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51417812 No.51417812 [Reply] [Original]

I am a financial parasite on society.

Your taxes feed me, cloth me, house me, and entertain me.

You work for me and I work for no one.

Your existence is drudgery, mine is whatever I want it to be.

How does that make you feel?

>> No.51417825

>>51417812
baste

>> No.51417864

>>51417812
incredibly based.

>> No.51417896

Pretty based. That's why I work as a contractor. Deduct almost all my expenses so I pay minimal tax

>> No.51417920

>>51417812
Sir, to tell you the truth I feel sorry for you.

>> No.51417963
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51417963

>>51417812
Bro I’m 43 and my family has owned a manufacturing business for over 100 years. My parents pay me six figures as a ‘consultant’, but really I just live at my parents house and rarely ever step foot into the place I supposedly work. I wake up, do a line, then start drinking around 10am. Come a little past dinner I go to the bar or club drink all night and usually come home wasted with a hooker or stripper. Wake up the next morning, send her on her way, and start the next day the same way I started the previous one. It’s been this way for 20+ years. Enjoy your neet bux.

>> No.51417964

>>51417920
You should feel sorry. I am the victim. Call your local politician and tell them to increase my gibs.

>> No.51417966

>>51417812
Do you think people who are retired and no longer pay taxes should have a say on what happens in politics?

>> No.51417983

>>51417963
Immensely based.

>> No.51418000

>>51417966
I'd give up my right to vote or run for office for lifelong neetbux.

>> No.51418147

>>51417983
It’s not all fun and games. Sometimes I wake up in vomit and I’m not sure if it’s mine or someone else’s.