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I'm bobo

pray for my soul

So who blew up the pipeline?

Meme chart said we would crab today
Unless we have a crash before EOD, it's over

Why the fuck does oil keep going up? I wanted to buy in today but it won't stop going up

>>51685582
United Steaks.

How do I safely short the VIX on 10x leverage without nuking my portfolio

>>51685582
cia

why NAT GAS is pomping , can someone explain me ?

Cat. 4 hurricanes are bullish for the market. If the richest part of florida
>Fort myers
(They) cant trade. Thus the market fixing itself. Also Yom Kippur is next week!

>>51685582
Initial findings of the investigation revealed this picture of the suspect

>>51685551
Someone who understands greeks please help

>>51685582
The underwater hacker known as 4 Chan

When are yields going up to save my TMV?

>>51685598
europe pipeline sabotage

>>51685611
IT WAS HASAN PIKER!

>>51685590
wanted to long oil but pussied out , fml

>>51685589
this is crabbing
chart was backtested to 1975
stop questioning it

What is this chart called

>Chuck Schumer is a 70 year old WHITE guy
>Alex Wagner (MSNBC Shill)
TOP KEK

>>51685582
sabotage

thank g*d i sold all my puts yesterday and this morning! and even bought some smallcap ETFs with my spare cash. perfect timing as always. had to slurp some WEBS today though, it's just looking too juicy :3

>>51685624
HASAN I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!
IN LA! AT YOUR HOUSE!

>heh

>>51685621
should i long nat gas anon ?

>>51685642
that kike fag sch*mer is not white

Where you at ® bobo gang.

>>51685589
No it didn't. It crabbed yesterday and futures were green overnight

>>51685582
me

>>51685660
jews are white bub
look at the color of his skin

>>51685582
I broke the dam

>>51685676
big if true.

>>51685617
kek
same, but tlt puts, we correctly predicted 4% overnight and got absolutely raped by britain pulling shenanigans
anglos truly are the scourge of the earth

>>51685612
Delta is first derivative of option price wrt to stock price. Gamma is second derivative.
>inb4 what a derivative
It's the slope of the function

>>51685579

>>51685653
>>51685653
well russia to germany pipleine just blew up forcing germany to go to coal production immediately.

>>51685677
If Jews are so white then why do we still have niggers?

>>51685642

>>51685677
I have fact checked this and determined it to be DEBOONKED

>>51685664
>and futures were green overnight
I went to bed and they were red so idk

>>51685677
Arabs are spics because they are both brown?

>>51685677
see >>51685705

>I've been telling you to short for 6 weeks
>people took out shorts yesterday

Lmao. Btw I've fully closed my short positions and loaded up on calls.

>>51685711
if they start speaking spanish yes

>>51685688
>german commie greens are now forced to use coal

KWAB couldn't happen to a better bunch of tards.

>>51685660
according to mainstream liberal media he is and you are a bigot for noticing. Cool it with the antisemitism goy

>>51685711
Spics are Arabs.

>>51685711
makes sense to me! thanks for explaining

>>51685664
acktcuhually they turned green in late premarket. red to deep red all through the night

Today marks the start or the "miracle rally 2022/23".
First act:
>green candles into the US midterm election
Waypoints:
>S&P 500 ~4150pts medium term
>S&P 500 ~4450pts end of wave
Everything is going to be peachy well into March 2023.

Btw.
This is normal market behavior.
Very likely to be amplified, but still normal.

How high is BIIB gonna go? Can you put a price on Alzheimer's?

>>51685711
you ever seen a spic and arab in the same room? Didn't think so.

>>51685727
sure you did, i believe you

the only fucker i want to hear from is the guy who closed his month long META puts yesterday for (some) "reason"

>>51685721
>the white ruling class isn't white because we don't like them
sure thing bub. anyone with white skin is white, ask your local circle k crackhead nigger

>>51685705
>wolf in sheep's clothing
based and factually accurate

Just bought more vtsax.

48 hours until nuclear war
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1575187408890601472

>>51685705
Is this some kind of trick? They're both clearly ((white))

>>51685762
>jOO id
yet this man speaks truth

Who’s the clown that keeps fucking with the markets. Shit needs to dump not algo pump due to headlines. Stop it this instant!

>>51685791
Bagglet shares the nose structure of the parasite on the left

>>51685728
But Spaniards are white?

>>51685582

>>51685807
the perfidious albion has fucked us again

imagine having a massive rally day and INTC is not even moving

>>51685813
LMAO

WHY WON'T AAPL FUCKING CRASH??? AHHHHHHHHHH

>>51685829
Intcel is easily the biggest piece of shit company in the world

When do I invest my 20k?

>>51685829
or having SOXL and finally getting a green day after a year of pain and its... lets see here... up 30 cents

>>51685787
Ukraine/Russia will only escalate if Oil prices aren't moving upwards from here.

>>51685836
because SPY is green

>>51685813

>>51685838
How do people forget this? I was so fucking elated Ryzen wasn't a giant pile of shit, precisely because Intel is so fucking bad.

>>51685836
Got caught on a bad side of the trade because of the information that was posted publicly today? Woah, that never happens.

>>51685812
and you share the skin tone of the gentleman enjoying his cigar in pic related

>>51685850
Have you seen the price of SOXL lately? That's like a 20% pump or something

>>51685572
>>51685579
How many times did I tell you guys not to short the bottom?
Because I said it quite a bit this week.

Oilchads

>>51685841
right now
iodine pills
water filters
portable solar panel
rest of toilet paper

>>51685862
Do they have any part of their business they haven't completely fucked up?

>>51685836
Retards think pivot happening bc bongs bailed out pensions. Yes they, pivoters, are retarded

>>51685862
Good thing AMD has come along with processors that use so much power they run at like 90 degrees by default. Because electricity is cheap right now.

>>51685881
i was going to sell this morning and got greedy FML it will be back down but this pump may last a week or so.

should i long gas ? or should i wait for the bottom ?

>>51685875
SOXL is headed for 100.
SOXS will reverse split again.

>>51685686
Why do they call a retraction of IV theta crush instead of delta/gamma?
Or is this all just different ways of describing price action and if so why even bother with theta?

>>51685705
I'm honestly impressed she went from generic Jewess to a hot white woman
Good for her ig

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>51685829
It's a value play. Those guys know what they are doing and read sec forms and spreadsheets all day. Intc seems like a nice comfy way to make no money

>>51685836
Last gasps of a doomed system

>>51685841
VOO

>>51685643
The Beastie Boys?!

>>51685705
Why didn't she have him remove that ugly wart/mole over her right eye?

>>51685868
I am half Sicilian you know... cool it pal! I didn't wake up wanting to hate on the J boys, but the Street Smart Edge fuckery this morning was a TOP KEK. You guys think you are so slick because most goys are too stupid to see the scam you guys have pulled on the entire global financial system. But my schizo ass knows. I see it. Real slick only having 0 DTE options be functional until after lunch time. Real slick bag holder

>>51685924
PRICED IN

>>51685910
they've cut the production of the apple cellular telephone dude. nobody is actually buying semiconductors unless they can be used in a drone to drop bombs on russian soil.

>>51685886
Uh some of their SSD are OK? I'm reaching.

>>51685904
I'm not here to suck off AMD, but having a viable alternative to a company that had a decades long history of shoddy products and anticompetitive practice was a huge relief as a consumer. Like, those fuckers put out a new socket every goddamn year, while AM4 was supported for THREE generations.

I'm getting close to realizing some of these losses, bottom must be close.

>>51685894
>Retards think pivot happening bc bongs bailed out pensions
No wonder
Buying puts, fuck this meme market

>>51685928
there's literally zero conviction in their 5 year roadmap from investors. it's over for INTC

>>51685924
That was already priced in on the last dump.
You can fuck off with your FUD mongering.
All that remains before us are positive catalysts.

>>51685924
No one believes this unless USA wants to destroy every allied countries economy. We are already seeing too much destruction abroad even if USA can take it

was peepin some bbby puts into earnings and just OTM 6$ puts are dirt cheap (0.3) but the IV is over 200%
meh

>>51685937
>half sicilian
You sure you're not a kike? Lots of kikes called that island their "homeland".

>>51685918
It's IV crush (Vega) and passage of time is called theta decay.

>>51685978
You kikes call everywhere your homeland in attempt to steal it.

>>51685935
Just like in star trek!

>>51685961
tits as fake as this scam pump

>>51685978
I may or may not have some crypto kike blood in me but the real ones have hidden the knowledge so I will never know for sure. And I belive in Jesus so I'm not no matter what. Why doesn't bagglet fuck with Jesus? Specifically why not him?

>>51685949
I have a 3700x so I'm not anti-AMD. I just find the calibre of products all round pretty shit tier at the moment.

AMD with their housefire CPUs and nvidia pumping out cards that are so horrendous the coolers take up 4 slots.

>>51685979
And it all makes sense, thanks.

>>51685940
>>51685961
>priced in
You fags will never learn

>>51685582

This pump is so fake and gay and everyone knows it. these gay ass mumus be acting like drunk high off these pumps but we all know they are sober crying like little cattle bitches.

>>51685995
yes but sometimes big stupid fake pump is nice

>>51686001
I've got more important things to do than spend time discussing some first century bastard.

>>51685549
YOU LIED TO ME BOBO

Power hour?

Is there bullish divergence on the S&P weekly chart?

I don't know whether to short or long

>>51686042
its been well established there are people who purposefully give bad information to smg for the lulz, always be on guard with your shekels

>>51686036
>tripfag
>have more important things to do that seek for attention via shitposting

>>51686004
Nvidia are on the superior path. If people are looking for 144 fps or 300 fps screens then ai interpolation is better than scratch rendering each frame, especially for best and highest graphics.

They are moving to hybrid AI generation of images and that's way better especially at 4+k resolution where dlss improves. You are missing the destination and for example 20m GeForce now users

>>51686036
because then you would know that the Moshiach already came and all your Jew tikkun olam bullshit to self fulfil prophecy to "make the Moshiach come" is a futile attempt to hide the fact that you boys already killed him and his name is Jesus

>>51685995
This isn't a pump.

i just warned upcoming bond rally- also bonds and stonks nowdays move together just like stonks and gold. so bond rally will mean stonk rally too

>>51686049
No not yet.

should i keep my long on oil or not ? i have the feeling that its gonna dump so hard tomorrow

>>51686043
I'm looking like a power hour.
Don't know about the rest of you guys.

If me and scoopsies had a baby, what do you think it would look like?

>>51686078
his name was actually George Floyd

>>51686089
Imagine holding anything over the weekend

>>51686089
BNO hit 6month lows on Monday. It's due for a pump and this SPR fuckery can't last forever.

you DO know how to short-sell right? r-right?? be honest, how many of you have never short-sol

>>51686058
Sounds like you're ready to discover straddle options.

>>51686117
>George Floyd
I'm somewhat of an enjooyer myself

>>51685582
pic related

>>51686042
Thats why you buy weekly options on SPY. Today is a fake and gay pump, the rest of the week will be blood red. Always buy options at open Monday that expire in Friday

>>51685904
it's clear that power consumption is up, but anon, i think the constant 90C has more to do with the heat density rather than the absolute quantity of heat being kicked off.
I think the chiplets are something like 15% smaller while containing far more transistors and using more juice.

so we have 5 central banks saying straight up they intervening in the FX and bond market (EU, UK, Japan, China, India) and bobos ITT think this is a one day fake pump? literally don't fight the fed if they buying it all

>>51686112
>If me and scoopsies had a baby, what do you think it would look like?
Fat, and would likely eat cardboard for its OMAD.

>>51686127
I can't because I trade in a tax-free account and using margin would require a new account at my broker that isn't tax free

>>51686147

>>51686157
every single Put and Call on SPY has lost money since monday morning

>>51686147
Destruction.
It's all they know.

>>51686157
>Always buy options at open Monday that expire in Friday
wouldn't have been allowed to do that until after lunch today had he been a Charles Schwab Street Smart Edge enjooyer

>>51686127
anon pls teach us how to make 3 digit short orders. we are poor and dumb

>>51686176
Theyre just crashing the yields so there's no escape when the time comes

>>51686186
its almost like thats the entire point of the stock market in late 2022

Wow look at SOXL go! Next stop $13!

>>51686178
Scoopsies biceps at their peak are as big as my wrist. It wouldn't be possible for the baby to be fat because I'm not fat to begin with.
>>51686186
And by Friday they will be ITM.

>There is a lot of weird stuff going on

Sometimes CNBC is a little too on the nose with some of their content

>>51686206
>anon pls teach us how to make 3 digit short orders. we are poor and dumb

it's not going to stay 3 digits. you start w/ a 1/3rd or 1/4th position and average in. that 800$ could easily get to 2400$

>VIX down 5% today
Why is the forest quiet.

>>51686112

Does the market expect a smaller hike?

>>51686235
it is quite literally hand selected jewish representatives of the federal reserve trickling down the official word down the chain of command

>>51686251
The US has re-established global dominance in its Nordstream attacks where literally every other country in the world knows it did the attack but can't do anything about it and has to pretend they don't know what happened.

>BREAKING: Tiger Global and SoftBank Vision Fund II are in advanced discussions to inject $500 billion into the United Kingdom at a $3 trillion valuation, per sources close to the matter

Are we risk off yet ? Papi I’m scared

>>51686275
>inject $500 billion into the United Kingdom at a $3 trillion valuation
anyone got a meme of a perfidious anglo rubbing his hands?

>>51686274
Why did Biden bomb the Nordstream pipeline? Very pugnacious of him. I'm not liking this Dark Brandon thing.

>>51686243
ur so smart anon pls fuck my face

>>51686216
Party is over, they are locking the doors and will kill every bear and destroy every put that was bought last Friday

>>51686147
kek

>>51686275
Finally... The Tigers... I understand...

>>51686312
Lel. The Hidden Tigers were Tiger Global dipshits the whole time!!
FWIW Tiger has sold most of their growth dogshit by now

UUUU
U
U
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>>51686296
>Dark Brandon keeps winning

Speaking of Tiger Global and moronic tech growth markets....SHOP down 80% in the past year and still trades at a P/GP of 13.6

What was the whole fucking market thinking? Like I totally get that we were in a retarded tech bubble but looking at things like SHOP just makes you scratch your head even knowing the environment. Jesus fucking christ.

>>51686296
>why
To get Germany to capitulate, they literally can't get Russian natural gas anymore and have no excuse but to bow to the US. Europe is dependent on US natural gas now. Also re-establishing global dominance while fucking with Russia.

>>51686296
Jim Brandon couldn't find Russia on a fucking map

What the fuck lol?

Mumu is getting cocky after one day of green. Good. Load up on calls and shares. How many times do I have to say this? SPY won't stop dumping until it's below $320.

YES GOOGLE

GO HIGHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

>>51686345
>>51686360
>>51686366
Doesn't this harm American consumers because it would choke up the supply of oil while increasing demand for American oil, thereby increasing oil prices at the gas stations for US consumers ?

How much of this is going to benefit the everyday American down the line. I want pros and cons

WHAT THE ((((((((((((FUCK))))))))))))))) WAS THAT

>>51686171

>>51686371
The TA number was 3100 but clearly the market is trying to keep things over 3500

HURRICANE IAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51686297
why you have to be mean to me

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51686396
Natural gas, not oil. The US is making bank on natural gas exports to Europe, especially with the Russia conflict when they can jack up the prices and Europeans are still forced to buy since they can't buy from the Russians overtly.

>>51686408
we're back dwyerbros

>>51686176
But I'm not fighting the only Fed that matters

RIP to that bobro who bought 30k of sqqq an hour or so ago

>>51686398

>>51686408
>>51686429

>>51686220
Why do we still give attention to this pedo tankie?

Dumb bulls don’t realize this is just the exit pump before GDP numbers are released tomorrow. Tears are gonna be tasty tomorrow.

>>51686421

your heating bill is still going up, burger

>>51686449
because poster "yyYWn0qc" not only follows his twitter account, he posts the screenshots on /smg/

>>51686449
>tankie
he wishes, he's a lib

>>51686435
I bought 13k worth at 55.50

>>51686407
Today is nothing more than wall Street convincing retail to buy back in so they can fleece them one last time. They also want to get retail put holders to panic and capitulate. Only a fool sells his puts here.

>NRGU: +14.85%
That is merely an acceptable beginning.

Pump status: Fake and Gay

>>51686485
>>51686480

its going down soon but this ride up will hurt.

100 mile per hour wind or even much higher in parts of Florida right now

>>51686433
if the financial system of big economies collapses you have a ripple effect and it's over for US. the FED knows it and the market does too as you can see. dollar is reverse currency they NEED to keep it stable and not trading like a shitcoin or other countries lose trust in it.

>>51686112
Something like this. How is he doing these days anyway?

PUMP HIGHER! PUMP YOU SON OF A BITCH WE NEED TO BE SO MUCH HIGHER FUCK!

>>51686398
mess with the BULL, you get the HORNS

>>51686516
GNRC, ALCO, any other fun stocks? Maybe companies headquartered in Fort Meyers?

>>51686483
>he wishes, he's a lib

>>51686147
She dindu nuffin! (Is there anything they don’t fuck up?)

S&P 500 will bottom some time next year at 3000

close into session highs? asking for a fellow put holder

I hate it bros.

>>51686371
This isn't all that green.
It's just a normal day.

>>51686516
gust or sustained? if it's gust that's bitch mode still.

LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTAH

>>51686554
idk man you're the one complaining about "tankies" just like vaush

>>51686536
Not well. He's lost over $120k. This fake and gay pump might give him some false hope but that's all it's going to be. He's resulted to collecting cardboard to prepare for his inevitable homelessness once bobo finally destroys what's left of the bulls

>>51686586
lol

>>51686407
resistance at SPY 363 now defended thrice over. What do you people not get about this.

>>51686582
i just want to know how that fucker knew to exit his meta puts yesterday other than rash hashana or whatever the fuck i mean going into 4% 10 year give me a break

>>51686584
I don't know, how common is there to be 100 mile per hour sustained winds during one of these storms?

So, gentlemen, how does the bottom feel like?
Feels good buying cheapies, am I right?

>presents

>>51686516
Rainy and windy here in Jacksonville already

>>51686592
>Can't read IDs
Go back to lefty/pol/ already faggot

Im getting heemed I should have sold at open

>>51685582

this dead cat bounce is fucking gay- BOUNCE HIGHER FUCEKR! You call this a power hour?

>>51686605
But it went under 363 several times
Shit it went under 360 during euro hours, the only reason it's going up is because of British bailouts

>>51686640
not my fault your id is the same color as a faggot

>>51686651
hey man thats some tasty loss carryover as long as you dont anything similar for 62 days

stock great pump

POWUH HOWUAH

>>51686469
>GDP
same as always, bad gdp = le pivot incoming, good gdp = le recession canceled. market decided today it was bullish on GDP data. What that data actually shows is irrelevant.

>>51686586

>>51686429
>>51686448
this is sadly the only Dwyer meme I have.

Can anyone explain how they're still bearish when the Fed is about to announce unlimited QE?

>>51686651
join the club- I was going to swing trade today and got greedy- FML

Why would QE strengthen GBP and JPY?

>>51686599
>That webm
If it isn't a troll or re-edited for the memes it serves as a prime example of how women, no matter how much or how hard they fuck and even point it out to you in a fucking TikTok like this one they will ALWAYS try to absolve themselves of responsibility. It's like they are physically incapable of doing so and when shit hits the fan they revert to being literal children hoping and waiting someone cleans up after their mess. "I want to have my cake and eat it too" at its finest. LMAO

Chicks man. I'll tell you what.

>>51686586
WE TOLD YA'LL NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH APPLE COMPUTER, BUCKO.

greg is on Infowars.

How about some music while we watch the world burn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHn_Kb4Dz40

>>51686722
for me its how insidious makeup and hair dye is, bitch was looksmatched with owen but kept upgrading her way out of any hope of happiness for her or anyone she ends up with

>>51686721
It won't. QE makes asset prices go up.

Well anons, did you listen to me >>51680209
We fell just short of my 3737 target.
I closed my longs.

>>51686682
>it went under 363 several times
Yes, and then it went back up. That is called resistance.

>>51686765
Why are GBP and JPY suddenly up vs. the dollar today after announcing QE?

>>51686748
>zero down mortgages for nigras and latinxes
This will work out wonderfully. It did last time.
We've never had a problem like this before. Nope. None. Everything will be fine.

>>51686748
That MILF cleavage. Wew lad.

>>51686705
>bad gdp = le pivot incoming
Why do people insist on fighting Powell? He doesn't give a shit about propping up the markets.

How can I profit from the Eurocrash? I'm trying to find futures for the DAX or and inverse ETF, but I'm not sure my Jews at Charles Schwab and Vanguard will allow me to make money that way.

If we get another solid green day like this tomorrow and maybe friday I might do a little fear trading

>>51686775
Real target is 3850.

>>51686722
Women should never have been treated as equals to men. They are their own entity that is incapable of making good decisions for themselves that's why traditionally they had husbands do it for them while they stayed home and took care of basic shit. Naturally the Jews knew this to be true which is why they invented feminism. As long as women dump their money in the markets irresponsibly (see Cathy Wood) I can live with it though.

>>51686783
Nah it's called England destroying their country to save the stock market for another four or five days

>>51685995
>only saggy tits are real

>>51686782
I don't understand this either.

>>51686748
i knew greg was based but I didn't know the extent of his basedness, desu

>>51686775
I'm greedy, I think this has one more day in it. No more than 3800 though, probably closer to 3750.

>>51686783
You mean support?

>>51685662
Rewatched ATHF recently. Crazy how good something holds up when it's all jokes and no politics of the time it was made.

>>51686842
yes i mean support you fucking retard of course

>>51686599
>>51686722
What is the male version of doing this on social media?

>>51686787
she is actually even conservative today.

>>51686042
>buying short dated options

>>51686864
I don't really think it exists. At least I've never seen it.

It's like clockwork. Everyone's get super bearish, bobos get euphoric, everyone thinks we're getting circuit breakers.... And we pump

>>51686864
There isn't one. If you want to get technical though it would be either a tranny or faggot and I don't consider them men.

>>51686782
>>51686835
Probably just the initial reassurance that central banks are doing something, whether that something helps or not.

>>51686717
Be my guest mumu, "price in" another "pivot". I'm sure you're right this time and the fed won't just keep doing what they've said they were going to do.

>uk is buying 30 year gilts
>american 10 year POOOOOOMPS

This is why normal people dont watch charts all day. The market is fake and gay every single day

>>51686880
Google S&P 500 YTD

>all these retards closing longs, opening shorts etc

Bottom is definitely in.

>>51686785
Last subprime crisis was this exact same shit. Clinton did this shit in order to help muh poor people who can't get a mortgage. But the actual reason was because they didn't want the gap between white and asian people having mortgages compared to blacks and hispanics. It's fucking asinine.

>>51686880
there were many hints they were going to reverse the market to shit on retail (record puts to call buying)

nobody called BOE pulling some QE fuckery though, nobody

Oil chads do I sell or hold?

>>51686887
>>51686877
Ive seen men post retarded shit about all their ex's on social media. White men.

>>51686880
Why have a free market when you can have direct government intervention literally all the time with market makers fucking you all the way up and all the way down

>>51686800
>EPV

2x Europe Short

>>51686918
In a carefully edited and curated vid for tiktok?

>bogleheads:
>"I know international has crabbed for 2 decades but you GOTTA invest in it it'll be worth it"
>also bogleheads:
>"Ew why would you invest in long term bonds? I know it gives more than international but its not worth it just go for a total bond fund that will never grow"

>SPY parabolic.

AAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT PUTS YESTERDAY NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone casted Revive and saved the market

>>51686918
Go ahead and post it then, seems you are the leading expert atm

Short credit suisse right fucking now!
Don't ask me why.

>>51686950
No, you got me! I guess men never do it.
>>51686940
Maybe not, that is a stretch even for the most autistic of men. Most men would just ramble on a text post, but a curated video of all ex's by a man would be serial killer territory (again, which is plausible).
The answer is the male equivalent of these women are literally rapists and murderers

looks like im buying bbby puts at close, up ~3% into guaranteed shitty earnings
when I lose money on this rational and informed trade I will probably sit out until the end of the year

The 10 year bond is a shitcoin now

>>51686928
Free markets are like unbiases sources or you getting pussy: it exists but only theoretically

>>51686714
Smash that alt+click combo on the file name my man.

>>51686837
3800 is my next level actually.

called it >>51675615

Why doesn't Greg ever talk about the modified version of the MMRI, since it's way more accurate.

>mannarino shilling on infowars

What the fuck.

so recession cancelled?

I can't believe we actually double bottomed

>>51686945
Imagine still holding puts after boe announced restarting qe

>>51687053
oh cool a completely info free post in the middle of the night and not even in /smg/

>>51686999
>play earnings on meme stonk
>I will probably sit out until the end of the year
we both know a degenerate gambler is not going to sit out until eoy

>>51687084
this pump is beyond weak as fuck... sus man.

Why ius Workiva pumping? I see no news.

>>51687061

HOLY FUCK HE IS DROPPING NUCLEAR REDPILLS

>>51687061
We are hitting meme levels previously not though attainable

>SVXY +2%
>UVXY -7%

Wait what? Do they have different leverage?

>>51687124
hes really worked up kek

>>51687122
ships, rising tide, etc

>>51686944
adjusted for inflation, international stocks over the past 2 decades are down massively, the hang seng index is trading at the ATHs of the late 90's

>>51687141
yes

THEY'RE GOING FOR THE SEPTEMBER 23 GAP FILL

4 U
>>51687167
>>51687167
>>51687167

>>51686625
It's just shy of a Category 5, which is pretty major: https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/hurricane-ian-tracker-2022-news-path-weather-09-28-2022

And 100mph is pretty "average" for hurricanes but Ian's at like 150mph: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutsshws.php

>>51687145
It's up 17% in the past 15 minutes. This isn't just a rising tide.

>>51687057
Tobins q is the only metric that matters

Why in the fuck are you not buying steel right now before the market closes?

>>51687080
How
We just took out the June lows, right into a critical support region. You would have to be majorly retarded to be opening new shorts here, with vix above 30 no less.

so if recession is cancelled because of euro cuck QE, then why is it low volume algo PPT bullshit price action right now and not legitimate buys?

thank you bobo. im out of the red today.

>>51686911
I sold my GUSH just now, but it's a volatile etf and I was up 16%. I'm waiting later into October to build a position in oil companies.

>>51687005
Sad

>>51687110
It'll be erased EOW, but I doubt the Fed will be able to hold out much longer regardless.

>>51687162
What's fucking insane is that international is losing to long term bonds. Like, this doesn't even include corporate or extended duration which would push it even higher

>>51687366
>It'll be erased EOW, but I doubt the Fed will be able to hold out much longer regardless.
the projections are 5% terminal rate by march and no QE

>>51687466
Sounds about right.

Unless...

>>51687010
holy shit I didn't even know this was a thing