/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51346603
finally. I was waiting for slurpindor to come back. I was looking for this image. TEN POINTS FOR SLURPINDOR.

>>51346603
Thats what his asshole probably looks like

bump

>bwimey 'arry. where is pratform 9 and free quarter taken us?

>>51346603
>FIRST YEARS WILL BE PROHIBITED FROM BUYING CRYPTOCURRENCIES

>"Gather round students, gather round! NFTs of Hermione's vagina will be minted via the sorting hat starting in December. Yes Neville you can have one too! "

>>51346603
>we who shall not be named

OC bump

>SLYTHERIN WINS HOWEVER I WILL AIRDROP 500000 POINTS TO HOUSE GRYFFINDOR FOR HARRY POTTER LETTING ME PUT IT IN HIS HAIRY POTTER, whispered Dumbledore serenely.

>A WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED TO ALL STUDENTS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE FORBIDDEN FOREST, A DARK CREATURE BY THE NAME OF SERGEY NAZAROV HAS BEEN SIGHTED ROAMING THE FOREST OFFERING A TOKEN CALLED CHAINLINK. THIS IS DARK MAGIC OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND THE TOKEN HAS NO UTILITY.

>>51351845
its SLURPINDOR. not gryffindor

>>51346603
Im keking so hard

>>51351880
>HELP I WENT INTO THE DARK FOREST AND I SAW HIM!!!!! I AM DEEPLY TRAUMATISED. I HAVE RUN AS FAST AS I COULD BUT I CAN STILL HEAR HIS WORD BEHIND ME ABOUT "Inherit value" and "Definitive true". I AM SO SORRY SLURPERDOR.

>A chainlink is a token is which someone has concealed all of their networth. One splits one’s assets and loses all of them in the next dump, by doing so sergey’s next Big Mac is protected should he gain weight.

Best thread on \biz\ right now unironically

>Harry Potter, the boy who redeemed. Come to slurp?

>>51352457
>YOUR TRANSGRESSION WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN!!! 10 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM SLURPINDOR!!

harry potter is the biggest reason you're not getting good pussy

>>51352632
I watched a Harry Potter movie with my gf last week and then came inside of her 19yo pussy.

>AVADA PUMPDAVRA

>>51346603
Why did you think this was a good thread that you should post

>>51352694
because it was and is

DONT PUT YOUR PRIVATE KEYS THERE, BOY! Roared Moomy.

Bump this is the best biz thread in years

>>51352669
DUMPIO!

>HARRY POOOOOTA DID YOU PUT YOUR SEED PHRASE INTO THE GOBLET OF FAYAH?!!!!

"There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Dumpemort's wallet and mine sort of... connected."
"He tried to take away my gains, but I casted a browser extension spell and sucked out his whole liquidity."

>"VITALIK POTTER DID YOU USE THE SORTING HAT TO HIDE YOUR BONER AGAIN??" Dumbledore said calmly

>>51352614
lmao

>>51354039
>> VITALIKO POTTERINO..... 10 POINTS FOR SLURPINDOR

There are only pump and dumps, and those too weak to see it

>>51352891
WINGARDIUM PUMPIOSA!

>>51352867
You truly are a generation of children.

>>51346603
best thread on biz rn

Anyone have a link to the vocaroos of the harry potter pasta from /lit/ or /tv/? I cant remember which board it was.

>Harry stood up in Portfolios class to present his carefully thought out and risk balanced portfolio of large caps, small caps and prospective moonshots that he had been working on thus far that term
>'Ah, zat is zay nice record of steady gains you have made zere Harry'
>'HOWEVER' Professor Bogdanoff injected
>'You did not factor zin le black swan event'
>'A black swan even Professor, what is one of those may I ask?'
>Professor Bogdanoff arose from behind his desk, his eyes lit by a wry smile as an enchanted telephone floated from the draw of his desk and nestled beside his ear
>'Yes, trigger zit now.' he softly spoke into the receiver
>Harry, filled with a sense of quiet dread felt a cold slither of deep crimson liquid roll from his portfolio scroll
>He opened it up slowly, sweating profusely as a sense of terror came over him, his hands now stained with pools of the crimson liquid rushing over them as he opened the scroll
>Everything... Everything was gone.
>'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH' Harry let out with a blood curling scream as he collapsed to the floor into a foetal position
>'Zat, is a black swan event Master Potter.' Prof. Bogdanoff uttered softly as he returned to his seat

>>51354061
this doesn't make sense when there have been loads of studies done all over the place.
I'm sure that vax-induced infertility and death will manifest aaaaany day now. Perhaps... two weeks?

So is this a BITCOIN thread or nah??

>tfw even magic can't make dAPPs appeaer on Cardano

>tfw even magic won't make dAPPs appear on Cardano

>>51357466
>>51357493
>>51357526
nigger....,....

>Would Mr. Potta be interested in our staking program?? You would only need to link your gringotts account with FTX, it will barely take a moment sir- said the goblin while he spinned his magical dreidel

Can we get an edit of a pink wojack head with the sorting hat but it's a s 0 y-jack?

>mmmmm riiight mm ok yes
>RUGGLEPUFF!

>>51356979
it already did anon, there's studies all over the place about it
>https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/andr.13209
here's something kinda like a timeline on the whole thing
>https://behindthefdacurtain.substack.com/p/pfizer-fda-cdc-hid-proven-harms-to
thankfully it doesn't affect women (or at least doesn't seem to do past miscarriages if vax'd while pregnant, UK already pulled the recommendation to vaccinate women), so it's not a problem for non-retard chads
the death stuff is going through the normiecattle mind already, that british nurse phd who reads papers to retards is already breaking over it lmao, it isn't particularly grave, so far the gov estimates say 0.02% permanent disability or death per shot which is something that's the insurers problem and not the vaxcattle problem

this is my favorite investment community

>>51352554
Dumbledore calmly shouting is a dramatically undervalued meme. The threads are always great. Especially when the vocaroos are posted.

>>51359946
We like to have fun.

>>51359033
>ahhh yes another Rajneet... i know just what to do with you...

>BANGALORE!!!

>>51356979
>TRUST THE EXPERTS

>>51356979
Kek vaxxcuck

Filthy mudcoins shitting up my /biz/

>Draco, years ago I knew a newfag who bought all the wrong coins. Please, let me help you.

>>51361726
>severus...please.... buy my bags
>Accepta Cardanovra

>>51361773
>forcing a man to buy cardano
now that students is dark magic of the highest order

>>51356979
You might not see the full damage until later, cancer, brain illnesses, heart disease, your children might be born infertile or worse, retarded. The last one is an educated guess on my part.

>>51360016

wtf is this thread kek

>>51346603
>Arry Pottauh

>and does mr. harry potter have his foreskin?

Fuck you for making me laugh

Immortal thread

>>51365343
the depiction is quite uncanny

>we can’t go back to Hogwartz, ‘arry. Dimbledore brought me in ‘is office, he TOLD me we was gonna learn a new spell, ‘arry.. he told me he would stake his liquidity in a fresh young protocol.. but he didn’t ‘arry, he put his wand up my ARSE and rugged me. Now we’re goin’ back there and he’s gonna rug me again!

>>51358676
Holy shit my sides

Somebody please post the vocaroos or make one

Actual god tier thread, been a long time since I kek'd so hard

>>51365474
>Ron, it is safe to invest in Spiders, it’s a broad market etf, why are you afraid

>today on technical analysis class we are learning to read charts from crystal ball

>>51356979

>>51351335
This is the best thread.