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>tfw 32 years old and still not a vice-president
It’s over.

>> No.52210369

>>52210309
How many vice presidents does a company need?

>> No.52210372

>>52210309
Wow. Mr Allen's card really is superb

>> No.52210385

>>52210309
I'm 30 and don't even have a job

>> No.52210524

>>52210385
based

>> No.52210594
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>>52210309

If you are 18 with less than $11 million in your Roth IRA, you are not going to make it!

>> No.52210769

>>52210369
it's a title given to middle manager wagies to make themselves feel better

>> No.52210790

>>52210369
It’s I-banking they’re like the equivalent of a basic manager. The catch is thought they’re managing other bankers

>> No.52210942

>>52210309
Just make your own company to become president.

>> No.52211257

>>52210594
but i can just contribute 6000$ per year

>> No.52211285

>>52210309
Patrick BATEMAN

>> No.52211344
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>Pierce and Pierce

lol

>> No.52211415

>>52210309

Did you miss the part where his family owned the company or whatever? In banking a VP is not the same as a VP in F500 companies. They still make decent money though.

>> No.52211475

>>52210309
ngl id go with paul allen just based on the cards

>> No.52211510

>>52211475
This, he really does have the best card.

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>>52210524

>> No.52211959

>>52210369
You don't get it. They represent the alter egos of Bateman, all 4 cards are each owned by one of his personalities. Look at the phone numbers, they are all identical.
It's a jewish movie about MPD (multiple personalities disorder) who are artificially created via MK traumas during childhood like literally all the movies produced in jewllywood, it's literally the only subject). One of the personality have a Gamma program, which is the "killer program". This program is within Bateman's alter.

>> No.52212073

>>52210369
I thought they were making cards as if they were the vice president?
Like this is the card they would have if they really got to that position.

>> No.52212090

>>52210369
As many as it takes to shove all the useless nepotism hires into a corner by themselves so they don't fuck things up for actually working people.

>> No.52212105

>>52210309
Paul Allen has the best card, unironically.

>> No.52212116

>>52211959
Shut up.

>> No.52212140

>>52210309
>tfw a 30 year old Vice President making six figures in some bank back office

It’s nice because I don’t have that much work to do. It’s not nice because my bank will lay people off in a heartbeat in a downturn, and while I’m a good performer, I’m still paranoid about losing my job….

>> No.52212141

>>52212116
What's up kike, don't like it when the goyim are sharing your secrets?

>> No.52212295

>>52212140
It's time all the bullshit jobs get purged. Literally over half the ppl i know irl have completely bullshit jobs. If they simply were useless, i wouldn't mind it, but it's worse : they are making everything more needlessly complicated and convoluted. They are ruining the productivity of others. Especially in the government.

All the retarded laws, regulations, permits, etc.. metastasing the western world are a direct consequence of this. It's bored gubment's employees who try to justify their own jobs. And since they can't produce, they simply shart out new paper-pushing bullshit every day.

If tomorrow we laid off all the bullshit jobs (like yours) and put all the fired ppl on UBI, i'd bet my ass we would see a +20% productivity boom overnight. We truly live in a nightmare, where bored people pretend to work fake jobs they hate, only to enjoy free time later. Why not simply lay off half the pop and leave them enjoy free time? This entire society feel like a kindergarden for adults.

>> No.52212648

>>52210309
Paul Allen
Patrick Bateman
David Van Patten
Timothy Bryce

For me, it's the dots between numbers for Paul Allen that classes it up.

>> No.52213801

>>52211959
>You don't get it. They represent the alter egos of Bateman, all 4 cards are each owned by one of his personalities. Look at the phone numbers, they are all identical.
>It's a jewish movie about MPD (multiple personalities disorder) who are artificially created via MK traumas during childhood like literally all the movies produced in jewllywood, it's literally the only subject). One of the personality have a Gamma program, which is the "killer program". This program is within Bateman's alter.

I wondered what this movie was about for a while... thought it was just some sick jewish snuff film but seems like you nailed it. Reminds me of Fight Club

>> No.52213902

they all misspell acquisitions which is funny :D

>> No.52215482

>>52210309
>paul
>david
>patrick
>timothy
I prefer how the numbers and pierce & pierce logo are on the far edges of the card
how did that nitwit get so tasteful?

>> No.52215509

>>52210769
can confirm, was VP of Sales at a shit tech company for years, is essentially middle management with decent stock options if you can perform.

>> No.52215653

>>52213801
Yes, also if you pay attention, you'll notice that each time he's "reunited" with his other alters, they are all 4 present in each scene. There is never one missing. This is common with MDP victims, they have "gatherings" with all their personalities.
Also in the 3rd restaurant scene, when it's time to pay, they all throw an identical american express gold card in the silverware where is the note. If some autist bothered to zoom in, i'm 100% sure the same card's numbers would appear on each card.

I didn't especially pay attention to the movie, but i'm sure there are many more hints hidden in plain sight about MK Ultra/Monarch. Maybe in the songs' lyrics he speak about in lenght before killing his victims. Or the serial killers he casually jokes about. Or the restaurants' name. I believe one named Darcia or something is even in the center of the plot.