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10 POINS FOR SLURPINDOR!

>> No.51388136

>>51388130
kekek

>> No.51388172
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51388172

>>51388130
>"HARRY SLURPER DID YOU RELEASE THE BEAST FROM THE CHAMBER OF BIG MACS YOU FUCKIJNG LITTLE SHIT??!?!?" Slurpledore asked calmer than a summer breeze

>> No.51388225

>Slurpledore peered at harry over his jewish half-moon spectacles and smirked quite scammily
>"Harry it is time to choose between what is easy, and what is Chainlink" he roared furiously

>> No.51389496
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51389496

>>51388225
bamp

>> No.51389672

Slurped calmly

>> No.51389743

>>51388130
Obvious photoshop, fuck off.

>> No.51390318

>Jk rowlings comes out as transphobic TERF
>suddently harry potter is cool to discuss on several boards, influding fucking /fit/
based

>> No.51391046
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51391046

>>51390318
I just post the slurpindor meme. I laughed my ass of a year or two ago when someone posted 10 points for slurpindor.

>> No.51391823
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>>51388130
"I see, I see..." Dumbledore moaned, while scratching his beard "Look here, Harry: this green candle looks manipulated. Probably the goblins are at it again, who knows. But we are smart, and this time I won't buy because" and he pointed at one of his monitors, showing a lower number "I'm sure we are barting just right here."
Harry was watching in disbelief, as the headmaster wasn't buying the pump.
"Sir, do you... Do you really think it will be the same pattern again and again."
"Harry, my son. This is some sort of dark art that you should always avoid. Don't look at me like that" he screamed calmly while smiling "you really look like your mother. She really helped me during the dotcom bubble... Now, look at the time, Snape is waiting for your hodling lesson! Well... Honestly who cares, you can do whatever you want in this school, we both know that!"
They both chuckled.
"Now go, your friends are waiting for you in the Quidditch field!"
Harry was walking away, when the headmaster called him again for the last time, moving his eyes from the charts and looking over his half-moon glasses: "Oh, and Harry, before you go: 20 points to gryffindor."

>> No.51391940

>>51388130
>>51391046
Based, I too remember the original slurpindor and had a chuckle. Some newfag posted the image without slurpindor text the other day.

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>>51391940
Yes. I took the image and reinstated the slurpindor meme. as it should be.

>> No.51392058

>>51391823
>screamed calmly while smiling
lel

>> No.51392073

>>51388130
lmfao

>> No.51392112

>>51388130
The bobo-mort has been defeated

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>>51392112
10 points for the purebloods!