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Best of /biz/

>> No.51460324

>>51460298
fuck grandma's, boomer degenerate nigger lovers, all of them
but ya post more biz hits

>> No.51460360

Anyone have the guys dick hole fucking a toe

>> No.51460389

>>51460360
Nigga you gay

>> No.51460407

>>51460298
Dam I really hope that guy held her coins, sold the top gave the money back in full and kept the profits for himself

>> No.51460421
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>>51460298
this shit is kino i promise

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>>51460298

>> No.51460586
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The BITCOIN thread remains an all time classic

>> No.51460620
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>> No.51460668
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>>51460298

>> No.51460705
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a personal favourite

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>>51460298

>> No.51461177

thread populated by the uttermost newest of faggots
disappointed in myself

>> No.51461256
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>> No.51461324
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>>51461177
here you go mr oldfag

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>> No.51463023

>>51461324
good time

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>> No.51464665

>>51463412
>THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
kek actual bug

>> No.51464736

>best of /biz/
>flooded with reddit tier zoomer memes from 2021 threads
disgraceful

>> No.51464755
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The Money Printer

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this one is especially excellent

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>> No.51464918

>>51464871
got a solid chuckle out of this one. thx for posting friend

>> No.51464962

>>51464871
this one is good if true
makes me wanna research what the material they coated those in was.. probably lead powder

>> No.51464974

>>51464913
kino

>> No.51464983

>>51464871
Me but erasers

>> No.51465002
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>> No.51465038

>>51463107
kek

>> No.51465084

In May I FOMOd 20.000 pounds into SIGA at 13$, then panic sold a few days later (at break even) after it went down. The stock proceeded to rocket up to a high of 25$ and I fucking hate myself for not having the balls to hold on and almost double my money.

>> No.51465094

>>51464913
what a guy

>> No.51465221

>crying over a fucking X2 in a crypto board

>> No.51465263

>>51460407
No way in fuck they held from the 2017 high yo 2021, kek

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>>51464871
Well I used to pick up stuff from the literal ground and put it in my mouth for half of my elementary so I feel this one.

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>>51465634
>that last post
Top kek

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>> No.51466179

>>51461324
Smooth as silk con

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>>51464913

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>> No.51466389

>>51460298
Lol if only gramps lived a few more months grandma could've slurped the dipperino

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>>51466715

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>>51466750

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>>51466778

>> No.51466894

>>51464755
Can someone explain this to me

>> No.51466955
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honestly what the fuck were we even thinking

>> No.51466954

>>51466894
Its a ponzi.

You put $ and they guarantee a % daily return from your deposit ammount, at the cost of not being able to withdraw, ever. You have 2 choices then, to compound the earned % daily so your potential daily returns increase, or you cash out everyday until your reach ROI.

>> No.51467083

>>51466954
Thank you, anon.

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>>51464871
kek

>> No.51467156
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>>51460298
This post is great

>>/biz/thread/S14837383#p14837403

>> No.51467339
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>>51464913
>WETH/LINK
kino pic
>>51466055
someone posted it. my favorite

>> No.51467391
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'member the '18 crash? I 'member

>> No.51467521

>>51466894
>put money in
>*feeling great and full of hope*
>'wait..what?'
>'WHAT? OH FUCK NO'
>*lose all money*
>*Go on /biz/ to cry about it*

Crypto 101

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>>51460298

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>> No.51468243

>>51466955
Made my day. Thank you, anon.

>> No.51469058

>>51467798
kek people didnt use shiny rocks at all for milenia, people used sea shells, coconut shells or wathever the fuck was available , it wasnt undel centuries that people realized that they needed to use something that was HARD TO RUG.

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>>51460298

>> No.51469328
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>> No.51469397

>>51460421
do not read, it was reddot tier cringe
I repeat DO NOT READ

>> No.51469421
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>> No.51469427

>>51461324
Kek nice share
Oof I had started browsing biz around October during the bull run that was making news so I wish I could have seen that!

>> No.51469436

>>51464871
kek I remember that, I told him that if he was eating mouseballs he was definitely already retarded

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>>51469421
>send the Cardano token to ANY other address on the network

>> No.51469497

>>51469397 is correct >>51460421
do NOT READ. could of been good if the anon wrote in Darth Bobo the Wise, fucked off with /biz/ being the apprentice and made the picrel have a moomoo head, to insinuate moomoo being the apprentice, and it would of made more sense

>> No.51469524

>>51469497
>could of

>> No.51469582

>>51466148
put me in the screencap anons are worthless reddit whores
they deserve to be cropped out, every single time.

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>>51469524
I meant what I said.

>> No.51470536

Where's the Betty Boop one from November? That one is /biz/ classic and it hasn't even been a year

>> No.51470790

>>51470536
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/42513588
Betty Boop thread archived here

>> No.51471468

>>51464871
Amazing kek

>> No.51473058

>>51467608
I'm going to check for his follow up in 7 years

>> No.51473272

>>51473058
urinary poisoning is not a thing anon

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>>51461177
Checked. This is the cringiest thread I've ever seen on this board.

>> No.51474312

>>51474265
NO MOAR SPOON FEEDING

>> No.51474370

>>51466023
That was a majestic day

>> No.51474512

>>51474312
Alright. Fair enough. I guess the board is just fucked sideways now. Christ. Even the newfags suck harder than last time. It's just gonna get worse and worse each bullrun.

I guess this place is just a fucking meat grinder now.

>> No.51474558

I miss giving out LINK to people who would put a sharpie in their pooper.

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>>51469308
kek first time one of my posts has made it into a screenshot

>> No.51474709
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>> No.51474748

>>51467339
My favorite

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>>51460360

>> No.51474784

Worst thread on 4chan right now

>> No.51474828

>>51466955
kek

>> No.51474903

>>51474781
Wtf

>> No.51474995

>>51469440
>attempt at emotional appeal using ehtiopian farmers
Do they even know who biz even is

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>>51460298

>> No.51475034

>>51474781
Lmao holy shit

>> No.51475120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFaIu7UOHwE

>> No.51475176

>>51475120
This is amazing

>> No.51475192

>>51474781
bro....

>> No.51475209
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>>51473272
>UTIs are common infections that happen when bacteria, often from the skin or rectum, enter the urethra, and infect the urinary tract. The infections can affect several parts of the urinary tract, but the most common type is a bladder infection (cystitis). Kidney infection (pyelonephritis) is another type of UTI.

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>newfags
Reminder that this is the fate of all altcoin bag holders. Rev up those sharpies.

>> No.51475277

>>51475252
you'd have to be stupid not to trade a few seconds of your time and a picture for 10k usd

>> No.51475357

>>51475277
you'd have to be stupid to believe a few seconds of your time and a picture is gonna get anon to send you 10k us

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>>51475252

>> No.51475393
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>> No.51475398

>>51461324
Can anyone tell me what’s going on here. I’ve seen this like 3 times and still don’t know what happened. Was someone trying to pull a rug?

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>> No.51475864

>>51475398
interface on pre-uniswap ETH DEXes were really minimalistic and shitty so it was easy to misread buy/sell orders, and the OP anon took advantage of that+someone being too hasty to carefully read the trade since they thought someone else would try to beat them to it

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>>51467339
He would've gotten like 8x from the 3,5k if he waited 3 weeks.

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>>51460298
I bet that stupid fuck didn't keep a copy of the seedphrase and the old bat lost it.

>> No.51476792

anyone got that cap of the catalog where there are two threads next to eachother, one saying ">i listened to /biz/" and ">i didn't listen to /biz/"

>> No.51476794
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>>51474995
This was a blessed thread, honestly. I wish I'd capped more.

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>> No.51476972

>>51476855
>prophecy no longer on /biz/'s roster

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>>51464913
ayyy. still got some left if anyone wants. get em while they're hot boyos

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>>51460298

>> No.51477719

>>51469436
the eating the mouseballs wasnt the cause of his retardation, it was the manifestation

>> No.51477869

>>51477681
Fortune favors selection bias.

>> No.51477895

>>51477681
>>51477869
The only sad thing is that the retard's still managed to propagate his garbage genes.
This is exactly why we cannot have nice things.
Hopefully the kid will kill himself.

>> No.51478039

>>51477681
I checked his reddit history so you don't have to
It's a larper, and not exactly subtle, a lot of effort spent to write transparently false stories
Hopefully an AI wrote it all, otherwise - how embarrassing...

>> No.51478059

>>51467391
every Friday is a crash
according to you fuckers
i stopped watching TV because
you have more drama than 80 shows

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>>51476052
he bought high, sold low.

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someone post the lumber delivery

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I found it

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>>51460298

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>> No.51479802

>>51479794
a favorite

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>>51479802
I still think about it and kek from time to time

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>>51464913
saving this one
wagmi don't give up brothers

>> No.51479935

https://vocaroo.com/1osQjdZMsj8r

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Got me through that 2020 market

>> No.51479976

>>51475209
that's not "urinary poisoning", retard. and it happens when foreign bacteria enter the urethra, not when piss goes into a vagina.

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>> No.51480136

>>51474265
>has no concept of what's on the Fed balance sheet
They don't buy stocks, they buy bonds and mortgage backed securities.

>> No.51480185

>>51475398
>>51461324
>someone traded with themselves and larped that a scammer got scammed

>> No.51480417

>>51460298
Shit like this unironically got me out of the 2020 pandemic, depression and recession. If it weren't for these greentext, i wouldn't have made a tiny fortune with QOM

>> No.51480519

>>51479804
>conferencecall.biz

>> No.51480544

>>51463412
does anyone have the pic, for uhm, research purposes?

>> No.51480551

>>51480544
>>/biz/thread/S2948087#p2948221
found it bbl

>> No.51480558

>>51460421
Fucking you for posting that

>> No.51480605

>>51474582
Congratulations fren, ygmi

>> No.51480623

>>51479777
thanks man ive been looking for this for ages
blessed 7s

>> No.51480629

>>51461324
>falling for something a 12 year old on runescape wouldn't

>> No.51480834

>>51460668
made me audibly laugh. Best in thread

>> No.51480938

>>51460558
zoomerfiltered and very funny 10/10

>> No.51481640

>>51464913
I want that poster

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>>51460298

>> No.51481689 [DELETED] 

>>51460298
https://www.bitcoindashy.com

>> No.51481765

>>51477507
Where can I order one of these

>> No.51481777

>>51460586
Nope. A forced pajeet meme.

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>> No.51481840

>>51460421
Is this a ropefuel thread

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>> No.51481917

>>51481765
>>51481640
@isharhawkins on instagram

>> No.51481968

>>51479836
i need more people losing money laughs from redditors

>> No.51482595

>>51481857
fuck.. the 20 yo burnout is me..
quit my job after 1 year, hitting 500k in crypto thinking we would go higher, now only have 80k and just neet around all day hoping for the bullrun.

>> No.51482684

>>51460298
My grandma asked me how to buy Bitcoin at 60k and I started autistically explaining hardware wallets and recovery procedures until she stopped.

>> No.51482852

>>51464736
The future is now old man

>> No.51482902

>>51466023
Kek i was on that thread. Good times

>> No.51483348

>>51466955
A masterpiece.

>> No.51483386

>>51479842
>trump's wife

>> No.51483429

>>51464913
Been looking for this poster since last year

>> No.51483982

>>51483429
here
>>51481917

>> No.51484606
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51484606

>>51481968
how about twitterers
>>51480623
np, praise kek

>> No.51484634
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51484634

if anyone has the sergey pissing and the woman slipping, please post
>>51477788 read this and the next post,
https://vocaroo.com/1ksgxD4OjJGD

>> No.51484679

>>51484606
yeah keep going