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5187791 No.5187791 [Reply] [Original]

>When I told my friends about my crypto gains
"oh cool, how do you get into it? Can you give me some advice"

>When I told my girlfriend about my crypto gains
"You put how many fucking thousand dollars into this?"

>> No.5187838
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5187838

>>5187791
>talking to woman

>> No.5187857

>>5187791
>telling gf about your finances
>telling gf about something that requires an IQ of atleast 100

You done fucked up anon. Dump her like your shitcoins.

>> No.5187975

>>5187791
>I could have used that to buy makeup >:(
Women are so fucking dumb and useless.

>> No.5188102

>>5187975
I shit you not, literally 2 hours after i had this conversation with her, she spent about $200 on a clothes order - when i explained how much she spends on fucking clothes, i think she understood

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>>5188102
maybe you should try putting on some fucking pants

>> No.5188183

>>5188143
look bro, i can tell by your first reply that you're biz's #1 kissless virgin. calm down man.

>> No.5188267

lol >>5187838
good old days when men in charge, lets go back

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>>5188183
>look bro
brooooo... BROOOOOO. get lost asshat.
>>5188267
yeah, yeah, we've seen better times... early 20th century must have been fucking splendid.

>> No.5188684

>>5187791
You're the cancer bringing the normies in because you fuckers can't resist to brag about being a master of the universe.

>> No.5188993

>>5188684
>tfw i dont give fuck because the more normies buy, the more money im making

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>>5188993