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first tell us what you did to get time

>>51371269
>>51371293
Yeah you need to explain yourself first.

Btw a lot more genders now a days and yet still when they analyze your bones they still define you as either m or f

>>51371269
Everything is here if you are serious
https://ugetube.com/@bodhi_mantra?page=play-lists

>>51371269
You bought Bitcoin 6years ago before you went to prison right? If you didn't, you fucked up.

>>51371269
dude its only 6 years.
its not like the world changed completly

>>51371323
stfu zoomer, you are used to everyone and everything being completely retarded. Adults arent

>>51371269
you should have stayed

>>51371293

We wanna see your papers.

>>51371340
i stoped interacting with people irl
so i cant say much about people acting retarded

White men and women are now fundamentally built for BBC, it's written in the US constitution it's the 6ix9ine amendment.

>>51371293
>>51371314
I am a man, is there even women on the internet?
I must have rambled sorry, but I don't know how to make it a good story.
I was caught for larceny, stealing money from where I worked as an accountant.
And I would have gotten away with it too if my boss wasn't such a greedy jew.
I like everyone else there was underpaid, so I figured this was my payback, but then he came into the shared office and he knew it was me. He was very angry in front of everyone and I got angry too, so we got into a little fight, suddenly this was a minor assault charge on top of that.
With plenty of witnesses so I was fucked and panicked
I decide to flee the country, but get caught at the airport.
>>51371318
What is this sketchy looking link?
>>51371320
I fucked up
>>51371323
>>51371363
Prison life would suit you

>>51371269
>I been reading the news
That's the issue

>>51371444
Tell me then dude, where else am I supposed to go to get answers?
Trump was still president when I went to prison, things were looking up all around, Russia and US were best buds, oil and gas was cheaper, electricity was cheaper. There was no talk of WW3 and if you thought it would happen back then, you were considered a schizo.

>>51371469
you are still considered a schizo if you think there will be a WW3

>>51371403
reality:

>>51371269
Did they force the vaccine on you in prison?

>>51371413
An healthy society would legalize stealing from Jews.

>>51371492
jews are whites

>>51371413
>Steal from your overlord
>Get caught
>Chimp out
>Try to run away using planes, which you can't board without going through assloads of security checks

How black are you?

>>51371508
Shhh...Don't tell them.

>6 years in prison
you missed out on clown world bro. basically everyone is either gaslit (believes in a fake virus) or angry (believes in the former star of the apprentice), the jews have consolidated power like you wouldn't believe, and everything we used to believe in turns out to be a manipulated lie, including football, which you can now gamble on.
trust no one and buy bitcoins, it's the start of the us-sino cold war and what's at stake is whether the moon colonies will have interracial gay sex or live snake markets.

>>51371543

>what's at stake is whether the moon colonies will have interracial gay sex or live snake markets
Basically this, the world has been gay for a while and keeps getting gayer

OP I hope you made some good connections in there, you have an F on your report card now good luck making money in any traditional way

>>51371478
Ok then I suppose that is the same as before, but the number of schizos have increased.
How are the gays? Is everything gay now?
>>51371492
>simon cohen
I still don't trust or read articles written by jews.
>>51371498
Yes, twice. They said we wouldn't get yard time unless we got it. Probably was some legal bullshit I could have used against it, but there is not much you can do to fight the system from prison. Yard time is all we got, you are broken and forced to accept a lot shit worse than vaccines.
>>51371499
Indeed
>>51371508
Tell that to a neo-nazi
>>51371534
Honestly I wish I would have killed that kike and let the whole office watch as I ripped out his throat.
I guess I'm black on the inside.
>>51371543
Clown world?
Clowns really?
The same murder clowns that was news when I went in?
Also why is bitcoin so high?

>>51371413
>Prison life would suit you

no,
no internet, no computer
give me internet and a good gaming notebook
free beer
a free burger and pizza service
and i dont care to be in

>>51371469
>where else am I supposed to go to get answers?
Just go out and talk to people, idk. Also, relax. If you're not larping, you need some time to adapt again.

>>51371646
It did have computers, but I never used them.
People fight over them and try to sell their time on the computer and so on. Too much drama for me.
I think there was one or two for free-time in the library and some for those who wanted an education.
>prison with gaming computer, burgers and beer
I think you think that sounds great and it does sound like a great improvement compared to the real thing, but once you realize you can never leave and people will try to make life hard for you, then it's still prison.
Also people just left their juice by the radiators to heat and make some disgusting wine
>>51371686
Thanks dude, I will try.

>>51371616
I'm making a bet you'll be back in prison, ill put $5k on this
let go baby

>>51371543
>>51371616
Boy do I feel stupid now, but Honkler is a good name
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Clown_World
I thought it was related to these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings
>>51371757
I'm making a bet you wouldn't last a day, new fish.
Also fuck you I had it made, I had roof over my head, no worries except those right in front of me, I was given food and exercise.
I could watch TV, the lights were always on except at night, no saving electricity.
I did help some guards and prisoners with all their questions about taxes and things like that so they were nice to me. And the bill goes to you, the taxpayers. Maybe I should just buy Bitcoin and go back, but freedom is much better for now.

>>51371616
I'm sorry they forced you to get the jab. Your best thing to do asap is to confess your sins before Christ and repent.

A quick recap:
>covid (fake virus)
>"vaccines" (aren't actually vaccines)
>2020 election stolen
>russia declares war on ukraine
>western governments send ukraine billions of dollars
>inflation getting significantly worse

There's probably going to be an economic crash soon, if not this month.

>>51371269
> It's like I walked out to doomsday or something.
Because you did

Damn u missed out on the golden era of memes.

you were in a Chicago jail?

>>51371269
sure let's see:
Gays brought on a new pox
the election was stolen
they locked up protestors for years in guantanamo and called them terrorists
the blacks are far more racial
the chinks have moved in in large numbers

>>51371269
dude you missed rick and morty
pickle riiiiick! lol

There are gay people and retards in every piece of media now because black rock, a huge trillion dollar company, gives your business a score called an ESG score and gives you money if it's high enough.

You can still find and kill that kike. He is still out there somewhere fucking people over. He probably has a chuckle and rubs his little jew rat hands together over the memory of sending you to prison.

How many more men has he brought to the breaking point? Just find him and do him, op. Wait a year, make some cash, then publicly execute that kike.

>>51372090

>>51371616
>>51371896
>never heard of clown world before
anon, it’s so bad

>>51372660
everything he said was correct you faggot

buy LUNC and dont buy LINK thank me later

>>51372660
his meds won't work unless you take yours, just hurry up and die from your blood clots.

>>51371323
>Only 6 years
A lot can happen in 6 years, I went through 3 jobs and am already on my 2nd car

>>51371269
>Anyone care to fill me in quickly on the last 6 years on the outside?

Are you familiar with the jews?

>>51371269
You're finance adjacent, go to the/GME/ thread here on biz and read the pastas. Prepare to have your mind blown. Naked shorts.

Nice larp

>>51371269
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/ yeah it's plebbit but it's also the best source of info on the whole moass idea./r/Superstonk specifically

>>51372660

>>51371269
>Anyone care to fill me in quickly on the last 6 years on the outside?
picrel sums it up pretty well

>>51371896
>rationalwiki
sjw propaganda site

>>51372517
Rick and morty is almost 10 years old anon. Nothing happens anymore.

Gotchu with the tactical reload. Here’s what you missed.

https://youtu.be/lBdxeeolWng

>>51372970
>just two more weeks bro

>>51371269
jews kiked the world

>>51371269
this guy is pretty much on point >>51372090

to add my expertise, covid was an excuse to lock down the economy, grab power, and print a bunch of money. The currency supply of USD expanded by approx 25%. At the same time, global lockdowns disrupted the supply chain. So double whammy, bunch of liquidity chasing decreasing goods. Massive inflation. Government is scared, running massive psyops, attempting to shoot down the dissident right, cracking down on freedom of speech and the right to bear arms.

War in Ukraine broke out and damaged supply chains further. US seized Russian assets, thereby breaching trust amongst competitor nations. Global trade has been rekt from now into the near future. Fed has been raising interest rates, dollar has gained massive value, the dollar milkshake theory ended up being correct. There are nations right now literally starving. The US is using finance to break the world. Europe is being sacrificed; energy sanctions and tightened liquidity is breaking the European people. Blend of both inflation and devaluation of assets.

Good chance the Fed continues to tighten liquidity til something breaks. Fed is trying to drive up unemployment. Real estate just started eating shit.

Legislation was passed for the Fed to create a CBDC. The fiat system is breaking down. That tightrope walk the central banks are doing, between hyperinflation and a global depression; the wire is getting thinner and thinner. We will undergo a Bretton Woods 3.0 event.

Seismic shifts in global power. Biz has bet on crypto with very strong reasoning. BTC, ETH, LINK are the chosen ones.

Just a brief overview. Alot more shit happened, but what I've listed is of core importance.

>>51373579
Leonardo de Biz is a fucking genius. fuck the haters

>>51373629
>dood buy chainlink its only lost 90% of its value against btc and eth!!!!1

>>51371269
The liberal world order is going to make us eat pansexual bugs

>>51371413
it is an archive of everything that has happened while you were in prison retard along with everything the kikes dont want you to know

>>51371269
Give it back Tyrone

>>51371747
>will try to make life hard for you, then it's still prison.
sounds like planet earth

>>51372191
>the chinks have left
Are you saying that they left the USA?
Do they have their own chinese TV channels in the USA like the Russians and their Russia Today?

>>51371318
>santos bonacci
Worse than Jordan Maxwell.

>>51373702
whatever you say tourist

Chainlink is the key to unlocking the future economy of crypto

>>51371616
>The same murder clowns that was news when I went in?

I remember those! It was just some pranksters dressing as clowns to scare people no one was actually murdered. Compared to what people have to worry about now it seems even sillier.

>>51371269
>>51371413
>I was caught for larceny, stealing money from where I worked as an accountant.
>And I would have gotten away with it too if my boss wasn't such a greedy jew.
>I like everyone else there was underpaid, so I figured this was my payback,
lol, welp you are in good company now because everyone is now underpaid considering inflation and governments are effectively broke and also are losing the capability to (((tax))) the proles. Effectively there will be an exponential more amount of people that are about to do what you did. Also wwiii etc etc.

>>51371320
Qanx is the next bitcoin jeet, he still got time to make it

>everyone falling for this gay larp