/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51655843
Funny pic, but needing investing advice is normie 101 shit. It's weak and pathetic.

financial advisors will cuck you into trapping yourself in illiquid instruments

>>51655843
I'M GONNA ADVIZOOOOOR

>>51655859
>Funny pic, but needing investing advice is normie 101 shit. It's weak and pathetic.

if you're too lazy to do your own research literally just put 60% of your money into stocks and 40% into bonds. ETFs like SCHD are solid choices for a catch all investment.

>>51655843
Because there were so many financial advisors telling you to buy crypto the past 10 years

Cringe faggot

>>51655867
>financial advisors will cuck you into trapping yourself in illiquid instruments

>>51655875
Are you a paid shill or some shit? Why not focus on converting redditors? You'd have better luck there

>>51655888
>Because there were so many financial advisors telling you to buy crypto the past 10 years

>Cringe faggot

>>51655892
it's probably some shitskin who works as a financial advisor and has been losing clients.

>>51655892
no I like making fun of financially illiterate people at the top of the Dunning Kruger curve like yourselves

>>51655901
Post p&l

>>51655843
My 26 year old brother just became a financial advisor at a well known institution. He lost his ass trading options and has a serious gambling addiction. I wouldn't give him or any other "financial advisor" a cent of my capital.

>>51655899
>it's probably some shitskin who works as a financial advisor and has been losing clients.

>>51655929
post hands

>>51655911
>Post p&l

great soi thread OP

>>51655940
You're a pussy. I call you out, but you can't put your money where your mouth it. Lel

>>51655947
in all likelihood it's just a bot

>>51655843
Post made me laugh like the fucking joker, thanks. I love how spiritual fulfilment flies over the head of every retard that browses this shithole.

>>51655966
based understandoor

>>51655899

>>51655976
> You thought I was agreeing with your post
Are you a bot, kike, or retarded?

>>51655885
Fuck, he is beautiful.

>>51655901
> no I like making fun of financially illiterate people at the top of the Dunning Kruger curve like yourselves

>weak male attempts to make fun of smarter ones

>>51655885
> Another gay retard post

>>51656010
>>weak male attempts to make fun of smarter ones

>>51655890
my capital doesn't need to be liquidated, it'll be making a comfy 6% for the next two decades at least

>>51655843
kek

kill yourself

>>51655992
>>You thought I was agreeing with your post
>Are you a bot, kike, or retarded?

>>51655916
Is he already balding?

>>51656066
> T.

>>51656077
>> T.

>>51656030
you lost the day you decided to save all these images

>>51656068
Not at all, why?

>>51656093
> T.

>>51656130
Well then he's a fucking loser not putting in work or risk, that's why. You see how all the richest guys are fucking bald? BALD FUCKING EAGLES! your brother is a worm and a woman.

>>51655843
I am my portfolio's financial advisor. I buy a lot of low caps I believe will do well like ORE, CUDOS, TOWER in the dip and sell when they pump while I DCA in large and medium caps

I need no cringe to talk me into that or anything esle.

>>51655843
Only retards are averse to learning. While managing your investments, don't forget supercharger rewards. Avoid I told you so.

>>51656675
Your financial advisor didn't do well if he didn't tell you about QANX TEL TSUKA

>>51655885
Stfu if you have no idea about a thing. What stock? Would rather go all in on fwt staking rewards.

>>51657413
The ORE/ETH pool gives 45% APY atm cocksucker. your bag seem alien not just to me but to the space

>>51655890
Based. Financial advisors are basically influencers. A simple research will reveal a good asset management network in this dip, but plebs won't learn.

>>51656039
Should I be scared anon? If it isn't freeway superchargers, I'm out.

>>51655843
Financial Advisers don't know what they're doing either, if they did they'd be fund managers not giving financial advice to boomers.
Financial Advisers are on the same Level as Life coaches.

>>51657646
I recently got in on RAIL without any sucking advisor and I am glad I did because it is a great buy imo.

>>51655843
>Have all the best financial advice
>Still have to wagecuck as a financial advisor

>>51655885
>if you're too lazy to do your own research literally just put 60% of your money into stocks and 40% into bonds. ETFs like SCHD are solid choices for a catch all investment.
>>51656675
>I am my portfolio's financial advisor. I buy a lot of low caps I believe will do well like ORE, CUDOS, TOWER in the dip and sell when they pump while I DCA in large and medium caps
>
>I need no cringe to talk me into that or anything esle.
>>51657413
>Your financial advisor didn't do well if he didn't tell you about QANX TEL TSUKA
>>51657549
>The ORE/ETH pool gives 45% APY atm cocksucker. your bag seem alien not just to me but to the space
>>51658020
>I recently got in on RAIL without any sucking advisor and I am glad I did because it is a great buy imo.

Lots of midwittery ITT. Investment advisors are for when you are at least $500k+ in investible assets. Below that you should just be DCAing into index funds.
Here's a tip for all you teenagers and poorfags - if the vast majority of rich people do something, there's probably a good reason for it

>>51655843
Do financial advisors even care if they lose money? It's not their money.

>>51659804
shut it you cor bag holder