/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can't wait to have a daughter

>>51707817
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

>he baked

Did we win today?

>>51707801
>This bitch had an aneurysm and lost half of her brain from overacting like a retard and working on a show that ended up cratering
Was it worth it, Dany?

all indicators point to this being the bottom, they're just shaking out the retail to make them sell with these big downward swings

Have fun today my wittle munutard?
>i found the micron call

>>51707910
My puts say thank you

STOP BAKING BEFORE WE'RE ON PAGE 10
STOP BAKING BEFORE WE'VE EVEN HIT BUMP LIMIT
you will get no pay this month >>51707801

>>51707910
>all indicators point to this being the bottom

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Any swing trade chads here?
I made some quick profits with AVCT and APRN

Anything else worth looking at?

Anyone else shorting nasdaq? It seems like a pretty safe short, I'm just worried about interest cancelling out my profits.

>>51707943
SPY, the ultimate shitcoin

>>51707943
I lost my 2 month green streak day trading today. I fucking miss clicked and sold too early. Feels bad, but you win some you lose some.

>>51707910
>all indicators point to this being the bottom

ASMB stock ladies!

>>51707949
pretty much the only thing I've done for the past months but at x20 leverage like a tard

>Bogleheads keep screeching about international investing
I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE GOOD COUNTRY TO INVEST IN OUTSIDE OF AMERICA

>>51707957
this

>>51707972
Switzerland?

>>51707864
I swear you guys will be talking about how SPY has a long way to go even if we get to $200

it's over

*inhales*
hahahhahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I didnt close my oil short ... how fucked i am ?

>>51707993
Didn't they do this already, or was it another big tech company? No one gave a shit then nor now

>>51707993
This is quite meta...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>51707963
>That 5 year chart
I'm good on that nigga

>>51708006
he's not wrong

>>51707993
Meta is shit, honestly hilarious that theyre trying to market that shit as some alternative to zoom or something.

the absolute bottom for spy is 190
CHECK EM

>>51707957
I usually trade lower mcap shitcoins and some uranium
Maybe I should swing spy.
How low do we "expect" it to go

>>51708033

>>51708013
there was a wave of news about multiple fagmans slowing hiring and revoking offers, but the revoked offers turned out to be HR and similar parasites

Calls on DHL and UPS for holiday season? Good play?

>>51707985
autisitc screeching aside I wonder if its worth it to invest at a country by country basis. I'd way rather hold sadi arabia india and switzerland than fucking everything

>>51707993
It's honestly impressive how much Meta has fucked up. The Metaverse will end up as possibly the biggest blunder in the history of modern tech.

>>51708030
same people said amazon was shit

Kikes are pulling the rug out as boomers die off knowing that millenials and younger are going to make perfect feudal slaves

>meta, googl and baba down
>my penis up
Yeah im thinking buy.

>>51708038
This makes most sense, they freeze hiring the useless eaters but they will always need the likes of engineers/infrastructure and so on

>GERMANY ANNOUNCES €200 BILLION RELIEF PLAN TO COMBAT INFLATION

>>51707993
as someone that interviewed at facebook a few years ago I am so fucking happy they are dying, fuck everything about FAANG

>>51708006
Holy fuck Democrats are fucking retards.

Is it too late to buy a 3x bear etf?

>>51708006
Everyone get a load of this fucking goldfish of a doomposting faggot /pol/tard who thinks posting a screenshot of something someone said less than a fucking WEEK AGO means anything at all. God man this place has always been retarded but new levels have been reached with all these tourists.

>>51708006
Reminder that you should only ever hold extended long term bonds. Anything else is just shooting yourself in the foot

>>51708059
200billion more so migrants can stay in all the hotels?

>>51708006
>Warning the following is a wild schizo theory. Rated M for Mature.
What if the market algos aren't pricing in enough "future" because it knows the end is nigh. It's ALL already priced in afterall...

>>51708046
explain what you think the metaverse is

>>51708043
I'll get you started.
France: L'Oréal
Switzerland: Nestlé
England: Rolls-Royce

>>51708072
I thought i was smart buying one last year. But the market kept going up. So i capitulated and sold. Literally the next day the market began its decline, and i was stock with covered call positions that have put me -15% on the year. FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING NIGGER JEW FAGGOTS.

Yall niggas told me the market would stop shitting itself after shemitah ended

>>51708102
Autistic trannies screeching at eachother as virtual catgirls in vrchat

>>51708073
See ya tomorrow

>>51708075
I've never owned a bond. Seems more like a separate savings account than anything else

>>51708102
Virtual reality with a changed name by a lizard to milk a pipedream.

>>51708126
Nonono. Non. Shemitah ending is simply the actual start of the crash/recession.

>>51708034
>How low do we "expect" it to go
Daily swing traders need not concern themselves with such trivial matters. It'll go where it goes and I will listen to the charts accordingly. I purposely don't start my morning workout until at least 9am so I miss opening bell. I don't like to trade the 1st or last hour. I GET HOOKED TOO MUCH during those hours specifically

>>51708126
>>51708156
Wrong "Qui"

>>51708052
Millennial here in control of 50% of my dead boomer dad's portfolio. Can confirm.

>>51708155
STOP DOXXING THE JANNIES ANON THEY WORK HARD FOR US

>>51708073
Holy shit cringe

>No links
kill yourself faggot

>>51708186
>>51708138
Another thread full of idiot doomposter faggots who have literally nothing to say of value when their bullshit is confronted. Cannot fucking wait for you idiots to go back to /pol/.

>>51708049
Amazon had a product. Meta has nothing. Nothing NOTHING THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT DEBT THEY ARE LITERALLY MYSPACE.COM
Anyone who thinks Facebook is worth more than 10$ is gonna get ass blasted
10$ by January

fuck the kike casino

>>51708189
Oh no, the links I’ve never used

>>51708059
>battling inflation by spending more and creating even more debt
in what way could this ever help?

>>51708049
amazon was shit...remember it was an online book store originally.

>>51708210
What about Twitter?

>>51708210
You don't think meta will be the IRL sword art online company and NVDA will be the real life Westworld company?
>THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS

>>51708201
Heres the thing, faggot. I dont doo. Post just a bobo leading into a bear market. Once your pedo president is a lame duck after midterms then ill start to doom post and get every fucking boomer on here, facebook and nu/pol/ to cash out their 401k and help burn your shit to the ground.

>>51708240
Smae shit. I'm gonna be real with you dude cause you're invested in it, the only reason you buy tech companies like Twitter, root, Facebook whatever is for when they get AQUIRED you never buy them at the top of a fucking bubble and this bubble has been here for a while. It's all coming down now and alot of these social media names are gonna fade into obscurity
No different than the dotcom bubble

>>51708201
Ok I went to /pol/ and said nigger now I'm back. Nigger.

hold me brothers. i have been beheemed

Bros I'm not having fun this month.....

>>51708290
Welcome to the NFL, rookie.

>>51708133
not even that
the metaverse won't even give you the ability to be a virtual catgirl
literally worthless

>>51708299
NEVER
FILE
LOSSES

>>51708210
People still saying that Meta has no product as so infinitely retarded that it's kind of sad. Yeah and Tesla is just a car company bloobloobloo. You still haven't accepted that Meta and the other social media platforms are data farms?? Seriously? You don't understand how much money there is in scraping all kinds of information from billions of people 24/7? No one can help you if you're that stupid

>>51708258
>Once your pedo president
Man it is so stupid the way you faggots try to discredit people by saying they're leftists or some shit. It's like you can't imagine a world that doesn't operate within your idiotic little team game. Fuck me you're so fucking dumb.

>>51708049
>a 20 year old message board built on 0% interest trying re-monetize with a VR game that has to run on its 2012 hardware is like the the company that replaced retail
Can you believe some people also said 3D TV was shit?

>>51708315
Based no losses Q4 2022

>>51708267
I don’t own it

>>51708319
Lol, lmao even. Get fucked regressive retard.

>>51708201
>waaah the world isn't a happy place full of hugs, tell me everything will be ok!
grow up

>>51708320
>Social media platforms aren't data farms
>There isn't essentially infinite money in data farming
Hahahahahaha ANOTHER ONE hahahahahahaha

>>51708320
I own a 3D capable TV...

>>51708319
Name a data farm that is actually making money on the market

>>51708332
I like this one

>>51708342
>>51708341
Lol what are you even trying to fucking say! Hahahaha!

Is it possible SPY hits 370 tomorrow or TSLA 275? Looking for a 10 bagger 0dte play

Would it be dumb to buy OTM SPY put?

>>51708353
>Apple
>Google
>Meta
>Amazon
Literally all encompassing. Damn you idiots are actually this stupid huh

>>51707801
where is my copypasta you sick fuck, i NEED it

I've been traveling cross country all week for work, have barely been keeping up with le market (cash gang for a few months), what's going on with Europe and are there any absolute bargains over yonder to toss a cheeky $500 at?

>>51708389
>what's going on with Europe
Putin is spreading their cheeks and packing in fudge.

>>51708383
About meta im a baggie here and while i like the value, the problem is they are investing in a objectively not profitable business model (yet) that being VR.

>>51708363
You are litteraly making fun of me for making fun of a man that called 81 million Americans fascists. Anon, im not the one you need to worry about.

>>51708147
>he doesn't know the dark side of security investing

>>51707817
And fuck her?

>>51708383
Google is an exception they are THE data farming company and they obviously have far greater reach than Facebook
Your other examples are fucking retarded and you need to go see a doctor for the brain damage you received when you were a child.

>>51708365
I've found that just about aything is possible in this schizo market

>>51708405
I just don't even fucking understand how you've managed to bring Trump or Biden into this. Please, please, please for fuck's sake just go back to the board meant for ignorant political trash

>>51708413
That's all a daughter is good for otherwise you're raising an expensive onahole

>>51708438
You bore me. Its people like you that kill nations. Die in your sleep, faggot.

>>51708438
why do you type like a girl?

>>51708438
Why do you type like a fucking faggot?

>>51708411
Apparently not. I don't have a huge amount of money to protect so I've never looked into them. Any useful qrd you can give me besides that pic?

>>51708424
Hahahahahahaha!! Oh FUCK oh my god you people legitimately don't understand the extent to which Apple, Amazon and Meta are harvesting and selling user data to anyone who wants to buy it. Man. They have facilities on US government property and you still don't get it.

>>51708438
It's obvious the wall-street KIKES are crashing the market to punish the goyem for not sucking israel's asshole the way trump did.

>>51708311
that's why he said vrchat anon

219 sp500 earnings x 16.5 forward pe ratio

If we crab lower it'll be because earnings revisions. We could hit 3400 be careful

>>51708490
vrchat got effectively shut down and will probably be shuttered here soon enough

>>51708456
>>51708457
>>51708467
Yeah amazing, again nothing of value being said when someone actually addresses your stupid bullshit. Why not just go back to /pol/? Why shit up the thread about the fucking stock market every day??

>>51708475
Idk what you're arguing about. I completely lost track of this what are you trying to say exactly because your schizophrenia is getting in the way of a cohesive statement.

do not come. do not come.

>This is hard to do as a public company, as purging fake users will make our numbers look terrible, so restructuring should be done as a private company.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAGAHAH

>>51708498
Are you swedish? Why do you type so effeminately?

>>51708501
i'm coming

>>51708497
the sad truth is that that's not true and vrchat is still the cesspool, but now with kids

https://www.retaildive.com/news/halloween-spending-surpasses-2021-levels/632229/
>Halloween spending to surpass 2021 levels: NRF
>The NRF predicts that consumers will spend $10.6 billion on Halloween this year, up from $10.1 billion last year.
>Spending on costumes, decorations and candy is expected to reach record levels. Costumes will make up the largest category of spending, with kids and adult costumes projected to hit $2.9 billion, the highest total since 2017. Pet spending is also expected to surpass 2021’s record high sales, hitting $710 million.
>This year’s Halloween could more closely resemble those that occurred before the COVID-19 pandemic, with participation in the holiday finally surpassing 2019 levels.
>some brands have had to get ready to keep up with consumer demand... in preparation for the higher demand anticipated this Halloween and holiday season
$10.6 billion spent on Halloween
>market cap of party city = $180 million = 1.7% of $10.6 billion
buy PRTY here $1.60
they report earnings ~November 8
very good pot odds
debt is not due until 2026
currently trading below book value of assets, let alone with the halloween season

>>51708517
didnt they implement a draconian anticheat that completely sanitized the place
it's dead or dying

>News update anon is gone
C'est vraiment finit...

>>51708506
Only 1 million Americans (not including foreigners) use some form of social media. 1 MILLION. The rest of the world I wager about another 2 million. There's 345million people in America. How could anyone think investing in social media would be a good idea.

>>51708499
Not my problem you don't understand how to hold a conversation. You can even click the ID and it will highlight all the other posts - that tip is for free because I know you might be a little thick

>>51708511
Why is this the new retarded ad hominem? Actually really sad that you resort to such bullshit

>>51708517

>>51708515
https://youtu.be/MipdPanyUbk

>>51707972
Jack Bogle even said you didn't need to do that. But listen we could have 10 years of shitty US returns, there are periods that happens. A little bit of diversification isn't bad, especially when it markets are extremely cheap in comparison

>>51708518
Lmao I'll do that but it looks a bit wonky right now

>>51708532
Okay this HAS to be fucking bait, I refuse to believe that people are so dumb

>>51708523
there was some anticheat, but the degeneracy still exists all over, can't stop sex avatars

>>51708532
See this
>https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/social-media/
Then come back.

>>51708473
well the image becomes a meme about halfway through. The QRD is that Bonds are the opposite of stocks. They go up when stocks go down and vice versa. They are meant to "balance" your portfolio so everything doesn't tank at once.

Now the important part is that the longer the bond the extreme the swing. Both ways too. If stocks go up, your long term bonds will go down. But if stocks go down, your long term bonds will go way higher.

sadly boomers and bogleheads like to go for short term just to keep everything stable, when in reality the proper thing is to go as long term as you can to help counteract your stocks. Pic related is just long, doesn't even show how dramatic extended duration is >>51708075

>BLOCKCHAIN TWITTER WHERE YOU PAY
I CAN'T THIS IS TOO MUCH

>>51708539
Because the way you type makes you stick out like a sore thumb. I can recognize your posting style even without the id's I know you have been posting here all day in multiple threads now.

>>51708518
>Bought nice spiffy new clothes for my costume that I can wear regularly instead of a polyester outfit that I'll toss in the trash on November 1st
Haha, I escape your data

>>51708540
They had to include the pedo symbol in that video.

>>51708532
>Only 1 million Americans (not including foreigners) use some form of social media.
bull shit, california is like 39 million and id bet good monies a large fraction are dilating it up on social media

>>51708523
funny thing is anticheat only really works for mods and newb hackers. The kind of hackers you want to get rid of are going to get around it. The goal with anticheat is to feign security while removing cosmetic mods so the devs can make the cosmetics themselves to sell

>>51708532
True. SHORT META NOW

>>51708566
Man you're such a savvy internet sleuth! Really done your homework huh lil guy? Be a shame if you actually put that effort towards something like not being a retarded faggot doomposter but hey I guess you're getting there

>>51708558
Thanks for proving my point
>>51708539
Facebook will be 10$ by January (maybe 50$) other names will be completely gone. Enjoy losing your money boomboom

>>51708498
Ahhhh, you are european. Got it. No need to talk politics with fucking retards. Enjoy the winter!

>>51708602
Your point?
Its literally saying 70-80% of americans use social media
Are you brain dead?

>>51707910
winter is coming
winter in eu

TWITTER ADMITTING IN OPEN COURT THAT THEIR NIMBERS ARE EXTREMELY INFLATED.
SHAREHOLDER AND ADVERTISER SUITS IMMINENT.
HAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHA.
FELINE MUSKY WELL PLAYED YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO.

>>51708614
Believe what you want lad
Enjoy losing your money :)

>>51708627
No one cares about twitter.
Only musktards

>>51708542
I saw this on /gif/ a while ago, made me laugh. Thank you for making me laugh again.

I didnt close my oil short .. how fucked i am ?

>>51708473
Here's another example
>>51708548
I'd rather just go for extended duration bonds then. If the US crabs then they still perform and they have always out performed international

>>51708630
Ok?

>yom is tomorrow not tuesday

I'm fucked tomorrow

>>51708651
:)

>>51708637
I find the saga interesting

Anyone actually need the links ? I've never baked a thread with links

>>51708560
Thanks

>>51707327
This. Still occasional empty shelves in the store. Random stuff too or the excuses from multipacks where some flavors have less. At that point I may as well buy a big single bag of chips assuming they even have it available or assuming I even want to dump $5+ on a single bag of non family sized chips that used to go for 1.99 to 2.49, 1.5 years ago

Unironically regret not keeping track of true food cost inflation. Was keeping track until I somehow accidentally deleted a lot of photos I took from my phone.

>>51708677
Not really, it just makes us seem more legitimate or something

>>51708677
the links are not for people who post here, really they are to prevent people from posting here
the links are for newfags, so they have a place to start - they can read everything in it, so they don't shit up the thread asking the same questions over and over
since /smg/ gets so many posts per minute it shows up on the front page of 4chan in the popular section, so we get a ton of tourists from other boards
the links help the tourists
they are not there to help you

>>51707993
>$136
Ahahahahahah called it overvalues at $300. Called it overvalued at $200. Its nothing more than an ad service that can go caput overnight because the majority move to a new social media site. At least Myspace Tom exited well and respectably, all Zucker did was look like a weasel trying to push globohomo agendas. Still wont touch it at $100, overvalued!

>>51708651
Pretty sad how fucking stupid these faggots are, isn't it? It's such low level shit that I almost want to write it off to bots but I've seen enough to know that people really are that ignorant

>>51708679
Two and a half years into this shit and you idiots STILL accept "supply chain issues" as the reason. Explain to me how, for example, the Czech Republic still has a functional supply chain to get avocados from Peru, while in the US there's somehow an issue getting them from California to the east coast. Or even getting eggs and pork shipped from within a single state. "Supply chain issues" does not satisfy Occam's razor in this case.

>>51708643
I bought OTM BOIL calls today… seems like it is about to bounce, but I have shit luck so you’re probably good

>>51708718
i still remember the slurpers that came out after the first earnings drop.

>>51708642
What tool is that?

Goodnight China and shoes.

>>51708475
Okay, I'm in. But only because I want to fuck high end virtual escorts in the metaverse once it becomes fully immersive. What's the bottom for META in your opinion? I would guess 120.

>>51708756
portfolio visualizer its great

omg look at futures...

>>51708741
I don't think the Czech Republic has any regions anywhere near as fucked up as California. But yeah it's ridiculous

>>51707801
So, why is everyone shitting their pants again today?

im done gambling, from now on i will only buy stocks at a reasonable valuation or discount and hold long term.

We've had like 4 straight red weeks wtf

>>51708539
piss off, whore.

>>51708807
AAPL and Ch*na.

>>51708807
no one is losing their job and that's bearish

>>51708807
We're honoring the most popular President in US history

>>51708807
Becuase we ate too much yesterday

>>51708807
Too many people are still employed as well*

any other schwab users having login problems? i can't in

>>51708815
green soon

>>51708815
fake news

>>51708059
Good pozzed country needs to fail. How do I buy puts on them and UK as well?

>>51708810
What you get burned on today fren?

>>51708527
Double his salary, do whatever it takes. He's too important to be left alive

>>51708718
That can't possibly happen, chud. I'm told that data farming is infinite money.
I'm not sure how that works given the collapse in ad spending but I'm sure it's transitory and a good thing.

>>51708102
Facebook just renamed nothing else

>>51708843
Klaus just let me login to his ass if you know what I mean

Why is tsla so low today compared to other shit? Is there some report coming out tomorrow or what?

Is GUSH a buy ? Should I sell my MARA for it

>>51708868
fngu hurt me

>>51708928
I'm tempted to buy puts on drip just since it's cheaper

>>51708804
California is just an example, mainly the point is that a wonked out country in Central Europe can manage to keep up functional trade with a wonked out country across the ocean while we're supposed to just believe at face value that the richest country on earth can't manage to keep up supply chains within its own borders. It's so nonsensical.

>>51708817
Aww no hard feelings chum :)

>>51708883
Hahahahahaha this absolute idiot thinks they're mining the data for ADVERTISEMENTS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51708916
Tesla is at like... 98 PE
Its a miracle it has not crashed 80% down.

>>51708102
Zuckerborg autistically trying to combine Facebook with his occulus rift purchase

>>51708843
It's not a "problem". You WILL own nothing.

>FUTURES

>>51707801
I got heemed.

>>51708843
what error msg u getting?

if it says something like "service temporarily unavailable" u gotta try a diff browser. otherwise if it just says to call them, chances are you tried too many times and it locked you out as a security measure

Look at meta finantials and tell me its a dead company.

>they can't help themselves they just keep slurping

>>51708201
Cope tranny biden voter

>>51709002
i can't even get the prompt for login verification to show up

>>51708969
"Your shares have been confiscated by the self appointed stakeholders committee of the new world order, for the benefit of all. The global governance board and president Klaus Schwab will use the proceeds to create a more just, inclusive, equitable world. We have replaced your shares with 4500 digital bug credits, that expire every Friday, so don't forget to spend them, pkeb"

Relaxing day. I don't understand this panic "ah we're fucked!",etc. Long as you don't need the money like next week for ex and invest in non penny shat hell you should instead be jumping for joy; your getting to bag more shares cheap as hell. I did today as mater of fact. Also rolled more into my emergency fund (pays out 2.15% now)

Reminder that /biz/ is /pol/

PLTR is going up 10% tomorrow, do what you will with that information. They've won about a 1/2 billion in government contracts in the past 24 hours.

t. bagholder

>futures

>>51709008
Dead cat bounce

>>51709059
I bought a bunch of calls last week

>>51709020
Such a fucking weird ad hominem, since me saying I didn't vote for Biden and never would and think he's an awful president will make no difference. It's just such a juvenile way of avoiding the actual conversation - you know you should be 18+ to post here right?

Becky stock Etsy is what a real value stock looks like
52w low 67
Current price 101
Profitable - yes
Pays for growth with profit - yes
Ongoing costs - very low
Expanding into new markets - aggressive acquisitions at stock highs
No inventory, low % take of transaction compared to others, huge mindshare advantage, clean network effects, reliable consumer Beckies

Intcels are braindead

PULTER is going up 10% tomorrow, do what you will with that information. They've won about a 1/2 billion in government contracts in the past 24 hours.
t. bagholder

did someone say PLTR down???

>>51709071
>>/lgbt/

>>51708969
I like this one

PUTIN down?

im glad about the eod pumperino since i missed the bobo play today...

>>51709046
You too, will own nothing, government minion got, when it is all said and done. That is, if you live long enough to see the great reset come to completion.

greg going schizo again with a 17 minute video

>>51709055
It shouldn't be that way. Get them the fuck out of here so we can actually talk about stocks again.

>>51709088
Ohhh another non-reply, nice move! 10 points!

>>51709063
bobo is finished

>futas

>>51708827

Red day, green futures....... you know what that means

>>51709112
Jesus christ what is up your ass besides men's penises? You're the same dude who always comes into these threads and has complete meltdowns. It's embarrassing.

>>51708411
Back in my days we just called "high yield" bonds junk bonds.

>Captcha

>>51709072
Kek I remember when this was sub 40 a share.. I also said way back that it'd eventually hit 500 per. They thought I was crazy. Well it did hit 300 so I was close thanks to covid.

>>51709129
Noice

is it time to pump tomorrow???

Reminder that bear markets require a week down more than 10% before bottoming

>>51709157
If you own palantir

>>51708049
Amazon is shit and i hope for its downfall. 8sga8

>>51709157
I'm taking adderall and pumping my cock for hours on end wbu?

I bought the dip today after being short for most of the month. I might go back to short but I think we'll have a little bit of a relief day tomorrow

>>51709138
>Wah wah wah why can't I bring my inane pseudo-political trash over into the thread about the stock market!! THE WORLD IS ENDING DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
Please just leave

Green futures , my puts ...

>>51709175
>he's actually a pederast
Frfr no cap?

>>51709175
>said none of that
Cope

>>51707993
YES!!!!

>>51709163
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>51709175
poor thing, how heavy are your bags?

>Indexes collapse
>Energy stocks un-fucking-touched

>>51709186
You somehow managed to bring Biden into the conversation as an ad hominem instead of actually addressing the conversation but I'm the one who is in the wrong thread? Lmao

>>51709204
>>51709184
Two more non-replies, nice job guys! Really not shitting up the thread! Great job talking about the stock market :)

>>51709219
Gay gay gay hahahhaaha he's gay!
Let's beat him up anons.

>>51709191
I've seen this cope pasta b4

>>51708073
Dilate.

>>51708238
Budget is spent on the police going door to door and burning people's cash

>>51708006
I've said some dumb things that didn't age well and would look foolish if screencapped.

>>51709008
I hope they spin that juicy 10 P/E off into a separate vehicle from the metaverse crap
sluuurp

Lol. He doesn't know about AAPL. Clickety clack. The Vortex of Volga. What's that thudding sound?

>>51709247
>>51709241
Two more! Fantastic posting today my dudes! Really on topic and interesting stuff

I hate brainwashed non-critical thinking establishment narrative regurgitating cognitive dissonance NPC faggot leftists so fucking much it's unreal

>>51708189
You will have no links.
You will be happy.

>>51709285
I will buy meta rn regardless.
I mean even if they keep fucking up with Vr their core business still keeps bringing enough cashflow for nothing bad to happen.

>>51708438

>>51709297
it's the barking vanna spiders

>>51709300
Don't mind me, just checkin your digits, faggot

>>51709312
>I will buy meta
ouch!

>>51709303
Just trust the hecking experts okay? Don't make us get Bill Nye again to explain the racism in not eating cockroaches

Why is no one talking about the PCE tomorrow

>>51709129
Judging futures before 1am Easter should be a bankable offense

WARNING
>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries
>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation
WARNING
>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries
>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation
WARNING
>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries
>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation
WARNING
>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries
>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation
WARNING
>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries
>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation

>>51709303
>I hate brainwashed non-critical thinking establishment narrative regurgitating cognitive dissonance NPC faggot conservatives so fucking much it's unreal

>>51709339
Dude
>10x PE
>25% average ypy earnings growth
>80% brute margin company
>can pay long term debt with 1 quarter cashflow
Need i say more?

>>51708810
As if it matters. I own $PARA which is a large cap with a forward p/e of 4 yet it still goes down 4% a day. Fuck this kike market.

I only listen to cool people.
Specifically, rich cool people.

>>51708073
it was you that wrote that stupid shit in the picrel wasn't it

>>51709346
Because /smg/ is unironically full of completely ignorant doomposting /pol/tards who would rather shitpost instead of talk about the stock market, which is really dumb because there is an entire board devoted to that

>>51708563
Apparently on substack some content creators only allow paid subscribers to post and some people who hate them actually pay to post their hate comments on the page.

>>51708815
9 straight months

friendship with treasuries and dollar ended

>>51709374
So then talk about it then

>>51709219
(you)

>>51709382
FAKE NEWS

>>51709300

>>51709076
spent too long looking up ukraine shit thought this was PUTLER like putin lol

What does the meme chart say tomorrow is going to be??

>>51708201
>Another thread full of idiot doomposter faggots who have literally nothing to say of value when their bullshit is confronted. Cannot fucking wait for you idiots to go back to /pol/.

this is the type of stuff you start to hear when the bulls are starting to feel the pain and frustration of losing. good.... good.

>>51709374

>>51708577
How the hell did I miss this?

>>51707971
Lol just watch out that a small increase doesn't end up wiping out your account, or the interest does

>>51708916
Euro pension funds selling for liquidity so I hear. This is just the beginning.

>>51709374
Kill yourself

>>51709388
>yields slumped
literal LIES

>>51709419
no this is meltdownfag he just does this about everything

>>51709419
capitulation soon frend

>>51709377
this is known as the somethingawful business model, it works until it doesn't

>>51708201
https://youtu.be/Rfnz32eOpS4

>>51709433
You ever come down from a hard day of sucking cocks? It makes ya meltdown prone.

>>51709183
sorry bro, my calls havent gone up all week so i bought puts for tomorrow.
now we have mega green day

>>51708627
>TWITTER ADMITTING IN OPEN COURT THAT THEIR NIMBERS ARE EXTREMELY INFLATED.
link?

Sex is inherently a reproductive act.

>>51709438
im never gonna get my :10bux: back am I

>>51709416
Crab

>>51709416
>>51709129

>>51709456
nuh uh

>>51709362
so im bullish on it too but there is one glaring issue
meta like most tech darlings has dual class stock
the dictator for life model is great when things go well, but it also means zuck can fuck around forever - its not unlike a chinese company in that respect, yeah he has a fiduciary duty but there is some faith involved in believing that those earnings will go from the company to shareholders
i think that zuck is a very good businessman but I would not fault anyone jumping ship if they think that he's a manchild who is going to waste the profits into pet projects

>>51708258
keep shorting it bro, ill just keep DCAing in from 360 down.

>>51709129
What exactly are these "futures"?

>>51709312
I wouldn't. You're better off with Google. Meta has no idea which direction to take and the stuff they are working on won't have good returns. Plus they are just burning cash on capex. There's almost no solid, cheap growth in sight. It's grim for them.

Does anyone suspect that the market has been crashing lately in part because Chinese investors are pulling out?
Pelosi visited Taiwan on Aug 22 and really pissed off china, her visit was announced a few days before and it directly coincides with the recent downturn

>>51709449
cant say that i have. to be fair i think meltdownfag is just super autistic and legit doesnt know how to handle things not being the way he wants them or people who have a different opinion about things as him. I suppose it isnt his fault he is like this

>>51709475
Sodomy isnt sex

>>51709460
consider your :10bux: a low tax for all the entertainment it provided in late 2021

>>51709501
Futures are when the fed chairman looks into the crystal ball kept in fort knox during off hours to predict how the market were to be doing if it were open.

>>51709506
i doubt it, if i were a chinaman id be putting everything into american stocks, have you seen the state of china's economy? interesting idea though

>>51709501
The op has a link to a site... oh... nevermind...
THIS IS WHY WE INCLUDE THE FUCKING LINKS

>>51709404
YWNBAW

>>51709509
don't be sexist

>>51709538
I got you
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>>51709563
>>51709563

Who else bought in the begging that was the bottom until the end of day which is the actual bottom.

>>51709565
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>>51709563
>>51709563
>>51709563

>>51709580
Me

>>51708570
Playing dress-up is for women and children.

>>51708790
sell your data?

>>51707993
>>51708014
>>51708038
>>51708058
Please stop. We are trying to building the Metaverse.

>>51707817