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how does he do it bros

>>51342138
Hate how true this is

>>51342138
this is the way

>>51342138
I still want one basically all the time. Jacking off removes the desire for like 30 minutes tops, unless I'm high in which case it's like 3 minutes.

this is called "problem solving"

>>51342151
i just want to know what it's like to hold a girl's hand

>>51342166
It’s really nice
Especially when she wants you to hold it and direct her as you walk
My girlfriend never walks in front of me. I have to lead her while holding her hand

>>51342173
do she fart

>>51342138
>want a gf
>masturbate
>Catholic guilt overwhelms me
>blue balls
>disgusted with myself
>still want a gf

>>51342173
Ahhh the girlfriend ever so sweet. Wait till you put a ring on her finger and call her your wife.

You need to have some personal relationship with a girl to get that feeling

you are a loser if you dont have a girl simple as. jerking off is loser shit

>>51342191
Nope. Made her agree to a never married thing. But our friends are starting to get married and it’s making her sad. I might have to fucking do it cause of fucking friends

>>51342201
for you

>>51342182
Are you underage?

>>51342201

I was I'm Federal prison for 5 years. All you can do is jackoff, or get a punk.

>have a gf
>masturbate
>for a brief moment have clarity and realize how futile it all is

>want to masturbate
>gf has sex with me
>no longer want to masturbate

>>51342222
>punk?

>>51342227
>have gf
>masturbate
>make gf cry
>apologize and have sex
>tell hand not to worry I still love it more

>>51342236
based

>>51342227
why don't you want to wage slave and work for and give money and a home to a girl bro, whats wrong with you.

Give women everything you own bro, NGMI.

>>51342245

Gay guy, most of the time they're a crossdresser or tranny.

>>51342222
checked

>gf wants to have sex
>I tell her I'm tired so I can masterbate instead

Sex with 1 woman is just boring.

>>51342275
Holy coomerbrain

>>51342173
is your gf single by any chance?

>>51342138
based masturbation, saving us all alot of money

>>51342212
Marriage is bittersweet. It’s like nothings changed and yet everything’s different. Good luck anon, hope she’ll treat you right.

>>51342220
do underage nofap?

>>51342222
Checked. What did you do nigger? How violent was prison? How segregated are the races?

>>51342138
This uncomfortable true

>>51342412
Sorry bro, she's with me

>>51342138
I have had the exact image for that saved for years. Save it my friend, it's all yours

So true

You're confusing your innate desire for connection and genuine intimacy with your horniness. This is a fantastic way to remain feeling hollow and empty.

>>51342138
And just like that western civilization is over.