/biz/ - Business & Finance

what is that fucking CDX?

>>5205747
Why don't you do real trades instead of larping anon?

>>5205747
fuck off pajeet

>>5205812
how much you got?

>>5205747
you hold garbage

>>5205830
I am not indian , I am canadian

>>5205747
Grats anon you really made it, i hope you will do well :)

>>5205872
thank you so very much!
I have a ton of anons to thank for this. I started with an investment of 500M 5 years ago.

>>5205747
>I reached my target
did you figure out how to install blockfolio?

>>5205896

>only 4x'd his initial investment in 5 years

holy fuck anon you might as well have just stayed in the stock market

>>5205747
help us out and push XLM!

>>5205896
I hope you will change the world for the better with that money, what are your ideas?

>>5205977
I am happy with my returns, I did very well and can now retire. At the ripe old age of 32.

>>5206039
yes all you needed was a small loan of 500m from your father

>>5205747
>+231B%

Nice photoshop, thats not how percentages work pajeet.

>>5206014
That is the question.
My main idea is to buy a nice piece of land and start farming...maybe somewhere more tropical. I am a third gen farmer after all and I prefer the quiet life rather than the trading life.

protip: 2018 will make 2008 look like a sunny day at the park. The old system is going the way of the dodo.

Friendly reminder that anyone can enter any amount into blockfolio and it's not connected to one's wallets.

>>5205747
Now you had BETTER be financing revolutions Soros style, except for right wing causes of course™

Use your wealth to make the world a better place for anons. I'll take care of myself©

>>5206122
What animals would you want on your farm?

>>5206076
hahahahah

200m was mine
50m my dad
50m my partner
200m a farm co-op

You got some happy farmers today. Of this, 50% is mine. The rest I am giving back to those who believed in me.

Holy fuck I need to stop visiting biz if people here are actually this retarded

>>5206170
I am thinking more exotic animals: green iguana, boar, some xebu.

At this point, I really have to decide based on where I will decide to relocate. NO MORE WINTERS...that is my only condition at this point.

>>5205747
Twinklevoss

>>5206122
Make sure you get someone for your nutrition, things like waterfilters and start growing your own food. Nothing else to focus on now besides your & your families health and hapiness, your blessed.

>>5206233
what? I didn't make enough for your standards?

>>5205747
Holy fuck dude, nice! Any tips?

>>5205747
Cool if true.
You could do a lot of good for others with that money aside of your close family, is that in your plans?

congrats on this seriously

>>5206248
But without winter wouldn't you grow tired of the sun? I would say Idaho in the United States is a great farming state with great summers and ok winter's.
What kind of climate do you currently live in?

>>5206285
I am a 3rd generation farmer. I want to go take several classes in permaculture, maybe spend some time learning more advanced techniques. Next week I am going to South America to learn how to grow and harvest vanilla and cocoa.

>>5206296
2018 will make 2008 look like a fucking pride parade. Preperation is being made to replace the dead system currently in place. Invest in anything that the banks are jumping on. They are preparing for the big happening.

>>5205747
what do you lucky people do when you reach your targets? do you cash out to fiat/usdt to freeze that number because crypto can make you poor again the next minute.

>>5206338
thanks! many anons helped me to get there, thank you guys so very much.
I was not born with a silver spoon. Sounds a little corny but: believe in your gut feeling.

>>5206193
how did you get 200m in the first place? That's far more than made already

>>5206362
my family farm is located in the NE of the USA/Canada.

I want to start something fantastic and work with more exotic plants. I have a friend who just became a doctor and wants to start a non-profit clinic. Might be nice to get a nice natural med clinic + farm going.
so many options at this point..

>>5206478
you can add whatever you want on that app m8

>>5206530
Ah,a poorfag can dream :^(

>>5206414
I am closing the fund. I am keeping 50%, the rest goes to my investors. I am fucking DONE. I worked like a fucking asshole..drank too much coffee and got stressed to many times. I don't think I will ever grow hair on my nuts AHHAHAAH

I made a lot of mistakes, lost some crazy amounts...no more casino for me
gonna cash out in local currency to purchase land. Buy equipment, set up shop. The rest I will eventually give away, slowly but surely. I especially don't want my fucking kids to know anything but the farm life.

Are people taking a fat fingered buy on ED seriously? 1.43m for a token worth 120sats? Come on lads I thought we were all smarter than this.

>>5206478
The initial investment basically my share of my grandpa's old farm.
I convinced a group of people to join the fund. I am fucking done. I will enjoy a bottle of wine tonight and close up shop tomorrow morning

>>5206611
That is seriously awesome!! Do you have any children yet? I'm expecting my first in April, he probably will witness me obsess over crypto...

>>5206671
ah so it was family wealth
rip hopes

>>5206677
got 4 kids.
I want the quiet life now. I am 32 and don't want to deal with the business world anymore. I don't want my kids to grow up around this toxic shit. They have enough to set them up for 3 generations...if I spoil them, they will become little snot nosed bastards. so many of my associates have fucked up kids and lives. I don't want that for myself or my family.
Promised my wife 5 years ago that I would retire no matter what.
It feels like my testicles have finally dropped

>>5205868
You don't need to say it twice, pajeet

>>5206795
Holy shit you the man!!!! Is your whole family going on the trip to South America? That will be a fun trip.

>>5206760
I just made 22 farm hands millionaires but they won't know until christmas. Put that money aside cause without them, my family would not have made their fortune. My dad is a fucking redneck. He is the most simple bastard you can imagine. when I called him to tell him how much we are closing, he told me to fuck off AHAHAHAH

I even told the workers that they probably would not get a bonus this year AHAHAHAHH

Are those numbers even real or is this some larp? Jesus fuck OP what the hell were you trading and what were your strategies to not fuck up with this kind of money? This is mega whale levels of money and every big buy you'd make would leave a nasty mark in the order books. Give us some ideas to learn from your success & mistakes.

>>5206829
AHAHAHHA fuck that, 4 kids on a plane to south america...NEVER.

I will leave the kids for 2 weeks at the grandparents and go with the wife to see what we can find. I was thinking of getting something in Uruguay, I hear the Bush family got some land over there

>>5206875
good on you for taking care of the people that helped you get there

You will miss winter.

>>5206939
So did you day trade cryptos constantly to get to where you're at? Or did you have a day job?
Sorry I keep asking all these questions, your story just intrigues me.

>>5206875
got any tips for a newfag?
this is my first post ever on /biz/ and im starting out with 10k

>>5206906
oh man...the loses....some nights I wanted to fucking jump out the window. I think that the hardest thing to master is self control. One night I was about to call it quits, make 22M...went in again cause I had a few scotches...went to bed. The next morning I woke up to find I had lost 10M....THANK FUCK I made it back but it took a while.
The best tip I have: Invest in good tech. Read everything you can and go take a class on new computer tech if you don't know what the fuck is going on behind the scenes. Set up meetings with the teams.

pro tip: shit gonna hit the fan in 2018...2008 + fukushima. Everything will shift to decentralized/ P2P over tor/i2p..Smart contracts are also something you have to look into.

Don't try to be smart on pump & dumps..stay away from dubious shit

>>5206193

I always believed in you, errr...uh... Steve..?

>>5206906
Its a larp. Someone on ether delta fat fingered a buy for cdx at like 10eth for 0.005 CDX or some shit

Congrats from a fellow Canadian. Toronto :)
one day i hope

>>5206952
no joke. If you don't help those that helped you, you are nothing but a piece of shit. I take pride in taking care of those around me. I am the most simple person you can imagine. Despite my lucky break, I was always surrounded by alt of the earth people (my grandpa was a farmer, my dad, my uncles, my cousins, my brothers).

>>5206965
oh hell no HAAHAHAHAH
32 years of winter is enough for me.
My last white Christmas

>>5207015
when my grandpa died, he left me a piece of land. I sold it for 150m. I took a few years off, went to study math, did business and got interested in crypto 5 years ago. I have a hard on for the tech, so I got a fund going. Basically me, family members and a few friends. We have 22 people working with us, I placed an initial investment (400k) for each. They have no idea that their socks will be stuffed with a FAT check this year, 1.25M for each one, out of my own pocket.

I have prepared the most insane Christmas party this year. Entire pigs on spits will be cooked, everybody will get smashed. It will be fantastic

>>5205747
>tfw you become a billonare by trading in zimbabwe dollars

>>5207019
sure: LEARN THE TECH BEHIND YOUR INVESTMENTS.

I had to take a few classes and update my knowledge on computer tech. Never invest in crypto if you don't know the application of the new technology,

Brace for impact in 2018. The wheels are coming off the entire system. The whales are on the move, preparing for the replacement of the old system. After this last fiasco, they won't have a choice to adopt blockchain. They know that the pitchforks are coming.

Look to decentralized exchanges. At some point there will be no other option. You don't want to know what type of unsavory people run those exchanges.

>>5206760
I'm 22 and made 50k this year off investments alone and I got my first job that pays 110k. I'm planning on working part time once I'm 30 and retiring by 40. Don't give up!

>>5206677
>>5206829
>>5207015
>>5206170
>>5206362

Dude just stop, he's not going to give you money lol

How do you even cash that out?

>>5207396
I was going for the 40 plan but I am 32 now and I am tired. Handling large amount of money that could sink small countries is stressing to say the least

>>5207393
Thoughts on Link? what should a 20 year old college student do rn

>>5207434
with the amount of money I am moving around, they roll out the red carpet.

>>5207396
thank you for the inspiration it means a bunch

>>5207440
Yeah the stakes keep getting higher as your wealth grows. Just last year I was making 2 grand investments, which was a huge percentage of my net worth. Now I throw around 12k like it's nothing. I'm sure by the time I'm your age it'll be much more than that.

I FUCKING GIVE UP HOLY SHIT YOU CUNTS ARE A BUNCH OF BRAIN DEAD SEA LIONS FUCKING JEEZ

>>5207448
2018 will be the year that changes it all.
again: look to invest in blockchain, decentralized over p2p - TOR/I2P, smart contracts...

the next crash (2018) is the last crash. The banks will have to adapt. now is the time for the next phase, new investment chances are about to take off. by 2020, banks will have to use blockchain because they know people won't take another bailout. They will try to pass off their robbery as <oops, we did it again> and then tell people that they will move to blockchain to be transparent.

Transparency is the new buzzword

>>5205747
OP: I am 16, so I don't have very much money. I have about $50 in ethereum. Thats it. What are some tips you can give me on how to make profit from day trading cryptos?

>>5207486
hope for you sir, when I started throwing around 30-40M my balls would sink into my stomach.

>>5207595
Also forgot to mention that I am on school holidays, so I have 8 hours a day+ free time.

>>5207499
you ok buddy?

>>5207595
>>5207619
For starters stop believing a picture like that. Jesus christ are you in special ed?

>>5207019
see >>5207024 >>5207204

>>5207595
unless you are very good in math, don't day trade.
Go long on crypto you know is sound of mind. If it has an application in the real world, go for it.

>have one chance at life
>born in Edmonton

>>5205747
OH yeah? Check out my gainz, got in in 2009.

>>5207653
it is not shopped, I assure you

>>5206086
It doesn't even have to be a photoshop, you enter whatever numbers you want in blockfolio.

>>5207694
good for you!

>>5205896
/thread

but how'd you attain 500mil to begin wtih?

>>5207711
Its not shooped, but refresh and see if that fat fingered buy is still the same price

>>5207762
200M was land I got as an inheritance.
the rest was family, friends and a farmer co-op.

>>5205747
Can you help me pay rent for next month, short 550 :( Thanks anon (BTC)
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>>5207826
If you are one of the 22 people that works on my family farm, you will be getting a 1.25M check this year as a stocking stuffer

this thread is the reason I have no hope for you goys

>>5207846
where do I apply?

>>5207798
you're portfolio is actually very unimpressive for your starting capital and time you've been in here. It actually seems like it'd be difficult to make that little.

You're either larping or a terrible investor/trader. I'm up x3 on my entire portfolio this week alone. Just a x2 (which I'm on track to get by EOY) and my % gains would be the same as yours..

>>5207878
have you ever worked on a farm before?

>>5207895
The same as yours but in a single month, I meant. Can you give some details about your trade history? I'm baffled you managed to make so little % gains desu.

>>5207919
no :(

>>5207846
Hey it's me ur farmhand, I need an advance to buy my family Christmas gifts

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>>5206193
since i made you laugh send me btc and prove you are what you say you are.
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>>5207895
How easy do you think it would be to move around that kind of money in crypto? The liquidity just isnt there. Even trading 10% of your portfolio would wipe out/eat up entire order books.

And stop falling for bullshit larps anon

>has 4.2b in coins no one ever heard of
>/biz/ believes it

>>5207895
I am not the best trader in the world, never said I was.
but considering that I now have 2B and change at age 32...not too shabby

>>5207979
>And stop falling for bullshit larps anon

Yeah I started to wonder what the fuck I'm actually doing after posting that kek

>>5207846
Hey, dude. I got rape by 2 horses. Pls giv free money

>>5207932
I honestly did not want to risk too much as about 350 people were counting on me. All I was looking for was 5% a day. My investors are happy, I am happy. I am not looking to set a record or even think I am hot shit. just came by to say thanks to all the anons that helped me out along the way.

>>5205747
Maybe you could spare a little bitcoin any amount . To help me buy a gift for my mother i would make her xmas

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>>5207846
>22 people
>200m farm
Ok

>>5207979
Whales don't swim in your pond my friend.

show me your numbers, big shot.

>>5208165
inb4 weedfarm

>>5208003
jealousy is a mother fucker. I know.

I'm really depressed right now and dreaming of a farm...is there any chance?

1KDy6Gp5q1NMNjTDNvzCh6uWBANHhaY9Ks (BTC)

>>5208005
Can I actually have some money so I can buy christmas gifts for my two younger siblings? My parents have overdue payments, so as a result there are going to be no christmas gifts this year. I fee really bad for asking a stranger on the internet for money, but I love my sibling and want to make sure that they are happy this christmas. here is my BTC and ETH addresses: 12FXHfmVMz1wiwaF2bZ8V9H432A9SEoNcF
0x4f6313deDf87aA48E57B582B6fF9c1c4B6D9f73B

>>5208035
biz is some funny shit. I have been around for years, posting, chatting...and every time a whale comes by...you stupid assholes prefer to suck each other's cocks rather than join in the conversation.

>>5207463
you sound like a larping faggot.

>>5208165
Do you have any idea how many of my family members work on this farm as well?

Have you people never been to a farm?

>>5208199
HAHAHAHAH fuck, I wish, then I would be playing with escobar money.

>>5208273
oh why thank you Mr Grinch

>>5206939
some kids are more equal than others i see

>>5208338
all jokes aside I'm genuinely curious on what crop your family produces

I am off.....it was a riot.

As it is the Christmas in a few days, put up your BTC wallet numbers. My bro will monitor the thread and screen cap it when the thread dies.
I will give 3 of you guys 1 bitcoin each

Have a merry christmas, let the wallets come in

fuck it, I am feeling generous....5 of you bastards will get 1 BTC

>>5208466
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Merry Christmas!

>>5207944

>>5208466
happy holidays man, was nice to talk

if you're serious it would be amazing, maybe I could buy my senpai some nice gifts this year with your blessing

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>>5208466
I suppose there's no harm in posting a wallet.
Enjoy your gains
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>>5208466
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2 million retirement pls, kthx

>>5208553
>tfw senpai becomes senpai, wat.

>>5208466
that would be amazing
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>>5208466
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>>5208466
>>5208502

Reported. good luck

>actually making it

See you on the moon, moonman

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Before I forget...Eric P...if you are watching the thread, I just deposited 3 BTC in your account cause you gave me some LOTS OF HELP

Thanks brother!

>>5208466
i want to buy an arcade machine for my son for christmas
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>>5208466
Thank you

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You are a true hero.

Holy fuck, that is incredible, congrats on your balls. And here I am, trying to make a "mere" 30k$ to get out of debt (3rd world country).

Many rich people say giving back is the greatest feeling of all, maybe you should try using some of your wealth for doing good. Peace.

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>>5208658
reported for what? cause I want to give away 5 BTC cause biz helped me get to my goal?

HAHAHHAHAHA
get a life, friend

>>5208466
I'm late to respond, but cheers m8. Thanks a ton.

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>>5207288
Fly me in to bartend for you lmao

>>5208466

Im going to continue to day trade until I can quit my slavewage job

but just in case.

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>>5208466
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DANK YEW 4 DA BIT COW EENS SUH

>>5208466

You're a good goy

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>>5208466
just a college student who's gonna reinvest it in alts, plus buy mom a phone
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Is this real? It makes me want to stay on 4chan (I can't believe I'm actually saying this..)

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>>5208658
>reporting someone who can buy out the entire site at a whim
I don't think he cares anon

>>5208502
Stay humble bro

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>>5208466
It's this guy again
>>5206677
That would help pay for birthing expenses, as you know it can be pretty expensive. Have a merry Christmas and have a safe trip to South America!
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>>5208466
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i wish you the best anon. happy holidays and congrats, i want to be you when i grow up

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>>5208466
Wew lad! Merry Christmas!
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>>5208702
>>5208502
>>5208466

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Enjoy them gains my man. Do something positive with all the power you have accumulated. Take time to really think about what that kind of money can accomplish and go out there and be great.

Good luck man

>>5205747
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BTC

Merry Christmas from Toronto anon

Seriously , what is CDX?

>>5208466

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Thank you friend

>>5209038
It might be cryptodex it might be commodity ad network i don't know

>>5208466
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Couls be anofher step closer to buying a house and quitting crypto
Or I'll get a ban for begging, which ia also nice

>>5205747
nice job op, but why retire so early? i hold over 80B in STRETKDSJU coin and haven't even considered it. i need to afford to retire comfortably on my own mars-base mansion first

>>5208466
Merry Christmas you beautiful human
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>>5208466
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Merry Christmas, too.

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Fellow Canadian here! Not a farmer, but I live near many. Congrats on everything

>>5208466
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>>5208466
You made it, brah. Hopefully I can do the same one day.

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1 btc would change my fucking life, holy shit. Thanks anon.

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On a side note, with those Billions please invest in anything that's going to save our biosphere from complete and utter collapse within the next 100 years. Renewable energy, sustainable farming, green spaces, bio tech.. whatever else you can. I have my first child on the way at age 24 and i'm fucking terrified by what the future holds for me and my tiny family. I'm in crypto to begin making a difference, but you're already there anon.. Godspeed.

>>5208466

Merry Christmas bruh

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>>5208466
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thanks anon, glad to see someone making it and showing it's possible.

Anon, provide some tips, how to make it. at least 20k.

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thanks

>>5208751
Cheers anon, enjoyed the read.
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>>5208466
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merry xmas dude!

>>5206014
Give everyone on biz 1M

Merry Xmas from NZ mate! If this is real I'm putting it into a fund for my 6 week old niece.

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>>5208466
merry chrimas

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>>5208466
no harm trying, i guess
merry christmas man
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Good luck!
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>>5208466
>>5208502
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Thanks anon. Things have been pretty shit for my family lately, so this would be incredibly helpful. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you.

Cheers OP spare a BTC?
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Nocoiner here, I'll cash out instantly desu.

>>5208466
Bless you and thank you. Poor fag here.

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>>5208466
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orly?

I'd gladly accept a little coin my way if you can spare it.

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>>5208502
Do me!
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Did I make it? Merry Christmas ya'll

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I never win stuff like this, but I'll give it a shot

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Merry Christmas all

>>5208466
My sister and I want to visit Spain.
I don't need the money for anything, but it would be nice
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>>5208466
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Merry Christmas!

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wow I fucked up

>>5208466
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nevar hurts ta tri

Anon, you could make my life a whole lot better

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>>5208466
Merry Christmas my man. thx for doing this. Hope I get something. Good luck anons.

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>>5209310
1 btc if you give me sauce on grill

>>5208466
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Anonymous to Anonymous.

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>>5208751
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26 years old graduated at 25
40k student loan
also need 200k for house deposit so I can move out of mummys and daddys, chinese making houses costs lots of money ;(.

desu I'm not going to get anything, I don't even deserve it, i'm a miserable person and a former neet

>>5205747
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT XWC

>>5208466
>>5208502
1NyWswEMEkAqqXgqMhcTzzQFWRKGLMu8eV

no harm in trying

Unless this is the nicest whale in this planet's existence, deifnitely a larp. If someone actually had this much, how would you even cash out? Spread your coins onto every exchange possible and hit every withdraw limit? Lol.

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>>5208466
Thanks man. Merry Christmas!
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>>5208466
merry Christmas anon! hope your warm farm will keep growing like your heart!

>>5209652
Hey, I'm here

https://www.instagram.com/shibukaho/

Ask and you shall receive

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Even if you give me three cents worth of BTC, that's enough for a laugh. Enjoy the Instagram account, my friend.

>>5205747
put it all into btc on multiple accounts and then have multiple people withdraw at the same time. all 4 billion. Fucking kill the king

>>5209724
normally with that kind of money you have to contact the exchanges directly to work things out

I never win anything, but will never stop trying. Grats to you and your family. Don't forget us.
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>>5208502
1BSUqRkSKLEMsZWLt1Ear2Z86krM3QAhgK

You're awesome for doing this for biz! 1BTC would really help me :)

>>5208466
12WnTBWzvwDxY92jWD1hyuiG58E3m1bvck
if i win ill literally suck your dick on christmas

>>5208466
thank you and a merry christmas to you
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Might as well give it a try. Merry Christmas!

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>>5208466
1Ngi3YsQ3hGyco3GrC9sRyxGkXXUPo6rRd

Merry Christmas rich anon!

>>5208466
>>5209669
me

I have 5 siblings, I'd like to buy them something nice for Christmas, it'd make up for all those past Christmases as a neet where I bought them cheap shit.

>>5208466
Merry christmas!

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>>5208502

Hallelujah, praise he who hast madeth it! Congrats on the lambo. Or the lamboes at that point

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Rolling! Interesting read, op

>>5208466
19cxKhNdtNHzSrhKJi9yAZLLwxFLC7umhS

Goddamn man, Merry Christmas :)

>>5208466

I'd be so happy if I won, you don't even know...

I've been stressed out of my mind lately and crypto is the only thing keeping me going.

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>>5208466
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>>5208466
1CGBFv3Wk6E7shPzQMuZ9yLP9Kbrt2YJvm

Happy Christmas to you, hopefully this will cover my living expenses while I study chemistry

>>5208466


I'd be so happy if I won, you don't even know...

I've been stressed out of my mind lately and crypto is the only thing keeping me going.

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It was so nice without the begging. ARE THE MODS ASLEEP?

>>5208466
>>5208502

Thanks anon!

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>>5208466
>>5208502
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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>>5208466
1FtD1jjUfjc9hxVMKvRpeSJCiwCb9G9rPC

bls gib

>>5209981
if I dont make big money quick I am fucked...

>>5208466
notice me senpai
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>>5205747

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>>5209755
you're not me

>>5208466
Rich anon, huh? Want to help fund my moon mission? Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!

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Hopefully not in too late :O

>>5207288
Shit, checking those dubs. Mmm roasted pigs.

>>5207579
I can see that, I already could tell we're in a massive bubble again right now but things look like they'll keep going up until the first couple months in 2018.

>>5210132
>>5208466
didn't reply on my OG, my bad 1KGqyKFy3hhQW2PzXesJgtTXJcw7JUsQTJ

>>5205747

Quick buy up Cardano before christmas or you'll be kicking yourself in the prostate,

>>5208466
Love you BBY. Keep making papa proud
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>>5210112
Man wanted some tiddies, I gave the man some tiddies.

OP, I don't think I've ever seen someone LARP as hard as you're LARPing right now. Congrats on this. Seriously.

>>5210162
thats fair

>>5209724
121 unique posters

4.28/121

35million

OP could make 121 4chan losers millionaires and he'd still have over 4 billion dollars.

>>5208098
>helped

>>5208466
1FUHC5wuE1KWduP1pWTtgFYcJVMCQBQLM5

In Russia i can buy a house for 1 btc. Thank you.

>>5208502
Hey man, fellow Canadian-Indian here, living in Toronto (Well... Brampton), originally from a small town. Congrats on your earnings, I have a similar goal in mind. Not as much money as you, but to retire to a farm. We also had one in the family but unfortunately it will never go to me, I'll have to earn my own!

If I get a coin from you I will be sure to invest as wisely as you, and avoid that crash you're talking about. Here's my wallet:

14yzZZZfwcxDmdC7aC9iymGjdMeTKXG6nF

Merry Christmas!

>>5205747
Congratulations anon! Well done making it!

>>5208466
1MNxZdTdTxjKbfU7wzm1pvg2dYDk1g9tFT
:)

>>5208466
1BKe4hrAubKKARBUgQ
MY3DDFXPzw4zpWJe

lmao one bitcoin pays off my debt and a little extra for my final year towards my BA

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if you're still feeling generous!

1K9khAns5vSYMHWyWS6gob6qaXYHgGDc37 please anything you give me will help. cars in the shop, haven't bought any gifts for loved ones. thank you for at least giving me hope

Reporting all the beggars.

>>5208502
It’s always 42. you are a stud
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>>5208466
1PmVF4mAqftqNx86oep5t5gxn9VZ4mW8pW

I will eat my own dick for BTC

>>5208466
Merry Christmas!

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>>5207019
I started with 10,000 last week.

You're not going to catch every moon, but joining halfway through isn't bad.

Don't be afraid to sell something at a loss to catch a different moon.

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happy holidays my friend. with love

>>5208466
>>5208502
It would legit mean the world. Hopefully I'm lucky
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>>5210304
Do you honestly believe in TRX?

>>5208466
Reported.

>>5208466
gotta play to win

>>5208502
3AirkQ2af2GL88fXE578W3iUVHgjBCSunL

thank u based bitman

>>5208466
>>5208502

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>>5210304
>durr 10,000 to 25,000 is sooo much u r expert

>>5210211
headline of the year, guy would literally create his own empire of millionaires and be in the internet history books as the day OP truly delivered

I told my 36 year old mentally retarded neighbor that I was certain there was a Santa Claus and the look of relief on his face has to be worth a bitcoin. He's like 6'1 210 lb but his hands are small like a 12 years old size. Merry Christmas!

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I got tired of hearing about all of these charities that waste money and don't do any good. So I started my own. I basically recycle old useless laptops and stick pdfs (books on health, science, permaculture, water, etc) and language software (english, french, spanish, mandarin, and arabic) on them. I then fly them down personally to Lilongwe Malawi, and distribute them to libraries, schools, and orphanages. This way I can donate and I know my time/money will go towards something beneficial.....education (and recycling). Because cloths, food and bibles are cool, but they will not help in the long run, right? I am currently in need of around $2000 per trip for the flight down, and I have about 30 laptops ready to go now even, just no money to fly. Anybody have any crypto to spare? Or any old laptops for that matter (old is fine, as long as they still work tho) Check my website out www.mabukumalawi.com, and I can skype with you too for proof if needed.


BTC 1LZTC9wUjUnZ5SB3vP38CwZzY86S3VFchi
LTC LTkDUWpJZd6GfpXtdKFXbGadPjAYvoiDm9
ETH 0x3f91e823c1F25909EFf73aCD795fe35B4D388AF4

>>5208466
I will invest wisely.
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>>5210332
For short term gains I certainly do. I allocated the portion of my portfolio that I was willing to lose. I made 28% on it in the last 24 hours

>>5210384
No worries. I'll have 35k by January and I have been investing in other passive income as well.

Thread reported. Billions or not, you should not encourage begging.

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inb4 banned

>>5208466
Please I hope you pick me. I'm a suicidal alcoholic NEET that needs money for therapy for a dozen different mental problems.

You would literally save my life with 1 BTC, even 0.1 BTC or something would help me a lot.

Please man, I'm fucking desperate.

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>>5208466
>>5208502
I don't know what to say man for all I know this is just a really good larp. Fuck, it's a really good larp. I guess most decisions are made on hope, right?

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give me money to get me thru college pls. jk i might drop out and become a trader lol. anyway, 16wPP9ENkHK63rRCKuQY29wLks5hJyy3xF

1JEoWAeveVSkR39A3ogFVhemS824p9vk5N

Please, it would help me and my family out in a much needed way. Would be a blessing. Thank you.

>>5208502
Wow man, are you crazy? 0,5 BTC is a lika a 4-year salary for me. Here goes...
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Jesus, I could use some help....anything. please

>>5208751
Reported for being either an illiterate or a retard unable to read the board rules.

>>5208466
That feel when OP is the most generous OP ever.

Thanks for helping me afford therapy. I sure need it.

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>>5208466
>>5208502
What a Christmas that would be!
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>>5210044
Double Dubs, Check em

>>5208466
>>5208466
1Kpn5LXBX7ma1Nxhv4AXA6PSUremsW9YYW

I've never been happy in my life

I probably never will be, It might be 30 years before I no longer have to worry about money, perhaps you could reduce that time and I can experience what life is like when the majority of my income is residual income, I've want to experience for once in my life comfiness.

>>5208466
happy christmas
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>>5208502
BitGod pls

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ITT /biz/ is full of suckers that will believe anything. No wonder you all miss the moons.

>>5210815
It never hurts to hope for a Christmas miracle.

Don't be such a Scrooge. If OP is legit then he'll really make some people's Christmas.

>>5208466
>>5208502
14x76kcEfbPve1qsKYAHCXrzZcMMR559v6

GF and I split, spending Christmas alone without family this year since I was staying on this side of the country for her.
Merry Christmas & thank you.

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wa wa wee wa

>>5208466
Merry Christmas Anon! I aspire to have the same success!
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>>5208466
Merry Christmas anon

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Report all these fucking beggars fucking poltards ruining this board.

>>5208466
help me get my pc in Russia pls
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>>5208466
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Luv u daddy

>>5207595
enjoy being b&

>>5208466
Merry Christmas brother! Good luck and God Speed!

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>>5205747
>>5210924
>>5210895
>>5210846
Hey anon my wife and I have been walking homeless and disabled peoples dogs this holiday. We would like to hire some kids to help and some extra funds would go a long way.
Merry x mas
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>>5208466
You are me in your next life, do you want to be rich again or a wageslave

also my mother will die in your sleep tonight if you don't send 20-100 bitcoins tomorrow

merry Christmas past me.

>>5208466
>>5211111
5 1's
Pents

you pretty much have to give me all the bitcoins now

No harm in trying

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>>5211111
goddamnit quint eastwood.

>>5211152
fucking jew

>>5211111
FUCKIN CHECKED

>>5211162
fucking forgot pic

>>5210924
Okay anon...

Hoping he gives each of us a lil something either way :))

>>5208466
13rEyg65wuySRv5mbzHmbJiRUoyZNYUEFM

THANK YOU BASED MOONMAN

>>5211111
how can one man be this lucky

>>5208702

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This will change my life.

crabs in a barrel, snippin at the wind

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>>5205747
Bro, is everyone here retarded? Does anyone see that his portfolio is up 33 million%?

That means that his actual portfolio is worth $12,969.69

4,280,000,000 * 33,000,000 = $12,969.69

>>5208702
Wait. Is this the guy from earlier who was having technical issues with his wallet and receiving of like 80 or so Bitcoins?

>>5208466

This will change my life dude. Hook me up.

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hey fuck it why not. let's see if internet karma is real. thanks anyways
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>>5210815
This.

>>5208466

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Hook me up dude.

>>5208502
>>5208466

Me hoping its not too good to be true

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Late to the party but may as well try

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Merry Christmas and a financially amazing 2018 to all

>>5208466
well since your offering, merry Christmas
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>>5205747
>not even trying to make your LARP believable

>>5211317
AHH GTFO OF HERE AHHHHH

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save my dog

>>5211317
33,000,000% **

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Pls for xmas

>>5207919
I have. Family owns one of the largest beef farms in Ohio, can you offer me a job? :)

>>5211501
IM JUST ASKING FOR A JOB, 14/HR, KEEP YOUR BTC.

>>5208466
>>5208502

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might as well

>>5208466

Worth a shot. Happy holidays, you fortunate fucks.

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>>5208466
>>5208502
bless you rich anon

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>>5208466

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Could buy my family nicer gifts with this

>>5208502

fug it merry christmas you filthy animal

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>>5208502
C'mon 7s!
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>>5207694
>nearly a trillion dollars
I don't believe this shit for one second

Man should i buy ltc now. Saw it at 260 one night and thought it would go back down. Now its at 360. Why the fuck is every coin rising?

Heey OP just got a hernia. Can't sit, could u spare 1 btc
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>>5208466
>>5208502
Would be appreciated anon, cheers

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