/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51504799
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,176.188B, 100P = 21.76188B per
Friday RRP: 2,186.833B, 99P = 22.0892222B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>muh Keith
>muh 45
>muh boyildee
>muh Chris is king
>muh Cohen pump n dumps
>muh it’s only a beta
>muh it’s not a real split
>muh nooo it’s international crime
>muh Reddit mods are compromised
>muh Chinese companies acting weird
>muh vote count
>muh evergrande default
>muh ftds
>muh T+9854
>muh SEC report
>muh mentioned on the news
>muh new warehouse
>muh funko pops
>muh July 4th
>muh BBBY acquisition
>muh debt free
>muh grifters selling NFTs
>muh youtoobers
>muh avatarfag shill discord
>muh pajeets shilling to 10 schizos
>muh great reset
>muh Jew is on my side
>muh pixel
>muh rensole
>muh picklespic
>muh shareholders meeting cringe fest
>muh mods r CIA guys trust me
>muh Ken’s private pilot
>muh where’s DFV?
>muh bastille day
>muh forward guidance
>muh RICO
>muh criminals
>muh help me Gary
>muh pump and dump investigation
>muh every crypto sale is GME related
>muh loopies
>muh Elon will save us
>muh filter
>muh hugbox
>muh same 6 reaction images everyday for 18 months
>muh baker is a 300 lb troon
>muh Reddit sub splits
>muh noooo you have call me the shill btfo chad
>muh Jeff Bezos bankrupts the competition unfairly
>muh 741
>muh wu Tang divvie
>muh pokemon nfts
>muh you can take a CoD gun into animal crossing
>muh drs
>muh he lied under oath
>muh old lady grifter book
>muh fractals
>muh we’re a movement
>muh I need this so badly I have to believe it
>muh dilution is bullish actually
>muh fundamentals
>muh long term play
>muh new amazon
>muh 100% utilization

>muh house of cards
>muh distractions
>muh we just need more FOMO
>muh screaming at everyone at Chillis that it’s all crime
>muh erp frens
>muh market crash
>muh buy/sell ratio not understanding how a trade works
>muh new online distribution model
>muh no wait NFT model
>muh no wait it’s actually online
>muh exponential floor
>muh guy getting the shareholder list
>muh shareholder meeting rnd 2
>muh avatarfags are all troons who need the money for hormones
>muh no it’s the stores it was always the stores
>muh fractionalised crypto stock market
>muh NFT games for third worlders
>muh record date will start the squeeze
>muh gift card partnership
>muh yils went down to one
>muh rimuru hates avatarfags
>muh dear porn
>muh ETH merge
>muh why you so mad I’m just holding a stock
>muh no one is laughing at me they’re jealous that I turned $409 to $25
>muh +4000% wasn’t a squeeze I didn’t miss out
>muh out of business Melvin
>muh cringe fucker harassed a streamer
>muh qanon
>muh larpies
>muh swingers get the rope
>muh glitch showed the real price
>muh SI
>muh copium
>my bags
>my bags

So here's one. If CS let's you sell for some arbitrary maximum number like $217k then doesn't that make $217k the point where price leaves the atmosphere? There won't be any more sellers.

Error Duplicate file exists.here

>>51504799
SUPREMELY based and pikpilled OP

Please don't link the last thread to here.

Error Duplicate file exists.here

When did you realize it was over? For me it was when i looked at the date and noticed we are in september 2022

>>51504882
Someone disagreed

>tfw MOASD

>>51504882
$deer kaiji bakes when?

>>51502612
Do regular stock splits require extra shares? I thought they didnt but I'm also retarded

>>51504799
Checked. When Pikmin 4 comes out we'll all be rich and living in mansions.

kek wagmies

>>51505089
They do. GS has about a billion shares that they are authorized to create, by any means. Splitting more than a 3X now would require a shareholder vote to increase that limit

I sure hope none of those bullies come to this general to convince me not to look at “other things that may be short”
KEK Keithies

>>51505095
We’ll be rich before the new Zelda drops

>>51505124
>MOASS starts
>3x split announced
>"back to $40 fast" (aka $480 at presplivvy rates)

>>51505144
Checked. Just bought Zelda for my daughter at GameStop for a long road trip. Hearing that music coming from the backseat was hitting me in the feels HARD. She also notices every GameStop we pass now because she loves her switch so much. She already has a strong connection to the company that is going to pay her dividends for life. I’m not crying. You’re crying

>>51505172
If Cohen actually did that, there would no longer be any doubt that he intends to wipe these short fuckers off the face of the earth. Sorry I’m posting so much, but I’m incredibly excited for what may happen this week. Anyone screen cap that wallstreet subway rider shot saying it was this week?

>>51505144
Checked, that would be wonderful. I would love having all my time to myself to play Tears of the Kingdom nonstop.

Reminder if you're not 100% DRS you are not gonna make it

>>51505219
It would indeed be a great sign.

>>51505269
I know what you're doing, and I approve of it.

obv Ryco dumped on towelheads to get the spotlights on himself for MOASS

I don't have the energy anymore.

>>51505409

>>51505338
>dumped
He bought calls on a company he knew would be pumped to hurt his company.
It was a “do you feel lucky, well, do ya, punk?” play.

It's this week unironically. Prepare yourself.

>>51505439
Yep. It's this week. The acknowledgement and acceptance of the retail exodus. -40% by eow. Kek baggots. It's over

>>51505439
>>51505457
Citadel shat itself last Friday.

>>51505482
What happened? I spent the day traveling and somehow missed it.

My mom says it won’t be until later next year. February or something. I have to het a job. I’m 35 and moass is supposed to be the start of my new life away from my mom

Kek crypto baggies

Lmao crypto baggies know they are about to get liquidated first

Day of the rope is soon

>>51505513
They couldn't keep up with collateral. When GME was poomping AMC and AMC2 went the other way. AMC and AMC2 were not tracking GME. GME is out of the basket.

>>51505095
I've never played a pikmin game... I've near completely neglected Nintendo games since the end of the N64 era except for like 3 or 4 titles from each generation since, but there's still SO much from each generation that I want to play it's mind blowing. I'm going to be playing so many video games, working out and learning to cook that I might not even have time for a sugar baby. My biggest problem for the past 15 years has been having my PC next to me while I watch movies or play console games... My ADHD won't let let go a full half an hour of playing a game without checking 4chan or watching a random youtube video so finishing a game takes so much longer than it should. I hope to just have my own dedicated living area to playing console games on a couch without being next to my PC.
>>51505144
I want to play breath of the wild on the most comfortable couch while drinking hot tea and wearing silk pajamas. so cozy.
>>51505188
That read like a shitty reddit post, but that's still a beautiful thing to think about. I wish you and your family all the joy in the world.

I just want to buy a jet ski

Kek niggies

>>51505549
Oh shit.

>>51505546
I survived multiple DOTRs. I am unbeatable. Much like how Kenny must've felt before GME was a thing

>>51505585
uh oh

>>51505585
I still see it as a distant and remote possibility due to their stupidity, but I wonder what kind of effect a mass migration of amc holders would have

>>51505628
If they DRS even a few shares each? Apocalyptic.

We have to practice semen retention. Reddit is never going to stop fapping. Best they can do is DRS. It’s on us to make moass happen on the astral plane

>>51505585
Based nigger

>>51505585
My nigga

Hey bros Tyler here.

As many of you probably know, a few months ago I decided to take a step back from reading and engaging in these threads as frequently. As such, I am not up to speed on current events relating to GameStop (ticker: GME)
Can someone please fill me in on whats been happening?

Thanks bros.
Sincerely,
Tyler

P.S. still holding

>>51505678
Tyler I have some good news for you. You may want to set your alarm for pre market tomorrow

>>51505269
The AMC subreddit completely censors it. That tells me everything I need to know.

>>51505678
>Can someone please fill me in on whats been happening?
It

>>51505687
What time should i set my alarm for? What is happening at premarket tomorrow?

Thanks,
Tyler

>>51505713

it will happen at 4:00 premarket tomorrow

>>51505751
PM?

>queens funeral starts at 4AM ET
>crypto already tanking
>zoomers are distracted by watching the hours of GTA 6 footage

Yeah I’m thinking it IS tomorrow

>>51505798
It better be tomorrow, the attention span of your common zoomer is quite short.

>>51505585
A friend of GME is a friend of mine

>>51505678
Tyler, do tell, have you ever experienced shitting yourself in the early hours of the morning?

>>51505585
Uhhh hello? Based department?

babyoil coin?

g-g-g-guys i-i-i-it's...t-tomorrow

>>51506033
Checked. It’s tomorrow at 4:40am est

>>51506055
Checked. 4:40 it is. I'm gonna WAGSO.

>>51504799
>>51505144
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>>51505311
>>51505655
>>51505699
>>51505833
>>51506033
>>51506055
Uhhhhh WAMI?

>>51506033
>>51506055
Checked

Let margin call monday be a feast

Bombs away, frendos. Hedgies are going to kill themselves tomorrow.

GME = Jesus
Money Changers = DTCC
(metaphorically of course)

>>51506033
>>51506055
>>51506077

>>51506033
>>51506055
>>51506077
>>51506106

GME is Jesus
There's no meme

Gme holders will be the first to be drafted and sent to Taiwan to defend lgbtq+ and women's rights. Sorry kiddos I don't make the rules.

>>51506222

Kek bitcornies

Oy vey. Kek crypto baggies.

>>51506033
>>51506055
>>51506077
checked. it's tomorrow and YAGMI.

>>51506077
ALL THE PROOF I NEED

>>51506347
wagmi choom

So, I hear it's tomorrow. The day of reckoning.

>>51506372
based and edgerunnerpilled

>PAJVT

Holy digits. This thread is blessed.

Ryan will not tweet until the deed is done.
Godspeed.

>>51506222
what about morbidly obese people with one testicle?

these gamestop company acquisitions are getting wild.

>>51505188

>>51506566
Checked, sorry no more reddit feels replies

>>51506523
>g2gpgAde
>got 2 get pAde
It's tomorrow.

>>51506444
These numbers.........

Catching up on threads since Thursday. Did I miss any notable discussions/posts?

>>51506689
hedgies die tomorrow in real life

>>51506721
kek ledgies

>>51506689
Someone said "kek baggies"

HOLY FUCK KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>51506779
Kek
It feels so strange to finally be so close (but actually this time)
It will feel so surreal to see the first green candle to 6 digits

>>51506779
fucking lol

What should I name my catgirl?

>>51506779
BOGGED.com

>>51506566
Checked. Sorry I get excited when I think about how much my life is going to change tomorrow morning. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thread with digits like this

>>51506888
CHECKED AGAIN

>>51506888
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCKKK

I have goosebumps

>>51506888
KEK YOU HAVE GRANTED US WITH BOUNTIFUL DIGITS YET WE HAVE ENDURED YOUR TRIAL OH GREAT MERCIFUL KEK GRANT US OUR PRIZE

Hey guys, Tyler here.
Can i get some of these digits?

Thanks,
Tyler

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>51506750
baggie bros...

>>51506885
finally...

>>51506977

>>51506977
Apparently you can. Mo'ass is upon us.

>>51506885
Hahaha crypto baggies BTFO!
Thats awesome.

Tyler

Lmao Mikey wtf
I know you're seeing this too.

>>51506977
I told you to set your alarm Tyler. Did you set your alarm for pre market?

I visited my sister at her new house today for the first time. I need to get her out of that neighborhood ASAP Ryan. We're living in fucking poverty here next to crackheads while you're fucking around in a Florida mansion not causing MOASS

>>51506977
Checked. Middle name is Tyler.

looks like march 21st 2022 will be the peak that will be recorded in every image, reference and textbook that studies that largest single market collapse that will ever happen in history.

>>51507025
Tyler here. Alarm is set.
Lets get this WAGMI!

>>51507048
My first name is Tyler

-Tyler

>>51504799
I think most people haven’t woken up to yet to the fact that these hedge funds and market makers are an unofficial branche of the us government, and that what they were doing was apart of the USAs planned obsolescence of old companies that they feel were 1. Not moving the us into the future as leader and innovator and/or 2. Becoming stagnant where a different model of the same business would have better economic effects. They are apart of the unoffical “economic” branch of the US, like the plunge protection team, who’s job it is is to protect USAs hegemony at all costs. What they were doing was unofficially government sanctioned. That’s why the situation is still unresolved, because they need to find a way to go forward from here where they can continue to do what they have been doing while also making the situation seem resolved.

>>51506885
So I remember that gigawhale Saylor’s shit company was talking about diluting their stock so they can buy more bitcoin with it. I really hope they've already done it

>>51506888
what is happening itt lmao

WE BEST BE SPEAKIN LIKE SCALLYWAGS ON THE MORROW, LADS....

The last time I remember us getting this many digits in one thread, we ripped.

>>51507079
Hi Tyler,

Jayden here, I set my alarm too!

-Jayden

>>51507080
It’s not just that. They turned our securities market FIAT without consent the FUCKS. What do you do when you print 80 percent of all dollars ever in two years to prevent all securities from doing the “Zimbabwe moon” simultaneously? Simple you come up with some ridiculous metric to determine which companies “make it” (ESG) and then you have your hedge fund buddies print shares as fast as you print money to keep the public from catching on. It’s why no one has been burned at the stake yet like madoff. They were fucking ASKED to do it, and their icing was the companies they were allowed to cellar box and have limitless profit from. Problem is, that mathematics is the language of God, and you can’t fake the math. And we found a way to force them to balance an equation they never meant to solve. I’m so fucking excited and it’s not just the untold riches we are about to receive…
Fucking WAGMI, even those who weren’t shown this trade are going to make it because we do. Tomorrow we flip the money changer’s tables together

>>51507080
>>51507200
waiter this pasta is stale

>>51507153
Hi Jayden,

I hope you get a good sleep. Im going to have trouble going to sleep because i am so excited for pre market tomorrow morning. I am going to sleep with my doggie (hes my best friend).

-Tyler

>>51505628

How do GME holders not get there are hundreds of thousands of AMC holders. If these morons didn’t get duped and bought GME this shit would have been over a year ago.

AMC needs to realize they’re slimy Jew CEO is workin with his tribesmen to try to prevent the collapse of the financial system. He’s diluting them every which way and trying to make a mockery of the GME situation.

>>51507222
Jesus Christ. The digits. What do they mean?

>>51507200
If they were going to be allowed to profit from it, then so were we by the nature of the way they were profiting. Doesn’t change the fact that this is why it is dragging out though, and probably will continue to. They have to come up with an answer that resolves this immediate issue and allows them to continue ur the grift, because they already opened pandoras box and they can’t put it back inside. They seem to be rushing out some kind of block chain market, I think the strategy is to make new market, take “accountability” by making some sacrificial lambs and other stooges take the fall, then act like the “solution” is the blockchain guys! The one we already made ahead of time that does the same thing as before.

The pandemic officially ending means it’s time to close

>>51507153
>>51507292
Or a 2nd pandemic.

Doubles and BTC does another -$3,000 candle before 4AM

>>51507295
They tried that with Putinpox but people realized it was a faggot disease too quickly.

>>51507301
Holy shit. I just checked. This is going to be a bad week for crypto

first day of fall is thursday lads. It was an honor holding with all of you for the whole summer.

it unironically might be tomorrow with these digits and sudden boggening.

im ready cohen. I never tire of your antics

Looks like the ship just got a whole lot tighter and more coherent

all these digits, what do they mean bros?

>>51507378
I think your right fqqr

>>51507417
741

mfw wagmi

Kek I bought like 3 dollars of BTC in my mobile app just so it would show up top and I’m down 66 percent. Imagine getting paid in crypto to shill here. You know they leave it on exchanges to hide it from local authorities lol. KEK crypto shillies

I WASNT PREPARED TO WAGMI THIS FAST I WAS CONTENT WAITING FOR DRS MAXXIES TO COCK THE FLOAT
WAGMI

>>51507538
I have a 30k settlement coming, it isn't going to happen until I get that and put it all in. Just a few more weeks, sorry

What's up guys, are you ready to shit your pants? I'm ready to smoke some dank herb and play destiny 2 crucible before my morning shift. Let me know what strains and exotic weapons are your favorite this season in the comments!

- Zach

It’s today?

>>51507551

its today. no its not

>>51507618

yes it is.

Yeah, it is.

>>51507690
right now it's still tomorrow where I am

I believe

>>51507700
>>51507711

come on brain cone do your ancestral magicks already

>>51507700
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>>51507722
Uhhh

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>>51507744

if i get dubs its today

>>51507722

>>51507700
Fuck this guy gets a head start spending his generational wealth, dont buy up all the land pls chinkanon

Still Holding.

Tyler is gonna WAGMI
>>51507777

>>51507778
Hahahah tylies BTFO

>>51505144
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>>51507744
MOASS is Tomorrow it seems...
>verification not required.

>>51507811
Im literally shaking

>>51507811
o fug :DDDDD

>>51507811
checked
gn frens

Their making fun of us on double u es bee

This is the winter of GameStop.

>>51507856
Bullish indicator.

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>>51507811
roll

Trips.

do you feel it on the winds

the prophet of red and black comes

>>51507899
Can I repost this image later after everyone forgets about it?

>>51507856
it’s pretty funny because it’s true and I don’t have a job

>>51507953
That's a bullish shitpost, I can smell the karmic calculations behind the simulacrum of this image. I am an expert.

>>51507899
Ch…checked . Yes I feel it

>>51507946
you certainly can. cohen provides to all his followers

>>51504799
>Are ya winning at your little "stock trading" yet son?
>haha, text me when you're feeling hungry bud. I can order that pizza you like.

>>51507953
It is such a good sign when people take time to make quality memes trying to get you to sell. It is that serious to them that they put their real time and effort in to make something to try and get to you.

>>51507996
so close to holy trips

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>>51507811
also checked

Meme Magic is real, as reinforced by the digits of this thread. It's tomorrow

>>51508026
This Pepe change made me laugh so hard I woke my wife up. Good thing she won’t be mad tomorrow after the mother of all short squeezes commences.

Sweet mother of God, this thread.

>>51508041
It’s when we hit >>55555555 in one of these threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US13MSmbhK4

Glorious thread WAGMI

>>51508098
surprised you cold post this twice in the same thread

Also.. where are wordle & butt anons?

Hope they are well

>>51504799
WHERE ARE MY DIGITS?

>>51508187
here

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>>51508144
Checked. I have def been told “repeat image” before.

I’m worried that we’ll have too much money, power and women

I have achieved a new degree of spiritual enlightenment today. If I haden't had this yet and have gotten MOASS money it would have been really really bad. If it really is tommorow it would be divine timing. I'm sorry god for not recognizing your plan for me and cursing you before if it was really going to be the 19th... Please God, you still put kindness in my heart for the girl. And I still want to help her. I am long past knowing even why... But I still want to help the girl. I leave it to you God to further impress the lesson. Christ is king.

>>51508208
sounds like a good problem to have

>>51508199
Checked. I have not been told “repeat image” before.

RIP cryptoniggers

>>51508217
nigger christ is telling you u to forget about her and make the world a better place stop being gay and shit u retard faggot

>>51508217
"The girl..... The girl....." Keep it to yourself you spiritually self aggrandizing dope. Pray in the closet.

>>51508276
based and faggotpilled

>>51508276
>nigger christ
WE WUZ JOOZ N SHEIT

A new Monkey Island and MOASS today, what are the odds?

>>51508217
She’s very lucky that God chose you to protect her

>>51508217
I literally had the same revelation this weekend. I still might do some fun stuff though because I have free will and life’s complicated

I hate women
I hate men who don't hate women too

Love you all, especially Senpai Cohen and His Excellency Dr. B.
WAGMI tomorrow.

>>51504799
checked
wagwi

>>51508418
>tfw had have had sex MANY fucking times
>tell people the truth
>i am treated as incel/terrorist/tweaker conspiracy theorist
i have had sex with women like pic related too without STDs horribly disfiguring my life. when does my opinion matter?

Guys... I've been stuck in bed for the last 15 hours, puking up anything I drink or eat, and shitting out whatever is left in my accursed gut.
I'm in the bathroom every 15 minutes shitting my brains out and coping with gut spasms.
It's today.
And if it's not, somebody come put me out of my misery.

>>51507325
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when Shmita ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Two years has gone so fast
Wake me up when Shmita ends

Intreedasting

>>51508501
Feel better, fren. WAGMI

>>51508418
>>51508467
seethe, your shit personalities and social ineptitude are the only things you can blame for any relationship issues.

>>51508501
I’m about to join you when I start kicking this drug I’ve been addicted to. I’ll probably be there two nights from now. Wgmi, through sickness and into moss

>>51508534
Yeah I just don't like women
I don't like you either but I don't need to tell you

Yup, Moass Monday

>>51508501
hydrate, ginger tea will get rid of your nausea.

>>51508555
Trips advice will heal you with meme magic

>>51508549
then fuck feminine dudes with girly cocks

>>51508558
Yeah I think being gay is gross and degrading, rooted in narcissism and being OP.

>>51508555
Sounds lovely, don't have any in the house, all stores are closed. I'll get some in the morning. Ty for advice, tripfren

>>51508534
>post that my relationship issues aren't the problem
>post that i am an enemy politicized by law enforcement
>"g-g-goy you're like this cause u can't get laid"
i have felt the feels of a vagina a thousand times and more and would still prefer walking a dog, and throwing my wallet at it than fucking some roastie with its own opinions

Can the janny ban these digit rolling niggers and off-topic cock suckers?

-Tyler

>>51508581
So you're either asexual or straight but hate the amount of whores nowadays.
move to Japan and get a petite loyal housewife

>>51508555
>>51508666
I can't stop getting digits bros, moass tuesday.

i swear to god im being spied on or the coincidences are just uncanny

WAGMI

>>51508501
We all gonna shit ourselves, the prophecy has come true

>>51508666

Why do (((they))) want us tripping on benedryl so bad?

Shut up faggot
miSBoPwj

>>51508960
kek

I know GME chads will make it because they can keep a general going for 2+ years while BBBY threads can’t even hit 20 posts before 404. Even still, BBBY atleast gets threads, AMC has been dead for a long time now.

we're really, really fucking red PM bros

>>51509049
I fucked up

>>51507863

>>51509049
YIKES
I did NOT need to see that but it's storming outside and I'm still /comfy/

>>51508555
>>51508589
Hot damn, I managed to find some lemon ginger tea my ex left here. You weren't kidding anon, this is the first time all day my guts haven't been violently clenching.
Bravo.

>>51509115
Glad to be of help anon, ginger is the best with alleviating nausea. Shroom tea is perfect with that and lemon.

Today is my birthday. If Moass happens today, then I am already experiencing the best birthday of my life. Most likely the best birthday I’ll ever have.

100% DRS here. I’ve got the loperamide ready.

Holy shit btc just broke a huge support. KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>51508217
Sounds like it’s still going to be really bad for you.

RIP2022CHRISTFAG

>>51508523
My sister got me a set of those rings as a birthday present. They’re pretty cool looking, and you can wear them if you want.

>$27.95
Tyler bros, you might want to turn off that alarm

Is anyone holding who is a nihilist? If I was a nihilist I would’ve sold a long time ago. This play is literally all the satanic forces in the world against us. The economy quite literally would’ve imploded had they not turned the buy button off. It’s the greatest hope and also the greatest fud. They literally stopped us from buying a publically traded company because it would’ve destroyed the economy. The fud is that it’s been almost two years and they’ve put failsafes in places. The copium is the drs. I just dunno bros. It seems like Christ himself is against this play as he knows most of us will turn toward sin and debauchery. Fuck I just dunno bros

Good lord the digits in this thread are supernatural. The universe is telling us that we are the true future leaders of the world.

>>51509049
>>51509416
Premarket isn’t even open you dumb nigger

>>51507811
I love you all, especially the shills and shill larpers you kept me strong when I felt week! After we make it someone should turn these threads into coffee table books so we never forget the best days of our lives. It's finally tomorrow!
p.s. someone please post the meme where it was predicted to be sep 19th. (I remember that exact thread)

>>51509477
euro market jackass

>>51509471
741 checked
>>51509477
checked and they must be referring to kraut market, also
>that DXY and EURUSD

>>51504799
Checked

>>51506980
You too, comfy comfy blanket poster

>>51509454
I wouldn't call myself a nihilist but I'm not a Christian. I hold because it's the rational thing to do. Either I get rich or the system implodes and crashes, it's a binary choice at this point.

>>51509493
>>51509494
Euro market just follows the burger market, it’s stupid to pay it any mind

Yikes @ pre-market...

sneed hedgies

>>51509517
>>51509493
Link

Tomorrow is going to be a big day, the Great Shmita is upon us, don't forget to say your prayers and thank the Father for bringing you this far. Goodnight.

Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

>>51509610
About a third of those words are incorrect. If it's not today, it's your fault.

Jannies deleting shit for no reason

>>51509513
I concur, kraut market is just something to look at while waiting for PM since my timezone is way ahead of the US
>>51509590
https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie

>>51509694

-0.1% is why these fucking retards were crying?

I'm extremely intoxicated but too lazy to decide on my own if I want to make food or not. Thus I leave it in the hands of the numbers.
Even, make some food
Odd, chug some water and sleep
digits, make an actual proper meal and not just some lazy shit like ramen noodles

Anyone else remember the anon that said he dreamed that GTA6 leaked and it was shit then we MOASSd? Today has been weird. Just seen this on Pol
GTA 6 Storyline has leaked

>Play as Latina woman with liberal white boyfriend
>Main antagonists are a far right wing militia
>Boyfriend pretends to be far right and infiltrates group
>The far right leader is fat and ugly and looks like Lester from GTA 5

Can’t make this shit up, it’s over

>>51509789
Nobody cares about your gay anxieties bro, get over it.

>>51509819
what?

>>51509819

>Pre-market 28.00 −0.64 (2.23%)

it is international talk like a pirate day, i be thinking today be thee day citadel be sinking

>>51509903
Oh no baggie bros it's over yuo must do the needful and sell
I predict this week is uneventful unless some large unrelated* event shakes things up, such as the whole eurofag energy thing, enough to flick the first domino. Except there's a million different flicks getting closer by the day, and all it's going to take is one.
*All finance things are related in some way, I mean not anything due to Gamestop itself.

>>51509933
That ole simy freshwater snail Kenny will be walking the plank soon, yar !

>600 shares sold in PM brought price down by 2.16%
lol, lmao even

>>51509933
>>51510011
go ahead and add 2 more sets of digits to the legendary digit chain this thread!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE MOASSING DOWNWARDS BAGGIE BROS!!!!

51505126
Why are you still thinking anyone but your sock puppets listen to you? It's truly baffling

>>51510146
t. cryptosissies

is this week the week bros

>>51510181
Gotta get somma dat Cryptussy frfr no cap

>>51510351
thanks, doc

by the time the queen is underground the old world will be no more.

In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered

>>51510326
>

>open computer
>check portfolio
>I’m up too early
>close computer
See you guys later.

>>51510707
how are you posting this after close computer?

>>51510729
He must be phone posting fren

Why would you guys trick me like this?
NOT cool

Tyler

>>51511009
Trust the plan

>>51511009
Just two more weeks Tyler

It's never happening, is it?

>>51511130
>trust the plan
>it will happen when the weather cools
>the rod and the ring will strike

>>51511130

>>51511130
my manic episodes bounce daily between absolutely stoic gigachad and "they will never allow this" turbo doomer. waiting a shit.

>>51511296
kek i'm with you there fren

Kek crypto baggies

>>51511343
>>51511296

Today would be a good day for it to occur me thinks

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

Kenny boy adding the cash from his loans as assets lol They are proper fucked

>>51511803
And they call us "dumb money"

>>51511803
That is a lot of liabilities. Am I reading it wrong? Even if you assumed they opened their GME shorts at $10 and that there are dozens of other stocks that they shorted, that's already more than the outstanding shares.

>>51511803
>December 31, 2021
>before the $600 million loan
>before the several loans in Yurop after that

>>51511878
>>51511894
>>51511875
Whats funny is the assets and liabilities are exactly equal, imagine that! Imagine that they would ever be equal in a hedge fund that manages risk by hedging, not by having to take out loans to balance the books when the company's bonds are rated as Baa3 which is literal dog shit and selling 20% the company for a paltry $2bn. Amazing isn't it!

>>51511875
no they call you just dumb

gm frens. today is the day!

>>51506222
Just shoot yourself in the foot during first gun training. Thats what I would do if ever drafted.

>>51506033
>>51506055
>>51506077
>>51507700
>>51507711
>>51507722
>>51507744
>>51507811
Fucking hell it really is tomorrow!

>>51511998
just be really bad at everything and become a REMF who does paperwork

>>51512044
Joke on them, i don't even need to try

>>51508061
We had like xx999999 and xx999998 yesterday, and a guy rolled 666 and followed up with 88. Now there is 888 and 777 in this thread.
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE MASON THE NUMBERS DONT LIE

>>51512098
Yeah but were half of them 45ardee spamming sock puppets?

>>51511922
>>51512044
>>51511722
even moar digits wtf
>>51512167
meme magik is real brother

>>51512167
Weren't you the other half of that though?

Omfg it's literally today FUNKOPOPS on sale AT GAMESTOP!!!!!!!!!!

>>51511878
They could be short all kinds of shares and not just Gamestop.
This portfolio has no right to exist. Short sellers are not just executing a trade, but conjuring up a massive portfolio out of basically NOTHING. And look, these parasites now get to earn all of the interest and dividends of almost a hundred billion dollars. And what exactly do they do again? They get free money by stealing from retail while creating an impossible level of systemic risk for the entire financial system.
This is unacceptable.

Is everyone ready to WAGMI? The meme magic is palpable

>>51512241
I went to bed early and was only watching from the sidelines him losing his shit in realtime while hoping ID's for the 900th time, he's glowed enough that others have now picked up the mantle of exposing him

>>51512250
If RC makes me a trillionaire I will unironically buy a Ryan Cohen Funky-pop.

>>51512287
No!!!!!!!! Buy today!!!!!! For only $14.99 you can let everyone know you've never seen a (feminine) penis in your life!

>>51511922
checked and it's a pity the Hakenkreuz is backwards.

WAGMI

Tyler

Green by open

Maybe a mirror effect from the picture?
Any Good morning everyone. Check the digits in this thread. The Super Shmita Pirate Day!

>>51512753
Did you say pirate?

Oi maties and baggies
Ets time to pillage and plunder for arr tendies
I want the pirates booty in the form of MOASS yarrr

>>51512906

TODAYS THE DAY

>>51512998
Please I am tired of looking at houses I can't afford

>>51504799
>red pikmin
Yo that's basically the same spelling as pokemon red which is crazy because I was just playing pokemon gold last month
Anyway, what about a website like 4chan but anyone can edit or delete anyone elses post
How do you think it would fair and what would it become?
No I didnt mention gme because gme is fucking gay until it moons
Wagmi

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51513038
I'm going to buy a house with a pool.

>>51513067
Will it be an infinity one?

>>51513067
daily pool maintenance is a good way to stay busy when you made it

>giant red dingdong
>barely does anything

>>51513092
>mention pool cleaning
>Random video on YT comes up
They are watching us

>>51513135
my screen shows ooooo bars

I will have a heated outdoor pool with a large fire pit

HAHAHAHAHAH RETARDS YOURE STILL HOLDING A DYING STOCK.

YOU COULD BE BUYING CRYPTO IN ITS BEAR MARKET.

YOU COULD BE AT LEAST STACKING PRECIOUS METALS YOU CAN PHYSICALLY HOLD.

YOU COULD BE BUYING BLUE CHIPS AND IN TEN YEARS YOU'D BE RETIRED/SEMI RETIRED. SURE IT'S NOT FAST BUT AT LEAST IT'S PROGRESS.

YOU COULD PUT MAX INTO YOUR 401k/ROTH/ETC AND RETIRE EARLY.

YOU COULD BUY PROPERTIES TO RENT WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND START AN LLC.


But instead you buy failing stocks. You really deserve all the bad things happening to you and I hope you remember this post when you don't make it. I don't need to be a shill to hate you baggots, I genuinely just hate how stupid you all are and the arrogance you have of thinking you can get rich while daydreaming like women. Die poor.

>>51513174

>51513174
kek

>51513174
i could be fucking your mom and buying gme but here i am doing both

kek seethies

>>51513202

>>51513174
I will have TWO heated pools

>>51513168
>heating your pool while boomer are on suicide watch during the winter
WAGMI

>51513174

so here we are, the last week of the shemitah
things are about to get very based

>>51513201
>>51513201
>>51513201
Threaded.

>>51504869
>>51505095
>>51506077
>>51508462
>>51509496
WAGMI.

>>51513174
what happened to 100k EoY faggot? kek

lol Lmao even

>>51510351
>>51510361
what am I looking at?

>>51505585
/ournigg/

>>51513517
jesus christ lurk moar

>>51513671
I lurk a lot but can't figure this one out

>>51513707
why not google?

>>51513753
I've tried