/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52207800
Can I buy my blue checkmark yet?

Glowies love soijaks tho

>>52207800
No sane person would buy either

>>52207831
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING A CRINGE LOSER YOU MUST BE A GLOWIE!

>>52207800
What the fuck does this even mean

>>52207800
He's seething because the courts forced him to buy it, and now he's desperately trying to get his money back with gimmicks that won't take.

After 10 years or more I still don't get how to navigate Twitter. I always have to search via Google.

>>52207800
Will Elon pay for his own Blue Checkmark? Or will he just give it to himself for free?

>>52207800
which means /qa/ won

>>52207854
nice try shill

>>52207854
Sorry, bud. Soijaks haven’t been funny for like, the last 3 years and are now normalfag memes.

>>52207800
does this really surprise you? Obviously he's a big nerd.

>>52207800
I wonder how Starbucks feels about this lol

>>>52207854
>Sorry, bud. Soijaks haven’t been funny for like, the last 3 years and are now normalfag memes.

Unironically people will just leave Twitter and are already starting
There will be a new alternative everyone goes to
His ideas are stupid and only teenagers think theyre cool because LE SOCIAL MEDIA BAD

>>52207831
>tho
And redditors love saying this.

>>52207831
This is so true, so much soijak threads made by subversive kikes or just kikes with chutzpah that get off on mocking us

>>52207945
They're emulating nigspeak

>>52207800
Take note.
This is way culture flows now, and has since the dawn of 4chan and the mainstreaming of the internet, and hence memetic magic

>>52207932
>There will be a new alternative everyone goes to
there's like 10 already and nobody uses them

>>52207800
he posts here too. or used to

>>52207932
You sound like a petulant child

>>52207988
Because all of them have been labelled right wing sites
No one wants to use that.
There will be one all the media agrees is the new Twitter and goes to
If you don't think they have the power to do that, you're not paying attention

>>52207969
Next time you're going to call me a redditor maybe don't use your extremely dense knowledge of their typical vocabulary exposing yourself as a plebbitor faggot next time.

>>52207969
No they're not you retard, it's pronounced exactly the same it's just a quicker spelling convention similar to thru

>>52207861
>>52207932
>twitter is, like, so over
They'll be back. They'll all be back and nobody will "report" on it
It'll just be more endless kvetching at the evil Dr musk as he actually turns a profit on the machine they made for propaganda

>>52207993
>>52207869
You said you don't even know how to use the site. Adults are talking here kid, go to another thread.

>>52207800

>>52208003
I remember they removed all those Facebook buttons under the articles. Why didn't they redirect to a new Facebook? Because they can't and your scenario is wishful thinking. Elon made you butthurt at some point in life and now you get all emotional over a tangential topic.

I want to buy a checkie, gonna ask my wifes bf for 8 bucks

>>52207800
Drinking coffee is söy now? Sigh. As expected for soiteem.

>>52207800
Elon found a way to make the blue checkmark even more pathetic, and I can't figure out how that's supposed to entice me to spend 8 dollars every month for it.

>>52208033
This
I don't think they'll be able to swing people away from Twitter anymore than liberals actually follow through with their threats of moving to Canada after a conservitard gets elected

I wonder how much more profitable it will be >>52207969 tho with subscriptions from checkmarks (as it should be) and cutting a ton of useless staff

>>52207800
kek

>>52207800
>Richest guy in the world
Good goy, that's exactly what (((they))) want you to think.

>>52207932
The only real alternative (which is just a shameless copy) is Parler and they’re full of le evil nazis.

>>52207861
this is the correct answer

>>52208033
this is a retard who already lost 50% of his Tesla investment but still wants to suck Elon's dick

>>52208175
It's not, he hates blue checkmarks and wants to make them pointless, which is why the price is that high.

>>52208183
>>52207831
>tho

>>52208080
>Normalizing paying $8 for Starbucks hogwash
You need to go back

>>52208330
>hogwash
Goyslop*

>>52207800
i fucking love that he charges for the tick, cause so many people want to have it. It devalues those loser inner circle "celebs" by giving them to the people all the while twitter cashes in on the masses that previously could not get it.

>>52208183
>I wonder how much more profitable it will be
>subscriptions from checkmarks and cutting useless staff
in order to do the buyout Musk borrowed $25 billion from banks and added it to Twitter's balance sheet. Now Twitter has to pay $850 million per year *in interest*

"How much more profitable will Twitter be" is asking the wrong question. "How much money will they lose, and how quickly" is what you should be asking.

>>52208313
>$8 a month
>high
good morning, sirs!

>>52207800
Photoshop that shit and add disn*y, netfl*x, nvidia, sn^y.
It`s time for meme battle retards

>>52207800
Checked.
> cup of coffee
He's hinting at link kek

>>52208438
Twitter isn't even worth $0 let alone $8.

>>52207932
>There will be a new alternative everyone goes to
which one? name it and i will move

>>52208033
just like tumblr?

>>52208478
hes not demanding you to pay $8 to post on the platform. hes offering to sell you a shiny badge, which literally does nothing, for $8 a month

>>52207885
I can't wait until Elon posts ACK meme.
/qa/ won 4ever.

>>52207800
elon musk built a global control grid satellite network and the first thing he did with it was let NATO use it to help coordinate the slaughter of ukrainian and russian slavs while zionists looted what was leftover of the western treasury.

he only stopped when he needed more money, because nothing he does is profitable

>>52208003
And any site the media props up will be a "left wing site". There is no pivot that can save whatever new leftist echo chamber that pops up. Regardless of how you feel about it, only the most sadomasochistic leftists will join, and thst stench will stay forever.

Like it or not, Twitter is going to be around for a while, unless Musk really screws up on product positioning.

>>52207932
sounds like people saying they're moving to Canada in 2016

>>52207800
lmao it isn't so long ago when we were asking, how long before he becomes deranged enough and starts posting soijaks

>>52208299
Don't do stonks
Don't care about elon overall
This has more to do with the 'left' and its obsession with virtue signalling whilst simultaneously being gripped by their personal vices being unable to enact actual personal change
>>52208495
Tumblr didn't have official gov accounts and have operate de facto fan pages for celebrities to interact with cattle

>>52208701
see >>52208420

>>52208003
> There will be one all the media agrees is the new Twitter

It already exists. It’s called Reddit, but it’s too difficult for boomers to understand so they and the mindless media drones they listen to will stay on Twitter and pay the $8.

>>52208727
>as if this isn't another copy/paste episode of all the same cultural call-to-arms bullshit we've seen play out since 2012
Sure thing my guy

>>52207831

>>52207932
The kikes will not be able to stop normies from waking up. Diversion tactics will not be successful.

>>52207800
>basedjak posting
/qa/ lost

>>52208836
let me break it down for you
>twitter operated at a loss for 8 out of 9 years
>cumulatively it has lost $770 million
>now the company will lose another $800 million EVERY YEAR to pay Elon's debt
unless Elon pulls a unicorn out of his ass, Twitter is going to lose $1 billion every year

hand-waving that away and saying it's just culture war nonsense proves you're an idiot who belongs on >>>/pol/

>>52207861

You've constructed this fantasy in your mind where Elon didn't actually want to buy twitter and is now regretting his decision. I hope you realize this is just a coping mechanism because you are buttblasted at Elon for whatever reason I won't bother speculating on.

This is pathetic and you should stop.

>>52207800
/qa/ unironically influenced global dialogue and politics

>>52207800
>Elon
>Richest guy in the world

this nigga do be trippin fr fr no cap

>>52207800
>His entire fan base is basically compounded by redditors, basedjacks and twatter bots and he's mocking at them.
>At the same time tries to save a MySpace tier dead company by charging a monthly fee for the magic blue fagmark.
This faggot is seething so hard and doesn't accept the fact he did a mistake which is a typical trait of narcissists, he deserves more, that kind of people belongs in jail. They do nothing but being parasites.

>>52209210
Kek, i typed soijacks not basedjacks

>>52207869
Same here, twitter is the worst designed website ever, nothing make any fucking sense. Every timeline is backward, you have to click through many hops to only read the fucking answers on answers,... it's unsufferable.

>>52209168
>this fantasy in your mind where Elon didn't actually want to buy twitter
he didn't; it started as a joke on Twitter and he pretended to be serious so he had an excuse to sell some Tesla stock

>is now regretting his decision
if you don't believe he regrets buying Twitter then you haven't been watching the news or Elon's tweets for the last 6 months; the guy literally spent millions of dollars on lawyers and consultants in an unsuccessful attempt to back out of the deal

>>52209168
>tries to get out of it in literal court
>can't
>bro he totally wanted it the entire time
get his dick out of your mouth and think for a minute

>>52207932
I just joined

>>52207869
>>52209261
Yeah this its fucking retarded why doesn't it have an obvious link to the parent comment/post. Fucking onions fag developers.

>>52209210
Ok tyrant in waiting

>>52207800
Meanwhile jannies still don't let us use the word because it hurts their feelings

>>52207800
its like watching $40b being poured down a drain in real time.
and occasionally set on fire.

>>52207800
What does a blue checkmark even mean? Do you have to KYC to get one?

-t. Oldfag

>>52209334

>get his dick out of your mouth

Freudian slip. Stop projecting your faggotry on me.

>>52209290

It was 4D chess. You retards wouldn't understand. They didn't want to sell at first and look where we are now.

>>52208497
When your subscription service is worth less across the board than a 4chan Pass yet more expensive, you should realize it's time for you to return to said board to redraw the plans.

>>52208501
Gen X and Millennial entrepreneurs never cared about profitable businesses; they cared about self-enrichment and pleasing themselves

>>52208513
>Musk really screws up on product positioning.
He already is.
It's horrible optics for the first big news after a takeover to be a price hike. Imagine if mook did that.

You know what's great? Not giving a fuck about any of this political theater
Later losers

>>52207800
Turn 18 first and post after that.

>>52209545
>Freudian slip
>4d chess

>>52207800
I want to kill musk with my fist

>>52208765
Reddit u/ pages could have long ago been a Twitter competitor but Reddit has never advertised them or redesigned them as such.

Just a bunch of fatty skeleton corporations run by incompetent unimaginative dumbfucks

>>52208784
Is that supposed to be Lenin and Trotsky?

>>52208997
The way to go would have been to cater to enterprise and make Twitter more amenable to being used as an official newsfeed for businesses and government.

Elon has no vision or perspective. This immediate payment scheme for a barebones service exposed this.

>>52209210
good morning sir

>>52207854
100% of soijacks were commissioned by furry tranny faggots, who are allies with the CIA, and FBI, and every other glownigger not listed in this post in their quest to spread homosexuality to all nations of the planet Earth under pain of death.

They were made to make discussion turn to shit and make 4chan more and more unusable.

>>52209517
The blue checkmark was Twitter's verification system to show the public who is whoever they claim to be, as opposed to imposter accounts. From there it morphed into an indication of celebrity.
Elon intends to separate it into two tiers and use the new lower one to merely filter real people from possible bots, or profit in the process.

>>52207869
Yeah it's dogshit just like reddit. Use Nitter or Fritter if on your phone to make it bearable.

>>52207800
Melon Usk is a globohomo puppet leading the Fake Awakening.

https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA?t=1136
https://youtu.be/52dVfhgt_T4?t=694

>>52207884
He bought twitter for 44 billion, how much is $8 a month?

>>52207856
It means soibois are willing to pay for their daily coffee but not a twitter subscription

>>52209545
He may have been playing 4d chess but he still lost

>>52207831
soijacks were so powerful they nuked /qa/ cause of them
the soi wars were devastating

>>52207852
True.

>>52207932
I'm gonna buy a fucking checkmark just to support elon

>>52208003
The media doesn't have the power to do that anymore. Twitter will remain the premier normalfag shitposting website because it's so entrenched now. lol if anything "media" these days relies more on twitter than vice versa assuming you're talking about the usual legacy outlets.

>>52209334
He's always had an exit clause in the contract lmao. He bought twitter because he wanted to.

>>52209290
>>52209334
>Haha he just signed the contracts and shit on accident he never wanted it
The price he bought it for was way over inflated considering how the whole market fell since he first made his offer, but to say that he outright doesn't and never wanted it is retarded.

>>52210319
It's pretty obvious Elon doesn't give a fuck about the money. He'd probably be happy to ride off into the sunset with just 1 billion of his 150-200 billion he's worth if everything blows up in his face. Still worth it for the laffs.

>>52207932
>Unironically people will just leave Twitter
No, they won't. All they care about is follower count, money and attention. Its the same as the 'I'll leave America if Trump is elected!' crowd, they aren't willing to make a personal sacrifice.

>>52210038
Nobody is coming to save the world. The NWO has already won and are just slowly playing out their victory in the off-chance a hero would be forced into action to stop them. Nobody is doing anything, and everyone who seems to be is controlled opposition.

>>52208497
It’s an E-peen, like a k/d ratio or chieves
Only those matter more

>>52207861
Kek, this.
Bots bloated it and he bit like the fish he is.

>>52207932
Social media is bad though retard

>>52209847

So basically Elon’s plan is to make hostages of users. Pay up or lose your identity to imposters. It’s kikery, basically LEASING out someone’s identity back to them.

Twitter and Elon are vile.

>>52207800
He couldn't contain the sperg in him.

>>52207800
He doesn’t actually write the Tweets. He’s like Trump. A PR team does it to maintain his cult of personality. It’s probably just a bunch of spergs.

>>52208033
>They'll be back.
Exactly. No passive aggressive attack on wokeness can go unanswered. Rinse and Repeat.

God Bless Elon Musk.

>>52207854
kek based

>>52207831
lol soi boi

>>52207800
The price needs to be more reasonable, otherwise I would say it's better off cause the scam can be reduced.
>I would prefer if they have crypto payments.
>The world is moving towards that and now a whole city in Switzerland is accepting crypto as payments.
>So why not Twitter?

>>52213589
See all these retards posting soijaks who support Elons glownigger Jewish ass. Thanks for proving my point.

>>52207831
rip anon

>>52214410
Elon is a genius no doubts about that but he is a selfish prick that's a given.
He could have been a partner with Twitter but instead he bought it and became a sole proprietor.
As the adoption of crypto payments is increasing he will integerate that either Twitter, but he should give opportunities to other companies like zoidpay, Utrust or Twispay.
I doubt that asshole.

they just want to be mad at elon, no different than an older brother hating the younger because he is jealous that the younger 'stole' being younger from him. so in life, all that the younger brother does, the older brother finds faults in, despite the younger brother being logical and making sense

>>52214607
>>52214611
>Masada is renowned for the palaces and fortifications of Herod the Great
Herod is an edomite who larped as Judean just like modern days Jews

>>52214646
Either ways he is going to do what ever he thinks right, all we can do is adopt to that.

But if he could give some opertunities to aspiring young entrepreneurs who have built crypto payment gateways like Zoid pay, utrust or even Binance pay it would be real nice. Don't you think the same?

elon has named (((them))) and will continue to do so

>>52207831
they do indeed but it's not like anyone here has an original thought anyway. i don't even know why i bother coming here anymore.

>>52208501
>slaughter of ukrainian and russian slavs while zionists looted what was leftover of the western treasury.
Meds now /pol/troon.

>>52207861
What is this cringe new redditor cope?

>>52209846
omegacope from an "anon" who's likely a software engineer working for globohomo
you guys are extremely obvious

can I larp as someone famous and pay for the blue tick to easily scam people?

>4chan pass tier monetization
Let's see how it works out. Remember Elon, you need to pay jannies their fair salary ($0) otherwise it won't work.

>>52207800
is this the top of the basedjak bubble?

>>52207856
Twitter normies screeching over paying 8 dollars a month for verified username checkmark, while spending 8$ everyday on Starbucks.

It's not that complicated of a meme dude, Jesus.

>>52207852
Ok boomer

>>52207800

>>52207932
>There will be a new alternative everyone goes to
ah yes, the alternatives filled with racists, pedos and Qtards shoa'd from twitter
I'm sure Steven King and Kevin Snoy (He/Him) will be right at home with Nggrkllr1488 and BasedCunyLover

>>52214646
Heard that Herod guy was big into Blood Libel, too.

>>52218151
i'll never forget this woman stephanie herod on twitter, an abortion councilor, who said she would tell white couples to abort but black couples to keep. when she got found out, after admitting so publicly on twitter like her dr mengele eugenic experiment is a high virtue, they hid it. thats one toxic culture + religion

>>52207800
Based