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>made it off btc last bullrun
>money no longer a goal
>want to get fit, been overweight my whole life
>sign up for gym
>first day in I'm wearing my btc hoodie, gym bro was eyeing me while I was signing up
"hey bro you still holding Bitcoin man?"
>tell him my story how I made it and now getting fit is my next goal
"Oi fuck yeah bro good on you man if u need help on any of the equipment gimme a shout man"

Why the fuck are poorfags always so desperate for money as soon as they hear anyone has some? I kinda laughed at him and was like yeah sure BRO no worries BRO, like fuck off man I'm not giving you a handout. Every time he's there when I go he comes up and wants to chat about coins and I can't fucking bear to hear him talk like he knows what he's talking about

Tldr fuck normies and fuck poor faggots they're unbearable, can't even have normal conversation once they hear about money

>> No.51636019

>>51635979
you are going to get shanked for wearing that BTC hoodie, just a heads up

>> No.51636031

>>51636019
This. Change gyms and stop advertising your wealth.

>> No.51636033

>>51636019
Seethe poorfag. I have my keys memorizes. shank me or whatever doesn't get u anything but jail time

>> No.51636041

>>51636031
wearing a btc hoodie doesn't necessarily guarantee I'm rich idiot.

>> No.51636059

>>51636041
only you think that, others will assume youre rich
try wearing in South America and you will end up on liveleak

>> No.51636062

>>51635979
>btc hoodie
literally an attention whore

>> No.51636073

>>51636041
why do you wear crypto clothing? do you think it makes you cool? are you trying to clique up? just be a fucking gray man and fly under the radar so you never make this thread again

>> No.51636072

>>51636059
I don't care I don't visit slum countries like south america. nobody assumes I'm rich because I'm wearing a btc hoodie retard

>> No.51636085

>>51636062
>>51636073
cope harder... lmao. you're not getting a handout either so you try to drag me down. hell good people aren't you

>> No.51636090

>>51636041
Telling people you're rich after they ask you about your retarded hoodie makes it pretty obvious though.

>> No.51636092

>>51636041
It means you're either rich and autistic or poor and retarded

>> No.51636101

>>51636090
I was just being honest. I thought I'd give him a chance to be a chill dude about it but he's just another poorfag looking for a handout

>> No.51636121

that’s what gym culture is like. dudes see other dudes without friends and try to be amicable because the gym is where bros connect. youre basically just being a massive faggot by posting this story.

>> No.51636139

You will always be a fat worthless cunt, no amount of money will ever change that

>> No.51636140

>>51636121
rrriiight lol... like you've ever been to a gym

>> No.51636152

>>51636139
you sound like a hell good and chill person man id love to hang out with someone like you. lotta success coming your way I can tell

>> No.51636153

>>51635979

sounded like he was just being nice offering to help you not drop a weight on yourself

also you got lucky you dont know any more or less than anyone else and the sooner you figure that out the better

dont go around being a "that fuckin guy" because nobody likes that fuckin guy

unless ofc youre both rich and fit/attractive which you are not

>> No.51636157

>>51635979
>Wears stupid hoodie with the logo he wants to display to the world
>why is someone talking to me about thr big logo I wear everywhere
you are so fucking stupid

>> No.51636164

>wears bitcoin hoodie
>WHY ARE POORFAGS ASKING ME MONEY

>> No.51636177

This is a cringe thread

>> No.51636182

>>51636153
go back dude
>>51636157
>>51636164
it's just clothes man

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51636191

>>51635979
>>first day in I'm wearing my btc hoodie

>> No.51636192

>>51635979
don't ever advertise that you have money. dress like a poor person and eat at mcdonalds.

>> No.51636210

>>51636192
I literally do this idiot that's why I'm fat and wearing a hoodie

>> No.51636215

>>51635979
1. nobody cares about your $50k, loser
2. the guy didnt say anything about money in your gay story
3. you suck at life, you fat fuck

>> No.51636230

Good bait, almost.

>> No.51636255

>>51636215
try 23m poorfag. 11.5 after tax. I paid more tax last year than you will in your entire life. For poorfags thinking I'm larping or that it's impossible I leveraged 100x upon the stimulus announcement pump and kept it open, feeding collateral in to cover interest until 55k.

>> No.51636275

>>51635979
He's probably a personal trainer trying to get you to buy some personal training. They do this friendly act with everybody. You're an absolute retard with no social tact if you spilled the beans about your fortune 30 seconds into chatting with a complete stranger

>> No.51636292

>>51636182

don't bother putting the effort in to lose weight because i can tell already nobodys gonna like you regardless

>> No.51636301

>>51635979
Just wait till a bitch finds out you have money.

>> No.51636303

>>51636255

buy liposuction then fatfuck

or are you too worried about those poorfag doctors asking for handouts too

>> No.51636309

>>51636255
>paying 50% tax
mutts are absolutely fucked

>> No.51636316

>>51636292
>>51636303
classic salty and poor idiot. I don't take shortcuts and lipo is disgusting, ive proved i can achieve anything i put my mind to. meanwhile u just sit here talking mad shit because your life is shit compared to mine.

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>>51635979
>wear advertising
>broadcast net worth with mouth
>calls other people normies
why are the normies like this

>> No.51636354

>>51635979
>Shit that actually happened

>> No.51636415

>>51636332
>why are normies like this
>South park
lmao.

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51636443

>>51635979
>Btc hoodie
Are you retarded?

>> No.51637038

>>51635979
>Why the fuck are poorfags always so desperate for money as soon as they hear anyone has some?
Why are you such an attention whore to reveal your power level to the first nigger you meet?

>> No.51637064

>>51635979
>I'm wearing my btc hoodie
faggot

>> No.51637095

>>51635979
And how do came to the conclusion hes after your money? Possible but he helpping you with machines and takling shitcoins maybe just means he wants to get helpfull advice from someone making it, you sound like fag desu

>> No.51637108

>>51635979
>wearing my btc hoodie
fag

>> No.51637162

>>51635979
Are you sure he wants handouts or just legitimately curious? I have a few close friends who know I made it on eth and they just want advice on coins and when to buy they have made good money taking my calls and were smart enough to sell when I told them last year. It’s kind of cool making money for people who genuinely believe in you. If they are just trying to get money or a hand out then fuck them. If poorfags try to tell me which coins to buy or don’t take my advice I just stop talking to them…morons who ask about SHIB and LUNC and still bagholding till this day cannot be helped.

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51637627

>>51635979

>> No.51637671
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>>51637627

>> No.51637741

>>51637627
kek

>> No.51637752

>>51635979
>puts a target on himself
ngmi

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>>51635979
You wear that hoodie hoping that someone strikes up a converstion, then you come and complain on this imageboard.
All the while the whole story is a larp.

>> No.51637788

>btc hoodie
>fat
>thinking everyone wants handouts

OP pls kys faggot. I made it too but youre an insufferable autist that got lucky. Without crypto you would be a walmart wageslave

>> No.51637808

>>51635979
>>made it off btc last bullrun
LARP

>> No.51637832

>>51636101
When did he ask you for a handout? You just sound like a stuck up niggerfaggot if I'm being perfectly honest.

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>>51637627
excellent.

>> No.51637939

>>51637627
Retweet

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51637949

>>51635979
>btc hoodie
heres your (you)

>> No.51637962

>>51635979
Let's ignore for a minute that this whole thing sounds like a larp (for your sake, I certainly hope it is)
Let's also ignore for a minute that you're putting yourself out there to get set up to be robbed/killed anytime you tell people that you made serious money off crypto
Even ignoring all that, based on how you're describing the gym bro, honestly to me it sounds like he's just trying to be nice to you not only because you're new to working out but also because you share his interest in crypto, and could also teach him a thing or two about profiting off it on his own
The sad thing is, if that's not the case then the more likely alternative scenario in my opinion is that he's gonna eventually have you robbed/killed....but apparently you can't see that because you'd rather fantasize about random normies simply asking you nicely for your money, and doing nothing else beyond that

>> No.51637971

Kek

>> No.51637981

>>51637627
KEK

>> No.51637982

>>51635979
lose weight fatty

>> No.51637983

>>51636210
>I literally do this idiot that's why I'm fat and wearing a hoodie

but youre telling people you have bitcoin, mong boy

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>>51635979
>first day in I'm wearing my btc hoodie
100 % larp from a poorfag confirmed, nobody in his right mind would wear something like this after he made it with btc, especially not in a gym.

>> No.51638006

>>51635979
>first day in I'm wearing my btc hoodie
are you literally a faggot?
>lolilol I made it I am a bitcoin dude lol.
>kek normies change their behavior when I tell them I am a millionaire
Faggot, are you just an attention whore?I think so.

>> No.51638014

This shit is why I tell people I made a bit of money on stocks and that's why I don't work anymore. With crypto people get excited because they think all crypto is XMR and untraceable and easy to steal. With stocks they don't have any idea how it works but they think it's money in the bank, and a bank with no atms, so they have no idea how to get the money and they give up.

But I'm also not stupid enough to put a bunch of stock tickers on a hoodie and wear it around town.

>> No.51638031

>>51636255
You made it with a 100x leverage? What was the starting amount for this position? Anyways don't wear btc hoodies.

>> No.51638039

>>51635979
>wearing my btc hoodie
...

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>>51637627
kek

>> No.51638060

>>51636121
Pretty much this.

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>>51637627
underrated post

>> No.51638079

>>51635979
Did you really tell some stranger that you made a fortune off of crypto within 10 seconds of meeting him?

>> No.51638259

>>51635979
>I'm wearing my btc hoodie
faggot

>> No.51638278

this thread confirmed 100% of this board is newfaggots. the bottom is not in. every reply should be ashamed, embarrassed, and is now required to go back.

>> No.51638301

so, newfaggot anons. anything to say for yourselves?

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51638326

heres a pic of me reeling in a massive haul of newfags with this post.

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>>51635979
Instead of immediately assuming he's begging for your money how about you try and create a mutually beneficial relationship. He might be able to assist you on your goal to better health and help you out in the gym, and you might be able to help him understand what you do about markets and finance.
It's called making friends anon, quit being quite as much of a paranoid autist and try to act a little bit normal for once.

>> No.51638380

>>51635979
imagine being upset that someone gave you attention when you wore a cryptocurrency merch hoodie for fucking bitcoin like an attention whore woman. how miserable would you have to be to get upset about this? strongly consider making suicide your next goal

>> No.51638396

>>51636101
You are honestly retarded and that's why you are a lifelong fatty in the friet place.

>> No.51638397

I wear an XRP hat with an aluminium interior for psychic protection.

>> No.51638402

>>51635979
He's better than you in every way and thats why you are posting here.

>> No.51638414

>>51635979
Because unlike your western system of "values" the rich has a responsibility to the poor.
I'm not talking about through taxes.
I mean through creating an environment which makes life better for you, your family, and your people.

>> No.51638426

holy fuck the newfags dont stop coming. this bait is almost too powerful

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>>51636316
t.

>> No.51638443

>>51636033
you sound low iq
it doesn't matter that you know that
your potential attackers don't
you've already spilled your life story about being rich to a poorfag, so it's a reasonable assumption for them to think you'd be careless in general

>> No.51638472

>>51638397
yagmi

>> No.51638473

rich beta cuck is still beta cuck. who tf wears a hoodie to the gym you sandnigger

>> No.51638486

>>51638278
>>51638301
>>51638326
holy triplecope
you can tell >>51637627 hit a nerve lmao

>> No.51638493

>>51635979
Wears a billboard advertising a facet of their life but gets mad when someone notices and wants to strike up convo. Just kys lol I can smell your negative honk ass thru my charging port. I hope that guys sees this thread and makes you his bitch just to fuck with “that computer guy”

>> No.51638505

>>51635979
>get gym equipment at your house
>hire personal trainer, keep it professional
>stop wearing bitcoin paraphernalia

>> No.51638608

>>51637627
perfect good job anon