/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51684978
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,327.111B, 100P = 23.27111B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,366.798B (ATH), 101P = 23.434B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I'm gonna half to find a job, aren't I?

gas the jews, race war now

Kek faggot crypto baggies

SPEECH, SPEEEECH

ken griffin just walked out onto the stage
he looks close to tears

kek baggies

>>51685032
Yup baggies on suicide watch

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

How do you do my fellow stock holders?
I've been absent the last few months.
What new is happening with our beloved stock?

what you guys like about new netflix series?

>>51685087
nothing
it's hedgie propaganda

>>51685087
>watches netflix

ngmi

If anyone is wondering, it isn’t normal for a stock to have more shares borrowed in a day, than trade in a day. Very, very, NOT normal

>>51685075

>>51684978
>>51685039
It's a few days short of being one year since that interview.

>>51685123
inb4 all those shares get dumped as shorts in the last five minutes of trading

Listen, guys, I haven't got long. I've just stepped out on my lunch break to take a drag on a smoke because I can't believe what I just heard.

Basically I'm currently working for a pretty big financial institution in NY.

I heard a guy (high up) saying that they've now got enough collateral supplied by the Fed to continue kicking this can for the foreseeable future.

The company is toast, but to protect the meerkat they're gonna let the shorts slowly unwind.

They said they can foresee it going to $800, where they'll be another stock split via divvy, then it'll rise up again to $800 over the course of the year.

Thanks me later.

SOMEBODY POST THE LINK TO THE STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

NOT EVEN 2 MILLION VOLUME
WE HAVE HAD THE SAME RECORD LOW VOLUME EVEN AFTER A SPLIT(issued in the form of a dividend)
BORROWED SHARES IS THE VOLUME
S+2 CONFIRMED
THE MARKET HAS REACHED THE END OF THE RACE
CRASH T+2
GME MOASS IS UPON US
PERCOLATING LIQUIDITY CRISIS
GME MOON SOON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET ME SEE YOUR “WE WERE ALWAYS RIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>51685192
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SOME NIGGER POST IT ASAP

>>51685225
There's been so many false flags the past 2 years I really don't want to get my hopes up.

Would a market crash definetly trigger moass?

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51685225
Never change, manic anon.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>51685244
idk i got scared

>>51685225
mfw

>>51685240
Yes you dumb idiot

>>51685190
this is my favourite pasta bar none, endlessly customisable too

I hope Kenny provides some delightful new reactions today. I would love to make some new memes.

So has Kenny given his interview yet?
Let the sacrificial lamb say his peace before being taken off to the altar.

Oh my word.

Guys you're not gonna believe this. A second stock split via dividend and then a steady increase to $800 just flew over my house.

>>51685301
Damn I just must have missed it then.

>>51685301
You said I wouldn’t believe you yet here I am believing you. Stay safe, I heard Ryan Cohen is known to loiter around high up positions

kek kennies

>>51684918
Not directly, the speculation is the pension plans were bailed out on bad swaps and Fx hedging.
Swaps being a derivative of a derivative, it might take some time to unwind and no guarantees GME was in those tranches.
> but I bet the same culprits doing GME dirty are taking a bite of that same shit sandwich

>>51685301
WTF KENNY JUST ANNOUNCED HE'S CLOSING ALL HIS SHORT POSITIONS FOR $800 EACH.... TWICE!!!!!!

>>51685225
The reason volume is low is because hedgies won’t dump it out of the dorito meme lines is because retail will slurp hard if they do
>hedgies borrow 1.5m shares
>afraid to dump them all, knowing if they do they’re out of ammo

Kek baggots Market never crashing you'll crab for all time

>>51685339
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!!

I'm so excited to wagmi with you bros

Looks like October could be our month

>>51685353
Never selling.
Sneed.
>It's today as foretold by RC in the late night chat

>>51685301
yeah I believe it I was fucking E, and King Slime's mom from the back, and while I was penetrating their loosey goosey pussay's their moms vagoos starting spurting up some impressive queefs, and pussy juice;both of which came out in the shapes of 8. as I BURST inside BUSTING I could feel, hear, and taste dimensional entities telling me there would be a split, and that the 8 I saw was not a coincidence that it would run up to 800, and be split, and would run up to 800 again. thanks me later.

>>51685341
>is because is because
Sorry I don’t consider the opinions of people who can’t into 2nd grade grammar
>>51685340
I don’t really expect any actual market reform to come of this, but I do wish there would at least be an attempt at pretending to reform derivatives markets. The entire world is fucked because some banks and hedgies wanted to gamble on each other’s gambling. Thank God the game is about to stop

>>51684978
>The Timeline Continues Edition
The timeline continuing indicates that permanence of the DUPI, does it not?

>>51685338
Isn't like 85% of Citadel's portfolio in securities sold but not bought? How can anyone believe that statement from someone heavily invested into the stock market shitting the bed?

>>51685401
>How can anyone believe that statement
The kind of people who unironically consume this type of media are the same people who are ngmi. It’s theater for the unwashed masses. We know it, Kenny knows it, and we know each other knows it. Nothing to do now but hold GME (don’t forget to drs!)

>>51685424
>It’s theater for the unwashed masses
Don't you mean the Unenlightened Masses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

WHY DOES NOBODY HAVE A LINK TO KENNETH CORDELL GRIFFIN'S SPEAKING EVENT???

>>51685473
>WHY DOES NOBODY HAVE A LINK TO KENNETH CORDELL GRIFFIN'S SPEAKING EVENT???
UMM THIS POST THE FUCKING LINK NIGGERS

>>51685473
LINK! LINK! LINK!

>>51685135

>tfw MOASS

I see livestreams for last year, but I don't see one for today.
https://www.cnbcevents.com/delivering-alpha-2022/

It's unironically fucking over, isn't it boys? I put everything I had into this only to watch it evaporate. Why did I listen to you? We're not going to be millionaires because of FUCKING GAMESTOP of all things. I saw the parallels with AMC and I laughed at them because they're dumb and theaters are dying without ever thinking about the fundamentals of a used vidya game retailer. NFTs aren't going to turn this company around, the marketplace has all but been abandoned already. It's fucking embarrassing all around and I told everyone I know about this because I wanted us all to be rich. They must think I'm so fucking stupid. How can I face them again?

Going to do this post-MOASS
>build blockchain
>put up a bunch of claims news media can vote on
>eg will housing prices go up, will inflation go up, will this bill pass, will his approval rating be high, etc
>votes are public
>best voters get the best credibility for their articles
>if you are correct often and don't take bold stances you will be rewarded less
>this will eliminate bad actors/fake news
anything I'm missing with this idea?

>>51685564
You forgot the part where you shill it on biz and the eternal /GME Gloating/ General

$27 HERE WE COME
GME $30 EOD
FUCK THE SPY
GME $30 EOD
>GME $30 EOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51685639
for me, its 1.3 million, the best gme price...

>>51685225
SO LITTLE LIQUIDITY IT MAKES YOU SAY WOW
>WOW

>>51685659
Sounds fair to me. Heed my message hedgies who are lurking: I will sell all of my GME for 1.36 million each. Take too long to accept this fair trade offer and i will interpret you not taking the deal as your sign for me to wait and sell for 2.72 million each instead. Time is running out and the nights grow long hedgies, make your choice!

Perhaps... could it be... that the liquidity... isn't infinite... after all?

I just heard from this guy that knows stuff that GME is going to $85 EOD.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51685585
GME GME GME a man after midnight


Reminder that /GME/ predicted insane inflation rates of USD

>>51685704
ComputerShare really needs to raise the limit order ceiling in light of these prices hitting the order books.

it's today.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51685704
no, wtf. i meant eod. ill only sell 4 for 1.3

>>51685713
Wall Street should just margin call the banks of the third world who have debt in USD so we can rug all of Africa to pay for my GME shares.

>>51685735
It’s frustrating but don’t worry, they will raise the limit order limit to the former integer limit when the time comes, and they are legally obligated to honor fair market price so the limit order number doesn’t even matter when we are trading in the millions on open and public markets. When the time comes, we will all make it anon

>>51685746
>fuck the niggers
>get paid
That's fucking genius.
But that leaves us with the jews.

> Volume:1,765,795

>>51685801
I want it to go lower

>>51685733 Checked
>Someone actually saved that OP
Heh.

>>51685272
Like super definitely for sure?

>>51685723
I believe you and that guy.
>source: I want to

>>51685801
That's hot (the volume that is)

>>51685816
Imagine if they reversed trades from today in AH and we actually had a sub 1 million GME volume day. Just imagine...

>>51685870
>getting excited that no one falls for their pump and dump anymore, no one will buy their bags
Oh you baggies!

Listen, guys, I haven't got long. I've just stepped out on my lunch break to throw some bread in the toaster because I can't believe what I just heard.

Basically I'm currently working for a pretty big financial institution in NY.

I heard a guy (high up) saying that they've now got enough collateral supplied by the Fed to continue kicking this can for the foreseeable future.

The company is toast, but to protect the market they're gonna let the shorts slowly unwind.

They said they can foresee it going to $800, where they'll be another stock split via divvy, then it'll rise up again to $800 over the course of the year.

Thanks me later.

>>51685867
Are there still flatline deniers in these threads?

>>51685916
I hate this larp pasta.

>>51685925
There better not be. It's as clear as day right now.

when are they gunna slam those 1.6mill borrowed shares?

>>51685959
absolutely retarded

>>51685912
Saiyan saga is my favorite animation style for dragon ball
>>51685925
Me. Flatline theory implies MOASS will wait for the line to go flat. The MOASS will happen before we get to that conclusion (MOASS has already started). If there weren’t external factors then it could be, but the global financial system won’t be alive long enough to see the line truly go flat. Time is the limiting factor

>>51685977
Hmmmmm, makes really yah wonder

>>51685473
>>51685494
>>51685505
CNBC hasn't posted Ken's appearance yet but there are a few clips of other people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1s7O40DDBQ

>>51685989
Do you not understand that price is a fantasy and the line is literally controlled by an algo? The algo is going to try and thread a shrinking needle until it absolutely cannot anymore.

this incoherent ship is all outta pump, abandon stock baggots, trannies and redditors have life-boat priority.

Guys please sell your b-ACK

>>51686005
I CANT GET OOOOOOOOVER THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY HAVE TO TAKE A FINANCIAL LOSS AND BORROW SHARES JUST SO THAT THERES ANY AMOUNT KF VOLUME AT ALL
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
PERCOLATING LIQUIDITY CRISIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM FUCK YOU PAY ME WALL STREET AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GAMERS BECOME TOO OPPRESSED

Diaperfag talks too damn much

>>51685989
How is it fla when it's +/- at least 5% almost every day for almo two years? It has to be one of the most volatile stocks in existence. Just how far are you flatliners zooming out?

>>51685959
>>
Ditto. Just another asshole hedgie.

>>51686021
Yes..... do (you) not understand that the natural conclusion won’t be reached because there’s too many factors to consider?
And if you REALLY wanna get crazy, there is de facto ZERO volume today. The chart is lying to you..... today was the first flatline. The chart will never show it, but the flatline is here anon.

>Zero Volume
Remember lads, they might try to destroy us, but the fate of the world is in our hands tucked right next to their balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZiq1yEA14
Sometimes the autist gets to t-pose on the world spanning conspiracy and it's glorious.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51686053
>the stock is flat, okay!?
>I don't care what the chart shows!
I have a PhD in Pump Theory, and I dispute your flatline thesis.

>>51686034
No. Stop. You can't nOOOOOOtice things.

>>51686106
Flatline and pimp theory are one and the same. The flatline (hidden) is preparing for the pump (soon). Like knees that bend before we DUNK on the market.
>moass has started
>when rian tweet????

>>51686005
low volume record guaranteed unless some redeeming happens soon

what happens when volume approaches 0?

>>51686034
Money me now. I want the money. Give the money. Hand it over, the money.

>>51686180
The NYSE delists any stock that falls under volume requirements.

>>51686169
The low volume IS the redeeming. The game is stopping before our very eyes I CANT HIDE HOW EXCITED I AM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>1 hour of trading left
>1.84 million volume
new record for sure

>>51686180
Chaos

>1.7M shares borrowed
>volume is 1.8M shares and green
So if we subtract 1.7M short sales from today's public ticker data we get a field of Shrek dildos with about 25,000 pre-split volume. Kek hedgies.

Verification not required.

Unbothered
Moisturized
Catastrophic
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
On the threshold of Category 5
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as

>>51686211
checked dubs of the red prophet

WAGMI

>>51686180
Now I'm FREEEEEEEE
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin', now I'm)
FREEEEEE fallin'
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin', now I'm)
Yeah, I'm FREEEEEEE
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin', now I'm)
FREEEEEEEEE fallin'
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin', now I'm)

>>51686195
>NYSE delisted GME
>now nobody can sell at all
Wtf I love the NYSE now?!

$27
>$27
$27
>$27
$27
>$27
$27
>$27

>>51686106
look, im no financial expert, in fact i couldnt tell you what half of a stocks metrics actually mean
but one thing i AM an expert on is "pajeet"
as a day trader, ive been chasing "pajeets" for over a decade
ive seen "pajeets" in all shapes, sizes and girths
and im telling you right now, there is little to no "pajeet" left in GME
i know it seems fuddy, but it's honestly simple "pajeet-o-nomics"
stocks need "pajeets" to continue climbing in price, but GMEs basically got none left
it has totally expended its "pajeet reserves" going from $20 to $45
we're running on "curried feces fumes" at this point
when its "pajeet tank" finally runs out, GME will do the needful and crash back down to $20
theres a chance it could regain some of its "pajeet" at these levels, but absolutely not at $30ish
i wish i could give you a bullish case for GME right now, but there isnt one without "pajeet" playing a huge role

>>51685559
Don't invest anything you aren't willing to lose, faggot.

WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI

>>51686210
I have never been more ready

>>51686341
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi wagmi

>>51685068
Cheque that id non-saiyan
WAGGMEI

>>51685559
You sound like someone with severe and profound mental retardation, not as retarded as most shills here but almost.

>WARNING! Multiple percolating liquidity issues detected.
>WARNING! Idiosyncratic risk threat level at maximum.
>WARNING! Multiple margin calls incoming.
>WARNING! No collateral available.
>WARNING! Forced liquidation imminent.

>>51686432
>F3

>>51686005
It's just a glitch.

>>51686180
it will be extremely painful.

>>51685123
According to (You)?
Why should I believe (You)?
All (You)'ve ever done is post a short sentence on an romulan image-based warbird simulator, who the fuck are (You)?

>>51686432

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

$37 EOD 49 AH

0YSMHD Oye shemitah

>>51686504
A good time

>>51685075
it's been reel bussin frfr no cap
https://youtube.com/shorts/4ElOjJ29t7M?feature=share

>>51686504
I've been craving sausage rolls! Can you grab me like a 4 pack?

>>51686504
Are you taking a raft? Some water. Lots of water

>>51686504
$50 GME EoD

And just like that, $GME will never be below $27 again

>>51686224
>On the threshold of Category 5
>4
Indeed.

>>51686005
Holy shit.

>>51686504
RRP 9,000.01

PARTICIPANTS 1

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>27 accepted
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51686504
A 12-pack of beer, an umbrella, some condoms and a life preserver.
>Don't ask.

>>51686579
You insult me, stop

>>51686534
GME is going to flip SPY before the month ends.

>>51686596
Beer balloon golf with an umbrella sheild for a putter
say no more

>27.00
Is this the danger zone?

>>51686666
Uuuuuuuuhh....

>>51686666
QUADS CONFIRM

>>51686666
Devilish zone.

>>51686666
Chexxxddd

>>51686666
I don't know whether to check or exorcise those digits...
>WAGMI

>>51686666
HIGHWAY TO THE
DANGER ZONE

>>51686666
if you say so

>Publix anon appears
>6666 get
>GME goes up

Happening?

>>51686666
Looks like it is

>>51686666
!!!

We MOASS now

>>51686666

>>51686666
CHECKED

>>51686666
this is it

Are we halted?

>>51686504
No you’re not
It’s closed until Friday due to hurricane penis
You’re a liar

>>51686802
we've been halted for 2 years

>>51686666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

>>51686813
There's Publix in Georgia.

>>51686815

>>51686815
This is more accurate than you could possibly know

OOOOOOOOOOOOO END OF DAY POOOOMPA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51686853
Publix is open in Jacksonville and Tallahassee too

Show me your WAGMI face lads

>>51685075
Tyler?

>>51686479
4 u

Gentleman good evening. I have been informed that there are many among the congregation here who have a penchant for partaking in the odd oooooo?

>>51686936
I hate joooos

... you fucking twats.

>>51686909

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

>>51686936
Yes, I've been known to OOOO from time to time.

>>51686909

>>51686936
>partaking in the odd oooooo
I just so happen to have an odd oooo handy

>>51686909
Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>51686936
*sips wine made out of the tears of hedgies*
>oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>51686936

>not expecting it today
>rocket is taking off
woah wtf are we WAGMI'ng rn? The algo is flippin the fuck out!

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
WAGMI

>+4.02%
ngl, this isnt what i came here for today.

AEVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Mwt-JehOw
NEW KENNY

Oooing and watching Jeff livestream on AHG is peak comfy.

>>51687037
we give him more attention than his biggest fans
>hint: he has none waht a faggot

WAGMI

>>51686909

Reporting in.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xptb9a/so_uh_13m_per_share_yeah_i_just_had_that_again/
reminder that it did the exact same """glitch""" from May
reminder that the guy who caught it in may had been recording data since then
reminder that he and other DDslaves are now poring through collected data
reminder that Dave "Solar Flares" Lauer, despite desperate calls from his simps, did not make a comment.

>>51687037
powerful

Our stock is VERY susceptible to small buys moving the ticker right now. Just saying. They are out of dump

>>51687037
>He's admitting a severe depression or recession is possible
What's this mean?

>>51686909

>>51687037
Kek.

>>51687037
Is that use of the word "beyond" in the background signage supposed to be subliminal? Because it's not.

>>51687184
>Also at the end says "when the inevitable recession happens"

>>51686909

Still Holding.

Where is my +50000000? Hmmm? Where’s my fucking money

ACTIVATE THE COINSLOT ALREADY

>>51687234
>4
Still Holding! x4

>>51687091
kek Lauer overplayed his hand last time. He of all people should be well aware of the overwhelming autism surrounding GME and that not everyone would blindly accept his bullshit "packet loss" excuse. I guess his status as "wrinkle brain" went to his head.

>>51687091
I'm telling you, it's just a glitch. You see, it's a really easy mistake for laypeople to make.

>>51687181
kek I bought

>>51687282
>MongoDB
hmmmm

>>51687266
Champion of Chutzpah

>>51687037
>sell before we hit the "actual" bottom!
bottom signal for sure.

>>51687302
>PHP
>MySQL over PostgreSQL
>Java
>Matlab
>MongoDB rather than newer/better NoSQL DBs
>C/C++ but not Rust
topkek this faggot kike hasn't written a line of code since 2015 has he

>>51687266
>packet loss
There’s enough of us who know what TCP is that that excuse would never work, and I have no idea why he thought it would

>>51687221
You wanna know what the scariest thing I've learned about finance through all of this wild-ass ride since November of 2020? That all of humanity, the entire fucking world, in almost every country and ethnicity and group of people, has their ENTIRE existence and wealth and happiness predicated based on how much debt they can accumulate and their ability to pay it back. The second scariest thing I learned about finance is that not one red-hot fucking cent of any of this is paid back unless it's forced, necessitating regular cycles of purging capital and crazy shit happening in the broader sociopolitical sphere. The third and final scary thing I've learned is that all of this happens on a timescale of generational cycles, and that every fourth generation it culminates in some truly insane shit happening, and that for a thousand years humanity has managed to delay this happening by about a decade every time leading to the 90-year cycle of human progress which can be empirically proven as happening for at minimum a millenia through written records of the times.

You were born too late to explore new frontiers, too early to explore different planets, but you WERE born just the right amount of time after 1929 to get to experience an insane windfall of money and live like a king until you die. We won. Whether you end up a degenerate carpetbagger that does nothing with your money or you end up being the next Rockefeller and usher in multiple generations of prosperity for people is up to you, but we have won. And nothing can or will stop this. It's as ordained as a prophecy.

I like this price action, now to check SPY so I know how disappointed im supposed to be...

>>51687378
>and I have no idea why he thought it would
He's """former""" Citadel and makes his living pretending to fight for retail. He probably thought we were all actual gorilla-brain retards like the AMCoons.

>>51687378
The most suspicious thing was him telling people running logs to restart their machine

>>51686909

>>51687393
Please elaborate, based esoteric knowledge anon. What do you mean 90 year cycles?

>>51685341
most of the borrows are to resolve ftds, it's hard to predict price based on that because the shorting already happened.

>>51687413

I’m going to kill myself

Watching the 5min and it seems that even the candles they are dumping shares into are finishing green. We are pumping and I would bet a nut that over half of the volume today is short sales

>>51687489
When the 90 year old cycles to the store, we're fugged

Be a great time for MOASS. The rest of the world is watching the hurricane in Florida.

>>51687393
Yes.

>>51687412
what do you mean AAron doing his 9th sale and more stock isnt good?
AMC IS CHEAPER THAN GME JUST BUY MORE OF AMC
kek i can't believe the niggers fell for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2aticerEcs
>800000 people without power
poor bagchads from FL not knowing if theyre millionaires already or not

>>51687266
I think in his head, he thought that holders would've grown bored by now and diverted their attention to the market as a whole and, thus, given him money for his retarded investing ai platform clusterfuck

Spread is goin nuts

>>51687514
y tho

Why is it going up?

>>51687519
You can really see the kosher spaghetti spilling out of their pockets on the 1m.

>>51687603
looks like its following spy (?)

>>51687603
MOASS in AH

>>51687603
DXY going down.

>>51687603
why are they asking brokers to beg holders to let them borrow shares?
is something percolating?

/r/Superstonk/comments/xqf1ak/saxo_bank_belgium_begging_to_borrow_out_shares/

so record low volume and a 4% rise. wat do now?

kek hedgies, can't push it down more than that in the last minute? They really did blow their entire 1.7M share wad today.

>>51687724
go to bed its literally tomorrow fren

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1575214424033734656?s=46&t=cN2j2bWISQfcA2cXmYOHig

>>51687754
Bank of England pulled a pro gamer move

>>51687754
the BoE only propped it up for two weeks
it's literally going to collapse in two weeks

>>51687774
bank of canada about to turn into bank of can'tada in a few days fyi


today was a good day

>>51687810
Carlos.

>>51687754
And this will all be blamed on Brexit. Clever girl.

>>51687393
This post is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to long wtf
>>51687810
Good thing im with BMO
Fuck canada

>freaking out all day about following spy500

All I know is that in future recollections of history, many will ask: "you did hedge against the biggest worldwide economic crash by buying a brick and mortar nft Funko stock, right grandpa?"

Kek fridays

>>51687792
The final two weeks

>>51687846
Why tho? Calm down anon, thats normal markt behaviour

>us following spy

No no no, I think you misunderstand, SPY is following us

>>51687862
It is. GME is just following the market.

2.5/4

Can I ask out women with the confidence of a billionaire now?

>>51687901
Getting rich won't fix your autism, anon.

>>51687881
how do you explain yesterday?

>>51687881
>>51687862
are you new here?

let me clue you in, and let your boss know, we're coming for EVERYTHING, it's not about the money, it's about sending a message
before all of this is over, I'm fucking his ass with a bedpost

>Volume: 2,489,401

I already identify as rich and there's nothing you hot sauce and spice applying curry lovers can do about it

Kenny's gonna pay for reassignment

>>51687941
ATL?

>volume

Holy fuck
WAGMI!

>>51687949
By over half a million shares, yes.

MOASS unironically started today. Prepare yourself.

gamestop is jesus

Is gamestocks Jesus?

SNEED HEDGIES
DRS MORE
WAGMI

>>51687978
>>51688000
kek checkies

>>51687969
And they borrowed ~1.5 million today to short? I wish there was a way to know if they doomped them.

>>51687302
>MongoDB
SANTA MARIA!!

>>51687915
I like my autism. They might too

>>51688006
It's crazy that the tradable shares quadrupled and we're about to see the lowest volume ever.

Ayo green in AH too!

>>51688102
IIRC those historical volumes are all split-adjusted.

>>51688102
I'm a drooling retard. What exactly does this mean in reality? Why do we want low volume? Where did 1.7m shares come from?

Volume has truly taken my erection online and available for download in both pdf and kek format.

Captcha WANXT0? Sure!

>>51687037
>can I endure the losses?
I don't know Ken, can you?

what was it that BoE did to save the UK?

It has begun.

>>51688148
hehe kek kennies, we're coming for you (financially)

>>51688154
They paid for the margin call with commoners pensions

How bullish for GME is it that EBT is down?

>>51688191
PERCOLATING LIQUIDITY ISSUE

>>51687037
This retard wants to hyperinflate to save his own ass.

>>51688191
Definitely not bullish for amc.

THIS MAKES MY DICK THE VERY HARD DICK

>>51687603
because wagmi

>>51688252

>>51687901
Act like you dgaf anyway, women are fuck all anon, it's all a numbers game, they don't give you the time of day? move on. use the experience to talk to more and more and learn with each encounter.

>>51688276
wait, even the volume is fractal?

>>51688301
It's all fake until it isn't. DRS is what stops their games.

>>51688276

They're literally forced to short just to provide liquidity as the price slowly strangles them. We're in the moass.

>>51688276
>>51688296
I want to hear again.
>More Steam!

>>51688317
Crazy that GME is losing .5MM volume a day.

>>51688252

>>51688349
They're going to missile the DTCC and lose all records

>>51688349
they're about to launch a bunch of N-words aren't they?

Chainlink officially announcing today that they're partnering with SWIFT at SmartCon, hmnmmmmmmmmmmmm what a cohencidence

>>51688432
desperate times call for desperate measures

>>51688432
nah DTCC has 50 C-RAMs (soon to be owned by GME)

you know whats fucking nuts about today? for GME, today was a new record for most price movement PER SHARE TRADED. The '01 sneeze had such a large volume that even with the enormous price jump, the change per share traded was really low.

today though.... each share traded packed a punch. The hardest punch it has ever packed. By a lot. WITH THE SMALLEST RECORDED VOLUME THIS BITCH JUMPED 4.5 PERCENT

>>51688122
Low volume means not many people buying and selling. Typically big institutions like this are doing constant high-frequency trading back and forth between themselves so that retail buys in loses money and sells without making a blip on the radar. Volume this low means 2 things. Retail isn't selling and hedgies don't have alot of ammo to do their high-frequency trading shit. Low volume means each individual order has more effect on the price so the stock price moves more violently. Almost the entirety of what we saw today is pretty much Kenny self-felating himself with buy/sell orders.

>>51688452
Just like the pentagon on 9/11 right?

>>51688516
>the final arc

>>51688511
Checked, based, and how about that!

I finally lost power in my house.

Rip

>>51688511
That’s crazy, why would that be?

>>51688570
sad about the power, but congrats on getting a girlfriend fren

>>51688590
kek

>>51688590
Top kek

>>51688571
so many theories.

maybe the 1MM loaned shares were used to buy back stock to stave off a margin call.

maybe a good actor borrowed those shares to simply keep them off the market. Seems strange and improbable, but its a distant possiblity.

Maybe no one was selling, but then why the million shares on loan? Perhaps there is an attack to come on a day when everything crashes. Who knows.

>>51688511
I love you so much chartanon

>>51688633
>>51688633
>>51688633
Threaded.

>>51688511
i wish i too could hear these voices

^picrel its hedgies tomorrow

>>51688296
...uhh.. is that Sminem?

>>51685225
Stop anchoring to dates. T+whatever the fuck bs. It'll happen when the first rat tries to cut and run with the best deal, not before. Until then DRS.

>>51688516
Thank you fren!

>>51688511
>Oscilloscope
Looks like lowering momentum on a top as it slows to a crash