/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51572006
Inches, retard. Inches.

>>51572006
Anon.... Wtf is wrong with you?

>>51572006
>roll shopvac over. Suck out all the earplugs in about 3 seconds.
All your years of collecting the earplugs to fuck the company only cost them 3 seconds of lost time.

>>51572006
What is that

>>51572006
I didn’t read and I looked at the image. I thought it was a man and all the wine bottles he opened when he was going to fuck a woman, showing off that he only has a 5 inch penis but was able to fuck all of these women.

Then I read the post.

>>51572038
5 little tick marks
>>51572073
what do u expect browsing a taiwanese basket weaving forum?

>>51572006
I just do what is required of me and I’m super responsive, like emailing you back within 2 minutes, when I need to be. I work remotely from home. I put in 2-3 hours a day and fuck around the rest. Boomers think I’m doing an amazing job when I’m really playing video games most of the shift

I still do my job and contribute to the company though

>>51572109
i will obviously rig it so they dump everywhere
and it wont be obvious that a shop vac will be needed so they will still make a mess and then have to go get it

>>51572006
I'm a bus driver and I drive round all day listening to racist podcasts and forcing my passengers to smell my eggy farts. Sometimes I slam on the brakes for no reason just to be a cunt and when it gets dark I stop picking up negroes because I pretend I can't see them. Fuck you Rosa Parks you goddam communist chimp.

>>51572006
>>51572148
>>51572196
Have sex lmao

>>51572230
Wow a bus driver who is a giant racist loser literally who would have thought

>>51572230
kek
i knew a bus driver
he said he would hardly stop during his last run of the night. just speed to the depot. people would call him in and he would just say they looked poor and didnt think they would pay anyway. got away with it every time kek

>>51572315
One time this bus driver honked at me to hurry up when I had the right of way. I got in his face. He was unapologetic and said dumb things like “you might die” to me. I went full Karen and took pictures and emailed a complaint. A couple of days later I was still mad so I googled the president’s email and sent him a personal email. I got a phone call the next day and I told them they’re lucky the psycho bus driver didn’t run me over and it coulda been all over the news. They basically told me he was getting fired.

I felt very good about this. Fuck smug bus drivers

>>51572148
fuck it, who am I to judge, im here too. Godspeed anon.

>>51572273
Granted it's not a glamourous job but I don't have to kiss anyone's arse and I only work three days a week (not lazy, energy efficient). But the true joy I get from my work is eating huge bowls of cheap supermarket bran flakes every morning then unleashing my putrid has upon my normshit passengers.

>>51572126
Based feesh poster
>>51572611
Holy based

>>51572611
Pretty based desu. Do you grunt during to so they know it's you?

most current pic
ive started keeping chips in my locker
my coworkers can exchange used plugs for chips
also note the unicorn collection top left

>>51572911
what is your job?

uuhhh... workplace tranny art? sorry didn't read, this was the only thing i saw

>>51572998
Looks like a labourer in a machine shop

>>51573058
Yea with the obsession of earplugs he's definitely just a button pusher, an operator rather than a machinist

>>51572006
You aren't using your earplugs properly bro, you need to squish and roll the end and shove them in deep. I used earplugs wrong for 2 years and have horrible tinnitus now. Don't take your ears for granted.

>>51573220
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>51573267
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51572745
I don't grunt but I fart loudly and proudly. One time I customer demanded my name so she could complain and I told her it was Richard Cheese but my friends call me Dick and the stupid bitch didn't even get the joke.

>>51573311
Spilled my boiled coffee, thanks

>>51573359
Sorry about that, friend. Have a nice gif by way of apology.

>>51573359

Yup. I drive a lot for my job and I really fuck up the vehicles, purposely. They are also manual so I burn the clutches like no tomorrow and to top it off I drive really inefficiently.

>>51573977
I think you're just bad at driving