/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good morning sirs.

FUCK CATHIE WOODS DAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Even as shit hits the fan, being american is comfy as your paycheck is worth more compared to rest of the world due to them dxychix

It's over

>>51631675
i hate americans

>>51631701
I swear to FUCK if India survives this decade the most intact I will never forgive them. I will eternally seethe.

>Captcha: P00WA

Time to close every exchange outside America and move the few companies like tsmc exclusively to here

>>51631709
Great, you can buy kebab shipments from London, nonexistent cars from Germany, and tourist trinkets from locked down Japan. What a rewarding arbitrage.

>>51631717
Enjoy freezing to death

>>51631725
They already have, they live in the UK, the US, and Canada.

for all the YANG fathands in here have a hearthy fuck you ching chong is printing it's way out now
>Verification not required.

>>51631739
At least im not german
Now we wait for the death cultists in the middle east to stop oil pumping

>>51631701

Good Morning!

>>51631763
Did they lower rates? china had already started inching rates down after being ahead of the fed

>>51631725
>POOWA

>>51631763
>for all the YANG fathands in here have a hearthy fuck you ching chong is printing it's way out now
>>Verification not required.

>>51631769
I hope the glowie fuckery in Iran spirals out of control and we end up with Libya 2: Nuke Edition. A civil war taking out 3, 5, 10 mbpd through chaotic spillover effects. Some repeat of Turkey or gay Euromaidan bullshit would be boring.

>>51631763
Not going to happen.

Hey Pooh, guess what?!?! Thank you for making inflation that much higher. Appretiate it bro!

world economy, you've beclowned yourselfs

why did we stop dumping?

>women posts nigger raping in the streets of rome
>wins over a forth of Italians
Damn we getting the female duce?

My wifes 401k is down 28 percent.

>>51631793
>China's state banks ordered to buy stocks

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE IT STOP!!! Hang Seng Index is RECOVERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone betting against housing? Thinking about hopping on that train.

WHO DO I CONTACT FOR A F*KING REFUND!

>>51631845
What happened to italy?,it used to be a based country in the 70-80s

>>51631851
We already are in a worldwide liquidity crisis arent we -- with the us being slightly immune

remind me again crab futures is what now bobo

>>51631868
It starts with a J

>>51631863
Of course until the feds rape hikes stop. Housing broadly still needs to fall 20% before I think the trades over.

>>51631868
things change bro

oil bros...

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/An-Oil-Supply-Shock-May-Be-Imminent.html

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodities/oil-price-outlook-brent-crude-100-supply-shortage-russia-jpmorgan-2022-9?op=1

>>51631868
Italians have had zero growth and now have tons of niggers further eroding budgets.

>>51631870
yes and they are postponing the inevitable. if you don't want to fight the fed you don't want to fight the chinks either if they blatantly saying they buying it all you go in

>>51631872
Why buying puts day of course

>>51631850
Women don't have 401ks they spend every penny they make on shoes and alcohol from bars

>>51631905
>SPR dump gets extended another 12 months to counter Putin's escalation of his price hike or help the Fed with inflation yadda yadda
>Jerome "Rawdog" Powell continues rape hiking, DXY hits 150, knocks oil down to $50

>>51631675
Strange timing that the Vatican wanted to move all of their money into their banks by the beginning of October...while the rest of Europe is collapsing.

Coincidence?

>>51631850
Boohoo, mine is down 28.19% from the peak.........wait a second, are we married?
>>51631933
They also get their hair done

So the "buy Yom kippur" shit seems to be right on schedule... the amount of absolute schizo doomer posting has me 100% sure the jews are gonna rally the markets soon to blow up all your puts (before they rug everyone again)

>>51631939
Spr will have to stop or the Saudis will stop it for us.

>>51631967
>coincidence?
Yes,thinking otherwise is a finance sin.

>>51631763
YANG will still dump tomorrow. Russia attempted a similar thing and looked how that worked out for them.

>>51631845
what?

>>51631977
So buy in October, about what I was planning desu

Imagine getting a 2nd shot at bagging RTX again at 50 per, the IPO price, again. Bring on the epic dump fest.

>>51631977
Sure mumu.

>>51631967
Not really, the economic Dicastery at the Curia has bishops reading /smg/ in shifts

>>51631977
Now you're gettin it. Pretty soon when you see something scammy you'll call it "Jewish".

>>51632036
What are you going to buy?

>>51632000
you seriously comparing russia with china? just look at the difference in GDP

>>51632036
Sell the bounce because after midterms blood rain begins

>>51631872
It's 10:42 on Sunday Calm the fuck down

>>51631977
Yeah a bunch of elite occultist jews cares about 4chan autistic faggots opinion.. FUCK YOU!

>>51631921

>>51632057
It's bearish overall in terms of foreign investment. Maybe it slows the bleeding a little overall.

>>51631977
Our overlords had an Irish Catholic on CNBC Friday morning saying exactly this.
>The the the the she she she SHEMITAH!

I'm not buying nothing till next year. Just stop looking at my accounts for the next 3 months and just bury my head in the sand if you will.

>>51632090
>I'm not buying nothing till next year
so what are you buying then double-negative bro?

>>51632063
>>51632050
>>51632042
When janitors with 4 figure robinhood portfolios are predicting global collapse of financial institutions with way out of the money puts at 52 week lows... I feel pretty confident the markets are gonna go the other way short term

>>51632055

>vix up 2%
They cant stop the vix.

>>51632090

>>51632055
UVXY puts
IAU calls
TQQQ calls

Just gonna nibble tho and sell the rally for the tiny hat holiday

>>51631675
>Yen is going back to being 145 with usd today
>Pound is going to be 1:1 with usd today
>euro falls to 0.90 with usd today
Bears won again

anyone here even bother valuing stocks for investment in the long run or is it all just meme plays based on hunches and rumors?

>>51632118
>They cant stop the vix.
They are the vix bro

>>51631675
Someone told me on Friday to buy the MeMe stocks ?

>>51632104

>>51632104
Great Britain's economy has collapsed. Italy is about to kick off a bond crisis again. The only thing that has stayed normal is argentina defaulting.

>>51632127
most people here do daily trading
long term you don't need to frequent the general
just put it in SPY and forget it

>>51631712
kek ... rest in peace my 401k and gains. we are gonna see some shit tomorrow. wonder how many suicides.

>>51632132
When will jpow do the needful and short sell the vix until it goes to zero

>>51632104
Crashing for almost a week. We are due for a pullback. Nice prediction you got there ShoeShiney Boy.

>>51632064
whys they all fat and uggo?

>>51632149
Due to shitshow happeningly globally we should have a bad day. Market is begging for crabbing

It's unironically over, isn't it?

>>51632142
Argentina has a more important crisis. Typical negritos. Alberto better figure this shit out or MEssi himself is gonna come chop his head off.

>>51632154
He will just call his goons in Chicago to adjust the volatility algo that affects all the S&P futures options prices to get the vix where they want it to inflict max pain

>>51632104
Post your positions

CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING
>CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING
CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING
>CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING
CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING
>CHINA STATE BANKS ORDERED TO BUY STOCKS TO CONTAIN SELLING

>>51632154
If vix is a complex calculation based on s&p futures options and you can trade puts and calls on it, and puts and calls have a derivative effect on moving the underlying through market maker hedging, then what does that say about the vix index to begin with?

>>51632207
You're late,fag

>>51632207
SELL SELL SELL
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO KILL CHINA

>>51632222
just woke up kek

>>51632162
Indexs are down like 14% in a month and if anything the macro got a bit better because the whole "euro energy crisis in the winter" narrative seems to be resolving. Other than that not shit else had really changed other than more people are ahhhhh posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaHvtKVsW34

Buy bitcoin now. Geroge predicted the crash on his last video

>>51632058
I expect this too, only way it doesn't is if Dems heem the Reps which is basically impossible now lmao

>>51632198

>>51632241
George was right

>>51632207
You guys don't trust the chink PPT but will trust the J boys?

>>51632064
I can't understand how people live like this. Even when I was just starting out, when I was $10ks in student debt, had to take public transit, couldn't afford a car... I never let it get that bad... The goal was always to end the month with a higher net worth than the one before it... even if it's only by a little bit. In the time since, I only missed that goal a few times: once when buying a car (paid mostly cash, but financed some), and the other times when the markets dropped (inevitable now that most of my NW is in equities).

>>51632251
fuck off. Bitcoin is going to 20k tomorrow already long 100x.

>>51632232
The energy crisis was postponed ny eu/American manipulation of oil prices to lower them. Even then, its over because the euroland currencies are bleeding 5-10% so if oil goes up 20% they get hurt even harder forcing them to print more.

>anons openly posting bearish positions, ARK, YANG etc.
>/smg/ in near universal agreement that we're going lower
>shizos posting that the vatican withdrawing money by October is bearish
I still think we're going to bounce here. When there's no reason to be bullish is when you want to be going all in. This is a near exact repeat of the lows back in 2016.

>>51632122
holy shit amazing

This isn’t a shitpost

I have about $50 left after transferring draftkings winnings to my overdrawn checking account.

Do I put that shit into soxl or fill up my premium-only beater (~3/5 tank) and bite bullet and take immediate data entry tier job? I won’t be convinced out of believing shit will rip by November, but I’m not sure shit doesn’t go down or sideways first.

My goal is maximizing the amount of nov 18 calls- I’d consider whatever pays me sooner but after wasting 2 years trading I’m degenerately biased towards believing if I leave now it’ll be akin to capitulating late march 2020.

If I could rest easy knowing markets will be sideways at best for a few weeks It’ll make it easier for me to get a temp job

>>51632251
fucking lol

>futures

>So this is the power of Jews controlling the world
Man, their golden age sucks. Bring back the Romans.

>>51632296
Genuinely agree. We're very near the bottom.

>>51632303
Why not keep it in draft kings and bet on goyball

>>51632303
Nigga, even if you knock it out of the park with at 100% play, your broke ass would still earn more waging for a day.

Take the shit job and work on unfucking your income (i.e. getting a better one) before dedicating a single braincell to investing.

>>51632313
>>51632296

>>51632296
Get back on twitter and tell me sweet lies of a melt up hunter

>>51632313
there was even a thread earlier on how to short bitcoin ffs. We have to be due for a bounce. Still long from 18,8k, targeting 20,5k.

>>51632309
based

>>51632279
There is a reason why women weren't allowed to vote, be in politics, were never good at chess, have never been great mathematicians or philosophers...

Their brains don't work the same. They live entirely in the moment and in ignorance of the future or consequences of their actions. They literally just stumble through life fucking dudes they meet at the park because his dog is cute or whatever

can t wait to go back to see my job/family tomorrow

>>51632127
I have a coal stock that I might sell in late winter unless coal demand stays really high next year and that's it

>>51632296
>>51632313
>>51632322

Bears Makes Money
Bulls Makes Money
Pigs Get Slaughtered.

You guys are greedy dirty little pigs. Not real Bulls. Get wrecked.

>>51632318
You’re right. I want more qcom before they drop nuvia. Im super in debt. 6 weeks of wage slaving before that event is probably my best course as at least I’ll have a job and maybe even come to my senses

>>51632336
Meloni and her party went from 4% to 26% posting just one video of a nigger being a nigger.

does /smg/ think this is a tranny?
https://youtu.be/O1hP_begpoo

I honestly can't tell anymore. This place has fucked me up

Hmmm it appears I'll be losing a lot of money tomorrow. Great that's the last of it for me! Thank you Jim Brandon! And God fuck the United States

>>51632104
Baggie

>>51632374
>do a bad trade
>blame others
Many such cases

>>51632369
it is now impossible to tell

>>51632369
That's a man.

They aren’t prepared for Yom Kippur. They are going to scream clown world when we pump for Yom Kippur. This is me telling you now

I'm getting pilloried for daring to be bullish here.
This midterm meltup is going to be one for the record books.
You see, liquidity is drying up, now you may think that that is bearish, which it is, but, in such a low liquidity environment, the slightest push upwards is all it takes to start a cascade of buys as people race to cover their shorts and close their puts. The fomo intensifies as people fear the bottom is in with each tick upwards, a positive feedback loop.
This is why I believe a +10% day on QQQ is absolutely in the cards very soon.

>>51632317
This is why

oil bros
t-this is just a fake dump from the SPR
we are mooning in two more weeks

>>51632223
kek

>>51632397
Get a man to kneel with their feet out at an angle. Literally impossible.

It's already crashing back down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51632415
Climate cultists all need to be gassed

>He isn't all in cash right now and waiting for the stock market to fully bottom
Unless you are shorting, we are unironically at the time when the dollar has become stronger than inflation. The pound just took a shit and euros have been taking a shit. Save money and then dump in an index when everything starts going back up to win

>>51632279
Yeah that's how I try to do it to. End each month better than the previous. Kek just starting out my first car was an 88 ford ranger. Paid 1000 for it. Big rust hole in the extended cab part,rust around the rear fender wells. But it ran. Which was all I cared about then.

>>51631717
All you had to do was apply for Statehood

>>51632421
More cheapies right?

>>51632296
You don’t try to catch a falling knife

>>51632451
>abolish the world bank

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>>51632415
What happened during the 2008 Yom Kippur??

when you see tip3 you know it s over

>>51632460
That is NOT how an aircraft carrier works!

>>51632418
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>>51631675
tomorrow morning prime slurpin hours

>>51632421
we are unironically going to see if the towel heads have a response in two more weeks (OPEC Oct. 5th)

>>51632467
Why not both

>>51632497
>Going to a sit-down restaurant
>After COVID

what a time to be alive

>>51632497
Lmfao, 18% forced gratuity.
>I’d never

German GDP print in 3 hrs
imagine good print in combination with Japan manipulating yen/usd and china printing/buying it all.
LE EPIC LEDDIT SHORT SQUIZZLE (and 4chin bear larpers getting fucked)

>>51631675
shimitah

>futures

>>51632538
lookit em go
god i really want to sleep in tomorrow but shits getting spicy out there

>>51632463
y-yeah it's EZ money for sure
no way unpredictable geopolitical factors will screw me over in ways I don't fully understand or anticipate
j-just gotta buy that dip haha...

>>51632538
Circuit breakers for rosh shanah?

YANG BROS WE BACK!!! MOTHERFUCKA FUCK YOU FAKE ASS GAY ASS NIGGA ASS FAGGOT ASS PIGS!

>>51632466
>shitcoin holding strong, indicating risk appetite isn't completely nuked
>US100 sweeping it's June lows, holding at support
It would be knife catching if things weren't holding this strong at major support.
It doesn't make sense to continue dropping from here.

>>51632560
No. We pump for yom kippur

>>51632523
>imagine good print

>>51632564
Sorry bro. I sold thrusday. Also with my SPXS

>>51632555
Only thing that matters is if biden is allowed to sell more of the spr. But I dont think thats the case because of the middle east being able to embargo and drain us to zero if it gets low enough

>>51632522
Gratuity is never forced if you are in better shape than the wait staff.

>>51632570
yeah theyre doing just great over there

I sense fear /smg/. Are you capitulating? You should cool off with a nice cold Dr Pepper.

>>51632538

>>51632568
Yeah -- bears get to pump right!?

Why the fuck are banks in China forced to buy stocks? What the hell is happening over there???

>>51632515
> after COVID
> 400 muhricans die everyday
> implying
home delivery , work from home , and never having to go out again master race reporting in.

Are you guys ready for black monday?

>>51632592
Everyone has capitulated and sold tech for the most part.

>>51632564
Chinese stock market in a nutshell:
>Buy
>"Wait a minute, this is China!"
>Sell

>>51632592
There’s only 1 beverage of choice here

I need your best bobo, mumu, and snib art.
Smg this is very important.

>>51632538
Can someone pull out the 99.7% accurate biz chart?
>>51632613
Literally can’t wait

>>51632592
Dr. Pepper and rum is really good. It's better than rum and coke.

>>51632603
Check the yuan. Dollar milkshake.

>>51632616
buying PRCH and WATT

>>51632421
It's at least a month until the pump, if there is one.
My base case at this point is global economic collapse before any oil shortage comes into play.

>>51631701
Hello fren. Make sure to slurp the dipperino so you can feed your village, don't listen to retard benchod bastard bobos.

>>51632421
It's all the dollar.
Powell would have to start Zimbabwe to prevent the coming debt crisis.

>>51632622
Diet monster is for pussies.

>>51631675
Alright anons my birthday is next week. Should I get a short,skinny and Asian escort. Or should I get the white 6'0 tall mommy milkers? Of course I would be spending some money so I'm sure you anons can give me some financial advice

>>51632610
Switched to WFH and I wish I did in 2021. All this allows me to go into hypersave mode because I am not constantly tempted by goyslop

>shitcoin is pumping
I told you fags to buy here.

>>51632622
And pregnant or lactating men.>>51632654

>>51632613
No matter how large the drop is, they will refuse to call it black Monday over historical repression of African Americans and simply call it the drip so that Dems can pretend like they are not getting wiped out in November

>>51632634

>>51632658
Why not do them both at the same time in a 3some it's your birthday.

>>51632658
Give you parents a call and make some bbq together

>>51632600
We need to remove all the "always respect your elders" stuff from western society because it really is impeding the proper care of people who's mental faculties are decaying due to their artificially extended age.
The elderly should be treated with respect in the sense of allowing them what dignity they can manage, but they should not be assumed to be equally or more capable than persons younger than they are and should be restricted from holding positions of political and economic significance.

Black Monday is Martin Luther the King day.

>>51632627

>>51632622
>There’s only 1 beverage of choice here
True, but it's not that swill.

>>51632663
>+0.10%
>pumping

>>51632710
Love me a Bangs

>>51632704
70 should be mandatory cutoff for all government jobs

>>51632715
>+0.45%*
Either way I am still long from 18,8k.

just 0.06 more for the GBP to drop
anyone knows if it would be the worst in history?

>>51632592
>>51632622
>>51632710
Can someone make one with a yoohoo

If tomorrow is red I will coom so hard.

>Yen already at 144
>Euro falls to 0.96
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

>>51632737
HOLY KEK it seems its literally the lowest in HISTORY already

Fuck me, I can't believe it. We might actually be witnessing the biggest financial crisis since 2008.

>>51632758
Can you please stop saying kek every non kek worthy post, newfag

>>51632772
KEK

>>51632759
1929*

>>51632759
I need to go buy a bottle of champagne tomorrow after work.

>>51632780
Just trying to help you out

F..futures bros...

wonder if they will finally address the elephant in the room, the housing markets are extra fucked up?

https://youtu.be/QgQWwQp7_io

>>51632727
I'd personally go lower (60-65), with the sugar pill "public servants should be afforded to enjoy their golden years without worry". Not that some people aren't effective in to their early 70s but I've met 60yr olds that don't know how to put an attachment on an email and refuse to be taught ("just do it for me junior, I've learned enough in my life").

BROS KEK I CAN'T BELIVE IT KEK!!!

>>51632746
And the Dollar keeps getting stronger. If you are not hypersaving for the crash you will not make it

kek on god frfr keking so hard im on 4channel

>>51632745
dibs on left

>>51632508
Anon please
This was all my parents inheritance after debt and my 30k savings. I’m trying to forget

Apologize
https://youtu.be/sUW-BWcbNQo

THIS ISNT A NORMAL BLACK MONDAY, THIS IS PITCH FUCKING BLACK MONDAY

>>51632812
If other countries collapse then USD will collapse as well
KEK

Ffffuck I'm g-g-g-going to coooooom

>>51632803
wtf is this true?

>>51632801
I have a 366 spy put for tomorrow. Will i make it?

Why are futures relatively flat if the whole world is blowing up? What's the catalyst for a circuit breaker tomorrow if we aren't plummeting already?

Why the FUCK isn't /NQ collapsing yet?

>>51632830
Pitch Dark Monday.

>>51632512
They explicitly mentioned emergency meetings in their last announcement. Apparently $85 Brent doesn't qualify as an emergency though.

>>51632743
Does yoohoo even come in cans/ I thought that was a chocolate milk thing.
t. Midwest

>>51632682
That's only 97.39% accurate

>>51632512
they need to lower production asap

>>51632856
>Why are futures relatively flat
Because nothing is going to happen.
Look at how well shitcoin is holding up, even ETH is green today.

Be kind of funny if 10yr goes to 4% tomorrow as everyone searches for dollars.

>>51632835
USD is already collapsing. It has been collapsing for 2 years now.

>>51632856
wait for the london open

>>51632869
yes. doesn't seem as delicious in cans though.

>>51632497
Additional tip can be negative and just make the total 45. If it comes out higher, dispute it, you’ll win

>>51632803
not a fan of this mans cadence

>>51632869
Fairlife choccy milk is what I imagine black girls breast milk to taste like

>>51632869
Yeah. Even comes in a 24 pack
>>51632880
Only ever had it in a can but it was fucking delicious

>>51632860
the powers that be are arranging things for the 30th
sell everything and be prepared to buy when shit hits the fan

It's going to crab tomorrow 100% guaranteed digits confirm

>>51631675
ALL OF THIS GARBAGE IS BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS AT THE FED AND POLITICIANS HAD TO KEEP FUCKING PRINTING MONEY AFTER 2020. THAT WAS ALREADY ENOUGH MONEY BIT YOU WANTED MORE BECAUSE YOU WERE SCARED FOR THE MIDTERMS, WHICH GUESS WHAT YOU ARE STILL GETTING WIPED IN.
NOW EVERYONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR YOU, YOU FAGGOTS

>>51632929
digits do not confirm

default insurance for Credit Suisse is through the fucking roof

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1574141697541525507

>>51632929
If we do I'll laugh my ass off so hard

>>51632809
Don't take our Patron's name in vein, breh.
Say it with your chest or stay silent.

guys GUYS look at my awsome original doomsday prediction holy shit

i was just playing around myself but why is everyone bearish tonight futures are barely red. we're just doing usual bear posting right?

>>51632942
oh nyo

>>51632937
>>51632943
Wtf? There's no (you)s to my post you responded to

>>51632856
>>51632860
Robots fighting over pennies. Futures generally have muted movements before US premarket opens and especially before euro markets open. DXY and bonds don't lie.

>>51632942
Good.
Credit Suisse were always a bunch of assholes. They would pump and dump stocks with fake price targets and all kinds of bullshit.
I'm giving them a price target.
Zero.

>>51632613

>>51632303
Sounds like you have a gambling addiction and need to get a job. Don't worry about the market until you have a few grand emergency fund cash in checking.

>>51632952
>world currencies rugging 5%
>the usual

>>51632962
pomf

Imagine wishing for a worldwide recession that will include millions suffering just so you make $200 from your spy puts. You bears are disgusting.

>>51632974
the only currency that matters is the dollar. and if other currencies are rugging that means the dollar is getting stronger and if the dollar is getting stronger...dear gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm about to go take a shower and bust a fat alcohol and cialis nut that I hereby dedicate to Bobo. I hope shorts make bank tomorrow and the end of shemitah signals a deep drawdown in the market as the frogs lie down to sleep for the winter.

>>51632999
Checked, bears should be ashamed.
>buys puts

>>51632942
Hope these fuckers go down in flames
There was this cabal of jewish girls in my college finance career club that all ended up getting jobs at CS for (((some))) reason

>>51632999
Who cares about other people, are you poor or something?

>>51632999
meh im hoping to retire if i catch circuit breaker day correctly

>>51632952
Everyone on the planet is piling into USD, it's gonna be red as fuck

>>51632999
trips of truth but its not like bears are making the recession happen. may as well make money off it instead of losing money. i can always donate some bobo money to charity to help the broke mumus.

>>51632946
I saw a KEK licence plate the other day

>>51632971
That’s logical but what if I miss the dip by a week after all that? SPX 4800 EOW is facts

high iq knows that crypto is going to moon hard tomorrow. Already long 100x get fuck bears

>>51633031
They're piling in to slurp the bonds and save the stock market right?

>>51633043
**EOY

>>51632999
I mean, 200 bucks is 200 bucks, right?
Not like we can change the market.

Remember as everyone searches for dollars to support their currency there is only ome thing they got they can sell. I hope you are short bonds. China is about to have to intervene to save the yuan soon too

>>51633044
Fuck off already,cryptobaggie nobody cares

It's over...

muh crypto

>>51632999
SPY puts?

>>51633043
>>51633053
You're delusional. We couldn't hit 4800 at 0% interest and maximum QE, how the fuck would we get there in 2 months

>>51632878
That must be why it's value is going up compared to other currency. A reverse collapse of sorts.

>>51632879
When does London open?

>>51632999
>Imagine wishing for a worldwide recession that will include millions suffering just so you make $200 from your spy puts. You bears are disgusting.

>>51633051
Nope, just retards dumping their currency to get sweet dollars, only to crash the entire world economy

If we all convert to Judaism, our portfolios will be green, and the rabbi will give us a big titty crazy jewess.

>>51633097
~3 hours.

>>51632999
Imagine not hedging your bets so if there is a catastrophe you and the people you care about are fine.

>>51633102
i dont know why everyone isnt jewish. literally gods chosen people, so if youre jewish youre automatically the right religion.

>Jews causing world wide depression out of mental instability and greed
>boomer on 4chan ranting about zoomers and millennials rooting for it to make money off spy puts

WHY WON'T YOU LEARN

>>51632999
You know if things really go to utter shit the bears won't be able to cash out either right

>>51633057
Remember when they promised everyone that they were not stupid greedy capitalists that would bail out everyone? >>51632999
I'm a young(er) man with time for my 401k to grow. This crash is amazing for millennials and Zoomers as they get a real restart. Xers and Boomers are getting fucked hardcore

>>51633106
Jesus. Well is there any truth to the rumor I just started that when GBP goes below parity we can start taxing *their* tea?

>>51633101
What the fuck are they going to do with dollars? They going to buy my spy puts off me at the bottom?

>>51632696
I'm already going to have a BBQ lmao
>>51632687
They don't offer duos. Unless I book different appointments, which I'm not opposed to but fuck will thar be expensive

>>51633115
Thd only way bears can't cash out would be nuclear exchange or asteroid impact

>>51633109
Lynch warned me about hedging, you won't trick me.

>>51633125
They're going to prop up their garbage currencies and buy their dogshit bonds. Possibly throw a few bucks towards oil and paying off some dollar-denominated debt.

>>51633036
>out on the road today I saw a "praise kek" sticker on a Tesla S
>a little voice inside my head said "don't have sex, you can never have sex"
>thought I knew what fun was, what did I know.
>those days are gone forever
>I should just le them go, but...

USDgods, how we feeling? We can soon buy out the bongs and turn them into our colony.

>>51633140
No it's like you work for your money, get money then short the market when works shit so you make money when you can't get good work, then shit turns around and you can make money again.

Going to sleep. I expect to wake up to green futures.

>>51633137

Or a large institution gets liquidated. They won't pay you shit

New

>>51633175
>>51633175

What would happen to me, financially speaking, if I stayed awake to short stocks on the London Stock Exchange in a few hours

>>51633172
>david soxl declares bankruptcy and cant pay richard soxs

>>51633177
four posts early pal

>>51633036
nobody will believe me but I saw a 666 SJW license plate once

>>51632745
I'm going to vigorously rape these whore

>>51632759
>Fuck me, I can't believe it. We might actually be witnessing the biggest financial crisis since 2008.

Why just because the Gbp crashed a little? so what

>>51633230
theyre computer generated

>>51633177
too soon

>>51633157

>>51632710
Based Barq’s old tyme root beer enjoyer.

>>51633367
I was about to post this picture... but then I saw that you got it correct!
But I'm going to post it anyway!

>>51633044
shouldn't this be correct, since other currencies are dropping and people will look for protectioin by buying btc...?

wheres that guy that always posts her

>>51632421
Was S2 any good?

>>51631905
God I hope so, I panic bought GUSH on Friday afternoon. I can't see it like 18% down and not buy.

>>51631675
I fucking hate this.
How do I short