so it didn't look completely batshit and covers their tracks a bit
"Oh, you thought it was weird that the market pumped 2% fell 2% and pumped 2% again in several hours? Oh it was because of China news, not us - we didn't do that - it was because the market was unsure about the China rumor!"
I would not be surprised if this week another very high ranking official comes forward to very harshly deny it and squash the narrative like a bug
Oh look - there's one now

>>52246432
>how would a war between two nuclear powers start WW3
People are always surprised by the fact that those two have nukes

can't pass the weekend with drugs anymore because everything is cut with fentanyl

>>52246711
India having nukes is expected. The real surprise for me is Pakistan

>>52246717
narcan is over the counter, just keep some on ya just in case. or smoke some dope

>>52246717
and here's why that's a good thing

>>52246453
We pumped to weeks ago. Friday was bull china covid cope and bulls ignoring hot market stats

>>52246682
Always a good choice. Im trying to clear out my freezer so going with aldi german week pork schiznel. Will fry it up to go with some veg or something.

>>52246739
Marijuana is also being laced with fentanyl I think

>>52246781
shrooms are the only based drug anyways, and they are easy to grow

holy FUCK this is what a bear market does to a man

pic on the right is literally from 2 months ago

JUST

>>52246796
probably jabbed

Did Meta bottom out? Hate on the zuck all you want but surely it has to come back up any day now. Ultimately he just pulls the plug on the vr shit and back to normal.

>>52246717
>he doesn't have a reagent test
What is this, amateur hour?

>>52246491
At the end, one of them "accidentally" used a double entendre too...

Hardest addictions (for me) to break power rankings:
1. 4chan (streak of 1 day)
2. Alcohol (streak of 1 week)
3. Fapping (streak of 2 weeks)
4. Caffeine (streak of months)
5. Sugar/Soda/Candy (streak of years)

I failed No Alcohol November last night but No Nut November still going.
I wonder if I have low T now that I'm in my 30s and going days without fapping seems easier.
Friday night is the hardest for me to not drink since I've trained my brain to associate celebrating a nice sunny Friday afternoon and the end of the wagie week with beer.

>>52246814
social networks are dead, followers now
people don't share quality content on fb
it's dead
Musk is smarter than you are

>>52246814
Just because line went down a lot does not mean line will go up soon

I left a raw pizza out overnight can I still bake and eat it? im willing to sell puts and the expected true range of this move is shidding or hospital

>>52246879
You probably shouldn't

>>52246879
just do the smell test. I left milk out overnight once and it was fine

>>52246879
There's enough preservatives in store bought frozen pizza to last a week without refridgeration. I would roll the dice on it, anon.

>>52242502
higher yields on short term vs long term means that people dont want to lend money short term
it implies that people are expecting a crisis real soon and want to have the cash on hand for the rapecession announcement

>>52246900
>>52246915
>>52246893
it smells like luke warm pizza and its a deep dish. I could have bought VIX calls with the wasted money so in a way if I dont eat the pizza I will be responsible for a market crash. im going to try in in a few hours ill be back

>>52246940
it also means they know that rates are going to be rising soon so they are holding short to lock in better long term later

it's basically a red flag that inflation isn't over and we need more hikes

>>52246947
Bro that shit is made to survive in the back of a trailer that broke down on the way to a grocery store in Arizona. There's more chemicals than meat there.

>>52246947
yeah if you cook the pizza it should be OK. but i mean whats the risk/reward on eating the pizza? that thing probably costs like 3$ but having to visit the doctor/hospital for food poisoning will cost a lot more

i dont like the risk/reward on eating the pizza here. toss it and cook another one

>>52247060
I'm sure it's his last, why the fuck else would he be seeking advice on it

>>52247073
>I'm sure it's his last, why the fuck else would he be seeking advice on it
nothing else to talk about on a saturday when markets are closed

>>52246739
Cannabis isn't safe from fentanyl lacing either
t. emt who has had to narcan someone that just smoked a joint

>>52247128
nobody is going to lace weed with a more expensive drug unless they do it on purpose. laced weed used to be a meme but zion don made fake weed legal so now its actually real

>>52246947
swedish people leave fish in a wet hole in the ground for months and then eat it. bacteria can't survive on any of those artificial ingredients either

Fuck it, I'm just DCAing into my savings account from now on
Idgaf about inflation

>>52247179
People here really abuse the term DCA and it triggers me

>>52247216
It's ok bro, we like to have fun here

Are there any good nippon vidya companies that are worth investing in? inb4 snoy

>>52247216
I slurped all my DCAs into my savings recently too, whats wrong with that?

>>52247248
gaming is shit. mobile gaming mogs everything else in revenue

Bros,

Vermintide 2 is free on steam if anybody cares.

Where do you guys think the Rape 'em Kid is invested nowadays?

>>52247333
Heh, I compiled that image.
Nice trips

>>52247216
DCA deez nuts lmao gottem.

>>52247216
What is DCA?

>>52247503
If only there was a website where you can type a search term you dont know the meaning of

>>52246879
>>52246893
I left raw ground beef out (sealed) overnight
Smelled fine

>>52247503
It's the code for the Reagan National Airport in Washington D.C.
"DCAing" refers to the tight approaches pilots need to make when landing to avoid drifting into restricted airspace around the Capitol, and being shot down.

>>52247521
Thank you anon I was being silly!
Now way was other anon Disney California Adventuring into his savings?

>>52247547
yes

if only i started with more than 5k.....
now i can save at least $2K a month but it's too late

>>52247152
Not really sure why you think drug dealers are intelligent. Did you not hear about when they laced vape carts with vitamin e when they could have used literally anything else? CBD and Delta 8 distillate are less than $1 a gram and realistically no one would ever know if you cut a cart with that. Yet instead they went with something toxic to inhale.

You need to reconsider the depths of human stupidity, I'm going to assume that you're a smart lad yourself for even expecting people to act rationally, but the way the market is acting now is a great example of "smart" people putting their money on the line and still imagining a fantasy pivot. And I say that as a full on mumu.

>>52247547
Its also NNN so DCA can stand for "Don't cum, anon!"

>>52247324
Is it good?

>>52247663
So you still have 50k? What are you complaining about? Faggot

>>52247152
>>52247666
Reading about this just makea me bullish on Altria / JUUL long term. It had a 72% market share 5 years ago, and vapes are still fucking loaded with nicotine and made to have a nice flavor. What? Was it the 70s or 80s, big tobacco got fined for mentholated cigarettes being targetted towards youth and blacks. Seems like tge same thing here, kids and onions are going to be financially irresponsible

>>52247324
I'm downloading it right now.

i bought 100k worth of meta. they still make a fuckton of profit and the metaverse is just a meme normies have latched onto

>>52247873
do you know how they make money?

do you know whats going on with their customers right now? lol

>>52247880
they made 47 billion last year. that's after they spent 10 billion on vr

there userbase is still going up because they grow in third world shitholes by literally giving them internet that only lets them use facebook


they literally own 3/3 of the messaging services anyone uses

messenger/instagram/whatsapp

>be chatting with cute Latina
>she tells me she likes to catch guys with girlfriends and send the texts to their GF
I’m in danger

>>52247873
Nobody uses Facebook anymore and zuck is going to blow all their money on meme VR that will never be a thing. You are flushing your money down the toilet.

>>52247953
There's no such thing as a cute Latina. They are animals with with arms covered in fur. I swear it's the same one poster who always tries to sneak in "cute Latina" in their posts and it's disgusting.

>>52248011
>facebook
META has 1.984 BILLION users everyday overall
you are underestimating whatsapp and the power of "good morning!" Indians
instagram has 2 billion monthly users, too

>>52247953
Will probably be the best sex of your life but you'll regret it forever. Don't do it, it's not worth it.

>>52247929
i was not talking about the userbase, i was talking about who will still be paying big money for ads when a lot of growth are getting rekt

you're looking at revenue but failing to assess the risk on how it might change in the future
better to just buy actual value picks like energy with their massive FCFs, still surprisingly "undervalued" despite their ticker price going up (have to also consider they've been buying back a ton of shares)

>>52248039
>sneak in facebook verification in African "charity" tech
>DUUUUUDE WE HAVE 1 GODZILLION USERS
Nice scam

Baking.

>>52242024
Kikes all deserve the rope

VR is a joke. Why would you want to inhabit "Metaverse" with it's PS1 level graphics and blah (actually that's wrong, PS1 looked better) when lets say you had RE 2 remake level graphics to inhabit along with a nude Claire Redfield to uh bend over a desk in the RPD?. P.S - Bring on the Holodeck in my lifetime so I can have epic orgy with my favorite video game girls..

Are you fucking ready for the meltup, /smg/?

>>52247873
>>52248039
the problem with meta is corporate governance. Zuck has all the voting power and nobody can stop him from doing his VR thing. It's great that they are profitable. But when Zuck goes to the shareholder meeting and says "I'm gonna use all of the profits on my dream of being a second life moderator", shareholders can only seethe and dilate. There is little hope of actually getting the money out
t. meta holder

Is it pumping on tuesday or thursday?

>>52245345
Then short it. Everyone and their mother has been trying to ride both of those into nothing for years at this point and in the latters case pushing it anywhere close to 0 would just mean it'd rip sooner. Nearly a third of gamestop is owned by people direct registering shares, which means they cannot be used for locates to borrow or lent out anymore. AMC is a complete and total shitshow though, you can probably safely ride that one to nothing for the cost of rolling OTM puts until it hits.

>>52248181
Nigger they litwrally anounced it was a fake rumor

>/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL A

>>52248039
Right and scoopsies has over 1000 subs on his channel. Chink bots, that's all that is.

>>52248206
Its dumping thr entire week. 5 red candles.

>>52248188
yeah but i actually agree with his vision, vr is the future and whoever brings it mainstream is gonna be the winner

>>52248206
Yes. :^)

>>52248227
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-internet-is-filling-up-because-indians-are-sending-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068
it's not - it's literally MILLIONS and MILLIONS of indians all sending each other good morning text messages through whatsapp and messenger every single day, to the point where they are crashing the internet infrastructure
the world uses META products

>>52247715
Kamala?

>>52248238
Those are all literally me.

>>52248254
You should totally go balls deep then, and just keep averaging down the entire way. At least you'd lose enough money to be too busy crying to shitpost here. Fuck meta, facebook, and any/all forms of social manipulation.

test

>>52248292
It worked. Delete it, or enjoy the ban.

>>52248238
I dunno why you would idolize Patrick Bateman aside from him being fit and born rich

>>52248292

>>52248292
I look like this.

>>52248299
>get banned
>reset IP

>>52248281
I'm not going to even think about touching META until I see 2024 presidential advertisements on it
that's the real cash cow - political advertising, now that crypto advertising is dead
they don't have any winds in their sails until then
but to say that their products aren't used is wrong - they do have demand, they do have billions of users
they will bounce back, once the economy bounces back and advertising increases
the first stone imo is the presidential ads

>>52248292
Also is this OC or did you just post random porn?

>>52248292
why is this so.... off-putting? i can't quite place my finger on it... it's just wrong somehow.

>>52248322
It's your age, not the image.

>>52248254
Pajeets aren't making meta money they aren't contributing to ad traffic.

>>52248028
She’s the prettiest girl I’ve talked to by far

New

>>52248360
>>52248360

>>52248341
META makes ~25% of their money from Asia region
everyone uses META to advertise, even pajeets
people still use instagram, people still use whatsapp, people still use messenger
boomers still use facebook
if you want to target people with ads, there is no better service still than META

>>52248307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcuPcySRSpE

>>52242144
>joke a simpleton will laugh at.
>followed by asking about her favorite movie or travel experience.
The mind of a woman is simple anon, people fathom them some immeasurably deep creature when in fact they are just incomprehensibly childish.

>>52248233
risk/viability is part of the problem but not all of it
people used to go balls deep into tech companies with two tiers of shares and no dividends. We love the tech CEO who brings massive growth and there's no need to have levers against him
except, how do you actually benefit from the cashflow of meta or tesla or google? What if elon decides that he'd rather grow his kingdom as large as possible, that he's never ever gonna pay dividends? If the value of a stock is the sum of all of its future cashflows, but what if the CEO isn't interested in ever taking money out and can't be fired? People are starting to remember that that's an issue to consider now that growth isn't so blindingly massive
vr succeeding doesnt help you if zuck is guaranteed to plow that money into his next whim ad infinitum

Whoever can deliver foveated rendering at decent form factor and cost, and integrated properly into graphics drivers on the software side (half of the challenge), and with close to 1080p equivalent PPI (around 4k per eye afaik), will cause VR to explode.
This is because at that point you are matching 2d panel clarity but your necessary graphics compute is actually lower than a fully rendered 2d screen, allowing for incredible vr experiences that beat the clarity of 2d panel gaming on mobile hardware.

Foveated rendering is the disruptor, but the key is integrating with the software at a low level, which hasn't been done yet.

>>52246155
Okay but this graph should go back to 2007 so we have a good comparison point. Why doesn't it go to 2007.