/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51523213
wen mcdonald oracle

>>51523246
Sergey is going to release it at his meet and greet. He will announce decentralised McDonalds oracle's, proceed to eat everyones Big Mac before they have a chance to respond then proclaim FSS is live whilst farting loudly.

New chainlink-themed value meal The McNothingburger
>Sandwich: Sesame bun, mayo, iceberg lettuce, no meat
>side: steamed asparagus
>beverage: water, no ice
>utensil: spork

Sergey Nazarov was born in 1910 and was the first subject of the experiment that was conducted in Soviet Russia. He was the first one to step in the machine and disappear. I know this for a fact and I will release the documents I've found with an extensive report including more information about his early life as a villager after I get back home from Russia. For the time being, I want you to think about three things.
He isn't used to pose for photos, so he picked a designated pose.
He isn't used to having a large selection of clothing, so he went for the basic shirt + jeans option after he realized this fashion sense didn't really belong in 2000s.
He was also surprised by the abundance of food, which caused him to gain weight really fast.

>>51523484
>water, no ice
Based

>>51523213
heavy dump that will crash the crypto market further after smartcon. market will be demoralized from eth merge dump + final nail chanlank dump

>>51523213
JUST SHORTED EVERYTHING

>>51523533
you arent supposed to talk about this part

Just two more weeks

>>51523213
How do I get those cubes?

>>51523533
checked. sanest link schizo-post

>>51523213
What are the financial implications of energy markets becoming completely unhinged?
I'm guessing not in the way most people would expect in current year +3-5+2

>>51524413
whoops, forgot to link post
>>>/pol/395999024

>>51523533
who are his parents then, actors? handlers?

>>51524360
Hit up the dude on Etsy and get lucky if he decides to send you some.
The brother that I wanted to give a set of dice has become a staunch anti-finance/anti-crypto/pro-wagie type in the years since, so I'm not even that upset that the Etsy seller flaked on my order.

>>51525128

>>51525128
lel, its somehow difficult to get people to make dice? this was like the easiest gimmick to get into a little while ago. just make a master and buy a shit ton of resin

>>51523213
I have the V2 pepe from 2021 and mine looks much much better. yours has too much nose space.

>>51523213
let me guess... TWO MORE HECKIN WEEKERINOS!!!

FUCK OFF

>>51525405
I'd imagine painting them would be hell.

>>51525440
yeah the google one wouldnt be pleasant. the others are pretty much resin dye, and one shade of paint. just dunk each side in the color, wipe off the gross, polishing the final product removes the rest

>>51525487
>resin dye
you forgot to die sooner because of all the epoxy fumes

>>51525519
jokes on you, i like vocs

>>51525427
where did all your fud threads go today anyway?
did you get tired of being called a retarded faggot for the millionth time because you'd sit there refreshing fud threads for 24 hours straight and making dozens of replies and you could never explain why you'd do that over a token you don't even hold, like, or think is important?

>>51523213
linkchad, is that you? those cubes are giving me butterflies

>>51523213
I tell them to invest smartly, possibly through Spool where they can be flexible with their funds, cause we have a long way to go.

>>51523213
i'm coming

>>51523213
Neither do you desu. You think that you do but you dont. Only Sergey and Ari knows

>>51523213
Innocent newbies... they better invest in long-term projects, the likes of RIDE, MILE and GEEQ. Something that has to do with the future of Defi.

>>51523213
At least they'll make a couple of losses before they understand the space. Though those who will invest in projects like AllianceBlock will have long-term benefits.

How much does the centralized scammer pay, for you to shill for him?

>>51526747

>>51523533
why would he be could at computers if he was from 1910s?

>>51523213
New altcoins will displace the current top ones. That was what happened in 2018 -2021 and it will happen again 2024. I bet QANX CSTI VXV will be among the top projects by then.
>ETH will flip BTC

>>51523213
I'll have to tell them that quantum threat is real and they should sought for quantum safe projects to ape into

>>51527743
Why do you think Sergey was the first to enter the time machine?

>>51523213
Faggots don't know that the dynamics of blockchain is changing into the developers world like a piece of dumbass shit, being a validator now feels like being the Russian president. No fucking threats can scare as far as it's quantum protected.

>>51524200
The merge was actually good because it reduced carbon footprint same way PoA, PoR, PoH are helping to reduce power consumption

>>51527444
How much do you get paid to fud or do you do it for free?

>>51523213
Validating with a mobile phone or raspberry pi will shock a lot of newfags

>>51526560
Not my picture actually but was in that thread. I have my own LINK dice but no Pepe plush unfortunately

>>51531671
Thanks to the mf low hardware and energy requirements of PoR, every fucking idiots will be able to join as a validator on the QAN public blockchain like a bitch.

>>51530259
Son of a bitch, stop spewing trash. ETH uses POS, how come you're mentioning POR?

>>51529072
QRL, Qan and Cellframe have already implemented a post quantum algorithm to mitigate this threat

>>51529072
That's so stinky anon, quantum computer threat is no longer just a FUD. When the threat starts, asses will be kicked and bitches will start moaning because they forgot to get secured by the Lattice-based post-quantum cryptographic algorithm resistant security.

>>51532405
>>51532276
Samefag but I’ll look into it