[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 88 KB, 544x503, 1648077364589.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51646460 No.51646460 [Reply] [Original]

>Dollar Milkshake Theory

>> No.51646561

>>51646460
I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51646611
File: 159 KB, 1024x1024, 1663437468873049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51646611

>>51646561
i remember when slurpjaks started getting posted back in mid 2021 and it actually worked on FUDding me out of buying back before BTC pumped to over 60k a second time

>> No.51646620
File: 743 KB, 918x966, 1648689801195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51646620

>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is *has a stroke*

>> No.51646633

>>51646460
when the shoe shine boy is talking about dollar milkshake you know the dollar will crash

>> No.51646649

>>51646561
>>51646611
>>51646620
4chan was always brainlets. a bunch of either neonazis or trolls that troll the neonazis.

there is nothing of value here; absolute nothing; not even to poll how stupid people are.

>> No.51646671

>>51646460
she's right

>> No.51646682

This website completely rots your brain, I can't imagine the type of hypercritical drivel people (myself included) will be posting after 40 years of being exposed this shit

>> No.51646706

>>51646611
i miss all those perverted basedjaks talking about naughty dips

>> No.51646726

>>51646682
>4chan - smugjak.jpg

>> No.51646743

This year UK McDonald's increased the price of cheeseburger for the first time in over a decade

>> No.51646863

>>51646706
They are all either in prison or living under a bridge for buying all these dips

>> No.51647005

the dollar milkshake theory is undermined by 8-9% official inflation

>> No.51647023
File: 416 KB, 598x800, gbfd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647023

>>51646706
>>51646863
Im still here
We talked about buying the dip last summer not the top

>> No.51647055

>>51646611
>>51646649
>>51646706
>>51646863
>>51647023
"slurjaks" were a literal psyop to get you to not buy the dip. in fact, they were meant to get you to abandon crypto all together

it was an IQ test and you failed

>> No.51647161
File: 1.46 MB, 1277x1248, THE ONE PIECE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647161

>>51647055
i started to DCA at 25k, i still win

>> No.51647512
File: 222 KB, 1920x1080, 1628166530575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647512

>>51647055
What are you talking about? The meme is heckin relatable and convinced me to vigorously slurp the scrumptious little dipperinos we've been presented with

>> No.51647560

>>51646460
>>51646611
>>51646649
Modified wojaks have been a disaster for internet culture.

>> No.51647561
File: 33 KB, 400x526, 1586311617276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647561

>Dollar Milkshake Theory

>> No.51647589

>>51646611
stupid frognigger

>> No.51647618
File: 351 KB, 1200x1016, 1647910811928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647618

>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51647705
File: 641 KB, 788x685, 1621556710396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647705

>>51646706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh...oh yes my dear....AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUgggghhhhhuuuhhh....quite a dip indeed...is that....dare I say....EEEEEAAAAAaaaggghh...negative ten percent.....AAaaaggggg....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....GUH...quite a tasty dip yes very much so .....*Breathes in* AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa....ah yes...and also....oh? is that? negative twenty percent?....quite yummy my dear....GAAAaaahh...but of yes...this will do nicely....GUH....please my dear....another ten percent if you please....nice a big now..GUUUHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhuuuuuuuunooooooooo... Oh yes...very good!....very tasty my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of ten more percent for me to gobble?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the... AAAAAAAAaa.... darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....negative forty percent...ah yes....let me guess...another drop coming up....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for ah.....AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well...fifty percent....hmmm....that dip is quite noticeable....yes.....need another buy from me I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite....OOOOOAAAAAGAGHGGGGGHHUUUUUHHHH Oh I was not expecting that…that little rug my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small buy…..Ooh…ah….AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh…and yet…my portfolio…yes…the dip….oooh…hmmm….is that….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…buy….a little more if you please…..AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…GUH…ive lost everything. the most delicious one yet my dear…are we going to negative 90?..AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….yes….

>> No.51647711
File: 130 KB, 1080x1020, 92873498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647711

>>51646561
>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51647750
File: 125 KB, 632x633, 1632842252488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647750

>>51646706
>>51647023
>>51647512
Bobos won.

>> No.51647805
File: 292 KB, 790x830, Wojak 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647805

>>51646561sage
>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51647825
File: 118 KB, 1024x1024, 1661375306430950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51647825

>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51647865

>milkshakes for a dollar
based

>> No.51647965

>>51647005
It's closer to 15$. They removed quite a few everyday things from the common basket back around '05.

>> No.51648022
File: 71 KB, 711x848, 04BDF086-E738-4651-9164-882EA89A1FF9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648022

>>51647512
The slurp theory still remains one of the most effective investment tools in all markets. Either you’re a slurper or you’re a faggot. Plain and simple as

>> No.51648028

>>51646706
it was very funny

>> No.51648042
File: 60 KB, 419x505, 1658431480308841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648042

>>51646561
> I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51648067
File: 35 KB, 471x560, 9E43816A-4155-4C18-B482-3E88C4863A98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648067

>>51646460
Seethe
Cope
Rope

>> No.51648073

>>51646460
Where the FUCK can you buy a milkshake for $1?

>> No.51648121

>>51647512
made me kek

>>51646649
fuck this faggot tranny. Here's your (you) now do it today, tranny.

>> No.51648156
File: 450 KB, 960x833, 1602334437188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648156

>>51648067

>> No.51648180
File: 1.28 MB, 1992x1992, 1663212508237224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648180

>>51646460
> Dollar Kneepads Theory

>> No.51648691

>>51648028
But 4chud told me it was a Reddit meme

>> No.51648828

>>51647023
>>51647055
>>51647161
>>51647512
>>51648022
slurpchad reporting in
I've been buying the dipperino ever since mid 2021
I'm deep in pain right now but I know that if I keep slurping through 2024 I will make it and the bobos will rope

>> No.51648999
File: 7 KB, 221x228, wer23r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51648999

>AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS

>> No.51649765

>>51646649
>muh neo-Nazis

>> No.51649790

>>51646649
gayest shit i read today but it's early in the day

>> No.51650172
File: 73 KB, 750x741, 1D8B8A93-44A0-4147-A31D-98892F63F4EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51650172

>>51648156
Nothing personal

>> No.51650262
File: 170 KB, 1030x1100, IMG_0581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51650262

>>51647023
mmmm...yes
yESs...
oh you're a NAUGHTY little dip..

>> No.51650296
File: 12 KB, 454x520, 1655629045109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51650296

>>51646561
>I'm sick of the bitter irony where every second thread on 4chan is "haha people all think *meme*, wot npcs lmao. I aren't smart?". It's time to grow up.

>> No.51650301
File: 7 KB, 237x250, 1664051864150589s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51650301

>>51646649
>4chan was always brainlets. a bunch of either neonazis or trolls that troll the neonazis.
>there is nothing of value here; absolute nothing; not even to poll how stupid people are.

>> No.51651206

>>51648828
I stand corrected. Based slurpchads are still around. Gives me hope for a brighter day

>> No.51651819

>>51646611
The slurpjaks were unironic lmao
How did you not get this

>> No.51651932

>>51647005
Not when every other sovereign currency is still weakening against it.

>> No.51652038
File: 79 KB, 678x585, 5F48C174-8E07-4A4B-9016-E5883A7EBD26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51652038

>>51646611

>> No.51652113

>>51647005
No it's not, because you fail to understand the USD is inflationary within the US borders, but deflationary in the rest of the world.

>> No.51653538

>>51652113
Wrong

>> No.51654500

>>51652113
Right

>> No.51654545

>>51646611
I posted so many slurp threads and also bought those dips, I just thought they were funny
I actually did sell the ETH for at 4k but sadly held BTC throgh it all and am still bagholding to this day while occasionally slurping

>> No.51654555

>>51647965
Yup. If you substitute a house for a tent under a freeway overpass and a beef burger for a cricket burger inflation is rather tame

>> No.51654565
File: 181 KB, 768x768, based ignorer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51654565

dollar milkshake theory? all i know is the dollar will outperform every currency for as long as you and i are alive

>> No.51655354

>>51646611
Don't feel bad anon, I fell for the slurpjak psyop as well, but only because they were fucking annoying

>> No.51655361

>>51654565
Sad truth

>> No.51655413

>>51655354
>but only because they were fucking annoying

That was the point, more slurps for us

>> No.51655533
File: 69 KB, 1600x900, soyjaks_pointing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51655533

>Ultra sound money

>> No.51655566

>>51646611
Slurpjaks were not posted to fud they were posted to convince you to buy back

>> No.51655632

>>51646561
fpbp

>> No.51655637
File: 5 KB, 200x200, 1646683615599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51655637

>>51655566
>Slurpjaks were not posted to fud they were posted to convince you to buy back

>> No.51655695

>>51647055
Slurpchad meme only filtered redditors who are trying to blend in with le based 4chan culture

>> No.51657082

>>51652113
correct. someone's never heard of staglfation

>> No.51657178
File: 283 KB, 512x512, 1663843817700930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51657178

>>51646561
>>51646620
>>51647023
>>51647512
>>51647618
>>51647711
>>51647750
>>51647805
>>51647825
>>51648022
>>51650262
>>51650296
>>51652038
>>51655533
>>51655637
> le heckin nakamoto coefficient

>> No.51657612
File: 236 KB, 300x460, me.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51657612

>4chan was always brainlets. a bunch of either neonazis or trolls that troll the neonazis.
>there is nothing of value here; absolute nothing; not even to poll how stupid people are.

>> No.51658112

>>51646649
sounds like your jimmies got rustled by a shitposter.

>> No.51658166
File: 60 KB, 353x540, 1641014861603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51658166

>>51648828
>tfw slurpchads got memed into dcaing
this god's forsaken site will make so many people rich it's insane

>> No.51658475

This is some seriously NPC behavior

>> No.51658997
File: 1.12 MB, 1810x1985, black baby cobson.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51658997

>>51646649
>4chan was always brainlets. a bunch of either neonazis or trolls that troll the neonazis.
>
>there is nothing of value here; absolute nothing; not even to poll how stupid people are.

>> No.51659528

>>51646743
>not the fooking cheeseburgers Baz!

>> No.51659612

>>51648073
At your mums house

>> No.51660052
File: 2.83 MB, 524x360, 1664128151233398.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51660052

>>51650172
Why does anti American propaganda make America so cool bros?

>> No.51661213
File: 399 KB, 842x960, 1510720293914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51661213

>>51647750