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>>51673884
Pretty based, I think it would be cool to be a warlord that is totally insane from mercury poisoning.

>>51673884
Quality > quantity you pleb.

>>51673920
but deenz have little to no merc....
you almost had me you rascal

>>51673920
LMAO KEK

>>51673884
>mercury clad fish soaked in Sneed oils
Yeeaaaahh.... totally safe......

>>51673884
DON'T TELL THEM ANON FRIEND.

LET THEM EAT ZE BUGS.

>>51673884

i wish seson would figure their shit out when it comes to the salt content. Some cans are great, some you open and its just a brick of salt with no deenerinos

>>51673920
the fish is safe cause they're low on the food chain

>>51673920
bro it's not a swordfish or tuna

>>51674004
they're in 100% pure extra virgin olive oil though

>>51673884
Based king deenz. Glad to see you pop around time to time.

>>51673944
>quality
>Carrefour

Fucking howling.
10/10

>>51673884
Based /deenz/poster. I'll be making the switch from tuna soon

>>51673920
You'll kill for one of those

>>51673884
I just bought my first can of deenz because of all of you, whats the best way to eat this without vomiting?

>>51674298
drain leftover oil
put your favorite hot sauce or mustard on top
est out of can
if you are a huge weenie put on some crackers

bone apple teet

>>51674310
This is the one is it good

>>51674298
Try frying them in a skillet until they’re nice and crispy, then put them on a cracker with your favourite sauce

>>51674385
I like sriracha, should I use olive oil or butter.

>>51674353
trader Joe deenz are unironically tasty as fuck

>>51674408
oil so they crisp

>>51674310
to get maximum calories you need to drink the oil. my dad always drank the oil and he died of multiple myeloma at the age of 70 which is pretty good all things considered

>>51673884
Whenever there's a schizo post there's always multiple stages that they say are playing out. I always take note of the first few and if they ever come true I'd rush to the store and buy up all the deenz

>>51674353
You want sardines with something else on the can so you dont get bored the second day. Fish in brine tastes metallic

>>51674353
For me it's picrel. Since I found these I've never bought any of the other shitbrands.

>>51674673
"Fish she is very small"
Based Quebecois

>>51674565
can you make this make sense?

>>51674673
where to buy this???
i don't see them carried in stores?

>>51674142
>tuna and swordfish get mercury from eating sardines
WHOOPSIE NOT MY PROBLEM

>>51675424
Idk in canada you can get them at sobeys/superstore.

>>51675381
>schizo post world ending larp
>I only remember the first part of their larp to see if it comes true
>If it comes true I go to the store and buy all the Deenz before normies can

>>51675496
yeah and it accumulates in them so they end up with much higher levels of mercury by weight than sardines

>>51674004
No mercury or heavy metals in deenz, they are too small and young when caught

>>51673944
>Quality > quantity you pleb.
Say that again after starving to death in a month, retard.

>>51673884
Because they only have a shelf life of a few years?
Also if you're gonna stack, diversify and get some herrings, kippers, smoked oysters/mussels, jarred squid etc.

>>51673944
>buying brand name sardines

Retard play

>>51675579
The best thing about canned fish is if it has spoiled and the can is compromised it takes a very short time.

So if it doesnt smell like death then its safe. Theres little to no "maybe" period when it comes to preserved fish products.

>>51673884
based
my current networth is
5% food
10% crypto
85% cash

Deenz will be the new currency post collapse just like how Cigarettes are prison currency. People can't eat silver and have no use for it, it will be easy to measure the value of deenz relative to other foods when there is a huge amount of people growing potatoes in their backyard but nobody has meat or fish

>>51673884
based deenz enjoyer. The perfect food for any circumstance. ive eaten them on ski mountians and road trips many times instead of gas station (((food)))

>>51673884
Good idea but also diversify into tuna, cod fish liver, rice and pastas.

I'm a lacto-ovo-vegetarian, shill me something to buy.

>>51673884
enjoy ur chronic mercury + heavy metal toxicity
also enjoy those proinflammatory oxidized veggie oils
also enjoy the hormone disrupting toxins leaching from the can into the oil
in short - enjoy being a faggot, faggot

Damn just finished the last of my deen stack. I have storable protein powder tho if shtf.

>>51675579
I've got deenz with 2027 expiration dates. And that's just a minimum, not a hard limit.

>>51675944
I didn't kept track of my canned food portfolio, but there are probably several thousand euro's.
Just another one of my shelves.

>>51679095
>>51679137
Nigga ate so much DEENZ he can't stand still for a picture

>>51673884
you're gonna wanna diversify though: mackerel, kipper snacks, and octopus

>>51674004
>t. 350 lb burger

Anyone have a reccomendation of smoked oysters that isn't Chinese trash?

>>51679448
It's just an old dumbphone with shit camera.

>>51674190
>bom petisco
yikes, pricier than other brands for no real reason imo
>olive instead of sunflower seed oil
lit + patrician + W

>>51673884
excellent stack, fren. what's the king oscar tin in the back right?
>>51679929
I just got this off amazon, excellent variety for ameriburgers at $5/can
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B093KHGM2N/

I got pic related recently, absolutely delicious and a nice change of pace from the regular king oscar with the oregano, basil and garlic.

>>51679137

nigga u take a pic of da beans like it was bigfoot

>>51673884
>This many deenz
>He doesn't know about the mercury
Enjoy minamoto disease

>>51673884
Be careful, a number of brands have been shown to contain dangerous amounts of arsenic. Interestingly, Season brand has been shown to have no detectable levels though.

>>51684378
Deenz don't accumulate mercury in any significant amounts because they are short-lived fish on the very bottom of the food chain, meaning they do not accumulate this and other heavy metals like larger fish like Tuna.

But by all means, don't buy deenz, I don't want faggots bidding up the prices of my precious deenz.

>>51684378
Sardines have some of the lowest mercury levels of any fish. 10 ppb, compared to 3 ppb in beef. Not that crazy.

>>51673920
Kek. I am going to write this into a funny post-apocalyptic story. Thanks for the idea.

>>51673884
how long do they last?

>>51684608
best buy dates for deenz are 3 or 4 years from canning date, but you can probably keep them for 20 years and theyd still be edible

>>51673884
I'm all in

>>51673884
>tell me why my plan isn't fucking perfect
ask any poltard who did this the last time it was "happening for real this time, you have to be a complete idiot to not understand how bad things are gonna get VERY SOON, I went to walmart and these sheeple were NOT EVEN buying all the sardines/beans/canned food/ammo/precious metals/propane tanks they could afford, it's crazy how indoctrinated these goys have become, it was truly surreal shopping while I was the only one to understand that we are in the final days before the happening" in the past 10 years

Unironically stacking beenz and deenz, and water
Clown world surely has accelarated

>>51679929
>octopus
So delicioso

>>51675542
Huh, so if you think about this logically with humans, if you ate a bunch of sardines like retards on this site suggest, wouldnt you accumulate mercury like the swordfish or tuna fish? Cause its the exact same process.

>>51690254

Yeah you pretty much need to include heavy metal detox as part of your kit. Everything is poison

>>51684520
I dont want your cancerous microplastic chinese seed oil tin can ass heavy metal "food product". Ill just go to a stream and catch a single trout that will have like 10x the meat of 1 of those cans. And guess what, its FREE.

>>51690333
Or just eat fresh fish... from freshwater... you dont live in a coastal city right retard?

>>51673884

I highly recommend the Walmart Great Value brand. They are very superior for only $1.

based deenz thread

>>51673884
nice spread