/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51626376
The Great Short draws near. Prepare your shorts anons

I buyed

>>51626389
Who is this anon?

How tall is he? Whats his job? Does he live alone? Is he a virgin?

>>51626376
buying :)

>>51626376
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset, for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed Chainlink is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.

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>>51626404
Delusional chuds do belong on /pol/
>>51626389
Based.

>>51626376
This gif is so cute, they are just like me! Uwu

TOLD YOU CHUDS

>>51626517
did you close your short yet? or too late?

when the weekly closes link is going to rip

>>51626376
As much as I hope is won’t, the week after smartcon is going to be a blood bath like never before.

>>51626376
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>>51626517
>Goy ID
>unironically uses the word "chud"

>>51626376
yeah dude
swift integration this decade
potentiality of thousands per link

You think I give a shit if it goes to zero knowing potential upsides?

Learn something about reality, boy.
No risk = no balls = no money

>>51626376
>imagine holding any crypto to begin with

>>51626376

Power rangers

>>51626376
>Goy ID

>>51628423

>>51628423
>swift integration this decade
kek

Thanks, just bought 10 ;]