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Let’s start a “/biz/“ humor thread

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cool thread OP

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>>51644906
Thanks fren

>> No.51644937

>Humor on /biz/
There's no humor here faggot just trannies, political faggots, redditors, jeets, a few based anons and I mean like 2 max.

And a bunch of fucking schizophrenics, there's no redeeming value here any longer, I got what I needed, what brings you faggots back here?
And besides begging and scamming which is 80% of the userbase.

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>>51644937
Thanks you can leave now

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https://youtu.be/sUmrffnAA-s

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And here's the biggest meme of all. Imagine literally killing yourself because line go down.

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>> No.51645595

>>51645559
>gets immediately rekt from private security standing by

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>> No.51645598

>>51645536
History repeats itself. Buckle up.

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>> No.51645684

>>51645536
Had the same thought about the BBBY guy. Bro you aren’t even the owner/founder. You’re some C-suite king of the yuppies that if he isn’t addicted to something should have enough money stashed away from his salary for several lifetimes of retirement. You killed yourself to avoid…being embarrassed?

>> No.51645780

>>51645684
Wasn't he potentially facing federal securities violations?

>> No.51645810

>>51645559
*gunshots*
you lost'

>> No.51645837

>>51645780
Oh all right, embarrassment and a few years in whatever minimum-security country club they put Martha Stewart in.

>> No.51645872

>>51644937
this, bunch of totally clueless dunning kruger faggots

>> No.51646013

>>51645872
>not me though. I actually know what I’m talking about.

>> No.51646176

>>51645684
that's why you shouldn't jump to conclusions about his suicide being bearish for BBBY. normally a 52 year old executive would be psychopathic or at least thick skinned enough to be able to cope with his millions of dollars and move on to a different company no matter what happens to his current employer. he even sold some of his shares close to the peak at the same time as ryan cohen and jake freeman. possibly he had mental health issues or was crooked (he was a relatively recent hire and enabled the former CFO mark tritton to waste money on share buybacks and other stupid shit), might've been subpoenad for racketeering or whatever.

>> No.51646201

*former CEO mark tritton

>> No.51646213

>>51646176
>muh mental health issues
Opinion discarded
This is the same as saying he was possessed by the devil, just wrapped in current year terms

>> No.51646233

>>51646213
kill yourself retard
committing suicide as a 52 year old millionaire isn't normal regardless of what words you want to use to describe his state of mind

>> No.51646261

>>51646213
kill yourself, you're completely insufferable like a /pol/ toddler, reacting like an NPC over those words

>> No.51646266

>>51644826
Jannies ruined this site. It’s not fun to joke about them anymore, they have less accountability than Reddit mods. At least you know who the fat loser that bans you on Reddit is.

You can keep 4chin, it’s a corpse

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>> No.51646290

>>51646233
Yeah you too buddy
You can just say “I cannot or refuse to understand his actions, or am missing information that would explain them” instead of jumping directly to demonic possession

>> No.51646317

>>51646233
>>51646261
You forgot to turn on your vpn my brother

>> No.51646329

>>51646290
i'm simply saying that jumping to conclusions about his suicide being related to the state of BBBY is retarded

>>51646317
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
WHEN I'M A MILLIONAIRE I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

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>> No.51646354

>>51646317
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF

>>51646344
which is why you should buy BBBY

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>>51646329
Damn you must be down a lot

>> No.51646400

>>51646344
god i hate zoomer speak so much

>> No.51646416

>>51646397
COPE
i made a shitload off of GME while you're probably in the red KEKE
if you had been a jan/feb 2021 GME oldfag instead of a qanon NPC cargo cultist you would've seen the bullish signs for BBBY

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>>51645602

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>>51645358
>white man kills all the buffalo the red man was depending on for food
>wins continent
>eats cows

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>> No.51646864

>>51645536
Isn't this "Time Cop" with Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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>> No.51647080

>>51647040
What game is that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

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>> No.51649947

>>51645536
This never actually happened. One guy nowhere near wall street jumped out a window near Winston Churchill(who was in New York at the time) BEFORE the crash. It's just kike lies.

>> No.51650336

>>51647191
god damn hook nosed tribe

>> No.51650454

>>51645397
Let me guess, the ones that guess laughably low were out of touch boomers, weren't they?

>> No.51650568

>>51646329
>i'm simply saying that jumping to conclusions about his suicide
I think the CEO is the one who jumped to conclusions

>> No.51650675

>>51646416
dont worry anon you'll make it all back just put bet the rest on black I hot as hot tip from the croupier

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>>51645499
what a fucking NPC

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obligatory

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so this is the future of finance.

>> No.51651096

>>51647040
What game is this?

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good thread thanks guys

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>> No.51651337

>>51646400
On god

>> No.51651361

>>51644982
Wtf i own this book

>>51650943
I made the pinkjak thread

>> No.51651433

>>51651361
>Wtf i own this book
no you dont
>I made the pinkjak thread
no you didnt

>> No.51651454

>>51645309
Based alchemy bro

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>> No.51651708

>>51647080
>>51651096
Poosader Pings Poo

>> No.51651860

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/xp0mdj/spent_2_days_preparing_these_kit_kat_cookies_and/

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>>51651860

>> No.51651934

>>51651908
https://www.reddit.com/r/BicyclingCirclejerk/comments/xigsbc/what_real_brutal_diarrhea_looks_like_when_youre/

>> No.51652001

>>51651934
you must go back from wence you came

>> No.51652059

>>51652001
i thought i was in /GME/ damn

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>>51651228
Man. If you are employed in a workplace that has a ping pong table and you're not a fireman, you really need to reflect on the necessity of your own job.
I honestly think that's going to be retrospectively viewed as a mass layoff indicator during the 2023 Depression.

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>>51651433
I'm telling the truth unironically

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>> No.51652350

>>51645202
how is this funny?

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>>51645344
Go away gains goblins

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>> No.51652516

>>51645810
larp

>> No.51652567

>>51650735
>what a fucking NPC
unironically you are as much of an NPC

>> No.51652659

>>51650454
shaun donovan is 56
eric adams is 62
ray mcguire is 65
diane morales is 55
so mostly the youngest boomers/oldest gen x'rs

>> No.51652890

>>51652567
yea i realized that too

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pretty shit thread, all facebook/TG tier memes
ill dump my favourites

1/6

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2/6

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3/6

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>She kwon
>Single-handedly stole gay Korea’s pension fund
You go girl

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5/6

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6/6

art imitates life

>> No.51653098

>>51653028
this board is full of unfunny faggots. coming from someone with a good sense of humor and a social butterfly you're all insufferable and gay

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>>51645153
>do not ask me again

>> No.51653155

>>51653098
>someone with a good sense of humor and a social butterfly
me too bro
Im also a kickboxer so Id paint the pavement with your blood if I felt like it

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>> No.51653183

>>51653155
why are you posting such unfunny fucking shit? also I'm not intimidated by skinny ass kickboxing incels which is why I train muay thai

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>> No.51653328

>>51647040
The decision fucking sucks too because you can easily make 400-500 a pop by defeating even moderately wealthy rebel dukes or viceroys, revoking all their titles (which you can do with Imperial authority or just make sure you never have super-dukes), and banishing from realm. If you manage to draw in their allies while trying to arrest one of them you can make like 2K gold at a time. But somehow expelling ALL THE JEWS in an ENTIRE EMPIRE gets you 200 gold and forgiveness of one (1) loan. Fucking PDOX philosemitism

>> No.51653436

>>51653328
But expelling a noble doesn't banish the Jews from your kingdom. In the Reddit version of the game (CK3) you can't even expel the Jews anymore

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>>51653183
youre retarded
I mimicked your behaviour to demonstrate how redundant a dick measuring contest is on a site dedicated to social outcasts and misfits, in a thread for humor related to this board
practice self awareness and lurk more retard, youre either <25 or a newfag, nobody gives a fuck about your social accolades youre trying to flex
post something or fuck off to le War Room

>> No.51653790

>>51645202
That's quite the schizographic, holy shit

>> No.51653854

>>51647179
that's almost funny

>> No.51654287

>>51653027
She kwon my heart in the process of robbing slants.

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>>51644911
High quality

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>>51645602
Awesome

>> No.51655132 [DELETED] 

>>51652292
The truth is always painful <3

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>>51653068
Kek

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>>51655187
>>51655132
>>51655025
>>51654957
>>51654287
https://pastebin
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>> No.51655334

>>51645344
Go away gains goblins.

>> No.51656477

>>51645559
Do lefties really?

>> No.51656503

>>51652059
rent free

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>>51651295
Why did you not stake your tokens or get dividend stocks?
>I get cashback with my wallet.

>> No.51656997

>>51650454
>laughably low
The lowest offer was still overpaying thou.

>> No.51657011

>>51653068
love this one kek

>> No.51657058

>>51644826
The ricecell from /int/ is having a mental breakdown on /k/.

https://boards.4channel.org/k/thread/55327348#bottom

>> No.51657531

>>51657058
>/k/
>/int/
Start browsing some good boards faggot

>> No.51658290

>>51651934
>>51651860
Kys

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>> No.51658834

>>51644937
>If I type like this, they'll think I'm one of them!

>> No.51658968

>>51645499
35 dollars for youtubetv what the fuck. I have never heard of anyone using that.

>> No.51659021

>>51645311
Nice

>> No.51659039

>>51645344
Go away gain goblins

>> No.51659184

>>51653098
I bet youre one of those people thats loud and annoying who mostly gets pity laughs and people pretend to like but secretly wish you would fuck off and leave them alone.

>> No.51659210

>>51644911
too bad he missed the moon as well and they had to record that godawful fake

>> No.51659251

>>51645193
raw but true

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>>51652350
Do you even dark humor bro?

>> No.51659300

>>51645397
Yang Gang

>> No.51659358

>>51651361
>I own this book
Show us on the doll where the piano teacher touched you

>> No.51659373

>>51645344
Go away gains goblins

>> No.51659453

>>51646531
This title gets me sick to my stomach every time

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>>51659696
Dude nice dinosaur

>> No.51659916

>>51658578
best post of this thread

>> No.51659919

>>51647040
>lose prestige
i'd prefer a game that's historically accurate

>> No.51660025

>>51653068
>putting a woman in EM bonds during 2022
now that's fucking funny enough right there

>> No.51660681

>>51652995
As long as I didn't share an office with this person I would hire them. Sweet Jesus.

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>> No.51660771

>>51659300
he googled it

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>>51660761