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MUMU BROOOOOSSS

WTFWT

Bobos. Bears. Beclowned.

Schizophrenia and bobos fucked again.

so what the fuck was the hike %?

based steve liesman pumping our bags
>>51554288
checked.
beclowned, indeed.

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP TALKING!!!

bobo?

>Bought the bottom of TQQQ
Might sell today too

>he bought the dip

>>51554307
100

>>51554307
0.75%

1 hour for baggie to eat his benis

watch it dunk back down again for no reason

MUH SUPPLY CHAIN

Mumu you son of a bitch!!!!!!!

Powell's smooth voice made mumus cum

FIRST FOR WE'RE GOING HOME SOXL SISTERS! KEK

what the actual fuck is going on with SPY

>>51554307
7500

BOBO R U OK, R U OK, R U OK B*B*?

I need to stop coming here

bobos bobliterated

>>51554261
Literally the same pattern every FOMC. You have to be an idiot to not make money.

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK YO PUTS NIGGA

>>51554307
75 as expected

SOME ONE ASK ONE ABOUT THE G_D DAMN NIGGERS!!!

>he fell for the FOMC pump again
oh no

The Algos lulled you all into a false sense of security. Get the lube ready, the ass raping is coming later this afternoon

Jpow literally said he would consider a pivot with reduced inflation. Bulls won 420 SPY by October. Then he followed up with the "its different this time"

God stocks are such a shitcoin

>>51554346
kekek wtf you should know better rocker

>No one knows whether this process will lead to a recession

place your bets

>>51554307
More like hike your skirt up and bend over

>>51554367
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM LIQUIDATED

The algos have arrived.

Soft landing Cancelled

>no one knows if this is going to lead to a recession
am I in another timeline or aren't we already in a recession? Like the literal definition of one

>>51554378
every time.

all the meme posters betting the same way was definitely an indicator

>THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT

>>51554346
Good night sweet prince

Awwwwww, yeaaahhhhhh!

what a shit year for trading
here's my account missing like 8k

>>51554373
very pretty

lmao that one bitch double masked

>>51554388
>Severe recession
SELL SELL SELL

As a bobo, I just went from being up $400 on the day to down $200 in the span of 20 minutes.

>DW-ACK tranny wrong again
lmfao

>>51554160
Who the fuck takes this as a buy sign jesus fucking christs FUCKING BOOMER WHALES GODDAMNIT LET PRICES DIP A LITTLE.

POWELL IS LITERALLY TELLING YOU WALLSTREET FAGGOTS "HEY WE'RE GOING TO KEEP RAISING RATES UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE SO KNOCK OFF THE PRICE ACTION AND COOL OFF THE ECONOMY" AND IT'S PUMPING

THIS MARKET IS GAY AS FUCKING HELL

I'll resume buying in october though I guess

>>51554360
you will not receive this level of entertainment anywhere else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>>51554323
And youre stupid if you don't understand that relative strength matters. Once USD gets stronger, Americans will be able to import more shit cheaper.
Europe will become slave enclave of USA, accepting any small amount of USD as a payment just so that they can keep warm.

>>51554383
>"its different this time"
Global Weimar civil war confirmed

We're all NGMI

Powell, listen to me bro, just shut the fuck up and get off the stage you juiced in mang

>>51554373
so many quality jewfus here

>>51554297
Mumus are so easily fooled. hehe

>>51554399
Nope, sorry chud

and just like that SOXL was never red ever again

We're healing.

>>51554399

They changed the definition of a recession a while ago, so no we're not officially in one.
This is how easy it is to avoid one, just change the definition and you're good.

>bought aapl calls at 3.85
>sold aapl calls at 5.70
>portfolio +2.43%
and im out thanks for playing goy!

Is Jerome based? Yes or No

Euphoria indicator wins again

>>51554415
I WANNA SWAP BODILY FLUIDS WITH THE DOUBLE MASKED BROAD BEHIND HER!!!!

this market is so unbelievably rigged

>>51554388
>>51554399
I'm worried

Do not forget what Satan predicted >>51548666

Here comes the pump. Next week, we will have dumped to lower lows.

>>51554399
Biden cancelled the recession sweety

i got fucking heemed today. thats ok, if it goes into a clown market there will be tons of shitty stocks that will pump 50% in a day.

>>51554382
This is a fake and gay pump. I'm holding my puts through Friday. In the meantime I'm closing my broker and I'm not going to open it again until after close.

Jerome Powell is an AI

The pivot is here. SPX 5500-6000 EoY.

>>51554399
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

fucking insane, what a ride.
who's shorting this rally?

>>51554454
Very based.

>>51554454
Only compared to Yellen and Bernanke

>tfw when your tickers are not green enough to be worth reselling to buy back in at lower price whent it dumps tomorrow
I feel trapped

Do I buyed NVIDEA now?

i literally just bought soxl and it immediately stop pumpng

>>51554399
Yes, and now we went from definite soft landing to nobody knows

zoom out

Even without
>muh fed pivot
my guesstimate remains that the medium term goal for the S&P500 is ~4150pts and the end of wave is around ~4450pts.

>>51554478
I'll have your head on Shmita you fucking shit

>>51554469
this is what you get for being a race traitor. burn that jew shit and come back to the light

>Wants to see positive real rates across the yield curve

>>51554367
Fuck this insane bullshit. This is worse than casino gambling or sports bets.

>>51554397
Bubble already deflated. It's ironic that landing was so soft that bobos didn't even notice it

Rally dead. Pure today the bottom drops out. Hope you guys don’t have that noose around your necks when it does

>"That is the case that the real yield on the curve is indeed positive. We do see that we have real rates."
What the absolute fuck inflation is 8% and rates are barely 4%

>>51554490
Stop buying pumps retard

>>51554399
>am I in another timeline or aren't we already in a recession? Like the literal definition of one
Oh no they changed the definition of recession earlier this year

Market dumps
>Bearish
Market pumps on optimism pointing out that inflationary period in market psychology is unchanged
>Bearish

It's all bearish.

>>51554418
this
>wow nice what a dump, thats a lot of ground to cover for mumus. ill just grab a drink and think about how much to take out
>return
>in massive amounts of debt

>shorting Powell

>>51554513
Say you're a midwit without saying you're a midwit.

Hey, Powell, fucking stop now man this is NOT a suggesting this is a command you dumb boomer bitch

>>51554516
Buddy we're getting another 0.75 next month

>>51554513
I WENT FUCKING 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY FUCKING BASEBALL PARLAY LAST NIGHT!!! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!

lmao what a dumb question by sneeder

their new rate goals for 2023 end are giving me hope that the housing market will get heemed for me to buy my first house. I'm getting close to 100k saved right now and good houses in my area are only 280k or so here. if we get some good pullback I might be able to pay all cash in a years time

50 next time?

>>51554339
fucking called it. same shit every time.

>>51554495
No, all the company earnings and guidance will beat different now that Jerome has hiked 25 bps less than 20% of the market thought he would.

post portfolio screenshots

Someone in a thread this morning said something along the lines of "the elite/rich want high inflation to stay so that it will eat away at their outstanding debts," can someone explain that to me? Not even the rich wishes aspects, just the relationship between inflation and debt in general

>>51554554
No

>>51554508
You will learn.

>>51554511
The fed will just raise until something breaks and to everybody's bewilderment at the end of the decade the fed funds rate is well above 7% and things are still chugging along nicely.

>>51554523
no i had to because i bought soxs and it started dumping so i had to buy soxl in order to make my soxs go back up

JPOW just said the market priced in 125 bps and they are considering 100bps by year end... hahaha omg I'm so bullish I'm creaming my pants

and just like that soxl was never green again

>>51554500
anon I am bobo

>>51554346
Where's your Bobo Mesiah now, huh Moses?

>>51554445
Based
SOXLSISTAS rise UP

>>51554554
entirely dependant on what the CPI report says next month. if it's higher than expected again 75 or 100 if its lower then 75 or 50

Schizo market

Shemitah is still coming

>supply side healing resolving
>but it’s not

Ohnononono

+1% nasdACK. What a fucking crash bobo. Do you feel beclowned yet?

>"Don't worry 2.5% interest rate didn't get inflation at 8% to come down, but 3.25% will absolutely bring down 8% inflation"

>>51554540
next meeting is in november

>>51554540
And? What difference does it make? Please explain kindly what problem for US economy that could create.

Is SPY forming a Giada today?

>>51554609
Yes

>>51554602
We're IN shemitah dummy it ends next Monday

>>51554595
STINKY market

>>51554609
no because it does this every FOMC

>>51554620
I don't know man I'm not a jew

remember to diversify

>>51554609
meh i was up 250% on spy puts then stop lossed then bought calls then up 150% on those then stop lossed out on those for a cool +100% of gamble today overall but I think the stress wasn't worth it
>and the wicks keep comin
fuck this market today lol

this mother fucker didn't even answer the question

APOLOGIZE

WHY IS THE 10Y CRASHING MY BASTARDS

>>51554652
Thats a man

Anyone else feeling like booting up Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 during these kinds of days?

BLUE is about to fucking fly and if you havent bought on any of these dips then you deserve to be poor. No more freebies for you.

>>51554663
bull run in effect

>>51554652
i'd give this girl a rate hike if you catch my drift bro

did they use this to kill shorters?

fuck my pivot was beautiful. took bobo profits yesterday and went bull today.. hope it keeps up eod and tomorrow i can slip out again

>((fellow central bankers))
oh shit

>>51554560
now it looks like we'll just crab all day.

>>51554652
Mayli got a new reporter job.

Remember that the risk is ALWAYS to the upside in US stocks. Never bet against America. See you at ATH.

same shit different day, this mother fucker is going to gap down tomorrow. like how is any of this bullish, when the guy is literally saying he's going to choke the economy until it's fucking dead?

>>51554572
Hickock45 Noooooooooooo!!!!!

>>51554668
No one's buying your bags, sorry.
Cash runway rapidly shrinking on that shitco as bonds go no-bid and we head into recession.

>>51554500
the shmita is a whole year you fucking faggot, you mean the end of shmita.
You retarded niggermonkies use these things when smugposting but you obviously dont even know what it is

>>51554663
FUCK FUCK MANNARINO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((central bankers)) in Switzerland

powell, whan an actual superstar™ this guy is fantaastic

>>51554664
Id suck her feminine penis ngl

>>51554693
200m in cash vouchers faggot. Don't talk about shit you dont know.

APOLOGIZE

>>51554686
Leave Christine alone

>>51554689
because it's priced in faggot

>I've been a bear for a month
>time the bottom again
>went 100% bull
>literally bought more on the 2:00 fake shakeout dildo

I'm always right and you guys always call me a nigger.

>baked in
he said it lol

Wait so if bonds are barely going at 4% yield and inflation is 8%, doesn't that mean all bonds but TIPS and iBonds are giving negative yields?

>>51554694
Bobos are least educated posters. I bet most of the bears in this thread shorted bottom without spending even 1 minute trying to evaluate the actual health of the economy in USA.

n00bs bet against america. Sad

What is the IV doing options chuds?

>>51554715
Hey man we just like to have a lil fun round here

this shit moved so fast I couldnt even keep up trying to buy and sell using schwab web client I fucked up a couple times which cost me thousands of dollars

>>51554714
how can they have priced in the recession already? nobody has even mentioned we're in a recession.

>>51554652
Nice eyes

>>51554531
yeah holy shit what a day.

looks like 2-3 whales sold and there's a lot of bots bidding up after the drop.

Why barely a blip on the VIX?
Dump and quick pump back fuck

>>51554716
does powell bake for other men? what a cuck

Those guys are in possession of a money printer, but they can't afford a microphone

Scully Chads WAGMI

>>51554733
>schwab web client
>He isn't an SSE boomer
Git gud.

They will not sell any MBS. Housing is about to moon even more than it already has. Take all money out of the stock market and by SFR *NOW*.

I genuinely don’t understand this rally. I’m sitting out of the market right now, so I don’t have a dog in this fight. But how is anything Powell is saying right now positive? How are investors this retarded? He’s straight up smiling and talking about continuing relatively aggressive rate hikes for the foreseeable future, he’s acknowledged inflation is stubbornly entrenched, and for some weird reason people are buying?
What am I missing here anons?

>>51554718

Yes.
This mess has a long way to go until we're in positive yields even in the official inflation numbers, which are manipulated as fuck.
But even that bond shitshow might be a better short term safe haven than the markets.

>>51554744
have you ever considered how high p/e ratios would be without all that rate hiking? I mean we are in the midst of the biggest bull run of all time

now thats done whats next fed meeting that'll affect the markets

>>51554758
no space left for microphone printer, USD printers only

>>51554565
Sure I bought 50k of miners yesterday and was thinking I may have fucked up when I was 2000$ down from yesterday, but now I'm $1500.

Wonder how long the pump will last, I just want 25k shitcoin so I can double my money.

IT'S OVER - Bobo 21st Sept 2022

>>51554704
I can confirm that no one's buying your bags, heavy as they may be.

>>51554718
8.3% yearly inflation, which has already happened. If it doesn't continue to inflate, then no. No one seems to understand this.

why is every single risk asset rallying? what the fuck is powell saying?

>>51554772
The market priced in even worse hikes leading up to FOMC so once 100bps was off the table a rally kicks in.

My predictions were both correct: I predicted he would use the words robust and resilient multiple times

i took a $70 gain and walked fuck this ride...

>most painful for the people that we serve

what people might that be jerome?

>>51554708
sorry jerome

IT'S GOING BACK DOWN

>>51554772
people are basically begging for the music to keep playing. its not as loud anymore bc the fed arent buying but they arent selling either

>>51554789
WHOA

>>51554768
lol
lmao even

>>51554783

26th

>>51554758
i bet that boomer talked too loud or spat in it

>>51554733
i literally just focus on apple calls when jerome "kikeberg" powell speaks because its the safest stock and most widely held in etfs so the price movement is really good when it pumps

>>51554772
always fade the first move off the fomc minutes, simple as

>>51554784
I can confirm that you are a 4 figure nigger

THIS BIGOT HASN'T SAID ONE WORD ABOUT BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

>>51554718
Only short-term.

>>51554744
Maybe the bubble just doesn't pop when you want it to and 2000 was just a coincidence

>>51554760
GILLY SQUAD WWA

>>51554772
>he didn't get invited to the pregame

>>51554772
The market rallies every FOMC meeting
I don't question it anymore because I'm bearish for the rest of the year

>>51554798
starts with a J rhymes with ooze bro

>>51554550
maybe, not sure how much shadow inventory remains from the 2008 crash but I think it was almost finally cleared out, mostly due to equity growth. we're getting a massive crush tho soon. I don't know if florida will break first or new york.

>>51554790
except that's clearly not why, the market tanked on the initial announcement and the future dot info. something he said afterwards made the algos go crazy bullish

>>51554772
market took a really heaving beating this month. it'd only dump if he did 100 bps.
It doesn't matter what he's saying right now market wants to calm down this week.

but earnings & effects of interest rate realities will be bearish next few months

>>51554785
>No one seems to understand this.
This.

>>51554804
it can do whatever the fuck it wants I got my 100% gains
shit was so fucking stressful I was shaking trying to key in orders at one point fuck that

OIL BROS

>HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE WORD RECESSION
lol

>>51554818
Your sources are wildly inaccurate, fortunately (for me).

Powell did it again -- softened his hawkish message in the Q&A. He just can't help himself.

>>51554844
sorry, is it 3 figures after your failed bobo play?

>>51554789
come on guy it's done this every single FOMC this year

>>51554832
The market tanks at the press release on every FOMC and then rallies twice as much on the press conference because Powell always reassures the markets.

>>51554842
What prevents him from saying this forbidden word ?

>NO PAINLESS WAY!! OH FUCK!
>We will complete this task!

oh fuck mumu's

>>51554861
midterms

>>51554851
He is chief economic troll, after all.

>all these bullshit softball questions
where the fuck is maxine, we need her to press this schmuck

>>51554832
they're still pricing in a pivot that won't come nearly as soon as they think it will. algos probably jumped on the word "rate ceiling"

This guy is able to sweet talk his way through his desire for layoffs, he should run for president

>10year tanked 9bp while this mf was talking
how?

WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
>Scoops out gamer piss.

>>51554858
I think someone starts buying just because they don't want a dump while Jerome is on stage.

>That panic dip then the straight shot
Market got no chill

3PM
HEAVEN OR HELL?
LET'S ROCK

>>51554831
Earnings will be fine. The US economy is super strong and will hold up well even if they hike well past 5%. The important companies - Apple, Amazon, Tesla, etc. will propel the market to ATH EoY and will have stellar earnings this quarter. Book it.

>>51554875
I would.

i think bottom longers took some profit at the top now. will we keep going up????

>>51554879
nobody in that room gives a flying fuck if there's a 50% unemployment rate

I honestly don't know how Powell is so patient. Literally every retard reporter asking a variation on the same question over and over

>>51554261
Are we bussing or sussing? What was that dump then giga pump?

>>51554832
Basically confirmed there was an infinitesimally small chance he may consider pivoting if inflation cools. BULLISH.

>>51554903
yes

>>51554790
They asked the guy why 75 instead of 100 if inflatiom increased as well as core inflation and he just flat out didn't answer her question

>>51554858
It's called the Fed shitpost for a reason

>>51554875
her and nancy pelosi's big ugly tits would destroy the market

>>51554904
You know thats been literally arranged,right?

>>51554861
Not what but (((who)))

>>51554904
Powell, like most intelligent people, understand journos are not people and are closer to dogs therefore you must treat them with patience.

>>51554875
The fuck I thought James Brown died?

>>51554851
market doesn't belief him anyway. Most people think he will pivot early and every time he reminds them he won't do that. Market is acting like an addict.

>>51554832
its the possibility that he might say something bullish that made them go bullish. that option is expiring soon

>>51554905
I think thats the only clear policy he gave us. That they'd only consider lowering rates when it was abundantly clear we were headed back to 2% inflation

>>51554914
You just know Jack Kennedy hit it

>HOW LONG???

vix scam-wicked almost exactly to 30 and stayed there for about 4 minutes

>>51554893
>20% of us firms could not pay interest on their debt in 2019 before the pandemic
>raise rates "well past 5%"
>"everything will be fine"

>>51554903
based Hoshino poster

>Smallest racial gaps
DAS RIGHT

RACIAL GAPS
>RACIAL GAPS
RACIAL GAPS
>RACIAL GAPS

>Racial Gaps

THE BLACKS ARE SAVED YAY!

"It would be nice if we could just wish inflation away, but we can't"
You can make it go away by getting rid of the federal reserve, preferably go back to 1913 and stop it from existing in the first place, homeslice

I love racial gaps.

>can't even fill the gap

Gaycial raps

>>51554882
Jews.

I'm racist.

I'd give this whore latina in my gym some racial gaps you catch my drift bro

BAGGIE FROM /SMG/ CAPITAL, THANKS FOR TAKING MY QUESTION JAY, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE NIGGERS? ALSO, THE UPPITY MUMUS ARE TAKING YOUR WORDS AS DOVISH, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THE MUMUS? FINALLY WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE BIG UKRAINE/RUSSIA FIASCO?

>>51554959
Maybe, but if that happened then people like you wouldn't be able to participate in the stock market.

>ALL THE FUCKING PAIN

Get ready!

>>51554970
whats your favourite racing cars?

wall street insider here

comfy day watching fools get chopped up in the volatility

>reset the housing market
KEK zoomers are never going to own a fucking home

>>51554959
Don't be anti semetic

>markets pumping
Jews have to have their fake FOMC rally.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the markets. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own losses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shorting VIX in 2018. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best short. I’m pretty much perfect. I was partner at Carlyle, and chair of the US FED. What position did you get, other than “yolo my stipends on TSLA weeklies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot FED Fund Rate (I just hiked her; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my rate

>RESET THE HOUSING MARKET

>just hold
>what could go wrong

>>51554973
I LIKE THE RACIAL SIDEWAYS GAP BETWEEN MY GF'S LEGS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>>51554920

>>51554977
>FINALLY WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE BIG UKRAINE/RUSSIA FIASCO?
He may hate us mumus, but he's not retarded. He'd take Russia; easy win.

Why is the fed talking about race. Did inflation somehow skip me over because of my blue eyes

and that's a good thing

how to get mousy milf gf

WE NEED HOUSING PRICES TO GO UP

We told you not to get HOOKED and you may be HOOKED

how much did the index rally last meeting?

>>51555000
dont worry, theres no fed pump this time
just retards getting chopped to pieces

uh, Powell, stop bro

red dildo what the fuck did powell just say

>>51555014
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

>>51555000
Nice trips

I would give her a hot CPI report.

>>51555014
Niggers need more gibs.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Uh oh mumu

>Make housing go up to a reasonable pace
>That way people can afford houses

zestimate sisters... we're back

>futures

>>51555032
housing correction is necessary

>It may takes some time, hope for the best
lmao

Lol what did he even say I didn't pay attention

>>51555032
sweet talked about housing market and the correctino it may need :)

Bearbros I'm green

>>51555048
DAS RITE

THE FUCKING DOW JUSR SHIT

Ching Chong ling long

harby of the meltdown... told you it was coming

>>51554984
Like an 80s Nissan.

lol why it dumped 1%

>>51554991
Boomers will be left with giant bags

ITS BAGGETS GIRL FRIEND!! GOOKFU IS BACK!

>>51554938
Holy shit thanks for pointing this out. I was watching this guy's YT Channel and he literally commented about the VIX spiking to 30 during the FOMC for "unfinished business".

WOOOOW THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT WOOOOOW LOOK AT THAT

>>51555006
Zoom out

>>51555052
kek
now the question if this goofball market is going to reverse and green dildo just like the last time

>>51555076
blackrock is gonna buy it

MOMMY

>>51554855
Your posts beclown yourself.
No one enjoys your presence here. You are not wanted here.

>>51554949
>US firrms
Tech stocks are the real economy bobo.

lol nice pump mumus

What an absolutely ridiculous market

New
>>51555089
>>51555089
>>51555089

>Whe-
>If we get to that level
>I think we will get to that level

How long until indexes are back at ATH if you had to place a bet?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51555081
TAKE EM ALLLLLL OUTTTTTTT

>>51555074

>>51555095
thanks I love you too

Dude what the fuck is this schizo bullshit? Is this literally just algos cockfighting over headlines and real-time audio parsing?? It's completely insane

"housing market correction" needed

He literally said "correction"

holy shit bros he's going to crash the housing market

IT's over

>>51555006
Time in the market beats timing the market friend!

>>51554424
Tell that to the market makers hedging against my contracts with long shares. I thought my options contracts doesn't affect the underlying...

GET WICKED

>>51555107
3 months

retarded bulls still trying read between the lines for a pivot that will never come lmao

>>51554427
What will this do to my international and emerging markets ETFs?

I've never seen this before, it's pinging all over the place

we are reaching fomc shizo levels I have never seen before. I think that is the last time I played them, they are more fun when you don't gamble.

>>51555086
>now the question if this goofball market is going to reverse and green dildo just like the last time
why yes, yes it did
I JUST SWUNG TRADED SUCCESSFULLY FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY WTF IS GOING ON AHHHH

>>51555088
The moment they can get a better yield elsewhere they will chase it. They dont give a fuck, its all just numbers.

>>51555125
in 20 years it wont matter

>>51554494
Don't worry we'll change soft landing so we get a soft landing.

>>51555107
2024 to be safe

>>51555116
Yes.

>>51555125
That's me in 6 months exclusively on Jerome days

>>51555116
>Dude what the fuck is this schizo bullshit? Is this literally just algos cockfighting over headlines and real-time audio parsing?? It's completely insane
humanity was a mistake, this is the global economy and the jobs and futures of billions being decided by some supercomputers in some basements
just imagine what its going to be like when ai starts really ramping up
we're doomed

Does anyone ever keep track of the odds of a green day during powell hour

>>51555173
The initial announcement reversal into the speech is pretty free.
Everything past that is fair game. 90% we reverse whatever todays outcome by EoD tomorrow regardless.

Damn IV was insane. Only got a 2x instead of the usual 3x on the spreads I bought yesterday

>>51555285
no and its about to go red

Wait til tomorrow frens

>>51554776
doesn't matter. Give it a couple years. we've been in this wierd spot where boomers are still in control, but giving millenials some handle over marketing. Once you get a few idiots and a couple zoomers running the marketting you're gonna see some shit.

I have to figure out how to make a good histogram from the census data but mandatory retirement hits at 75. So you're finally gonna see some churn in the labor markets. In 17 years the last baby boomer will be forced out of Labor. but their biggest chunk was born '44-'50 These are the semi-competant ones. there is a cohort born in '55-'64 that are hugely incompetant. so theres some weird front loading with boomers. If you find a job between now and the next 4 years you're smooth sailing. Competant labor supply is in freefall

>>51555315
>Only got a 2x
how do you determine your sell point, I went from 3x to 2x because i hit a stop loss instead of a brain maneuver

>bloomberg keeps bringing up senator warren

she performed abysmally in the fucking election no one gives a shit about MMT logic anymore. people like joe brandon the old geezer who is bumbling around and doing less damage than the last guy

>>51554903
I found the big green bar
2 huge orders. and a couple bots.
a $200M order and a $57M order

>>51555566
PPT at it again

>>51554568
>>51554568
If you hold debt at an interest rate that is lower than inflation, the inflation essentially makes your debt worth less over time. It quasi pays your debt for you.

>>51554772
>>51555116
Algos pumped the market to run stops above the announcement point because they were programmed to run stops on fed days.

oh we dumped instead of crabbed? thats bad for mumus tomorrow is going to be red af

went long micro nasdaq futes

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