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> company shut down 2 years ago
> collect 30k unemployment for 1 year
> start a new job
> work it for over a year
> they just let me know that they are closing down
> meet requirements to go back on ei
> am 22, live with parents, no bills to pay

how do i profit?

>> No.51242192

How is the cash job economy where you live?

>> No.51242210

>be software wagie on the brink of poverty
>pay 2500 pounds per month of taxes because tax brackets are designed to fuck you up anyway

>> No.51243388
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>>51242168
Open your own company and the first one that looks a little like you, you close it.

>> No.51243407

>>51242168
if you are already living with your mother, you are doing something right.

>> No.51243422

>>51242168
>creates a mecha
>starts destroying the city until some super hero tries to stop you
>he manages to defeat you
>somehow you start getting paid to do it again
>make yourself a secret lair (mansion)
>you buy a lot of stupid stuff
>the hero will keep working at a macdonalds
dr eggman would be proud

>> No.51243427

>>51242168
You can always buy a bag of something, dextool is still useful for detecting scams so you have several options there

>> No.51243443

>>51243427
>doxxing devs for feeling insecure
ok fag

>> No.51243452

>>51243388
I did the same thing in my old school group and I had to be changed teams, funny but not worth it.

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>>51242168
Invest and let bobo give you the best fuck of your life

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>>51243465
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY BOBO, SHOW YOUR GRATITUDE TO BOBO

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>>51243479
valid?

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>>51243479
stay still or I'll kill you

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>>51243479
bobo needs food

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>>51243479

>> No.51243521

>>51243443
>let yourself be doxxed in any employment contract
I don't see the difference.

>> No.51243670

I collected the max unemployment for a year and a half in 2010ish. Never once looked for a job. Lived at home and spent 0 dollars. Literally played basketball every day and lost 100lbs. Best time of my life

>> No.51244168

>>51243407
HNNG ID
>implying

>> No.51244767

>>51242168
holy fuck you lucked out on the parasite path. take it!